Post by Ace Anderson on Jul 25, 2006 2:09:13 GMT -5
PCW Tuesday Trauma
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
In the Beginning
Details: Trauma opens up with the playing of System of a Down's, "Chop Suey," and the usual display of pyrotechnics, however, after the display, the PCW-Tron comes to life.
Interview with Non Compos Mentis
Details:[The camera moves from ringside after the opening showcase and goes to the backstage interviewing area where Miguel Malone is standing, chest puffed out, accentuating his lacking manliness infront of the viewing public. He is standing with a microphone ready to receive his echoing voice and staring through his tinted sunglasses at the camera. He is wearing a white short sleeved shirt that is laced with 5 golden characters, M&M&M, a black beret type hat and black slacks.]
Miguel Malone: Ok, you haven’t been on Trauma for a few weeks, just act natural, you’ll get your flair back in no time.
Cameraman: Are you talking to me?
Miguel Malone: Do I look like I would want to talk to you Grease Monkey? NO.
Cameraman: Erm, We’re on air.
Miguel Malone: What? Oh right. Hello people of the viewing public, If you don’t know me, my name is Miguel Michael Malone, cousin of wrestling LEGEND Luis ‘Icemann’ Malave. I am here today to talk to one of the biggest stars of PCW at this very moment. He is the only wrestler in the company to currently own 2 championship belts. He has the record of being the person to have won PCW’s first ever Hardcore Hell match. He is the North American and Co-Tag Team champion, Non Compos Mentis.
[The camera moves to the side to begin to see the large and bulky figure of Non Compos Mentis. He is standing to the left of Miguel and is staring downwards at PCW’s resident interviewer. Miguel lifts the microphone back to his lips after dropping it slightly and begins to speak.]
Miguel Malone: So, Mentis, since the last time we talked you have gone on an unprecedented run of results including a win over Al Laiman in the Hardcore Hell match, beating Anthony Douglas at Return to Glory, capturing the Tag Team titles with your partner Ace Anderson and, perhaps best of all, holding PCW World champion Lantlas to a draw.
Non Compos Mentis: You’re right Miguel, since you stopped talking to me I have been on a brilliant run of results. So it makes me wonder what I am doing talking to you now.
Miguel Malone: You’re talking to me because I am Miguel Malone and I can do what ever I want.
Non Compos Mentis: Sure, whatever you say.
Miguel Malone: Well, now we have that straightened out let me ask you something serious. Now that you have seemingly proved yourself against the best PCW has to offer, what is next for you?
Non Compos Mentis: What is next? Well I don’t know what you know about this, but there is a new Number 1 contender to my North American championship, also, the same person seems to be chasing around after the Tag Team titles with his partner who likes staying at home and letting him do the work. You know who I’m talking about, don’t you Miguel?
Miguel Malone: Yeah, Kaden Keene I presume.
Non Compos Mentis: Damn right, Kaden, fucking, Keene…
Miguel Malone: Whoa Whoa Whoa, you cant say that, this is a family show.
Non Compos Mentis: You wanna watch family shows, go watch Sesame Street and kiss Big Bird’s ass. Now scram Miguel, SCRAM.
[Miguel scarpers quickly to get away from the lewd and disgraceful Non Compos Mentis. Mentis watches as Miguel disappears from view and turns back to the cameraman.]
Non Compos Mentis: Kaden Keene, I have heard recent comments you have made about me, and guess what you asshole, I don’t like them, that means I don’t like you. You know what happens to people I don’t like Kaden? I beat them, mentally and physically. I will meet you in the ring when me meet and I will grind you down until you can no longer walk, eat, sleep, talk, or breathe. Trust me Kaden, you have made an enemy that you would have been better not to have.
Is that what everyone thinks about me? That I am some homeless hack that is living off what he can scrounge. Is that what everyone thinks? Is that what Jade and 2guys think? These talentless rejects that need 2 chances at everything before they stand a chance at getting it right, yes Jade that refers to you. Or if they need two brains to think one barely significant thought about anything, yes 2Guys, that would be you two. Is the high priced apartment I live in just a spot on a street corner? Is gourmet dining a hamburger that is half eaten? NO, it is fucking not, so why do people think I am a homeless person that eats half eaten burgers.
[Mentis lashes out in anger at the camera, throwing it to the ground and storming off towards the ring for the first match of the evening.]
Match One: Six-Person Tag Team Match
2Guys & Jade vs. Brian "Atlas" McNight, DarkFalls, & Non Compos Mentis
Referee: Tim Jones
Match Details:Each team makes a separate entrance, with the exception of 2Guys, who come out as usual to “Drunkard Does Make Wise Remarks.” Jade follows, and the first team discusses some sort of strategy while waiting for their opponents, although Jade just seems to be getting frustrated from talking to 2Guys. Non Compos Mentis comes out first, still furious after his interview, and waits at the bottom of the ramp for his partners. When Atlas gets there, Non Compos Mentis says something to him, and Atlas nods, as they seem to come to an understanding. However, as DarkFalls theme music comes on, Non Compos Mentis and Atlas wait for a few moments, but DarkFalls doesn’t appear.
Tim Jones has no choice but to ring the bell, so Non Compos Mentis climbs into the ring, and Atlas jumps up onto the apron. Non Compos Mentis starts off the match against Jade. Non Compos Mentis makes a run at Jade, but Jade displays her speed, rolling out of the way. Jade must have really found a way to stay in shape during her time away from PCW, as for the opening minutes of this match, she is moving around rather well, and Non Compos Mentis is struggling to keep up. Jade hits a dropkick on Non Compos Mentis, to which Non Compos Mentis is quick to return to his feet. Jade now attempts a toe kick, but her foot is caught by Non Compos Mentis. He anticipates the enziguri, and spins her around before she can bring her other leg up to complete the move. As Jade completes her spin, Non Compos Mentis delivers a vicious knee to the gut, and then another knee to the head of PCW’s lone diva.
Feeling the effects of the heavy moves by Non Compos Mentis, Jade is a little bit slowed down by this. This allows Non Compos Mentis to capitalize on the situation. He whips Jade off the ropes, and connects with a clothesline. This prompts Atlas to call for a tag, and, surprisingly, Non Compos Mentis complies.
Atlas gets into the ring, and immediately latches a front facelock onto Jade. Jade cries out, and reaches up to her corner to make a tag, but both members of 2Guys are far away. Atlas releases the front facelock, and picks Jade up to her feet. He attempts to lock in an abdominal stretch, but Jade counters with a stomp to both feet of Atlas, and and elbow to the jaw. She lunges forward with cat like reflexes, and makes the tag to Jackle. Atlas turns to face Jackle now, and he gets nailed with a hard clothesline. At this time, Kaden Keene and James Keenan can be seen making their way down the entrance ramp. Non Compos Mentis notices this, and looks at them curiously. Jackle and Menace are now working on Atlas in their corner, attempting something like tag team wrestling. They continue to make a tag, come into the ring, boot Atlas a couple times in the corner, and then tag out.
Icon are now at ringside, and the referee seems to not notice. He still doesn’t notice as they pull Non Compos Mentis down from the apron, through his attempt to kick them away, and they throw him into the barricade. They then take off down into the crowd, before the referee notices what happened. Inside the ring, Jade is tagged in by Menace. Atlas is sitting on the top rope, and Jade springboards off the second rope and catches Atlas in a frankensteiner. Non Compos Mentis gets to his feet as the referee begins the count, but cannot reach Jade in time, as the referee counts to 3. Non Compos Mentis storms off furiously, hoping to find Icon in the back somewhere.
Winner
Hype City...
Details:The PCW-Tron once again comes to life, only this time, it is a video that begins with the words “Phenomenal” in big letters. It then cuts to various highlights of a man doing all sorts of high-flying moves. It finishes off with the words on the screen, “I am the phenomenal one...” and the PCW-Tron then returns to ringside feed.
Match Two: Genesis Rules Match
Grimm vs. Havik
Referee: Roberto Garcia
Match Details:Havik goes down to the ring first, and waits for Grimm to come down and climb into the ring. Surprisingly, Havik doesn’t look nervous, but neither does Grimm. Grimm goes straight to work, hitting Havik with a huge lariat that would send chills down any viewer’s spine. He picks Havik up, and irish whips him. As Havik comes back, Grimm connects with a huge spinebuster. This being a Genesis Rules Match, Grimm doesn’t waste any time taking it to the outside.
From the opening bell, it was clear that Grimm’s intentions were to punish Havik, and maybe pick up a knock-out victory, like last week. However, as Grimm goes to whip Havik into the ring steps, Havik reverses it, sending Grimm flying into the steps instead! Grimm holds his thigh, which connected with the step with great impact, as Havik approaches him. As Havik picks Grimm up, though, Grimm fights back with right hands. He gets Havik’s back to the barricade, and begins hitting him with headbutts. Havik attempts to fight back, but is only hit with even more headbutts from the Abomination of Desolation!
Grimm picks up Havik, and drops him onto the barricade, right across the throat. Havik connects with the barricade, and then rolls over toward the ring. He helps himself up using the apron, and Grimm turns to him, to inflict more pain, of course. However, Grimm doesn’t see the mass of curly hair emerge from the crowd, carrying something glimmering in the light. A liquor bottle! ‘The Gambit’ Andreas Lasiewicz nails Grimm over the head with the bottle of Polish Spirit, and the referee has no choice but to call for the bell, disqualifying Havik, and declaring Grimm the winner while he lays on the arena floor, holding his head in agony. Lasiewicz gets down onto his knees and yells something at Grimm, which is inaudible, before making his way up the entrance ramp and disappearing behind the curtain.
Winner
Coming Soon...But What?
Details: The PCW-Tron comes on and shows something that has never been seen before in PCW...a strange image.
Mike Williams: What could this mean, Jerry?
Jerry Andrew: I don’t know Mike, but I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough.
Mike Williams: No, really? I thought we’d just see it now, and then never see it again. Geez.
Nobody in the arena unsure of what it means, the image soon disappears, leaving everyone curious, as the participants of the next match begin to make their way to the ring.
Match Three: Singles Match
"The Gambit" Andreas Lasiewicz vs. Justin "Stormm" Michaels w/ Lindsay Matthews
Referee: Tyrone Little
Match Details: Lasiewicz is the first to come down to the ring, all the while pointing to his head, signaling how he had ‘outsmarted’ Grimm. He isn’t in the ring long before ‘Ordinary Man’ begins to play, and Justin “Stormm” Michaels comes down to the ring, this time accompanied by Lindsay Matthews.
Both men square off in the middle of the ring now, and they lock horns in what will definitely be a great match-up to watch. Justin takes the advantage out of the tie-up, and manages to get Lasiewicz in an arm wrench. Lasiewicz is right behind him, however, countering the arm wrench into a hammerlock. After a few seconds in the hammerlock, Lasiewicz spins Stormm around, and whips him into the ropes. Lasiewicz springboards Stormm as he comes back, and Stormm bounces off the opposite ropes. Lasiewicz then hits the mat in a prone position, as Stormm jumps over top of him. As Stormm comes back one more time, Lasiewicz catches him in a belly to belly waistlock position, but Stormm spins them around, and uses the momentum to deliver a belly to belly suplex. They get to their feet at the same time, and the fans clap in appreciation.
They both shake it off, circle each other, and go for a tie-up again. However, Lasiewicz delivers a boot to the gut of Stormm before the tie up, and then connects with a swinging neckbreaker. While Stormm is down, Lasiewicz starts to stomp on the legs of Stormm, which are already weak as it is. Lasiewicz grabs the legs of Stormm, crosses them, and turns over, pulling on the legs and wrenching on the back of Stormm in a Texas Cloverleaf. Lindsay Matthews makes her way over to the side of the ring that Stormm is facing now, and begins to pound on the mat with all of her might. She is yelling for Stormm to just make his way over to her, and grab onto the ropes. Stormm obliges, summoning up the strength to pull forward, and after a few seconds grabs onto the bottom rope. Lasiewicz holds the Texas Cloverleaf for an extra four seconds, just before he has to break the hold before the referee disqualifies him. As soon as he lets go of the hold, he jumps up and delivers a knee drop to the legs of Stormm. Lindsay Matthews shrieks at this, and turns away. Lasiewicz picks up Stormm, while Justin is finding it difficult to stand, he finds a way to do it. Lasiewicz goes for an irish whip, but Stormm reverses it, which it is then reversed by Lasiewicz, he whips Stormm into the near corner, right into referee Tyrone Little! Tyrone Little falls to the ground, and Lasiewicz once again begins to work on the legs of Justin Michaels. Lindsay Matthews can’t bear to watch, so she turns her back, and as she turns around, she is staring right into the face of the Abomination of Desolation, Grimm!
Grimm has a bandage around his head, and he jumps into the ring and tackles Lasiewicz. Lasiewicz tries to defend himself, and manages to roll over on top of Grimm. He starts delivering right hands of his own, before Grimm rolls Lasiewicz over, and gets on top. Grimm begins to deliver shots of his own, and then a couple of a headbutts! Rodney Phoenix comes barreling down the ramp, past Lindsay Matthews who shouts out to Justin. Justin is just getting to his feet as Phoenix takes out the legs of Stormm. He begins to stomp on Stormm’s legs relentlessly, as Grimm and Lasiewicz are still fighting, and Lindsay Matthews looks on, helplessly. Grimm and Lasiewicz spill out of the ring, and onto the arena floor, before security runs down to break the two up before they kill each other! The referee, Tyrone Little, comes to, and has no choice but to throw the match out, ruling it a no contest.
Winner
Match Four: Singles Match
James Keenan vs. "Wolverine" Anthony Douglas
Referee: Eddie Lane
Match Details: James Keenan attacks Douglas on his way to the ring. With elbows to the forehead, Keenan quickly whips Douglas in the ring in an attempt to gain an early advantage. Keenan slips in the ring, and Douglas immediately drops a knee on his head. Douglas drags Keenan to the center of the mat, bounces off the ropes, and hits a vicious clothesline. Keenan recovers in time to dodge another knee drop.
Keenan starts to gain an advantage, backing Douglas in the corner with lefts and rights. Keenan whips Douglas into the ropes, and on the bounce, hits a nice DDT. He tries to cover, but he only gets a one count. Douglas is back up, and he uppercuts Keenan. He starts to suplex Keenan, but instead throws him on the ropes. Douglas bounces off the ropes and kicks Keenan’s head, which drops to the mat. Douglas picks Keenan up and throws him in the corner, and shoulder blocks him repeatedly. The ref tries to break it up, but Douglas turns around and punches out the referee.
Douglas turns and is greeted with a belly-to-belly suplex. Noticing the ref isn’t there, he starts to blatantly choke Douglas. Standing up, he starts to press his foot on Douglas’s throat. Keenan looks away for a second, and Douglas twists his ankle, sending Keenan crashing to the mat. Douglas grabs Keenan by the head and throws him out of the ring at such an angle that his head crashes into the steel steps after he lands! The crowd falls silent as Keenan starts bleeding furiously. Douglas slides out of the ring and reaches under it. He pulls out a black steel chair, and walks over towards the fallen Keenan. While his head is still there, the crowd starts to gasp as Douglas swings full force, crashing the steel with Keenan’s head into the steel steps again!
Douglas throws Keenan in the ring, who’s bleeding all over the place. The ref begins to stir, and Douglas climbs in and locks in the KMN. Kaden starts to run to the ring, but by the time he gets there, the ref has ruled that Keenan is unconscious.
Winner
After the Match...
Details:Douglas refuses to release the KMN, and Kaden runs in the ring and kicks Douglas in the back of the head. Douglas steps up and starts to go after Kaden, but security hits the ring for the second time tonight, to keep anything further from happening. What a violent night this has been so far!
Match Five: Singles Match
Lantlas vs. Chris Corvade
Referee: Steve Shaw
Match Details: Chris Corvade had made his way to the ring and seemed a bit too sure of himself knowing his opponent for the night was none other than PCW's World Champion, The Elven Warrior, Lantlas. Lantlas made his way to the ring, but halfway into the ring, Corvade pounced on him. Chris was throwing a barrage of punches into Lantlas' face and an arsenal of kicks into his legs and midsection.
This is where the match would immediately turn in Lantlas' favor. Corvade made his way into the ropes, and bouncing back, hoping to land a close line across The Elven Warriors' throat, was instead, met with two feet to his face as Lantlas executes a lovely dropkick. Corvade would then be tossed around, and met with a few kicks and punches as well before Lantlas would position himself behind Chris, and deliver a lovely pair of German suplexes.
Quickly to his feet, unlike Corvade, Lantlas toyed with Chris for a few moments, hitting him with a string of throat thrusts and roundhouse kicks in between pulling him up off the mat. Lantlas had finally decided to go for the kill when Corvade struck back with a short dropkick to Lantlas' left knee. It would not be enough, however, as The Elven Warrior quickly recovered and picked Chris up off his feet and slammed him hard with a Flame of the West. With the crowd into the match, Lantlas wastes no time getting Corvade back up to his unstable feet, and with no effort at all, hoists him onto his shoulders before tossing him off and slamming him face first to the mat. The Elvish Tale would be the ending point of the match as referee Steve Shaw counted the pin 1... 2... 3... Sounding the bell, and raising Lantlas' hand in victory.
Winner
Match Six: Singles Match
Sean Hunter vs. Biker Pegs
Referee: Travis Wilson
Match Details: Biker Pegs was the first to the ring trying to act his new gimmick to the best of his ability as he entered the ring awaiting his opponent. It wasn't long before Sean Hunter was on his way to the ring at a fast pace, and eager to get this match started. Pegasus started it off with a close line to Sean as he got to his feet inside of the ring, and right as the bell sounded. The two traded blows before Sean finally came up with the upper hand, and sent Biker Pegs across the ring, and into the ropes. Bouncing back, Pegs was caught up into a cobra clutch as Hunter was going for the win early.
Biker Pegs fought his was to the ropes, and was able to latch on causing referee Travis Wilson to break up the submission hold. Fighting his way back into the match now, Pegs ducked a close line from Sean, and executed a lovely looking northern lights suplex bridged into a pin, and the ref counted the pinfall. 1... 2... Kick out from Hunter. Both wrestlers made it to their feet at about the same time, and Pegs was the first to strike with a swift kick to Sean's midsection, and taking him back down with a DDT. He goes for the cover again. 1... Quick kick out by Hunter, and both make it to their feet again. Sean is the first on the offensive this time, however, sending Biker Pegs across the ring, and on his way back Hunter goes for The Suffering, but Biker Pegs sidesteps the moves, and comes to a stop.
Turning around, Pegs is met with an open fist to the face, followed by another, and another, before kicking Pegs in the midsection and quickly executing a face buster on Biker Pegs. Not trying to follow with a pin, Hunter moves to the nearest corner, and climbs to the top. Looking to hit his other finisher, the Moment of Silence, Hunter leaps from the top rope, but just in time Pegs rolls out of the way, and Hunter hits the canvas in pain.
Quickly getting to his feet, Biker Pegs springs into action hitting Sean with a few quick blows followed by a snap suplex. Hunter makes it to his feet quickly, however is taken back down with another snap suplex. Getting to his feet again, Sean is sent across the ring into the ropes, this time on his way back to Pegs he executes The Suffering, but is unable to make the cover right away. Crawling to the down Biker Pegs, he places an arm for the cover. 1... 2... 3. NO! Kick out by Pegs.
Taking some time both competitors make it to their feet, both looking rather exhausted. They turn the wrestling match into a street brawl, trading blows back and forth. Sean Hunter gets the upper hand stunning Pegs with a right punch to the face. He heads for the ropes again, trying for one last Suffering, but is met with a sharp blow to his stomach. Pegs works quickly as he sets up the Guiding Light and pulls of the move beautifully. He quickly makes the pin, and referee Travis Wilson makes the count. 1... 2... 3... Wilson sounds the bell and an exhausted Biker Pegs makes it to his feet as the referee raises his hand in victory.
Winner
A Visit From The Captain...
Details: ("Captain" by Dylan Moses begins to play throughout the arena. “The Captain” Alejandro Walker, Pure Class Wrestling President, steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to the ring, microphone in hand. He looks rather unimpressed, and once he is in the ring, he speaks into the microphone, his voice as angry as ever.)
“The Captain”: Look ‘ere, I got some matches dat I’m gonna announce for Deception, and den I also got some changes to make to some o’ da other matches. First o’ all, Grimm, Lasiewicz, you guys think dat yous guys can just fight all ova dis ‘ere arena? Well, how about ‘dis. Yous guys are gonna wanna stay in dis ‘ere ring on Sunday, cause yer match, it’s done gone gonna be a number one contenders match, for da winner of the main event between Lantlas and Mikey Wryght!
(The Captain pauses, to get the crowd’s reaction to his announcement, before he continues on with what he has to say.)
“The Captain”: Alright, now dat match is outta da way, dere’s jus a couple more dat I’d like ta announce. Kaden Keene, you get yer shot at Non Compos Mentis, twice at Deception. Once, in da Tag Team Title match, and before dat, yous guys get to square off for da North American Title! Dat jus leaves a couple more guys who don’t got nothin ta do on Deception, so Anthony Douglas, Sean Hunter, what better ta do den have you two face each otha in a match? ‘Dere might be another match or two if I think of it before Deception, but for now, dat’s all.
(The Captain climbs out of the ring to a mixed reaction, as the crowd show a mixed reaction to the matches scheduled for Deception as well.)
