Trauma Results {5/17/05}

[A Ghost in the Wind]

PCW Tuesday Trauma
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina

In the Beginning
Details: After the usual pyrotechnics and lighting effects, the rumors of "The Icemann" being here tonight was confirmed, as the PCW-Tron showed "The Icemann" coming out of a custom-made, dark-blue in color and tinted, the 2005 edition of the Lexus Limo. After the PCW-Tron cuts off, and a bit of hyping from the commentators, the first match is introduced.

Match One: Singles Match
Black Ice vs. Slither
Referee: Travis Wilson
Match Details: This match was made because of the result of the match Black Ice and Tony Brass had last week. In last week's match, Slither walked out to ringside, and, purposely or not, distracted Black Ice, resulting in a win via the Torture Rack by Tony Brass. The match started out kind of fast-paced, which was to the advantage of the high-flyer Black Ice. But once the match was slowed down a bit, Slither was able to get the upper-hand. After a Powerbomb attempt turned into a face buster by Black Ice, he ran up the ropes, and attempted a 450 Splash. But as he was coming down, the returning PCW Star Slither was able to move out the way, resulting in Black Ice crashing into the mat. Slither then, to insure himself the match, then lifted Black Ice and finished him off with the impressive looking Soul Breaker at the 8 minutes and 15 seconds mark.
Winner: Slither via pinfall

Match Two: Singles Match
Grimm vs. Senor Smurf
Referee: Tim Jones
Match Details: In the second match of the night, the man known as Grimm made his official PCW debut, by going up against one of the more well-knowned and well-liked PCW Superstars in Senor Smurf. But even Smurf's past PCW accomplishments weren't enough to help him get a win here tonight. In remarkable fashion, Grimm was able to pick up the win in just under 2 minutes, after he nailed with Smurf a Gale Force Advisory.
Winner: Grimm via pinfall

Match Three: Singles Match
Maniac vs. "Showtime" Xander North
Referee: Tyrone Little
Match Details: Maniac, after losing last week to The Force, had something to prove this week, as he was pitted into a match with the number one contender for the North American Championship, Xander North. Both men started off on the offensive early into this match, as Xander hit a few high-impact moves, such as an Implant DDT and his North Sideslam maneuver. But Maniac fought back into it and hit a few high-impact moves of his own, such as a stalling brainbuster and...his ultimate high-impact move...the Circus Ride. After the Circus Ride, Maniac picked up the pinfall at the 11 minutes and 11 seconds mark.
Winners: Maniac via pinfall

"The Icemann" Cometh:
Details:

(The arena is buzzing with anticipating at the thought of the next match, which is a a Six-Man Tag Match pitting the team of International Champion Pegasus, former International Champion Sexay Jay, and "Pure Class" Tony Brass against the team of LoKi, Rayne, and The Force. Standing in the middle of the ring is Mark Long, and he is preparing to make the match introductions, when, out of the blue, T.I.'s, "Rubber-band Man" begins to play throughout the arena. Some fans begin to cheer, while others begin to boo, knowing that the arrival of PCW President Alejandro Walker, better known as "The Captain", is about to make his presence felt.)

Jerry Andrews: Mr. Walker is coming out! What could he possibly have on his mind?

Michael Hunt: If I knew Jerry, I'd tell ya. But my name isn't Cleo, and I am not a mind reader or pyschic, so, your guess of what he is thinking is as good as mine.

(Stepping from out from behind the entrance curtain wearing a customized T-Shirt, which is embroided with an image of imself, rather than his normal Hawiian-based T-Shirt. But, he's still wearing open-toe sandals, so, yeah, he's still being as sexy as he can be. Noticing his boss walking down the aisle, Mark does the only thing he can think of- introduce.)

Mark Long: Making his way to the ring...he is the PCW President..."The Captain"...Alejandro Walker!

(Al, which he is commonly called by his inner-circle, continues his walk down to ringside, as the PCW camera's zoom in on a sign that says, "Crunch-a-tize me Cap'n!" A few seconds later, or, actually, alot of seconds later, Al has made his way to the ring, and he shakes Mark's hand before relieving him of the microphone. After the mic is in his hand, his music adruptly shuts off, and Mark makes his exit of the ring via the second rope and climbing down the ringsteps. Mr. Walker gives his relatively long beard, which is encased in colored elastics, a tug, and then tilts his head to the side, before bringing the mic to his lips to begin speaking.)

"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: Ladies and gentleman...

(As he is talking, a bit of spit flies from out of his mouth, and then, a bit of drool begins running down his chin. He takes his free hand, which happens to be his left, and wipes his chin, as he continues on.)

"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: ...the reason I am out here tonight is to introduce the man that holds all the cards...that man being my boss, your idol..."The Icemann" Luis Malave!

[A Ghost in the Wind]

(And with that...

"COLD...AS...ICE...
...YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE...
...COLD...AS...ICE...
...YOU'RE COLD AS ICE TO MEEEEE..."

...the strenuous beginning chords of M.O.P.'s "Cold as Ice" begins to blast throughout the arena, disrupting Mike before he can finish his sentence. The fans in attendance begin to let their word felt, most cheering, but a surprising amount of cheers can be heard aswell; knowing who is about to step from behind the entrance curtain. Multicolored lasers begin to shoot frantically around the arena, until it finally focuses on the entrance ramp. From the laser light, a visible dark-blue smoke begins to emit from underneath the entrance stage. The entrance curtain can be seen moving to the side, and from behind the entrance curtain stands former 50 time World Champion, and current PCW Owner and CEO, "The Icemann" Luis Malave. Luis is wearing a dark blue suit, with a light blue shirt underneath, a stripped yellow tie, and a pair of black Armani shoes.)

Jerry Andrews: And here he is! "The Icemann"! He hasn't been seen for the last two weeks, and I'm sure he has something to say, since he took the time out of his ever-busy PCW front office duties to come here tonight.

(Luis steps from behind the curtain and as he does, the multicolored lasers focus on him. He begins walking down the aisle, smirking at some of the fans who shout obscentities at him.)

Jerry Andrews: Luis might not be on every Trauma, but the fans sure don't forget past events. Luis has not always been liked.

Michael Hunt: He's always been liked by me. But, that's because the two of us are like, ya know, cool. Not everyone can appreciate coolness.

(Once Luis has made it down the entrance ramp, he climbs up the ring steps, and steps through the middle and top ropes. He has a semi-stern face about him, and winces alittle when he stares at Alejandro Walker. Al offers to shake Luis's hand, but Luis just smiles, and places his right hand up, throwing in a, "No...I'm good," in the current President's direction. He walks over to the side of the ring closest to the announcers' table, and, after speaking in their direction, he is handed a mic. With the mic, Luis gives the, "cut" sign by moving his free hand left to right over his throat. Once the music stop, and with "The Captain" watching intently of Mr. Malave, Luis begins to speak.)

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: First thing I want to say is, Al...what the hell are you wearing?

(The fans begin to laugh in the arena, as the cameras get a closer look on Alejandro's appearance. Luis shakes the image out of his head, as Al is looking with a confused, mouthing the words, "What's wrong with my gettup," before Luis sighs, and then continues to speak.)

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: If I knew you were going to look like this, I would have never listened to the reccomendations the investors threw at me. Don't you know the tag line of the promotion? "PCW...where wrestling has class." Where the hell is your class? And damn man, couldn't you even find a shirt that is a little more fitting for a man your size? Forget it. You have good creditentials, and you have done a pretty alright job as of late...and atleast you still aren't sporting the Hawiian shirts. But anyway....I'm not going to waste too much time here tonight, and I just wanted to announce a few things. Thing number one being the PCW Tag Team Titles.

(The fans cheers.)

Jerry Andrews: We don't know who'll be in that Tag Team Title Match at the Pay-Per-View.

Michael Hunt: Atleast we know we'll have new Tag Champs at Revival.

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: There WILL BE a PCW Tag Team Title Match at Revival, which I want to remind everyone that is't going to be taking place on the 29th of this month. The participants of the match will not know who they'll be, and neither will you fans. So if you want to see who I have in mind, tune in. Another thing I wanted to do is tweak a match that is already in place. The match I'm talking about is the match between Pegasus and LoKi. I've noticed that these two have quite a vendetta against one another. And I also noticed that things have been alittle "hardcore", with both men using the lead pipe on one another at one point or another. So, if they want hardcore, I'll give them hardcore. But it'll have nothing to do with a pipe. No no. I don't normally sanction too many all out hardcore matches, but this was an opportunity that was too good to pass up. My friend Crazy Bob reccomended this. Pegasus and LoKi...at Revival...the two of you will be in the first-ever PCW, "Pain of Glass" Match. If you, or anyone in attendance, or anyone watching, aren't too sure about the specifics, go look it up on the official PCW.net website under the Revival option.

Michael Hunt: I sure don't know what that kind of match is.

Jerry Andrews: Neither do I. But I'll be checking the Revival card ASAP to find out!

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: And, last thing I want to announce, but not least, will be concerning the PCW World Championship. As I look, Al hasn't booked a Main Event for Revival, and hasn't booked a World Title Match at all. But I will. At Revival, I'll be giving some of the more deserving PCW Superstars a chance to wreslte the gold home with them, as, Maniac, The Force, and Sexay Jay will all be facing off in the evening for the chance to become Champ. What we'll do is have a round-robin type thing going on. I'll give "The Captain" the official rules later on, and he'll make it known by next week's Trauma. So yeah, that's all I have to say...

A Divine Interruption
Details:

(Suddenly a voice speaks out from somewhere close in the arena. The works spoken are "Finally, it's my turn".)

Jerry Andrews: What the hell?

(Fans are caught off guard by this, as are the gentlemen in the ring.)

Jerry Andrews: What's going on?

(Suddenly, the curtains get tossed wide open and out comes a well dressed man of about 6'1" in height. His silver framed ray-bans cover up his eyes. His hair is short and curly, while being a blackish-blonde color. A button up baby blue shirts combines with a pair of tan dickie pants. Fans being slightly booing, as the man is none other than "The Rising Star" Landon Divine.)

Michael Hunt: Ha! It's Landon! I hear nothing but good things about him. Have you been watching his promos lately?

Jerry Andrews: Yeah...and what I understood from them he's one cocky son of a gun.

(He holds a mic in his right hand tightly and gets to the ring. Pulling himself up onto the apron, he steps through the ropes and leans back up. He takes a quick glance at the Captain. Then at The Icemann. Once he finishes that, he begins to shake his head slightly. Pulling the mic up to where he can speak into it, he begins.)

Landon : I was sitting in the back there, listening to this boring rant from you guys. The Captain wants to kiss your ass and then Icemann wants to book matches for a pay per view that will be nothing more than a low buyrate, because no one wants to pay to see any of the so called "stars' this place has to offer. But...

(Landon smiles)

Landon : What they want to see is The Rising Star. I am Landon Divine. My debut is so important and is so great, that I decided to move it up a week and well, here I am, better than all of you and below nobody.

(Fans now start to boo as Landon looks around with a cocky smile plastered on his face.)

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: Whoa, whoa there. Who are you again kid?

(Landon looks over towards the direction of "The Icemann")

Landon : I am the single greatest signing you ever have had. I am greater than great. Better than the best. But most of all, I am ABOVE perfection. I don't need cheers or boos to sway me. I'm here to prove why I'm so damn good, while making everyone look bad for ever doubting me.

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: Above perfection, huh? Do you know I'm the God-damn, "Epotime of Perfection"? Are you trying to say you're above me? I don't think so. No one is above me. But, if you think that now, no reason for me to try and sway your warped way of thinking. Now, what's your business here? Don't you know I was about ready to leave? I'm a busy man, so whatever you gots to say, make it quick, or you'll be stuck here talking with "The Captain."

"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: And I'm already agitated you're out here, so, hurry it up!

{Landon laughs and shakes his head at the closing remark).

Landon : You were the "Epotime of Perfection"....that is until I came here. Because, yes, I am better than you and anything you could ever accomplish. But there is another person that I KNOW I'm better than....her name is Angelica Night. A complete joke of a champion, who can't tell the differance between a wrestling ring where men belong and a kitchen where a woman belongs...

"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: Angelica Night is a hell of a champion! She'd probably whoop your ass!

(When the word,"ass" comes out of Al's mouth, spit flies in the direction of Landon.)

Landon : For Christ sakes, get a breath mint for that problem. But as far as her being able to whoop my ass, well why don't you put your money where your mouth is? That's right, I challenge her to a match for her North American Title. I don't care where it's at, but I do know, she won't be walking out the same again. Trust me. Laws are made to be broken.

[A Ghost in the Wind]

"The Captain" Alejendro Walker: But ya see...she's booked up until...well, for awhile. And besides, she gots a title defense for Revival already.

(Luis raises his hand, signaling it's his turn to speak.)

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: No no. Let him speak. I like how this is going. Landon, is that what you said you're name was? Well, whatever. Do you think you're so great you can take Angelica and...Xander North at the same time?

(Landon pulls down his shades, slightly onto the bridge of his nose. His eyes are exposed, but not fully. Landon almost looks insulted by the question posed to him.)

Landon : I can beat them both and claim my first singles title all in one night. Question is, can they take on me at the same time and expect to win? My sources say no.

"The Icemann" Luis Malave: Well...your confidence level seems to only rival me. And I'm impressed. So this is what I'll do. At Revival...you, Xander North, and Angelica...Three Way Dance...which means both opponents must be eliminated to win. You do that, you earn my respect. You don't, then, well, you, oh well, you get a lose for your cockiness.

(Landon pushes his glasses back up and smiles with confidence in what he has just recieved.)

Landon : Two up, Two down. Let's dance and watch when I win the North American Title.

(Landon drops the mic and begins to make his exit out of the ring. He surely didn't win the crowd over, as they are booing him on his way back up the aisle.)

Match Four: Non-Title Six-Man Tag Team Match
Pegasus (International Champion), Sexay Jay, & "Pure Class" Tony Brass vs. LoKi, Rayne, & The Force
Referee: Eddie Lane
Match Details: On paper this match looks like one of the better matches of the night. In reality...this match was probably the better match of the night. After the introductions, the teams got situated, and the first two to get in the ring was Tony Brass and Rayne. Rayne, comes after Brass trying to get in some quick offense however, Tony uses his power advantage to punish Rayne. Tony then makes the tag to Pegasus and then Rayne tags out to LoKi. LoKi takes advantage and works Pegausus down then tags in The Force. Force hits a huge Powerbomb on Pegasus nearly picking up the win, but, slowly but surely Pegasus fights back and hits a huge DDT and makes the tag to Sexay Jay. Force tags Rayne and they begin trading punches. Tony Brass and Pegasus both come into the ring followed quickly by The Force and LoKi and they all start going at it a six man war inside the ring!!! Unfortuantely the referee seems to be losing control of the entire situation as Tony Brass and LoKi spill out to the outside of the ring. Sexay Jay pounds down on Rayne inside the ring, as they are offically the two legal men. Sexay Jay hits a spinebuster and gets a close pinfall and then starts to punch Rayne in the face and then hits the Sexay Crunch and quickly makes the cover to get the pinfall victory for his team. LoKi had try to come in to make the save but, it was to late. The Force looks on seeing that his team lost and is in disbelief as he walks up the asile.
Winner: Pegasus, Sexay Jay, and Tony Brass via pinfall after Sexay Jay picks up the pin over Rayne.

Match Five: Non-Title Singles Match
Angelica Night (North American Champion) vs. Smith
Referee: Richard Stevens
Match Details: The match started off with Smith laying down in the middle of the ring waiting for Angelica to pin him and escape the match unharmed. Angelica had other plans, however, and pulled him up by his hair. She slapped him all around the ring, then culminated the assault with a hurricanrana. Instead of executing the move, Smith simply held her in place for a few moments. A look of disgust engulfed Angelica's face as she pushed herself away from Smith and landed on her feet. Smith had a grin on his face, but it was soon erased by The Angelic. Smith fell in a heap and began sobbing, but Ms. Night continued the beating. At one point, Smith resorted to running, but Angelica simply chased him down with a clothesline to the back of the head. After putting Smith through a torturous array of holds and submissions, Angelica finally finished Smith off with the Nightfall, followed by the pinfall.
Winner: Angelica Night via pinfall

What the...?
Details: The lights in the arena then begin to flicker and the opening to the all too familiar "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones starts up. The arena goes pitch black as the music abruptly cuts out. The PCW-Tron comes alive and a simple phrase appears:

"And then there were none."

The PCW-Tron fades to black as the intense drumming from "You Could Be Mine" by Guns n' Roses blares out of the speakers. When the lights come on, there is an enormous man standing in the middle of the ring with his long hair hanging over his masked face. He looks to be well over seven feet tall of solid muscle, and he has a very special interest in Smith. Smith simply stands in awe as the large man wraps a huge gloved hand around his throat, then hefts him over his shoulder. Stepping over the top rope and down to the floor, the giant man carries Smith all the way up the ramp and into the backstage area as fans are left gaping at what's just taken place.

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I want to thank Josh, Jason, and Tony for their input on this week's results. Your help is appreciated guys.