Post by Andy D on May 14, 2007 18:35:19 GMT -5
<* Ok, we don’t have long left till Trauma, so you might be wondering why the 2Guys are walking down a hallway. Actually you probably don’t care… funnily enough neither do I, but that doesn’t really matter since that’s the scene we see. *>
Jackle: Ok what do we have right now?
Menace: A clipboard, a pencil and our intelligence
Jackle: Anything written on the clipboard?
Menace: No
Jackle: Then we’re screwed
Menace: I don’t know why it has to be so hard to come up with ideas for our promos
Jackle: Well with a blank clipboard and our lack of intelligence, it is
Menace: Ok, Let’s try to think up some ideas for what we can do
Jackle: You just said the word ‘think’ in reference to us
Menace: Ok, not our strong suit, but we’ve got to come up with something soon.
Jackle: Ok, What are the ideas we can get then?
Menace: Die Hard
Jackle: Yes, he’s one of our opponents, what about him
Menace: No, a parody of the Die Hard film. We’ll run around the arena in a vest and no shoes, shouting Yippe-ki-Ai and pretending to shoot people
Jackle: We tend to do that after about 5 pints
Menace: Very true. Don’t we have Reaper as our opponent?
Jackle: I know what your thinking, Greg. But with Grimm and this Reaper, Greg could be working overtime
Menace: Thank God Gravedigger isn’t around
Jackle: That’s more for our health than over using our Skeleton friend
Menace: We’ve got to think of something and fast
Jackle: Spider-Man
Menace: That was fast. And random
Jackle: You never said anything about not being random
Menace: Mainly because it’s never been a problem before
Jackle: I just thought with the recent Spider-Man movie out, with both the red slash blue costume and the black costume, we could dress up as one each and do some stupid stuff about climbing walls, spiting out webs and our Spider-sense to warn of danger
Menace: Which of course goes off and the most basic of things like a feather blowing on the wind, and a piece of paper on the floor
Jackle: Exactly
Menace: Ok, Well here we are at our Prop Department
Jackle: That was convenient timing
<* The 2Guys arrive at a door marked ‘2Guys Prop Department’, which they open and walk in. Inside are loads of boxes, shelves, racks and other holding equipment with loads of clothes, costumes, masks and other random things the 2Guys might need for their parodies. *>
Menace: Right, you check Super-heroic clothing and assortments while I check spandex and other tight fitting clothes
<* The two split off to start searching in different parts of the room, flinging clothing and other random bits every which way they can *>
Jackle: Find a Spidey costume yet?
Menace: No, You?
Jackle: No. We better pick up the pace, we have… how long till Trauma?
Menace: Umm… Oh
<* Menace grabs some kind of box looking device and sets it upon a shelf *>
Menace: This special speaking clock will tell us how long till Trauma
Jackle: How does it know when Trauma is?
Menace: That’s what the special bit is for
Jackle: Ah
<* Menace pushes a button on top of the clock *>
Clock: The time until the next Trauma is… Not Long! PANIC! PANIC! We’re in trouble now! PANIC
<* Jackle and Menace look at each other, then at the clock, then once more back at each other…. They then start tearing the room apart looking for Spider-Man costumes *>
Menace: Gotta find Spidey. Gotta find Spidey. Gotta find Spidey
Jackle: Come on, where the frag are you?
<* And with that, we’ll leave them searching. I’ll tell you this now, they don’t find the costumes to make a Spider-Man parody promo in time for Trauma. So while they frantically look for something that probably isn’t even in the room, we’ll fade to black and be thankful this madness is over. Man I can’t wait till these guys get fired… I really hope that’s soon *>
Jackle: Ok what do we have right now?
Menace: A clipboard, a pencil and our intelligence
Jackle: Anything written on the clipboard?
Menace: No
Jackle: Then we’re screwed
Menace: I don’t know why it has to be so hard to come up with ideas for our promos
Jackle: Well with a blank clipboard and our lack of intelligence, it is
Menace: Ok, Let’s try to think up some ideas for what we can do
Jackle: You just said the word ‘think’ in reference to us
Menace: Ok, not our strong suit, but we’ve got to come up with something soon.
Jackle: Ok, What are the ideas we can get then?
Menace: Die Hard
Jackle: Yes, he’s one of our opponents, what about him
Menace: No, a parody of the Die Hard film. We’ll run around the arena in a vest and no shoes, shouting Yippe-ki-Ai and pretending to shoot people
Jackle: We tend to do that after about 5 pints
Menace: Very true. Don’t we have Reaper as our opponent?
Jackle: I know what your thinking, Greg. But with Grimm and this Reaper, Greg could be working overtime
Menace: Thank God Gravedigger isn’t around
Jackle: That’s more for our health than over using our Skeleton friend
Menace: We’ve got to think of something and fast
Jackle: Spider-Man
Menace: That was fast. And random
Jackle: You never said anything about not being random
Menace: Mainly because it’s never been a problem before
Jackle: I just thought with the recent Spider-Man movie out, with both the red slash blue costume and the black costume, we could dress up as one each and do some stupid stuff about climbing walls, spiting out webs and our Spider-sense to warn of danger
Menace: Which of course goes off and the most basic of things like a feather blowing on the wind, and a piece of paper on the floor
Jackle: Exactly
Menace: Ok, Well here we are at our Prop Department
Jackle: That was convenient timing
<* The 2Guys arrive at a door marked ‘2Guys Prop Department’, which they open and walk in. Inside are loads of boxes, shelves, racks and other holding equipment with loads of clothes, costumes, masks and other random things the 2Guys might need for their parodies. *>
Menace: Right, you check Super-heroic clothing and assortments while I check spandex and other tight fitting clothes
<* The two split off to start searching in different parts of the room, flinging clothing and other random bits every which way they can *>
Jackle: Find a Spidey costume yet?
Menace: No, You?
Jackle: No. We better pick up the pace, we have… how long till Trauma?
Menace: Umm… Oh
<* Menace grabs some kind of box looking device and sets it upon a shelf *>
Menace: This special speaking clock will tell us how long till Trauma
Jackle: How does it know when Trauma is?
Menace: That’s what the special bit is for
Jackle: Ah
<* Menace pushes a button on top of the clock *>
Clock: The time until the next Trauma is… Not Long! PANIC! PANIC! We’re in trouble now! PANIC
<* Jackle and Menace look at each other, then at the clock, then once more back at each other…. They then start tearing the room apart looking for Spider-Man costumes *>
Menace: Gotta find Spidey. Gotta find Spidey. Gotta find Spidey
Jackle: Come on, where the frag are you?
<* And with that, we’ll leave them searching. I’ll tell you this now, they don’t find the costumes to make a Spider-Man parody promo in time for Trauma. So while they frantically look for something that probably isn’t even in the room, we’ll fade to black and be thankful this madness is over. Man I can’t wait till these guys get fired… I really hope that’s soon *>
