Post by Texas Tim on Nov 17, 2020 12:54:18 GMT -5
There's no time for cows right now. Not horses neither. This isn't a day for Texas Tim to roam the grounds of his ranch, engaging with the animals. No, the witty repartee and lighthearted banter will have to wait. This is a serious time. This is a big time. And everything's bigger in Texas, so you can just imagine how big of a time this is. It's big.
"Rick Majors and Grimm," he says. "Woo wee! Those are some big time names, lemme tell ya what. Two big guys with big reputations. But that's okay. Me and Razor, we've got more guts than you could hang on a fence. We know what we can do in that there ring. And we can win. They said we couldn't beat Kyle Shane and Crazy Boy either, and that's exactly what we did. So I'm damn sure that we can take on Grimm and Rick too."
He reaches toward the table in front of him and picks up his cowboy hat. He puts it on. This is serious now. Cowboy hat serious.
"Ya see, I've got myself a title shot against Ol' Majors comin' up. And ya might think that Razor and I aren't on the same page no more, since we fought each other a buncha times to see who would get that shot, but you'd be wrong. We're competitors, for sure, but we also got honor that you can take to the bank. I ain't worried about Razor, let me tell ya what. He's so tough he’d shoot craps with the devil himself. And honest. I can count on him. Real reliable, that Razor. And, ya know what, he's a real angel too, when you get to know him. I know he'll put up the fight of his life on Trauma, because that's what he does."
Tim adjusts the cowboy hat.
"As for me, you may think that I'm a few pickles short of a barrel, but I know we can win this match. And I know I can beat ol' Rick and win that Genesis title too. And I'm gonna prove that on Friday. Man, this match on Trauma's gonna be hot as Hades, let me tell ya what. Grimm, I know all about you and what you've done. And I respect it. You're so strong you make Samson look sensitive. It'll be an honor to step in the ring with you."
Texas Tim tips his cowboy hat.
"And it'll be an even bigger honor to beat you. Same with you, Rick. You've been around the world. You've been chewed up, spit out, and stepped on. And you're still here. That's double tough. But it's not Texas tough. I'll show ya what Texas tough is on Friday. But, boys, I'm not gonna babble on no more. We could sit here all night and talk the hide off a cow, but talkin' don't win wrestling matches. I'll see you both on Friday."
Texas Tim tips his hat again, then he stands up and walks away.
"Rick Majors and Grimm," he says. "Woo wee! Those are some big time names, lemme tell ya what. Two big guys with big reputations. But that's okay. Me and Razor, we've got more guts than you could hang on a fence. We know what we can do in that there ring. And we can win. They said we couldn't beat Kyle Shane and Crazy Boy either, and that's exactly what we did. So I'm damn sure that we can take on Grimm and Rick too."
He reaches toward the table in front of him and picks up his cowboy hat. He puts it on. This is serious now. Cowboy hat serious.
"Ya see, I've got myself a title shot against Ol' Majors comin' up. And ya might think that Razor and I aren't on the same page no more, since we fought each other a buncha times to see who would get that shot, but you'd be wrong. We're competitors, for sure, but we also got honor that you can take to the bank. I ain't worried about Razor, let me tell ya what. He's so tough he’d shoot craps with the devil himself. And honest. I can count on him. Real reliable, that Razor. And, ya know what, he's a real angel too, when you get to know him. I know he'll put up the fight of his life on Trauma, because that's what he does."
Tim adjusts the cowboy hat.
"As for me, you may think that I'm a few pickles short of a barrel, but I know we can win this match. And I know I can beat ol' Rick and win that Genesis title too. And I'm gonna prove that on Friday. Man, this match on Trauma's gonna be hot as Hades, let me tell ya what. Grimm, I know all about you and what you've done. And I respect it. You're so strong you make Samson look sensitive. It'll be an honor to step in the ring with you."
Texas Tim tips his cowboy hat.
"And it'll be an even bigger honor to beat you. Same with you, Rick. You've been around the world. You've been chewed up, spit out, and stepped on. And you're still here. That's double tough. But it's not Texas tough. I'll show ya what Texas tough is on Friday. But, boys, I'm not gonna babble on no more. We could sit here all night and talk the hide off a cow, but talkin' don't win wrestling matches. I'll see you both on Friday."
Texas Tim tips his hat again, then he stands up and walks away.