Post by Alexa Black on Nov 23, 2015 6:09:02 GMT -5
Alexa sits comfortably in her hotel room post Trauma smiling from ear to ear. A victory over Crazy Boy and Bubba Reece has been a major morale boost after so long getting nowhere with the (Un)stable.
Having a 6"6 500 lb sumo as her tag team partner may have helped a little but from where she was sitting this was a glorious moment.
She got exactly what she wanted a win and denying Crazy Boy a chance at getting any payback against her as now he would have to wait to get another shot at her. But she knew she wasn't fully rid of him and his day would come and when it did she would be ready for him. Meanwhile something far more fun was on the horizon and it made her happier than a kid at Christmas.
"Have you seen this?" Asks Orin as he stands in front of her. He is as always dressed in a fine blood red Armani suit and coal tie with black oxfords. He is leaning on his skull topped cane which is firmly planted on the floor below it. In his hands is a white piece of paper with black text printed in a nice font.
Alexa tales the paper from him and reads it aloud to both him and Lashawnda.
"Ahem"
"Tuesday December 1st, 2015
PCW Trauma celebrates Thanksgiving with the Underground because... why not?"
"I'm thankful for the underground because it lets me be me. And with PCW stacking the card with my ultra violent faves I can't wait."
She continues on reading aloud.
Singles Match - Underground Rules
Bubba Reece vs Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith
Referee: Eric Russo
"Well after last weeks loss those two will want to kick the shit out of each other and I will be sitting backstage with popcorn and drinks watching them do it. It's wonderful entertainment for me watching those two clowns and I don't even have to pay a penny which is the best part!"
She pauses frowning as she does trying to remember what it was she was thinking of. After 30 secs or so she remembers and smiles.
"Which reminds me we need to go to
Food Lion or Lowe's Foods and pick that shit up before Trauma. I can't watch people crush each other on an empty stomach. It simply won't do!
But what to get? I need to get it right or it will be spoiled.
Hmmm... What foods go with wanton violence and gratuitous brutality?
Cheese and Wine? No
Sushi and Sake? Nah
Chips and Dip? Nope
But of course! Meat and beer!
Can we get a grill and a keg sent to my dressing room Orin?"
He looks at her unsure if she is kidding or not. He looks at Lashawnda and Lashawnda just shrugs her shoulders at him knowing whatever that her bosses whims are to just roll with it.
"Ummmmmmmm yes I think so" he replies with a large degree of uncertainty.
"I have a hankering for burgers and steak washed down with a cold brewski. Yeah that'll do nicely.
Also we need to stop by Home Depot too pick up some shit I need.
I've got a few people to see that need sorting out. Beatings and torture don't just give themselves out you know, if they did I would be pretty fuckin bored.
She laughs at this finding it midly amusing. She reads on from the next page continuing where she left off
Triple Threat Match - Underground Rules
Hiroshi Yukio vs Nathan Saniti vs Eira
Referee: Nigel Gale
"Hmm this will be a wild one. Three different individuals each with their own different style and personality in a match with no rules. I expect Mr Yukio will have a tough time with Eira and the now darkened N.Saniti. If he can pull it off it would be quite a feather in his cap...
Feather...hmmm I used to tar and feather people it was good for a laugh. Why the hell did I stop doing it? I really have become a slack ass since coming here I think I'm loosing my touch. Also electrocuting people never goes out of style either. All you need is a car battery and jumper cables and you've for yourself a fun filled evening.
She smiles again as she reminisces about the good times she's had over the years causing untold suffering.
Now on to the next match and as she sees it her eyes widen and her face smiles like a Cheshire Cat.
"NO FUCKIN WAY! Tell me I'm reading this right" she holds the paper up to Orin who nods and she jumps up and down excitedly and cheers loudly.
Singles Match - Underground Rules
Alexa Black vs "Dollface" Kelli Starr
"Finally I get my chance to fuck up that candy loving rainbow trollop and I don't have to worry about getting DQ'd or counted out because I can do ANYTHING I WANT. Anything at all short of murdering her of course because that would land me back in Coalinga and I ain't going back there.
Oh the wonderful possibilities.
I wonder what her favourite colour is? If it's red then I assure you that after I'm done she'll hate it. I'm gonna paint the arena red with her blood. A macabre massacre masterpiece. Ring posts the floor and everything will be red red red!
I'm sure she'll be like OMG Alexa is going to like totally kill me but I'm not scared because I'm going to win. And she's right I am going to destroy her win or lose I don't really give a flying fuck. I have no remorse or conscience to speak of. And I regret nothing. All I have to do is show up go out and I get a chance to break her open like a piñata.
And that's all I want.
Having a 6"6 500 lb sumo as her tag team partner may have helped a little but from where she was sitting this was a glorious moment.
She got exactly what she wanted a win and denying Crazy Boy a chance at getting any payback against her as now he would have to wait to get another shot at her. But she knew she wasn't fully rid of him and his day would come and when it did she would be ready for him. Meanwhile something far more fun was on the horizon and it made her happier than a kid at Christmas.
"Have you seen this?" Asks Orin as he stands in front of her. He is as always dressed in a fine blood red Armani suit and coal tie with black oxfords. He is leaning on his skull topped cane which is firmly planted on the floor below it. In his hands is a white piece of paper with black text printed in a nice font.
Alexa tales the paper from him and reads it aloud to both him and Lashawnda.
"Ahem"
"Tuesday December 1st, 2015
PCW Trauma celebrates Thanksgiving with the Underground because... why not?"
"I'm thankful for the underground because it lets me be me. And with PCW stacking the card with my ultra violent faves I can't wait."
She continues on reading aloud.
Singles Match - Underground Rules
Bubba Reece vs Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith
Referee: Eric Russo
"Well after last weeks loss those two will want to kick the shit out of each other and I will be sitting backstage with popcorn and drinks watching them do it. It's wonderful entertainment for me watching those two clowns and I don't even have to pay a penny which is the best part!"
She pauses frowning as she does trying to remember what it was she was thinking of. After 30 secs or so she remembers and smiles.
"Which reminds me we need to go to
Food Lion or Lowe's Foods and pick that shit up before Trauma. I can't watch people crush each other on an empty stomach. It simply won't do!
But what to get? I need to get it right or it will be spoiled.
Hmmm... What foods go with wanton violence and gratuitous brutality?
Cheese and Wine? No
Sushi and Sake? Nah
Chips and Dip? Nope
But of course! Meat and beer!
Can we get a grill and a keg sent to my dressing room Orin?"
He looks at her unsure if she is kidding or not. He looks at Lashawnda and Lashawnda just shrugs her shoulders at him knowing whatever that her bosses whims are to just roll with it.
"Ummmmmmmm yes I think so" he replies with a large degree of uncertainty.
"I have a hankering for burgers and steak washed down with a cold brewski. Yeah that'll do nicely.
Also we need to stop by Home Depot too pick up some shit I need.
I've got a few people to see that need sorting out. Beatings and torture don't just give themselves out you know, if they did I would be pretty fuckin bored.
She laughs at this finding it midly amusing. She reads on from the next page continuing where she left off
Triple Threat Match - Underground Rules
Hiroshi Yukio vs Nathan Saniti vs Eira
Referee: Nigel Gale
"Hmm this will be a wild one. Three different individuals each with their own different style and personality in a match with no rules. I expect Mr Yukio will have a tough time with Eira and the now darkened N.Saniti. If he can pull it off it would be quite a feather in his cap...
Feather...hmmm I used to tar and feather people it was good for a laugh. Why the hell did I stop doing it? I really have become a slack ass since coming here I think I'm loosing my touch. Also electrocuting people never goes out of style either. All you need is a car battery and jumper cables and you've for yourself a fun filled evening.
She smiles again as she reminisces about the good times she's had over the years causing untold suffering.
Now on to the next match and as she sees it her eyes widen and her face smiles like a Cheshire Cat.
"NO FUCKIN WAY! Tell me I'm reading this right" she holds the paper up to Orin who nods and she jumps up and down excitedly and cheers loudly.
Singles Match - Underground Rules
Alexa Black vs "Dollface" Kelli Starr
"Finally I get my chance to fuck up that candy loving rainbow trollop and I don't have to worry about getting DQ'd or counted out because I can do ANYTHING I WANT. Anything at all short of murdering her of course because that would land me back in Coalinga and I ain't going back there.
Oh the wonderful possibilities.
I wonder what her favourite colour is? If it's red then I assure you that after I'm done she'll hate it. I'm gonna paint the arena red with her blood. A macabre massacre masterpiece. Ring posts the floor and everything will be red red red!
I'm sure she'll be like OMG Alexa is going to like totally kill me but I'm not scared because I'm going to win. And she's right I am going to destroy her win or lose I don't really give a flying fuck. I have no remorse or conscience to speak of. And I regret nothing. All I have to do is show up go out and I get a chance to break her open like a piñata.
And that's all I want.
