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Main Event
Triple Threat Match for the World Championship
Whitey Ford vs. Andy D vs. Eira
Referee: Tyrone Little
“Everybody make noise and scream out!”
The intro of
'Are You Not Entertained' hits out on the PA system, and the PCW Faithful duly oblige, erupting with a vast chorus of cheers for the man who emerges onto the stage, ready to regain his PCW World Title. Andy d appears from the back and heads towards the ring, slapping hands with as many people of the crowd as he can.
Jerry Andrews: This is it, Ace! The Main Event of the evening!
Ace Anderson: You’re right about that, Jerry. This match is going to cap off an INCREDIBLE night of action, wouldn’t you say?
Jerry Andrews: Absolutely! Ace, Andy D is perhaps the biggest Fan Favorite in PCW history, but don’t let that take away from his wrestling credentials. He’s a former World Champion for a reason!
Ace Anderson: Pure Class Wrestling has never seen a superstar with so much speed, so much urgency, as Andy D. Not even Eira with her agility can match that rapidity when he’s at his best!
Introducing the first challenger. He hails from somewhere in the United Kingdom. He weighs in at 197 pounds ... former Genesis Champion, former North American Champion AND former World Champion...
Approaching the ring, Andy takes all the support he can get from the fans and slides under the bottom rope before running up to a random turnbuckle. With an eruption of calls from the fans, he hops up to the second turnbuckle and motions for the crowd to cheer even louder, which somehow they do. Andy jumps down and removes his bucket hat, placing it on the metal part of the turnbuckle in his corner before standing ready for the match.
... ANNNNNNNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY D!!!
As Andy prepares himself, the familiar southern style guitars play over the PA system and it takes a few moments before the PCW Fans see the stage light up and notice
Bobaflex are live and kicking right here in the Pure Class Arena! The strobe lights begin and the PCWtron flashes white light to the beat of the bass drum.
Jerry Andrews: Whitey’s got some live encouragement tonight but I don’t think he’ll need it. There’s more than enough confidence in that man to go all the way tonight!
Ace Anderson: But Ford has earned that confidence, whether you hate him or not you have to admit it. The man is a born survivor and one hell of an in-ring competitor. He may not have the speed of Andy D or the agility of Eira, but he’s plenty vicious enough. I know that first hand!When the music kicks up a notch and the Faithful begin to rock out to the tune of ‘
Bad Man’, Whitey Ford slowly walks out onto the stage, arms stretched out wide to embrace whatever reaction the crowd gives him; he's not there for their amusement, anyways. With a single look and grin toward where Bobaflex are performing, Whitey turns his eyes to his opponent as he continues his slow route to the ring, arms still out by his sides. He climbs up the steel steps and vaults over the top rope, waiting in his corner patiently until he can go to work.
Introducing the second challenger, he hails from Leeds, Maine. Weighing in tonight at 245 lbs, he is the LONGEST reigning International Champion in the history of PCW ... WHITEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
Bobaflex play out their song, leaving only the jeers and boos of the fans as they’re forced to look toward Ford. But the jeers soon subside.
The arena lights lower to a shadowed dimness as "
Dystopic" by
Position Audio begins to play over the PCW speakers. The somber opening notes soon joined by a heavy drumbeat, gradually augmented into what sounds like a full orchestra. The crowd cheers already, knowing who is about to arrive, and so do the commentators.
Jerry Andrews: Eira climbed to the top of the pyramid just two months ago against Andy D and it’s fair to say she doesn’t intend to leave any time soon. The Untouchable Queen of PCW had a huge task ahead of her to retain her title… but every step of the way she’s overcome whatever obstacle has been put in front of her.
Ace Anderson: From the Deadly Rumble, beating every competitor put in her way, to winning the PCW World Title at the first time of asking, Eira has proved that her dominance in PCW is earned in blood and sweat. Andy D and Whitey Ford will be possibly the biggest challenge in her career, but she is a born winner and champion by right.The ominous soundtrack rumbles on and the PCW Faithful are brimming with anticipation. At 0:41 when the vocals begin, a 20 foot pillar of purple flame explodes out of the center of the stage, the roaring fire screaming up to the rafters as smaller flames burst alight and race towards the ring. The conflagration dies down, and twin purple spotlights angle in to reveal Eira standing absolutely motionless, one leg crossed in front of the other, arms outstretched, and head tipped back in a mockery of the Crucifixion. Around her waist gleams the PCW World Title belt and draws everyone’s eye as she stands there. She lowers her arms and walks towards the ring, her relentless stride perfectly in sync with the heavy background beat, following the trail of flickering purple flames to either side of her path.
And now ... the champion. She weighs in tonight at 160 lbs. She is the reigning Deadly Rumble winner, former Genesis Champion and the CURRENT PCW World Championnnnnnnn ...
... EIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Completely ignoring everything and everyone around her, Eira stares straight ahead, her gaze fixed on the ring with a malevolent intensity. Andy and Ford remain in their own corners, ready for the match as their opponent nears the ring and stares them both down. Reaching ringside, Eira slowly ascends the stairs and walks to mid-apron ... wiping her feet on the apron before slipping between the ropes to enter. Swinging her long, silvery white braid behind her, she removes the title belt from her waist and hands it over to Senior Referee Tyrone Little.
The music cuts off and the lights return to normal with the fans mumbling whispers of anticipation and the atmosphere in the ring thick with tension. Little holds the title up for the three competitors to take a good long look at and then hands it off to ringside.
Jerry Andrews: There is no time left for preparations. The Main Event of Mass Destruction is here!Tyrone Little signals to the timekeeper and the bell rings out to a rapture of cheers. All three competitors exchange looks, wondering who will be the first to act but there is no movement. Eira, Andy and Ford take in the screams of the crowd and look from one of their opponents to the other to determine who the biggest threat is. Seemingly wanting a real rematch to their previous meeting, Eira and Andy D both turn their eyes to ‘The Asshole’ in their midst and take a step forward…. But before they get too far the wily Whitey stops, drops and rolls to the outside of the ring.
Ace Anderson: Smart move by Whitey… not exactly brave, but smart. Andy and Eira want him out of the way so they can settle their score alone.As Whitey struts around ringside, pleased with his moment of genius, his opponents look back at each other and then, in a moment of mutual understanding, retreat to opposite sides of the ring and slides to the outside to join their opponent. It takes a couple of moments for Whitey to realize that he’s now surrounded, with nowhere to go but back into the squared circle. He weighs up his options, watching as the two World Champions (one current, one former) get closer and close before finally choosing to run and live another day… or at least a few more second.
Whitey dives back into the ring as Eira and Andy get within touching distance and they follow him instinctively. As both pursuers get to their feet, Ford’s latent opportunism sparks and he turns straight into a sprint and throws both his arms out. Somehow both of them duck the Double Clothesline and Whitey carries his momentum into the opposite ropes. The reactions of Andy and Eira are quick, though, and they turn fast enough to catch him with a picture perfect Double Hip Toss!
Jerry Andrews: That didn’t work out well for Whitey!
Ace Anderson: And back to the outside he goes again… just not looking so smart this time!Andy follows Whitey to the ropes as he rolls outside clutching his back, but he stops short of joining him on the outside. Instead he realizes that he has taken his eye off the other participant in the match. Andy turns… straight into a lightning fast Shoot Kick to the knee from Eira! She follows it up with a combinations of quick kicks to the legs and chest that force Andy back to the ropes before he can get a defenze up. She grabs his arm and tries to whip him across the ring but Andy reverses and sends Eira into the ropes instead. This time Andy goes for a solo Hip Toss and lifts Eira off the mat... only for her to flip through the move with amazing agility and lands on her feet! The crowd gasp at the feat of athleticism but aren’t given long to think about it as Eira transitions seamlessly into an Armdrag, throwing Andy across the ring.
Andy scrambles to his feet and comes back at Eira only to get caught with a second Armdrag. He jumps up one more time and Eira looks to hit another… but Andy slams on the brakes and she drops to the mat without the pay off. Before she can recover, Andy vaults her and rolls into a sudden Oklahoma Roll pin...
One…
Tw…
Flying out of nowhere, Whitey jumps in and breaks up the pin. There is a moment where Ford is the only man standing, but it doesn’t last as both Eira and Andy get to their feet. Whitey decides to cut them off and first fires off a left slug at Andy before a right to Eira. He holds off both of his rivals with shot after shot until finally turning and hitting the ropes at speed. Both opponents snap out of their daze at the same time and lunge forward with Stereo Clotheslines… only for Whitey to duck this time. Both Eira and Andy turn around but Andy sees what’s coming sooner, or maybe Ford just targets the World Champion on purpose… either way he throws a ferocious Running Dropkick straight into her face and sends Eira sprawling across the mat while Andy dodges.
Jerry Andrews: Dear god what a boot! He damn near took Eira’s head off!Ford climbs back to his feet but Andy has already hit the ropes and nails him in the face with a Jumping Heel Kick! The action is fast and frenzied as Whitey tries to get back to his feet, only reaching a knee before Mr D hits a Running Dropkick to the side of his head. With Ford dazed, Andy turns his attention to where he feels naturally at home…
Ace Anderson: Things are about to get interesting, Jerry!Like a blur Andy scales the corner and reaches the top turnbuckle just as both Whitey and Eira regain their feet in the middle of the ring. Both are still stunned and Andy takes a second to steady himself and lift his arms high into the air, bringing out a massive cheer from the PCW Faithful who push him forward. Andy quickly throws himself off the top rope and slams a foot each into the sternum of both his opponents with a spectacular Flying Double Dropkick! Eira and Ford fly across the right toward the ropes as the fans get their feet and begin to chant… “AN-DY-DEE! AN-DY-DEE! AN-DY-DEE!”
Jerry Andrews: Well I guess we know where the fans’ allegiances are!
Ace Anderson: Andy is one of the most popular superstars in PCW history, the fans are behind him all the way! But don’t think he’s the only one out there with fans.Using the ropes to drag themselves up, ‘The Asshole’ and ‘The Untouchable’ climb to their respective feet and Andy scouts them from the other side of the ring. Once they’re up, Andy takes off and runs at them, about to hit a Double Clothesline to knock them both to the outside until both duck and fling Andy high into the air!
Jerry Andrews: WHOA!
Ace Anderson: Is it a bird…!Andy D flies up and over the top rope and lands, somehow managing to break his fall slightly with his legs, on the outside with a crash! The crowd gasps in awe, but is relieved when Andy starts to try to get to his feet, showing that he’s alright. Inside the ring Whitey shows his opportunism again and lands a high kick to the head of Eira and follows it with a Standing Clothesline over the top rope!
Jerry Andrews: Eira’s hanging on in there!
Ace Anderson: It’ll take more than that to get rid of her!Whitey stumbles back to the middle of the ring, expecting a moment or two to recoup his energy, but the cheers of the crowd tell him to look around. Once he does he sees Eira hanging onto the top rope and puts together a plan to get rid of her. He hits the opposite ropes and rebounds with pace before throwing himself toward Eira’s midsection with a full-force Rehab Spear… but Eira moves! Instead of a Spear, Whitey flies straight through the middle ropes and crashes into a recovering Andy D with an accidental Suicide Dive, slamming his shoulder straight into Andy’s head!
Jerry Andrews: I don’t know if Eira knows quite how lucky she got! Dodging such a vicious move and inadvertently eliminating one of her opponents!
Ace Anderson: And I don’t think she’s going to settle for just one!Whitey stumbles to his feet, not quite understanding what just happened, but as he does Eira regains her composure on the apron. Taking one look backwards, she watches as Whitey turns back towards the ring an springs off the middle rope, throwing herself backwards. Whitey can’t move in time and he gets caught with a phenomenal Asai Moonsault from the World Champion!
The crowd pops with a massive cheer as Eira lands on her feet and lifts her arm in exhilaration, spurring her to grab Andy by the head and roll him back into the ring. She quickly hooks the leg to try and get the win…
One…
Two….
NO!
Andy gets his shoulder up and Eira quickly refocuses, taking him by the head again and pulling him back to his feet. With her opponent still dazed from the unprotected impact on the outside, Eira begins to slice away at him with high powered, precision kicks. First to the knees, then to the chest and finishing with a Solebutt to the gut. Andy drops to a knee with an audible grunt of pain and immediately Eira lifts her leg high into the air like a 14 year old Russian Gymnast and brings the sole of her boot down on top of his skull with a brutal Axe Kick! As Andy drops to the mat and tries to regain his bearings, the World Champion goes to the turnbuckles, climbing to the top with uncanny speed.
Jerry Andrews: I don’t know how much more damage Andy can take to his head, Tyrone Little seems awfully concerned, especially after that collision with Whitey earlier!
Ace Anderson: You know the referee will be looking for signs of a concussion after all these shots, but if there’s even a one in a hundred chance Andy can continue, you know he’ll take it!Eira looks up from the top turnbuckle and finds Andy struggling to get up to his feet. He is visibly groggy and barely able to stand but somehow he does and turns on uneasy feet. Showing no mercy, Eira throws herself off the top and wraps her legs around Andy’s head… but somehow Andy prevents the Flying Hurricanrana and jumps before driving Eira straight down into a ring-shaking Sit-Out Powerbomb!
The arena is in awe of Andy’s uncharacteristic power-move, so much so that it takes a moment for Tyrone Little to notice that Eira’s shoulders are down for the count. He drops and counts…
One…
Whitey is still nowhere to be seen!
Two….
TH…NO!
The World Champion lifts her shoulder off the mat a split second before the three and half the crowd breathes a sigh of relief while the other half grumbles in frustration. Struggling back to his feet, Andy staggers and falls back against the ropes and needs to use them to steady himself for a moment. Then, however, the adrenaline begins to flow through his system and he looks more aware… aware enough to see an opportunity forming. He climbs out onto the apron, his eyes on Eira all the time, and grips the top rope, waiting for his opponent to start recovering. Slowly Eira pushes herself to her knees but she’s stunned and confused and doesn’t see Andy as he sets himself.
Jerry Andrews: I don’t think the ropes are a good idea for him right now!Andy’s head is clear though and he jumps high onto the top rope, about to throw himself off into the Springboard Blockbuster and……. A hand grabs his foot from nowhere! Whitey Ford does just enough to upset the balance of Andy and instead of flying at Eira he collapses in mid-air and falls straight down, landing throat first on the top rope in a sickening impact!
Jerry Andrews: Andy just got hung on the rope!
Ace Anderson: And the opportunist strike again! Ford is back in this contest with a vengeance!Whitey slides into the ring with the slithery motion of a viper, though he doesn’t appear to be hearing voices as he decisively springs off the mat and charges forward. Eira just about snaps out of her daze in time to see Whitey slam into her with a devastating Rehab Spear, driving her to the mat in a pile! He takes his chance and hooks the leg quickly…
One…
Two….
THR..NO!
Jerry Andrews: Eira’s still in it somehow! Kick out!
Eira does the smart thing and looks for safety after a couple of bad hits, rolling to the outside and leaving Ford alone inside the ring.
Ace Anderson: This could be the turning point of the match, Ford has two injured opponents and one all to himself!Whitey sees Andy clinging onto the top rope after his improvised Guillotine and goes after him, taking aim on the exposed and defenzeless head with a hard combo of rights. Andy just about manages to keep himself attached to the ring but that is no deterrent to Ford who just keeps the shots coming. Right after right after right comes down on Andy but still he’s latched onto the top rope like a barnacle.
Jerry Andrews: Shot after shot and still Andy won’t give in!
Ace Anderson: He’s got heart, maybe not a lot of brains to stand up to that abuse instead of dropping to the outside for safety, but definitely heart. Realizing the punches are getting him nowhere, Whitey takes a step back and fires a high Roundhouse Kick straight into the side of Mr D’s skull! Finally Andy releases the top rope and drops to the apron, though he still refuses to drop to the floor. Now clearly frustrated, Whitey retreats back to the middle of the ring and takes aim before rushing forward. He thrusts with a wild boot through the middle rope…. And Andy moves! Before Whitey can react, Andy grabs his leg and twists whilst simultaneously throwing himself off the apron to the floor!
Jerry Andrews: Dragon Screw! My god he could have torn Whitey’s knee apart with that!
Ace Anderson: When you’re in the ring with Eira and Andy, the last thing you need is to have your mobility severely limited. Whitey is going to have serious problems now!Smelling blood, Andy jumps back onto the apron while shaking the cobwebs out of his head. He takes a second to plan his attack but then methodically takes Whitey’s injured leg and threads it between the middle and bottom ropes so that it is completely stuck and exposed. Andy lifts his arm to the crowd and motions for a little sing along, then pounds a Shoot Kick straight into his vulnerable knee. The fans count along with gusto; “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!...” but a tenth kick doesn’t come. Instead, Andy pulls back a little and throws all of his weight into a Running Front Dropkick straight to that injured leg that finally jars it free.
Jerry Andrews: Andy is showing a ruthless streak that we haven’t seen in a long time!
Ace Anderson: And he has to! He’s in the ring with two of the best and he needs to pull out every trick in the book to win. All of them do!Whitey scrambles backwards, trying to put some distance between himself and Andy, but without his left leg he’s too slow. Andy catches him and looks to hook him up into a Single Leg Crab, but as he turns to lock in the hold Eira flies in from nowhere! Nobody noticed her climb to the top and she catches Andy completely off guard with a Flying Hurricanrana, throwing Andy across the ring while Ford takes his chance and rolls to the outside of the ring to rest.
Jerry Andrews: Where the hell did she come from?!
Ace Anderson: Who cares! The momentum is shifting all over the place, now Eira’s in the driver's seat!Andy climbs to his feet and looks around, dazed by the sudden jolt across the ring. In that second, Eira is back on him with a combo of vicious kicks, those educated feet going to work yet again and driving Andy back toward the corner. With nowhere to go, Andy covers up and tries to block the incoming kicks but Eira gets up close and personal instead with a barrage of Muay Thai Knee Strikes to the ribs. The damage done, Eira pulls back and retreats across the ring, revelling in the support from the crowd as she does. She finally turns and sprints toward the corner before executing a perfectly formed Cartwheel and jumping toward the corner for the trademark transition into a Dropkick.... only for Andy to take evasive action!
He rolls out of the corner and across the ring just as Eira is in mid-air and, somehow, she adapts and lands feet first on the middle rope. With a picture in her mind of where Andy would have ended up, she doesn’t even risk a second to look backwards and throws herself into a blind spin, hoping to catch Andy with a Flying Double Axe Handle. But as she turns, Andy has already recovered and rushes straight at Eira, catching her out of the air and hitting a quaking Running STO that lands Eira straight on the back of her head!
Jerry Andrews: The STO! Andy D caught Eira with the STO out of nowhere!
Ace Anderson: She’s down and there’s no Whitey Ford in sight to buy her time!Clutching her neck in pain, Eira pushes herself onto all-fours and tries to regain some notion of where she is. As she’s doing that, Andy is crouched in the corner and the fans are at fever pitch because they know what’s coming. He signals just as Eira pops her head clear above the parapet and charges, jumping before smashing a full-force Shining Wizard straight into Eira’s skull!
Jerry Andrews: DRAGON’S BITE! HE HIT IT!
Ace Anderson: Make the cover, Andy!But just as Andy is about to crawl over to his downed opponent for the cover, Whitey Ford claws himself up onto the apron and tries to climb into the ring. Andy D sees him out of the corner of his eye and knows he wouldn’t have time to make the count. Instead he gets to his feet and throws himself at Ford, blasting him off the apron with a Running Dropkick!
Jerry Andrews: Eira still isn’t moving!Andy turns and, now that the coast is clear, drops into a pin and hooks the leg deep!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Ace Anderson: NO! EIRA got the shoulder up!Andy glares up at Tyrone Little who makes the quick but very clear signal… only two! Eira survives by the slimmest of margins, but at what cost?! It doesn’t concern Andy who has only one thing in mind, putting her away for good. He makes his way to the corner again, this time not bothering to signal because it’s very clear what he intends to do.
There’s no telling the damage done to Eira by the Shining Wizard, but it’s clear the effects are lasting as she pushes herself painfully slowly toward her feet. The crowd are on their feet now, half chanting “LETS GO EIRA!” and the others replying with “AN-DY-DEE!” with deafening volume. Eira must hear it as she pushes herself to a knee and lifts her head once more. Andy pounces and aims the second Shining Wizard… but before he can make the jump Eira makes her own lunge forward, wrapping an arm around Andy’s waist and rolling him backwards into a School Boy pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THR….NO!
The shock of being caught nearly gave Eira the win, but Andy pushes out at the last moment and bounces back to his feet. Eira does the same but this time Eira catches him with a Small Package!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
NO!
Even closer this time, but Andy lives to fight on! If Tyrone Little’s palm had been just a little fatter we’d have a new champion! This time they both get to their feet at the same time and rush toward each other, and again it is Eira that takes the advantage, wrapping her arms around the waist of Andy and this time pushing forward. The Untouchable forces Andy chest first into the ropes and rolls backward with Andy in toe, landing his shoulders on the mat with an O’Connor Roll pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THR…..
Jerry Andrews: FORD!
Just as Whitey Ford re-enters the ring, Eira catches sight of him and instinctively attacks. Ford may or may not have got there for the break, but Eira takes the chance to intercept him with a High Roundhouse Kick to the temple! With the shot, Whitey tumbles back to the outside of the ring, clutching his head but also with a look of pure anger on his face.
Jerry Andrews: I don’t think Ford likes being kept out of this contest.
Ace Anderson: If somebody was taking away your chance at fighting for the PCW World Title, wouldn’t you be pissed?As Andy and Eira tussle in the ring, Whitey has finally had enough. He makes his way over to the commentary position and sends a cameraman flying as he throws him out of the way to get to his real goal. There is a sharp clang and he snaps something shut and carries it away toward the ring.
Jerry Andrews: Wait, what the hell is he doing?!
Ace Anderson: This is in ALL cases would be a disqualification, but Eddie has a difficult decision ahead of him. Does he ruin the Main Event with a disqualification or does he try to let things slide?!Ford hears the chorus of boos rippling around the arena and decides he likes it, so he turns it into a roar of discontent by lifting his newly acquired steel chair high above his head for all to see. The two in the ring seem unaware as Eira locks up Andy in a Waist Lock and tries for a German Suplex. It’s unsuccessful as Andy fights back and reverses into a Waist Lock of his own. Still the attempt at a German Suplex is resisted and Eira replies with a much less subtle Back Elbow to the face. Two more and Andy’s grips finally loosens and Eira reaches back into a Three Quarter Facelock. It looks like she’s trying to lift herself up for a Standing Shiranui attempt but still Andy resists. Eira tries one more time, throwing herself up into the air and NEARLY over the top of Andy, but he throws her forward to escape! Eira’s agility pays off and she manages to hook her legs around Whitey's neck! Twisting into an attempted hurricanrana, Whitey holds on for dear life and rebuffs the attempt ... the chair dropped so he may spin with Eira's momentum. Holding her aloft long enough to take control and ....
BOOM!
He drops to his knees and lands a sick spinning powerbomb on the lighter World Champion!
The crowd OOOOOH's in response to the reversal and Whitey drops onto Eira's prone body for a pinfall attempt.
Ace: It looks like Eddit doesn't have to make a DQ call just yet, Jerry!ONE!
TWO!
THR…NO!
Somehow Eira gets her shoulder up after taking that incredible powerbomb. It does nothing to temper Whitey’s arrogance and anger though and he gets to his feet intent to do more damage and finish it for good. Ford moves to Eira and pulls her back to her feet by the hair. Without resistance, he lands a boot to the stomach and hauls her all the way up into the ‘Razors Edge’ position with all of his remaining strength.
Jerry Andrews: Eira is absolutely out of it! If Whitey hits the Backtoss Piledriver it’s all over!Whitey is about to drive Eira down and claim his first PCW World Title when out of nowhere Andy D returns with a completely unprotected Superkick to the jaw! Ford stays absolutely still for a moment and then crumbles like a pillar of sand into the mat, dropping Eira as he does!
Eira quietly rolls out of the ring clutching her head in agony and Dr Suresh at ringside makes a path for her immediately, concerned about the after effects of the that sick spinning powerbomb. In the ring, however, Andy is showing the same ill-effects and stumbles backwards even after managing the Superkick. It takes a few seconds for him to manage to pull himself out of the corner he lands in, by which time Ford has already pushed himself up to his feet. Both men have the same notion; finish this match now!
Andy and Whitey both charge forward and it is Andy that throws out an arm first for a Clothesline. Whitey, slightly slower on the draw due to his injured left leg is forced to duck and both competitors screen to a half by opposite turnbuckles and turn on a dime to face each other. Immediately they charge again and this time Whitey has to anticipate what is coming due to his injury… but so does Andy D. Ford is about to throw himself forward with another Rehab Spear when Andy sidesteps ... Whitey smacking the metal corner post with his head! Taking his time to extricate himself from the ropes, Whitey staggers backwards straight into a Running STO right in the middle of the ring!
Jerry Andrews: Whitey Ford has to be out cold thanks to the cornerpost!
Ace Anderson: Andy just needs to finish the job!Panting with exhaustion, Andy sees that Ford is down in the middle but his experience of this match tells him that appearing dead does not make you a corpse. Not convinced, Andy turns to the corner and begins to climb from the inside with something big in mind. His head is swimming though and the damage from the match has clearly had an effect on his balance as he struggles to make it up to the top.
Jerry Andrews: Andy is swaying badly, he could have a concussion after the abuse he’s suffered but he still won’t give up!Andy pushes himself to reach the top turnbuckle and finally he perches there, crouched and ready. He takes one last look over his shoulder to measure the distance and…
THWACK!
The sound of flesh on flesh is sickening and the crowd is silenced as they look not to Whitey Ford in the middle of the ring as he is still out cold … but to the apron, where Eira is returning to her feet Having just vaulted from the second rope to land an AMAZING free-legged enzugiri, Andy barely moves except to drop into a seated position on the top turnbuckle. His head lolls back and forth in an unconscious stupor.
Ace Anderson: Any means necessary! Eira just turned Andy’s head into a bowl of soup!The PCW Faithful are stunned by the impact but Eira is not, she acts with purpose and urgency and climbs the turnbuckles from the outside. Once she reaches the top she takes one more look around and jumps onto Andy’s shoulders, tumbling backwards and throwing him, head first for good measure, down to the mat with a dead-thump with the Reverse Top Rope Hurricanrana!
Jerry Andrews: The Crown of Thorns! Andy D is unconscious!Eira climbs to her feet and takes a step forward to make the match winning pin and…
Jerry Andrews: REHAB SPEAR! REHAB SPEAR!Ford flies across the ring from nowhere, clearly playing possum in the middle of the ring as Andy made his ascent. He slams into Eira with all the pace his knee can muster, sending Eira crashing to the mat and clutching her ribs that may be broken. The crowd is in awe as, somehow, the battered and badly limping Whitey Ford stumbles across the mat and drops on top of the still motionless Andy D…
Jerry Andrews: Whitey pins!
ONE!
TWO!
Eira pushes herself off the mat with everything she has left, diving to make the interference…
THREE!
…but she’s too late! Tyrone Little slams his hand down, Whitey Ford gets the historic three count!
Jerry Andrews: We have a new PCW World Champion! Whitey Ford wins!
Ace Anderson: PCW’s own Ultimate Opportunist has won the biggest prize in the game!The bell rings out just as Eira hits the mat again, drained and broken by such a long and exhaustive match. All three competitors are motionless on the mat as ‘Bad Man’ by Bobaflex hits the PA System, and event most of the fans can appreciate what a herculean effort all of the participants put in…. but especially the man they have booed all through the match. The cheers are genuine now though and slowly they begin to filter through as Whitey begins to move.
Jerry Andrews: Say what you will about Whitey Ford, he put everything on the line and he walks out of the grandest stage of them all as the PCW World Champion for the very first time!
Ace Anderson: He deserves the championship after that effort, but Eira and Andy D both came within a hair of walking out as champions. Taking this loss will not be easy for them, but they’ll have to swallow it!Tyrone Little jumps out to ringside and moves to the timekeeper’s table where he collects the PCW World Title belt and makes a beeline for the ring again. Now Ford has managed to push himself to a knee, Little present him with HIS belt and lifts his arm to a great applause from the respectful PCW Faithful.
As Whitey Ford holds the title for the first time, the paramedics at ringside are busy dealing with Andy D who is still unconscious following the damage done to him in the final moments of the match, and Eira has rolled out of the ring and is now sat with her head hanging low on the ramp. No matter how much effort she put up, losing the title in such a way has clearly devastated her and a look of complete disbelief and sorrow is written on her face.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER AND…. NEW PCW WORLD CHAMPION, WHITEY FORD!
Winner and NEW World Champion: Whitey Ford
The cameras refocus on the ring just as Whitey mounts the corner and holds the title belt aloft with tired arms, and the sky explodes with a cloud of multi-colored confetti. The paper-rain showers Whitey who is too ecstatic to notice and gives the cameraman a
‘Mass Destruction Moment’ by kissing the title belt and holding it over his shoulder where it now belongs. There it sits as the celebrations continue and the cameras fade to black.
-CLICK!-
Nathan Saniti def. N Saniti
Kelli Starr and Justin Michaels def. The Flying Freebooters; Michaels retains the Genesis Championship
Rick Majors def. Tyler Scott to become the #1 Contender to the North American Championship
Non Compos Mentis def. Murdoc to become the North American Champion
Michael Wryght def. Phinehas Grimm to become the International Champion
Whitey Ford def. Andy D & Eira to become the World Champion
Guys, sorry the show took longer than expected but damn if it hasn't been a long two nights. First the Streak, then Warrior ... yeah. Long two nights. Anywhos, worked all night to get these out to you to read when you wake up. It's 6 am EST, so my ass is going to bed. Card will be up sometime tomorrow, so look for it. Also, a BIG thank you to the mule team and especially Dan (Saniti) for writing a match without being a contracted mule. Thanks guys! You're my rock, baby. Anywhos, if you feel froggy and wanna start a feedback thread, by all means! Also, NEW GUYS AND GAL! You will ALL be included on the next card so BE READY. That is all; good night PCW.