Post by A Ghost in the Wind on May 10, 2005 5:13:24 GMT -5
PCW Tuesday Trauma
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
In the Beginning
Details: At the beginning of the night, PCW Owner and former 50 time World Champion, Luis Malave was rumored to make an appearance next week on Trauma to discuss a few issues. Following that, the PCW-Tron lit on and the following was seen...
Arrival
Details: (One of the front doors to the Pure Class Arena swings open and in walks one of PCW's newest signees...Smith. He's wearing an ugly brown dress shirt and white slacks, and his hair is parted on one side, making him look like something out of a cheesy '50s movie.)
Smith: Cripes! This place smells like a mixture of Elmer's glue and sour breast milk.
(Looking around, Smith spots Angelica Night and his eyes light up. Puffing out his chest, he struts over towards her and waits. She seems preoccupied and doesn't even notice him. He clears his voice, then begins to speak.)
Smith: Excuse me, my fair lady, I was wondering if you could direct me to President Walker's office. I'm new here.
(Smith begins flexing and unflexing his bicep as he awaits Angelica's answer. Rather than speak, she simply motions down the hallway with her thumb.)
Smith: Thank you very much. You know, young lady, you might not wanna be back here where all of the wrestlers are. It's not safe.
(Smith strolls off down the hall as Angelica watches him through slitted eyes.)
Angelica: Jackass...
Match One: Singles [Re]Match
Black Ice vs. "Pure Class" Tony Brass
Referee: Travis Wilson
Match Details: This match pitted the returning Tony Brass against Black Ice, who seems to have hit that rookie wall here in the PCW as of late, so both these men had something to prove. However, it was the [former] PCW "franchise player" Tony Brass who seemed the better man of the two here tonight, as he worked over the young Black Ice feverishly. Black Ice was able to get some offense in, with a diving corkscrew moonsault being the highlight of his aresnal for the night, though it only got him a two count. However, right after Black Ice was about to seal the deal after a modified PileDriver, a man a few may recognize as Slither, a former PCW Superstar and former PWA Tag Team Champion, came walking out from behind the entrance curtain, and then walked midway down the entrance ramp. He stopped there, and, with a hand rubbing his chin, focused on the ring. Black Ice, being the rookie that he is, lost focus, and stared back at Slither. This gave Brass enough time to get back onto his feet, and sneak up behind Ice. He quickly raised him in the air, and applied the Torture Rack at the 8 minutes and 24 seconds mark. 4 seconds later, Tony Brass was officially declared the victor.
Winner
After the Match
Details: As Mark Long was announcing Brass as the victor, Tony Brass looked at Slither on the entrance ramp and started screaming up to him, shouting out a whole bunch of questions. Slither just smiled and walked back into the back. As he was going to the back, the PCW-Tron lit up for the second time tonight...
First Assignment
Details: (Inside of the Hawiian themed PCW President's officem, we find Alejandro Walker, better known as "The Captain", sitting in a chair at his desk, and speaking on the coconut-shaped telephone.)
Walker:Yeah...and I still haven't decided on who I'm going to use for Tony Arnaut's mystery opponent tonight, either.
("The Captain" pauses for a second to listen to the person on the other line, and then speaks again.)
Walker: I know the match is only minutes away. I'm doing my best to find someone boss.
(At this moment, Smith walks in with a goofy grin on his face.)
Walker: I found somebody.
(The Captain drops the phone and stands to shake Smith's hand.)
Smith: Hello there, boss. Smith here, reporting for duty. Who do you have in mind for my first big assignment?
Walker: As a matter of fact, my boy, I've got the pefect choice in mind. Tonight, your first assignment will be..."Platinum" Tony Arnaut!
Smith: Oooooh. Platinum. I like the sound of that already.
Walker: Well, you'd better go get your gear. You're up next. Hurry up, hop to it.
Smith: Gear? Oh, right. You mean a microphone. Gotcha.
(Smith makes an about-face and rushes out of the room in search of his gear as the President looks after him with a confused look on his face. He bends down and picks the phone back up.)
Walker: Yeah, I'm still here. (pause) His name is Smith. I don't know how we ever signed this guy to a wrestling contract. He's built like a twig.
Match Two: Singles Match
The Force vs. Maniac
Referee: Tim Jones
Match Details: Maniac has been on something of a roll the last few weeks, reaching the highest he has ever in the PCW, by competing in a World Title Match just two weeks prior to this match, and picking up an impressive victory over the PCW-decorated Senor Smurf. However, each week is something different, and this match showed it, as The Force, who is making his PCW debut, proved to be too much for Maniac. For the most part, it went back and forth, with The Force hitting some high impact moves early on, which included his patented Spinebreaker, and then Maniac hitting a few moves himself. But it was at around the 9 minutes and 11 seconds mark when things took a turn for worse for Maniac. After the artist formerly known as Dess hit Maniac with the Force Shock, which is a massive superkick to the back of the head, he picked him up, double underhooked him, and then did a facebuster. The move is now known as The Incredible Force. A count of three later, The Force moved on to win his first-ever PCW Match; and against a very formidal opponent.
Winner
Match Three: Mystery Opponent Match
?? vs. "Platinum" Tony Arnaut
Referee: Tyrone Little
Match Details: Tony Arnaut was already in the ring awaiting his opponent when Smith emerged from the back clutching a microphone in his grubby little hand. He was met with virtually no reaction by the crowd. After doing some pre-interview stretching, Smith got on the microphone.
Smith: Hey there, Platinum, go easy on me. Today's my first day.
Smith winked at Arnaut and nudged him in the ribs, causing Arnaut to give him a furious glare. Before he could speak again, Tyrone Little, the referee snatched the microphone from him.
Little: What the hell are you doing? You're here to wrestle, not conduct an interview. Ring the bell!
With that, the bell rung, and Arnaut began beating the holy hell out of Smith. At a few moments, Smith actually curled up into the fetal position and began crying. After a few minutes of punishment, Smith eventually rolled to the outside and employed a new strategy...running! Which worked fine until...
Interruption
Details: The lights in the arena begin to flicker, then go dim, but not completely out this time. The opening guitar solo to "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones floods the Pure Class Arena, then stops abruptly as the PCW-Tron begins to stir. A wrestling ring with several anonymous wrestlers in a poorly lit arena fills the screen. The unidentifiable grapplers slowly begin to disappear until the screen is left with only the empty ring. A phrase appears:
"And then there were none."
As the PCW-Tron begins to fade out, the camera returns to the ring, where the figures of Smith and Tony Arnaut can still be seen vaguely in the darkness. A third figure slides into the ring and plants Arnaut with a sickening DDT. Smith begins running around in the ring blindly, and runs directly into the long-haired figure. The mysterious intruder boots Smith in the stomach, then drops him with an identical DDT, dropping him directly onto the top of his head. The figure slides out of the ring and disappears as the lights come back on. In the ring, Smith's mangled body is uncerimoniously sprawled over Tony Arnaut.
Conclusion
Details:
Even though both men were out cold, the referee saw that Smith was "covering" Arnaut and had no choice but to count the three.
Winner