Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Nov 8, 2005 22:20:28 GMT -5
PCW Tuesday Trauma
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
In the Beginning
Details: The camera pans around the Pure Class Arena as "Chop Suey" by System of a Down blares through the P.A. System. As usual, we see the many fan signs sprinkled throughout the ruckus crowd.
The Playground
Details: ("That's Entertainment" by Powerman 5000 begins to play as spotlights go in circles in the crowd then finally all come together to show Kenny standing in the middle of the crowd holding a sledge hammer up high in the air. He then starts running down the stairs until he hears the crowd chanting, ?GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!? Kenny shoves one of the audience members, then jumps over the barricade and yells at the crowd, ?I AM NOT A GOAT!? He slides in the ring, grabs himself a microphone and sits down in the chair sitting in the ring. He then rests the sledge hammer on his shoulder.)
Kenny Ifrit Douglas: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Playground!
(Audience starts booing and hissing as Kenny just ignores them and continues.)
Kenny: Boy, oh boy. Do I have a show for you tonight. Let's start things off with some PCW predictions. Now the first match tonight will be a one fall singles match with the man who will be my guest tonight- "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks!
(Crowd starts to cheer for Benjamin.)
Kenny: And his opponent for tonight, making his return to the PCW, will be Grimm. Well, I don't know much about either of these men but I?m going to have to go with the better wrestler and say Benjamin Banks.
(Crowd cheers again after hearing Banks name.)
Kenny: After that it will be my match against, Maddog.
(Crowd cheers for Maddog.)
Kenny: Please, do you really believe that he will actually beat me?!
(Crowd starts chanting, ?Maddog! Maddog! Maddog!?)
Kenny: We'll see. Moving on, the next match for this evening will be Chrissy Johnson vs. one half of the current Tag Team Champions in Mark Lightning. Now seeing how Chrissy is a no good, two timing bitch who won't give me a chance, and Mark Lightning actually has gold around his waist, I'm predicting a win for Mark. After that it will be Pegasus vs. Jorge "The Truth" Garcia. Well, "The Truth" lost his match against Chrissy last week, so I?m predicting another loss for him. Next it will be Mr. Showtime taking on LoKi. Now again I don't know either one of these men, so it's tough to call but I?m gunna go with the man with gold around his waist, Mr. Showtime. And last but not least we have our main event which will be, the PCW World Champion Slither & Non Compos Mentis vs. the International Champion The Prophet & the North American Champion Ace Anderson. Another tough call but I'm predicting a win for the team of The Prophet and Ace Anderson. Well enough with the predictions lets bring out my guest, what'dya say?
(Crowd starts cheering.)
Kenny: Well, alright. Ladies and gentlemen please give a warm welcome to, "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks!
(The entire arena goes pitch black, like always, unexpectedly. The start of, "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin jumps in, with the symphony lasting about 15 seconds. When it's over the lights stay off, but a spotlight greets Benjamin Banks on the ramp. He's wearing a boxing hoody type Jacket, the hood over his head, and the jacket reads Unbreakable Benjamin Banks. From there about 10 seconds into the actual song, he raises his head, making the hood fall off his head, and raises his arms, forming an X. Pyro shoots off behind him, creating an X-like pattern. Then Benjamin makes his way down to the ring, keeping his head down. He greets each post, and does the same X taunt with his arms. Then he gets into the middle of the ring, and goes down on his knees, and looks up. He poses, closes his eyes, then bows down on the mat. Kenny runs to stand in front of him before he stands back up then turns to the camera.)
Kenny: Check it out. Finally someone who appreciates me.
"The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks: You should know better, Benjamin Banks doesn't pray for you, for only in the name of the supreme being.
(Kenny turns back around to face Banks.)
Kenny: Whatever. Anyway, Mr. Banks, what made you want to return to the PCW?
(Kenny raises his microphone towards Benjamin.)
Benjamin Banks: Return? I don't understand what you mean return. Making my return was no decision; I need you all to get that straight. My return was merely fate, which God himself gave me the strength to make my way back into this business I love so much
Kenny: Great I have a f(bleep)ing Christian on the show. Thanks a lot, Captain.
(Kenny laughs.)
Benjamin Banks: Listen, if you think you're going to get away with insulting me here tonight, I have news for you. When you religiously profile me into being not as equal as you are, it really affects me. But then again, I know I'm a better person than you are.
(Kenny Laughs again.)
Kenny: You? Better than me? Don't make me laugh. TOO LATE! Hahaha. Now I know I may not win matches but for every match I lose I get smarter and stronger. One more thing, do you happen to have your own show? Hmm, I think not. So before you continue to run that big mouth of yours think about this. I'm Kind, I'm Intelligent and I'm Destructive...I am Kenny...Ifrit...Douglas! And Don't you forget it.
Benjamin Banks: Getting stronger huh? Let me tell you about strength. I worked day in and day out, getting back into this business. Now the show thing, all you do on here is attempt to make yourself seem better than everyone else, that way you can go home knowing that you accomplished something other than losing. So, the show isn't going to impress anybody. You being kind, well what you showed me here tonight was all hurtful words, prejudiced words. Intelligent? Well I don't want to stoop down to your level, but if you were intelligent then you would take the smart and strong, turn it into some winning matches. Finally, sorry for rambling on, you being destructive, well I'm not familiar with that aspect, but I would like to find out. So let me tell you this, you can't break me, for I am, "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks. Oh, and don't you forget that.
Kenny: Oh don't worry, because when the time comes to where you and I meet in the ring one on one you will be broken, by the one and only, Kenny Ifrit Douglas.
Benjamin Banks: Like I said before, and I quote, "Please catch on soon KID," I cannot be broken for I am, "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks, we can go at this all night, but I am certain our war will end with only one victor and that will be me.
Kenny: Alright, I'm only saying this once so everyone better listen up. I...am not...KID! The name is...Kenny...Ifrit...Douglas! Get it right!
Benjamin Banks: Well last week, everyone in the audience seemed to like the KID better, but I'm not getting into this anymore. I would like to know where you're going with this, because as you can see, I need to get prepared for my match.
Kenny: First of all, what do I care what the audience thinks. The audience can kiss my ass.
(Crowd starts booing Kenny but Kenny just continues to ignore them.)
Kenny: And secondly, in your face! Benjamin Bitch!
Benjamin Banks: Alright look, I've had enough. I think the fans would like to see a match next week. Kenny Ifrit Douglas vs. "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks.
(Crowd cheers for Benjamin Banks and Kenny ignores the crowd's cheers as usual.)
Kenny: Whoa whoa whoa. You wanna know what I think? I think these people are no good sacks of crap!
(The crowd starts chanting "KID SUCKS!")
Benjamin Banks: Alright, you continue to ramble on, and on, we aren't getting anywhere here. So I'll leave the enclosing of our war up to you, I'm IN... Now, thanks for having me, it's truly been a pleasure. Now if you could please leave the ring so I can have my match.
(Kenny goes to hit Benjamin with the microphone but Benjamin catches it. He snatches it out of his hand and throws it to the mat.)
Kenny: Wait until next week, ok? If we get the match approved, I'll be all on you.
(Kenny gets in Benjamin's face as if to hit him.)
Benjamin Banks: Do you mind? I have a match that's about to start.
(Kenny leaves the ring and pulls up a chair at ringside. He doesn't sit at the commentators' booth, opting out to sit in the front of the ring as Grimm's intro begins and the match begins.)
Match One: Re-Debut Match
Grimm vs. "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks
Referee: Eddie Lane
Match Details: After Grimm made his way to the ring, the two returning PCW Superstars began battle, with Grimm obviously gunning for Banks's bad back. The two went at it, exchanging blows throughout the first few minutes of the match, with each man making obvious mistakes caused by, apparently, their lack of in-ring competition. It didn't help that whenever Banks gained some momentum by hitting Grimm with a Spinebuster or nailing him with a Top Rope Bulldog, he always lost his focus, looking at Kenny Ifrit Douglas at ringside, which would allow the unorthodox Grimm to comeback with Samoan Drop here or a Backbreaker there. But it was at the 7 minute mark where, when after Benjamin nailed Grimm with an unexpected Cross-Breaker when Grimm was on the rope, that really turned the tides for this match. Banks tried to end the match with a pin, but Kenny, who jumped out of his seat, went and grabbed Grimm's foot and placed it onto the ropes before telling the referee to look at foot, making the pin attempt be broken. This brought Banks to his feet and he started yelling at Kenny, which resulted in Grimm being able to get to his feet, climb a turnbuckle, and then catch Banks, who was turning back to face Grimm, with The Harvest. He then made the pin and got the three count at the 8 minute and 14 second mark.
Winner
After the Match...
Details: As Grimm leaves the ring, Kenny rolls into it and laughs at Banks. Banks gets slowly to his feet, and it looks like Banks is about to be struck by Kenny, but as Kenny raises his hand, "Welcome to the Dog Pound" kicks in and Maddog comes rushing to the ring, allowing Banks to roll out and his and Kenny's match to start.
Match Two: Singles Match
Maddog vs. Kenny Ifrit Douglas
Referee: Tim Jones
Match Details: Timmy had to run down to the ring as Maddog and Kenny were already going at it in the ring. Once he made it down the aisle, the bell was sounded and the match officially began. The two exchanged blow, but the match was never able to get underway because, as soon as Maddog started to rock Kenny, Kenny's sidekick Stanley came running down the aisle and picked up Kenny's "Chrissy-Hammer". He runs into the ring with it and tries to attack Maddog, but Maddog catches the attempted blow by Stanley, pulling the hammer from his hands. He winds up and prepares to strike Stanley, but Kenny hits him from behind, causing Maddog to fall and to drop the hammer at Stanley's feet. Stanley and Kenny begin laying the boots to Maddog, causing for the bell to be sounded and a disqualification to be issued.
Winner
After the match...
Details: The double team upon Maddog causes Benjamin Banks to run to the ring and return the favor trying to even up the score. But before he is able to help, he gets knocked down aswell and now Kenny and Stanley work over Banks. This causes, surprisingly, Chrissy Johnson to run down the aisle to help. She runs into the ring and picks up the "Chrissy-Hammer" hitting Stanley with it. She looks down Kenny, who is thrilled to see her, and walks up to her to attempt to give her a hug, which was a stupid move, because she whacks Kenny right on the side of the head. While this is going on, Mark Lightning runs down the aisle and tries to cheapshot Chrissy, but she nails him with the hammer aswell. She looks around, drops the hammer and calls for a referee to come down the aisle.
Match Three: Non-Title Singles Match
Chrissy Johnson vs. Mark Lightning {Tag Team Champion}
Referee: Travis Wilson
Match Details: Referee Travis Wilson runs down the aisle and Chrissy immediately goes for the pin. In just a matter of seconds, Chrissy Johnson gets a huge upset victory, as she gets the pinfall on Mark Lightning.
Winner
Match Four: Singles Match
Pegasus vs. Jorge "The Truth" Garcia
Referee: Roberto Garcia
Match Details: This match went surprisingly fast, with Pegasus picking up the win after demolishing Jorge within three minutes. Pegasus favored his back throughout the match, but still was able to pick up the clean and easy win.
Winner
The Great Poet
Details: (The lights dim down, and, "Suffocate" by Sevendust begins to flow through the arena. The song is met with immediate booing and jeering, and after Ace Anderson steps out onto the stage, the booing increases even louder. Ace has his North American title on his right shoulder, and he slaps it with his left hand. He then removes his title from his shoulder, and holds it high above his head as he walks down the ramp. He stops about halfway down the ramp now, and he re-shoulders his title. He turns to his left, and looks at the fans standing against the barricade. He makes a disgusted gesture at them, and then begins to work up a big wad of spit. Before he can spit on them however, they all pull out clear garbage bags that say "Ace Anderson Guard" on them in black permanent marker. They hold them in front of themselves, so that Ace cannot spit on them. Ace laughs, and then spits on the plastic anyway. He comes to the ring, and he climbs up onto the apron. He turns around, with his back to the middle of the ring, and he holds up his "Greatness" symbol. After he holds up his "Greatness" symbol for roughly 3 seconds, he turns and climbs into the ring through the second rope. He stops in the middle of the ring, and raises his North American title high above him in his right hand. After Ace finishes raising his North American title, he puts the belt back onto his shoulder. He looks out into the crowd for a few seconds, and then walks over to the ropes requesting a microphone. He is handed one, and he returns back to the middle of the ring.)
Ace: Good evening, you bunch of disgusting hooligans. Before Ace Anderson allows you to watch a disgusting display of wrestling, as LoKi and Mr. Showtime bump empty heads for the second week in a row, Greatness decided he would come out here and read a little poem that he wrote for Slither and his poor partner...literally, in more ways than one. He felt that it was only appropriate to read it to all of you idiots here today, considering after you hear this poem, you'll all want to follow in the footsteps of your idol, and you'll go home and write a nice little poem just like Mr. Anderson. Now, here goes nothing.
(Ace reaches into the pocket of his track pants, and he pulls out a little piece of paper that is folded a few times too many. He unfolds it slowly, and then flattens out the paper on his leg while still holding the microphone. He holds the poem in his left hand, a few feet from his face, and he then brings the microphone up to his lips. He moves the poem closer to his face, and then back out to where he originally had it as he begins to read.)
Ace: Mr. Anderson likes to call this poem "Non Compos Mentis is the Dirtiest Guy Ever and Deserves to Die For Being So Dirty", or N-C-M-D-G-E-D-D-F-B-S-D for short. Roses are red, violets are blue. The fans of PCW are poor, and Non Compos Mentis is too. Slither is a moron, just like all Canadian's are, never in his life will Non Compos Mentis be able to afford a car. Sure, he's making money for wrestling, even though he's a slob. After tonight, when Greatness ends his career, he'll be out of a job. He'll be back on the street, just like he's always been, what Ace Anderson does in that ring is an unforgivable sin. Prophet, don't worry, Greatness has this match covered. All it takes is A Touch of Greatness and both opponents will be smothered. This poem is over, Mr. Anderson is sick of this shit. Oh yeah, Non Compos Mentis, Ace Anderson forgot to mention that you smell like shit.
(Ace then folds up the poem quickly and puts it back into his pocket. He brings the microphone back to his mouth to speak again.)
Ace: As you can see, only Greatness is good enough to rhyme shit with shit and still make the most impressive poem ever written by a human being. It's scary how talented he is at everything that he does. Now, if you'll excuse Mr. Anderson, he has a match to prepare for, even though it will be the easiest win of his career. He's never faced a moron like Compost Heap before in his career, not that he'll treat that steaming pile of trash any different than any other opponent. He's still going to come up in the air, and then come back down with such incredible force he won't be able to breathe for a week. Any money says. Hell, you can even bank on that one.
(Ace walks over to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckle. He is now standing on the second rope, holding the microphone in his left hand. He takes the North American title, and holds it up in his right hand. As he is holding the North American title up, he brings the microphone to his mouth once again.)
Ace: Those are the words of the single most incredible, unbelievable, absolutely and undeniably stunning wrestler in Pure Class Wrestling....those are the words of GREATNESS. Greatness in the Flesh!
(Ace throws the microphone down to the mat, and Suffocate begins to play once more. Ace then puts his North American title back up onto his shoulder and holds up his "Greatness" symbol. He gets down from the corner and makes his way back up the ramp. He manages to spit on a fan this time, and seems very satisfied about it. Once he reaches the stage, before he walks into the backstage area, he turns around and points to his North American title. After he is finished pointing, he walks behind the curtain.)
Match Five: International Championship Number One Contender's Match
LoKi vs. "Mr. Showtime" Mikey Wryght {Tag Team Champion}
Referee: Tyrone Little
Match Details: This match stemmed from what happened last week on Trauma with the end result turning into a No Contest once The Prophet made his presence felt. Unfortunately, this match again was interrupted by The Prophet. The match started off fairly even, with both men picking up right where they left off at last week. But it was at around the 14 minute mark, after a hard-fought back and forth match-up and with Mr. Showtime looking as if he's about to pick up the win, that the arena lights turned out. When the lights turned back on moments later, "Mr. Showtime" was laid out in the ring, with LoKi's, who had been done after receiving The Sweetness, arm being placed over Mikey's chest. Tyrone Little had no choice but to make the three count and leave everyone confused on what just happened.
Winner
A Reason
Details: While LoKi is getting up to his feet, unsure of what had just happened, The Prophet steps through from behind the entrance curtain, and taunts LoKi before declaring that it was he who had helped LoKi win the match because he wants nothing more than for LoKi to be the man to face him, and they'll face at Deadly Intentions. This caused for LoKi to run down the aisle and chase after The Prophet, who took off like a thief in the night.
Match Six: Non-Title Tag Team Match
Ace Anderson {North American Champion} & The Prophet {International Champion} vs. Slither {World Champion} & Non Compos Mentis
Referee: Richard Stevens
Match Details: The main event saw Slither and Non Compos Mentis squaring off against Ace Anderson and The Prophet. If you just read that and thought it was going to be two-on-two, you were wrong. LoKi had chased The Prophet to who knows where, so Ace Anderson had to do battle against the World Champion Slither and a very determined Non Compos Mentis. The match saw NCM battle with Ace first, with him surprising the North American Champion. And that's how it went for the majority of the match, with Ace as Slither and NCM's whipping boy. But Ace wasn't a push over though, no matter how badly NCM and Slither double-teamed him. He tried to fight his way back into the match and at around the 13 minute mark, after numerous near-falls by the duo of Slither and NCM, Ace Anderson mounted his comeback with T-Bone Suplexes and Sidewalk Slams, among other moves. And when Non Compos Mentis accidently nailed Slither with a flying clothesline, Ace nailed the Exemplifier on NCM and then made the pin, winning the match in a handicap effort.
Winner
On the Wrong Page
Details: As Ace slides out the ring, sticking his tongue out while raising his championship in the air, Slither and Non Compos Mentis gets into a shoving match, both faulting the other for the blame as Trauma fades off the air.
*CLICK*[/i]
Overview
Grimm d. Benjamin Banks via pinfall
Maddog d. Kenny Ifrit Douglas via disqualification
Chrissy Johnson d. Mark Lightning via pinfall
Pegasus d. Jorge Garcia via pinfall
LoKi d. Mikey Wryght via pinfall
Ace Anderson & The Prophet d. Slither & Non Compos Mentis via pinfall
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