Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Jul 10, 2012 14:40:54 GMT -5
PCW Trauma 116: The Iceys
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Live on E! from the Peace Center for the Performing Arts in Greenville, South Carolina
Introduction
Details: There are still fans and celebrities, all in their best evening wear, piling into the Peace Center for Performing Arts in Greenville, South Carolina for the sixth edition of the Icey Awards. Earlier in the evening, Pureclasswrestling.com announced something major was going to happen tonight at The Iceys.
Once the cameras focus to inside the building, it pans through it while custom-ordered music from composer Phillip Glass plays. Celebrities in attendance include Eminem, Sasha Baron Cohen, Katy Perry, 2 Chains, Uma Therman, Kanye West, Pegasus, and the members of Lincoln Park. The host of the evening, Will Farrell, welcomes then steps out onto the stage and welcomes us into the show.
Biggest Debut
Past winners include: Landon Divine; Johnny Vivacious; Silence; Justin Michaels & Johnny Vivacious; High Tide
Hip Hop Artist Rita Ora presented the award. After naming the nominees, “Sons of Plunder” by Disturbed plays, Ms. Ora announces that the AWAssholes won the award. MONROE, Jake Andrews, Korey Kill, Gregory Kennedy, MJ Windsor, and Whitey Ford step up to the stage and the fans booed like crazy. Whereas the majority of the people in the building were in suits, the AWAssholes were just very casual, except for Windsor, who had what looked like a costume made dress suit on.
Whitey Ford began to accept the award on behalf of his comrades, stating how there dominance thus far is only the beginning of what they plan on accomplishing, but MJW quickly piped in and said he wanted to thank no one. And come Return to Glory, he and the rest of the AWArseholes will return to glory when MONROE beats up Andy D for the North American Championship, and he defeats Usali Basilisk and Grimm for the International Championship. Whitey has a bemused look on his face as he grabs the award and he and his brethren then exit the stage.
Winner(s): AWAssholes with 64% of the vote
Most Loved
Past winners include: Angelica Night-Hunter; Lantlas; Pegasus; Nacho Grande
The award was presented by a talking chihuahua with an accent. After announcing the nominees, “Hangin' Tough” by New Kids on the Block plays and the dog announces, that for the second-consecutive-time, Nacho Grande has won the Most Loved Icey Award. Nacho Grande comes out, in a tuxedo shirt, his mask, and some dress pants, and accepts the award. Nacho stares down the chihuahua, and then exclaims sternly, “I'm offended.”
The mood gets very tense before Nacho lightens it up by saying he was joking. Nacho thanks all those who voted for him, even after he had a spell of self-doubt and frustration a few months ago. He goes on to say that LoKi could have very well won this award had he not turned his back on his fans and his friends, and it'll be a day of reckoning, Ragnarok even, for LoKi at Return to Glory.
Winner(s): Nacho Grande with 71% of the vote
Return to Glory
Details: A short hype video of the upcoming Return to Glory PPV is played. The theme song for Return to Glory, which is “American Idiot” by Green Day, plays throughout the video, which highlights the feuds between AWAssholes and PCW, Nacho Grande and LoKi, and the brewing rivalry between Sean Rhodes and Lantlas. The clip fades out to a live performance by the band.
Best Match
Past winners include: Pegasus vs. LoKi @ Revival; Ace Anderson vs. Lantlas @ Collision Course; Al Laiman vs. Ace Anderson @ Living A Legacy II; Nacho Grande vs. Heavy Metal @ Living A Legacy III; LoKi vs. Murdoc vs. Lantlas @ Game Over 3
The award was presented by Helen Bonham Carter and Tim Burton. After naming the nominees, “Rusty Cage” by Soundgarden plays and Carter and Burton announces that Grimm & Sadistic's battle at Mass Destruction II won the award. Grimm comes out and collects the award. Before leaving, however, Grimm looks directly at the camera and states, “Brother, I'm waiting.”
Winner(s): Grimm vs. Sadistic: Mass Destruction II with 29% of the vote
Most Inspirational
Past winners include: Benjamin Banks; Lantlas; Grimm; Nacho Grande
The award was presented by Paul Fejtek, a hadicapped man who is the only person in history to ever reach the top of Mount Everest. After naming the nominees, “Hypest Hype” by Chase and Status plays and Mr. Fejtek announces that Andy D has won the award. Andy D, looking quite shocked and wearing his best hat, came to the stage and then accepted his award.
Andy thanked everyone for their continued support and then had the audience applaud Mr. Fejtek for his feat. Andy then said if there is one thing he wants to do is continue to inspire the PCW Faithful, and a win over the AWAssholes, specifically MONROE, at Return to Glory will help do that. No mention of 2Guys during this whole thing.
Winner(s): Andy D with 50% of the vote
Most Hated
Past winners include: Non Compos Mentis; Jason Willard; Murdoc; Justin Michaels
The award was presented, in good humor, by Kim Kardashian and her momma Kris Jenner. After announcing the nominees, “Sons of Plunder” by Disturbed plays for the second time and out walks the AWAssholes. Once on the stage, most of the AWAssholes, with exception of Korey Kill and MONROE, move close to Kim Kardashian and it looks like they're trying to pick her up. She looks mighty uncomfortable, but then takes MJ Windsor's hand and walks off the stage with him.
Kris has a look of confusion, but it turns even more confusing with Korey Kill leans in and plants a big kiss to Momma Kardashian. He then walks off the stage holding her hand. This leaves MONROE, who looks disgusted and interested by all accounts, Whitey, Gregory Kennedy, and Jake Andrews on the stage. Jake Andrews is the one to step up to the podium this time and declares if you thought they were hated before, wait until you see their next award...
Winner(s): AWAssholes with 60% of the vote
AWA 'Better Than PCW' Award
Details A video-clip plays on the screen behind the remaining AWAssholes showing a graphic for the “AWA Better Than PCW Award.” The nominations are of AWAssholes debuting by destroying Tyrone Smith, later that same evening destroying Jules Martins, taking down Machine, defeating High Tide & Wasp, and...the winning nomination...
Most Heated Rivalry
Past winners include: Pegasus & Murdoc; Grimm & Mikey Wryght; NCM & HHW; LoKi, Pegasus, & Lantlas; Grimm/Sadistic & Los Dos Amigos
...is them keeping and accepting the award for Most Heated Rivalry. The rivalry between AWAssholes and the PCW roster. Whitey Ford says it's a great honor to know that the PCW Faithful and the hacks in the corporate offices thinks so highly of them to award them this victory. MONROE puts his face in his hands, shakes his head, and steps up to the podium.
MONROE states, “Although the antics we may have done here tonight might anger and enrage you. The only thing that matters is that you know that we AWAssholes are here in PCW now, so get over it.” Gregory chimes in with, “We have come to destroy you all.” Whitey then steps up to the mic and says, “Yeah, what they said. We're the best in the business, and this rivalry that you think is happening...it's not. There are no rivals for us. We are The Best!” And with that, the remaining AWAssholes leave the stage.
Winner(s): AWAssholes & members of the PCW roster with 50% of the vote
Walk Hard
Details: A skit is shown with Alejandro Walker meeting John C. Reilly. Alejandro, in his flyest red sequined suit and cowboy hat, is walking in the backstage area when he bumps into John, dressed in a pair of dress pants and shirt. Walker immediately apologizes. But then the good Captain notices that it's him. It's...DEWEY COX! Walker tells Reilly that he is his biggest fan and that he has all his albums. He even uses “Walk Hard” as his theme song!
John, perplexed, tries to tell Alejandro that he isn't Dewey Cox, that he is an actor, and that there is no Dewey Cox. John tells Walker he's sorry and Walker has the look of the saddest panda on the planet. John says don't worry, as he has brought with him a fan. John says the fan is proud of The Captain being a 'Walker' and then steps out shot. The camera quickly tries to follow him, and when it pans over, with a guitar in his hand, is Dewey Cox.
Walker's face immediately beams with glee as Dewey starts playing his guitar and singing his hit song. Walker looks on lovingly as the skit ends.
Hall of Fame Presentation
Details: Dee Snider, a regular at The Iceys, was out to make the presentation. Dee announced that he and Metal may have not always seen eye-to-eye, but if there was one thing that he did feel, it was respect for the Most Metal Man in PCW history. A video package was then shown of highlights of Heavy Metal's PCW career. After the package ends, the fans, celebrities, and wrestlers in attendance get to their feet and cheer. After a good five minutes of applauds, Dee shushes the crowd and informs them that unfortunately, Jacob Roth has not been heard from in quite a while, and attempts to reach out to him have been ineffective. Accepting the award in behalf of Mr. Roth is his best friend Nacho Grande.
Nacho comes onto the stage and picks up a specialized plaque. He then speaks and says, “HM, wherever you are, we hope that you are alright, and are rockin'. I'll keep fighting for you, and will hold onto this award for you until you're ready to get it.” Nacho then goes to leave the stage with the award in hand.
However, just as he exits the staging area through a curtain, a large CRASH is heard. Nacho can be seen falling back onto the stage and a huge gasp is heard throughout the arena. Stepping from behind the curtain is LoKi. In his hand is the Hall of Fame plaque for Heavy Metal. LoKi looks down at the plaque, and then gets into position. As Nacho is getting back to his feet, LoKi wails him with the plaque, breaking it over Nacho's head. LoKi can then be heard screaming at Nacho, “Leave me the fuck alone!” as security pulls him from the stage.
Best Singles Star
Past winners include: Ace Anderson {2x}; Lantlas; Heavy Metal; LoKi
It appeared as if there should have been someone else presenting this award, but Will Farrell insisted that he should come out and present it as he was the biggest star not only in Hollywood, but in the entire multiverse. After saying he was planning on giving out 42 awards, he instead listed the nominees when Dave Brandt of PCAS stepped on the stage.
After naming the nominees, “Winter Shaker” by Woven Hand plays and Will announces that Grimm has won the award. Grimm gets onto the stage, doesn't say a word, and grabs the award. He raises it in the air and then begins to walk off, but Will stops him. Will can be heard saying, “What, no acceptance speech?” Grimm ponders and then walks back to the podium and says, “Thanks,” then walks off.
Winner(s): Grimm with 40% of the vote
Executive Award
Past winners include: Luis Malave {4x}; Alejandro Walker; Skylar Marshall
The last award of the evening was presented by “The Icemann's” longtime friend, former PCW International and Tag Team Champion, and Hollywood A-lister “Mr. Showtime” Mikey Wryght. Showtime, wearing the finest suit and designer shades, hypes up all the accomplishments of the former 53-time World Champion and current PCW CEO, and then announces him out to the stage.
“Cold as Ice” by M.O.P. kicks in as Luis walks onto the stage. The fans greet him with a mixed reaction, but with more cheers than jeers. Luis goes and shares a handshake with Mikey and then turns to the podium. Luis thanks, “every person that works for Pure Class Entertainment Group, including the referees, announce team, backstage officials, creative team, and especially the wrestlers.” Luis is about to close up his speech when Showtime interrupts him.
Showtime announces that he wants to, “...thank Luis personally for making Pure Class Wrestling what it is today. Without the PCW being around, I wouldn't be able to do what I'm about to do....Although I've been very busy in Hollywood, wrestling, and PCW in general, will always be a home to me. And that's why I've been trying my best to make sure this show is star-studded and the best it could be.
Luis asks Mikey what he's talking about and Mikey continues, “I've always done what's best for PCW and that's why I'm making myself the number-one contender to the PCW World Championship. A championship I never held, but should have.”
The fans cheer, but Luis informs Mikey that he doesn't have the authority to do that. Mikey informs him that he does, because he just bought Miguel Malone's share of Pure Class Entertainment Group. He's now a minority owner of PCW. Luis looks perplexed as Showtime raises the boss's hand as the show fades out.
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Overview
Biggest Debut: AWAssholes
Most Loved: Nacho Grande
Best Match: Sadistic vs. Grimm @ Mass Destruction 2
Most Inspirational: Andy D
Most Hated: AWAssholes
Most Heated Rivalry: AWAssholes & Members of the PCW Roster
“Better Than PCW Award”: AWAssholes keeping the Most Heated Rivalry Award
Hall of Fame Presentation to Heavy Metal
Best Singles Star: Grimm
PCW Executive Award Presentation to “The Icemann” Luis Malave
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I want to congratulate all those who won awards, and for those who didn't, there's always next time. Good job everyone. Remember, Trauma 117 is the next event, and Return to Glory 4 is the next event, and neither is too far away. Let's get those rps cranked out![/color]