Post by Tha UnHoly Alliance on Jul 26, 2015 8:23:16 GMT -5
The Willard’s are seen running outside, as Jason has a big grin on his face, with Destiny in route to catch him. Johnny and his two oldest children see this, as they pull into Casa de Anarchy.
What in the world is going on here? Jase running from Destiny like a thief in the night. I’m sure that I will get the whole story once we get out of the car. I couldn’t help to hear my son ask the obvious question
”Why is Auntie Destiny chasing Uncle Jason around?”
I couldn’t help myself with the answer that popped into my brain.
”I would have to guess that he told her that her cooking is something left to be desired.”
The Boy thought it was funny, but I received such a cold glare from Monica, that it could have killed me if it were lethal. Once the vehicle was stopped, we exited the car and were seen by our longtime friends. They ended their game of tag and began to welcome us. Monica ran up to Jase and hugged him, giving him a kiss on his cheek, as Jimmy hugged Destiny. After hugging her, they switched and he hugged his Uncle Willard. I saw this as my opening.
”WOW, I’m surprised that he hugged you, I said with a smirk on my face. Jase picked up on it, as he usually did. It came from years of spending time running up and down the road with each other."
”Why is that?”
Said my longtime friend and brother.
”Well first he called you old and now he wants Autumn’s hand in marriage”
As Willard listened to what his friend was saying, he covered up a yawn. Or so it would seem. The second his ears caught the sound of “he wants Autumn’s hand in marriage” he sprayed the young boy’s face with Green mist. It wasn’t a yawn Willard was covering. It was a slight of hand trick to conceal a capsule, which he just broke inside of this mouth.
WILLARD: WHAT?!
Upon seeing this, Loco had to use a wall to keep himself propped up. His exasperating laugh wasn’t appreciated by his blinded son. By this point, he was looking for something to wipe his face off. Loco pounded on the house, as Willard did the same while also apologizing for the spray.
”Look, The Hulk is getting ready to smash”
Willard begins laughing himself, pointing at the youngster and feigning being intimidated. Before Jimmy had a chance to get a word in…
WILLARD: Better watch out bro, next thing you know it’ll be CLOBBERING TIME!!
If I were wearing my face paint, there would be nothing but trails of colored tears going down my face from laughing at the boy’s expense. I knew this would be a great day once we got to the Willard’s, since I knew that there would be tag team ribbing going on with him.
DESTINY: Ok you guys, leave him alone now. I think he’s had enough teasing.
WILLARD: (sarcastically) Thank you, Mother Teresa…
Kristen in hearing this finally brought herself outside to join the fray. Monica had since gone in to socialize with Autumn, Nancy and Madeleine. Willard has his eyes fixed on his wife, giving her a glance, over her deciding to meddle in on the fun. That direction changed the second he notices his daughter and Jimmy move closer to each other. He has a smile that would be hard to erase, while she was more bashful about it all. Kristen’s face began to redden as she told him “hi”, electing to look down while brushing her hair back out of the way. Jimmy squeaked out the same greeting, as romance was stinking…FILLING up the Anaheim air. Willard looked over at his best friend, a smile of his own slowly coming on his face. Loco mouthed the words “uh oh” in preparation of what The Anarchist may have up his sleeve.
WILLARD: You see what your boy did? He made my little girl blush. Kristen only turns red when she’s upset or when she laughs so much that she pees her pants!
Kristen shot her head up faster than someone hearing the sounds of an intruder breaking in. The color drained from her face, as laughter from her Uncle again could be heard. Destiny elbowed her husband playfully in the arm.
KRISTEN: DAD!!
WILLARD: How bout it punk? Is the truth coming out in front of me, causing your bladder to hit the eject button as well? Because it should, only LeeAnn isn’t here to change your diaper.
I could see my son staring at his Uncle in slight fear, but not too sure if he was joking or not. Jimmy shot a look at me and I quickly added to the notion.
”Ohh no, once we trained you to use the shitter, the days of me wiping your ass were over. That ship sailed A LONG time ago, kid."
WILLARD: Kind of like…(looks at his daughter) another ship…
Kristen looked at her dad, sensing the meaning behind his words. She had a lot of his facial features, so it was like looking at a mirror. Destiny moved her hand under Willard’s chin, gently turning his gaze so that he was looking at her instead. With a difference of only three inches in height between them, her eyes read his like they were a book.
While I was waiting for the porn music to cue, as the two Willard’s were eyeball fucking one another, Jimmy had come up to me and asked a question that I wasn’t too ready for.
”ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND BOY?”
By the looks on the faces of all three Willard’s, I must have forgotten the golden rule of talking within oneself and yelled out what should have stayed in my mind. I told my son to go ahead and go, as it was his funeral. He walked up to Jase, looked over to Kristen and then glanced Destiny’s way and finally came to the face of Anarchy. He cleared his throat as his body trembled. That looked all too familiar to me. It had been twelve years since I had the same feeling.
”May I take Kristen out on a date Uncle Jason?”
You could hear a pin drop. I glanced over to Jase, seeing a shocked look on his face. Destiny’s face was filled with the “young love” look and as for Kristen, she turned beet red, with the biggest smile on her face. I haven’t seen that since she was a little girl. I even had a big smile on my face, once the shock of his words cleared through my mind. My boy, the fruit of my loins. A proud papa I have always been, but to stand up to Jase’s face and do that…WOW! And then I started to think “ohh shit, he just asked Jase for a date with his daughter.” I was both intrigued and worried for my boy’s health at the same time. Though I knew Destiny was close by to run interference for a moment.
WILLARD: You have a lot of courage there, Jimbo. You really have grown into a fine young lad. I’ll tell you what, I’m going to run that through my computer, and we’ll see what it spits out.
Loco snort laughed at hearing that, knowing, IMMEDITATELY where this was heading. Willard quickly dashed into the house, long enough to check on the other children who decided not to come outside, and bring back a case of soda. Jimmy and Kristen watched as Willard sat down with the boxed cans in front of him. Destiny didn’t look happy, but Loco was still finding humor in what his friend was about to do.
WILLARD: (tapping on the top of the cans) Let’s see here. Can you go on a date with my daughter? Wait for it…wait for it…
Willard slammed his hand down on the cans, looking away with a small laugh. Jimmy and Kristen waited nervously. Whatever hope the eldest daughter had was about to evaporate. Willard shot a look towards Loco, letting him know what he already suspected would be the answer.
WILLARD: Jimbo my boy, it says…it says NO! You dead fuck!
I couldn’t help but to bring my right hand up and place my face in-between my index finger and thumb, shaking my head because I knew that he set my boy up with a scene from my favorite Friday The Thirteenth movie. I just was hoping that he wouldn’t ask the question.
”What? A dead what?”
I sighed. He asked the question and now I heard my longtime friend reply with, “that’s what the computer says and the computer don’t lie.” My son, not too brightly ponders his next thoughts and all I could say in my mind was “please God, don’t let the boy say it.”
”But Uncle Jason, there is no computer.”
Willard holds his index finger up, looking directly at Jimmy with a smile.
WILLARD: Aha! And there’s no date with Kristen either!
I couldn’t help but to chuckle within myself. I didn’t want my son to hear me laughing at this exchange. He stood up and did something I never thought would happen, asking out a Willard girl. That’s hell in itself. I mean look at their mother, she’s scary enough and she’s a Willard by marriage. But much like all good things, my chuckling came to an end as did Jase’s little banter. Once Kristen yelled out “DAD”, it was followed by the most horrendous sound any husband can hear.
DESTINY: JASON LEE WILLARD!!
Yup. He was middle named. Every husband’s greatest fear. You know the moment that you’ve crossed the line, once your wife yells out your full name. I have no idea how that happens. It goes from your mother and grandmother to your wife. But they all have the same result. You say “ohh shit” and now you have to climb your way out of the hole that you just dug yourself in. Or in some cases, they let you lay in it while you think about it. Destiny seemed to over step on Willard, as SHE told him that Jimmy could take Kristen on a date. Jase smirked as he looked at his wife, who can and does keep him in line. The two eldest children of mine and Jase, smile and walk into the house.
WILLARD: Why? Why Destiny?
DESTINY: Why NOT, Jason? They are old enough to have a date. I think it’s perfectly acceptable and cute. She’s happy! Isn’t that what should matter here? Kristen being HAPPY?! It isn’t like he’s a stranger to us. He’s a great kid, not to mention the son of our best friends.
Willard really had nowhere to go on this matter. Deep down inside, he knew she was right. Whether he agreed or not with the actual idea, she was right. A sigh was released as Destiny sat next to her husband. He didn’t have to say what was on his mind. She already knew.
WILLARD: We have a big match in twelve days, and now this happens? My little girl…
Destiny finished his sentence.
DESTINY: Is growing up. Everyone does. What are you going to do when Autumn gets to be her age? Or the twins?
WILLARD: Look at Nathan Saniti and Kelli Starr! Look at what the relationship between them is like! You think I want Kristen and Jimmy to go down that road?
Destiny stared in disbelief at his answer. Here she was explaining the situation that every parent goes through, and there he was comparing the teens to his next set of opponents. Was he even listening?
DESTINY: With all due respect to you and Johnny (she briefly looked up at him), this isn’t some wrestling match. This is your daughter and his son. I don’t know anything about your opponents, outside of what you have said. Regardless, it’s an unfair comparison.
Destiny reached over and took hold of her troubled husband’s hand. She could see in his eyes that he didn’t want her to grow up. She knew what was in his heart, and understood. Willard sighed before relenting with a nod.
WILLARD: You’re right. Making me say that in front of jackass over there (he laughs as he looks at Johnny) will be something he won’t let me live down, but you’re right.
I knew what he was thinking and I know what was in his heart. I’ve known this man for half of my life and I have strangely, understood him when others haven’t. I stepped closer to Jase and crotched down in front of him, making him look me in the eye.
”I know where you’re going with this. I have the same fear for Monica and when Little Debbie gets to their age. You know I love Kristen like one of my own, hell I love all four of my nieces like they are my own. I do not want any harm to come to any of them and the same goes for the both of you. But you have to remember one thing. I raised that boy…well me and LeeAnn raised that boy. I taught him his word and a handshake better be good, because if it’s not, then he can’t be a man. He knows he better respect females and his elders, and look; He came up to you and asked. How many teenagers do that in this day and age? Besides, if he dares to hurt Kristen, he knows I’ll be looking for his ass just as much as you.”
I know my words have an effect on him. Much like Destiny, I can keep him at ease some of the time. Destiny was the only one that can do it most of the time. I laughed inside, looking at him, a proud papa, yet a broken one. I would become the same one day, for when my daughters go through the same moment.
”So are we good here now? You want to use one of Destiny’s tampons, or cry and eat a bowl of ice cream?"
I wasn’t going to let that jackass comment pass by and he knew it, as he just shook his head, while I laughed.
WILLARD: We have a chance to take back what we never lost at Return to Glory. Ice cream would just go to my thighs and slow me down. You think I want to become you, Grandpa?
I laughed because of his fool forgetting one thing, which I called him out on.
”You’re older than me bitch cakes, I guess your Alzheimer’s is getting to you old man”
Destiny decided to excuse herself from this conversation, but threw me under the bus at the same time.
DESTINY: Well boys, I am going to call LeeAnn and tell her the good news. Hey I have an idea, why not make it a triple date? The kids and the parents?
”Now wait a minute here, why are you trying to drag me into this? Destiny….Dest….Des”
Like I wasn’t even there, she just ran off to call LeeAnn and tell her about what happened here today. I looked a Jase and said
”You know what just happened? They’re going to start planning the floral arrangements. So Trauma came and went, and we saw the elimination of four tag teams from the revival of the Pure Class Wrestling Tag Team Championship. As predicted, The Nobodies stood in there, but were no match for us in the long run. And also Crazy Power, who I knew could hold their own, fell as well. I was fairly impressed with Alexa. Very powerful, I was surprised that she caught me in mid air like that. As for my fellow Crazy Man, now he is zero and two against me. One singles match and one tag team match. But he has nothing to worry about. He has a good tag team partner and I have a feeling that our paths will cross once again."
WILLARD: Listen here bitch tits, I may be older, but you look older. Hence why you cover your face with Mary Kay cosmetics! Or as you call it, face paint.
He quickly changed the subject.
WILLARD: Knowing them, I wouldn’t doubt it. We went from one triple threat at Trauma, to the wives booking us another at home. Women. But I digress. The Nobodies and Crazy Power were worthy opponents. I didn’t realize how big Frank Merritt and Alexa Black actually were, until I started off with them both. PCW has a bright future within the tag team ranks.
It was like music to my ears. Me and Jase, talking about past matches we’ve had, and the opponents that we faced. I was so glad that we could get back together for another run.
”I don’t have the shit locks that you and miss no eyebrow having Whoopi have, to cover my ugly face like you. So next up is Return To Glory and our chance to finally shut the critics up and regain titles that we never lost on two occasions. A tough road, but it’s not like it will be a road that can’t be seen. What with miss Skittles over there with her bright ass colors. Then there is Nathan, a poor love sick puppy that Kelli is leading around by his Saniti. It’s just not right I tell ya. I mean, I know that love is blind but two things are happening because of this. One, Kelli is being used by The Black Hand. You know it, I know it, hell I think Nathan even knows it. But Kelli doesn’t for some reason, and that that will be her downfall. And Nathan, he’s thinking with the wrong head on this one. I would be very careful if I was him. It is one thing to be in love with someone, but you can not trust Kelli in my book. Even if The Black Hand is using her to do their bidding and she is using Nathan, things are going to get ugly, faster. I should know, I’ve done this to people before. It is the best way to get what you want, without having to deal with people. I just don’t understand the generation these days.”
Damn, I must be getting old. Going off with the “generation” speech like that. I noticed Jase was ready to speak his mind.
Willard nodded in agreement as he looked back into his house briefly. Destiny was still gabbing away with LeeAnn, Kristen and Jimmy were talking the upcoming date, and the youngest were filling the living room with laughter. He then returned his attention to the matter at hand.
WILLARD: It's all manipulation. The Black Hand wanting to take over the company, much like the War Occult did in our early days. (un)Stable putting differences aside to take on the growing threat. How many teams tried and failed against us throughout the years? Psychedelica will be no different in that regard. If Nathan wants to play the White Knight and save Kelli from the Black Dragons, then be my guest.
The holy grail known as the tag team championship beckon us. The division starts and ends with Tha UnHoly Alliance. We have teamed up from the start and bring HOW MANY years of experience? That can't be said of them. They are content to play house. If I were Saniti, I would be mighty careful of her true intentions. She masks herself in bright colors, to conceal that fragility in her heart. Nathan may be a master magician, but winning the tag titles, isn't a trick he will pull off. I refuse to let that happen.
”We’ve both learned some tricks, training in the Orient. Your trick is green, mine is red. I do not know what tricks that the supposed Trick Master can do. Maybe pull a rabbit out of his hat. But one thing is for certain, we will end any and all tricks that he has. You are right about the experience factor for us, not just the chemistry and all the years of traveling, but we have seen our fair amount of tricks and dished some out of our own. There is no way we will bend to the will of a trickster. Let Psychedelica play their mind games with each other, and have The Black Hand play mind games with them as well. Because if Crimson and Clover think for one second that they are going to just waltz in there and take what we have built and bring it down, they have another thing coming my friend. Tha UnHoly Alliance only has one thing on their minds, and that is another World Tag Team Championship to add to our already legendary legacy”.
I watched Jase stand up as I put my arm around his neck, while leading him towards his home.
”Come my brother and let us start planning a wedding.”
Willard looks at Loco like he was crazy and then shakes his head. A loud “FUCK YOU” was said once Loco asked “Since you’re the father of the bride, you’re paying for this wedding right?” followed by Loco’s laugh.
What in the world is going on here? Jase running from Destiny like a thief in the night. I’m sure that I will get the whole story once we get out of the car. I couldn’t help to hear my son ask the obvious question
”Why is Auntie Destiny chasing Uncle Jason around?”
I couldn’t help myself with the answer that popped into my brain.
”I would have to guess that he told her that her cooking is something left to be desired.”
The Boy thought it was funny, but I received such a cold glare from Monica, that it could have killed me if it were lethal. Once the vehicle was stopped, we exited the car and were seen by our longtime friends. They ended their game of tag and began to welcome us. Monica ran up to Jase and hugged him, giving him a kiss on his cheek, as Jimmy hugged Destiny. After hugging her, they switched and he hugged his Uncle Willard. I saw this as my opening.
”WOW, I’m surprised that he hugged you, I said with a smirk on my face. Jase picked up on it, as he usually did. It came from years of spending time running up and down the road with each other."
”Why is that?”
Said my longtime friend and brother.
”Well first he called you old and now he wants Autumn’s hand in marriage”
As Willard listened to what his friend was saying, he covered up a yawn. Or so it would seem. The second his ears caught the sound of “he wants Autumn’s hand in marriage” he sprayed the young boy’s face with Green mist. It wasn’t a yawn Willard was covering. It was a slight of hand trick to conceal a capsule, which he just broke inside of this mouth.
WILLARD: WHAT?!
Upon seeing this, Loco had to use a wall to keep himself propped up. His exasperating laugh wasn’t appreciated by his blinded son. By this point, he was looking for something to wipe his face off. Loco pounded on the house, as Willard did the same while also apologizing for the spray.
”Look, The Hulk is getting ready to smash”
Willard begins laughing himself, pointing at the youngster and feigning being intimidated. Before Jimmy had a chance to get a word in…
WILLARD: Better watch out bro, next thing you know it’ll be CLOBBERING TIME!!
If I were wearing my face paint, there would be nothing but trails of colored tears going down my face from laughing at the boy’s expense. I knew this would be a great day once we got to the Willard’s, since I knew that there would be tag team ribbing going on with him.
DESTINY: Ok you guys, leave him alone now. I think he’s had enough teasing.
WILLARD: (sarcastically) Thank you, Mother Teresa…
Kristen in hearing this finally brought herself outside to join the fray. Monica had since gone in to socialize with Autumn, Nancy and Madeleine. Willard has his eyes fixed on his wife, giving her a glance, over her deciding to meddle in on the fun. That direction changed the second he notices his daughter and Jimmy move closer to each other. He has a smile that would be hard to erase, while she was more bashful about it all. Kristen’s face began to redden as she told him “hi”, electing to look down while brushing her hair back out of the way. Jimmy squeaked out the same greeting, as romance was stinking…FILLING up the Anaheim air. Willard looked over at his best friend, a smile of his own slowly coming on his face. Loco mouthed the words “uh oh” in preparation of what The Anarchist may have up his sleeve.
WILLARD: You see what your boy did? He made my little girl blush. Kristen only turns red when she’s upset or when she laughs so much that she pees her pants!
Kristen shot her head up faster than someone hearing the sounds of an intruder breaking in. The color drained from her face, as laughter from her Uncle again could be heard. Destiny elbowed her husband playfully in the arm.
KRISTEN: DAD!!
WILLARD: How bout it punk? Is the truth coming out in front of me, causing your bladder to hit the eject button as well? Because it should, only LeeAnn isn’t here to change your diaper.
I could see my son staring at his Uncle in slight fear, but not too sure if he was joking or not. Jimmy shot a look at me and I quickly added to the notion.
”Ohh no, once we trained you to use the shitter, the days of me wiping your ass were over. That ship sailed A LONG time ago, kid."
WILLARD: Kind of like…(looks at his daughter) another ship…
Kristen looked at her dad, sensing the meaning behind his words. She had a lot of his facial features, so it was like looking at a mirror. Destiny moved her hand under Willard’s chin, gently turning his gaze so that he was looking at her instead. With a difference of only three inches in height between them, her eyes read his like they were a book.
While I was waiting for the porn music to cue, as the two Willard’s were eyeball fucking one another, Jimmy had come up to me and asked a question that I wasn’t too ready for.
”ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND BOY?”
By the looks on the faces of all three Willard’s, I must have forgotten the golden rule of talking within oneself and yelled out what should have stayed in my mind. I told my son to go ahead and go, as it was his funeral. He walked up to Jase, looked over to Kristen and then glanced Destiny’s way and finally came to the face of Anarchy. He cleared his throat as his body trembled. That looked all too familiar to me. It had been twelve years since I had the same feeling.
”May I take Kristen out on a date Uncle Jason?”
You could hear a pin drop. I glanced over to Jase, seeing a shocked look on his face. Destiny’s face was filled with the “young love” look and as for Kristen, she turned beet red, with the biggest smile on her face. I haven’t seen that since she was a little girl. I even had a big smile on my face, once the shock of his words cleared through my mind. My boy, the fruit of my loins. A proud papa I have always been, but to stand up to Jase’s face and do that…WOW! And then I started to think “ohh shit, he just asked Jase for a date with his daughter.” I was both intrigued and worried for my boy’s health at the same time. Though I knew Destiny was close by to run interference for a moment.
WILLARD: You have a lot of courage there, Jimbo. You really have grown into a fine young lad. I’ll tell you what, I’m going to run that through my computer, and we’ll see what it spits out.
Loco snort laughed at hearing that, knowing, IMMEDITATELY where this was heading. Willard quickly dashed into the house, long enough to check on the other children who decided not to come outside, and bring back a case of soda. Jimmy and Kristen watched as Willard sat down with the boxed cans in front of him. Destiny didn’t look happy, but Loco was still finding humor in what his friend was about to do.
WILLARD: (tapping on the top of the cans) Let’s see here. Can you go on a date with my daughter? Wait for it…wait for it…
Willard slammed his hand down on the cans, looking away with a small laugh. Jimmy and Kristen waited nervously. Whatever hope the eldest daughter had was about to evaporate. Willard shot a look towards Loco, letting him know what he already suspected would be the answer.
WILLARD: Jimbo my boy, it says…it says NO! You dead fuck!
I couldn’t help but to bring my right hand up and place my face in-between my index finger and thumb, shaking my head because I knew that he set my boy up with a scene from my favorite Friday The Thirteenth movie. I just was hoping that he wouldn’t ask the question.
”What? A dead what?”
I sighed. He asked the question and now I heard my longtime friend reply with, “that’s what the computer says and the computer don’t lie.” My son, not too brightly ponders his next thoughts and all I could say in my mind was “please God, don’t let the boy say it.”
”But Uncle Jason, there is no computer.”
Willard holds his index finger up, looking directly at Jimmy with a smile.
WILLARD: Aha! And there’s no date with Kristen either!
I couldn’t help but to chuckle within myself. I didn’t want my son to hear me laughing at this exchange. He stood up and did something I never thought would happen, asking out a Willard girl. That’s hell in itself. I mean look at their mother, she’s scary enough and she’s a Willard by marriage. But much like all good things, my chuckling came to an end as did Jase’s little banter. Once Kristen yelled out “DAD”, it was followed by the most horrendous sound any husband can hear.
DESTINY: JASON LEE WILLARD!!
Yup. He was middle named. Every husband’s greatest fear. You know the moment that you’ve crossed the line, once your wife yells out your full name. I have no idea how that happens. It goes from your mother and grandmother to your wife. But they all have the same result. You say “ohh shit” and now you have to climb your way out of the hole that you just dug yourself in. Or in some cases, they let you lay in it while you think about it. Destiny seemed to over step on Willard, as SHE told him that Jimmy could take Kristen on a date. Jase smirked as he looked at his wife, who can and does keep him in line. The two eldest children of mine and Jase, smile and walk into the house.
WILLARD: Why? Why Destiny?
DESTINY: Why NOT, Jason? They are old enough to have a date. I think it’s perfectly acceptable and cute. She’s happy! Isn’t that what should matter here? Kristen being HAPPY?! It isn’t like he’s a stranger to us. He’s a great kid, not to mention the son of our best friends.
Willard really had nowhere to go on this matter. Deep down inside, he knew she was right. Whether he agreed or not with the actual idea, she was right. A sigh was released as Destiny sat next to her husband. He didn’t have to say what was on his mind. She already knew.
WILLARD: We have a big match in twelve days, and now this happens? My little girl…
Destiny finished his sentence.
DESTINY: Is growing up. Everyone does. What are you going to do when Autumn gets to be her age? Or the twins?
WILLARD: Look at Nathan Saniti and Kelli Starr! Look at what the relationship between them is like! You think I want Kristen and Jimmy to go down that road?
Destiny stared in disbelief at his answer. Here she was explaining the situation that every parent goes through, and there he was comparing the teens to his next set of opponents. Was he even listening?
DESTINY: With all due respect to you and Johnny (she briefly looked up at him), this isn’t some wrestling match. This is your daughter and his son. I don’t know anything about your opponents, outside of what you have said. Regardless, it’s an unfair comparison.
Destiny reached over and took hold of her troubled husband’s hand. She could see in his eyes that he didn’t want her to grow up. She knew what was in his heart, and understood. Willard sighed before relenting with a nod.
WILLARD: You’re right. Making me say that in front of jackass over there (he laughs as he looks at Johnny) will be something he won’t let me live down, but you’re right.
I knew what he was thinking and I know what was in his heart. I’ve known this man for half of my life and I have strangely, understood him when others haven’t. I stepped closer to Jase and crotched down in front of him, making him look me in the eye.
”I know where you’re going with this. I have the same fear for Monica and when Little Debbie gets to their age. You know I love Kristen like one of my own, hell I love all four of my nieces like they are my own. I do not want any harm to come to any of them and the same goes for the both of you. But you have to remember one thing. I raised that boy…well me and LeeAnn raised that boy. I taught him his word and a handshake better be good, because if it’s not, then he can’t be a man. He knows he better respect females and his elders, and look; He came up to you and asked. How many teenagers do that in this day and age? Besides, if he dares to hurt Kristen, he knows I’ll be looking for his ass just as much as you.”
I know my words have an effect on him. Much like Destiny, I can keep him at ease some of the time. Destiny was the only one that can do it most of the time. I laughed inside, looking at him, a proud papa, yet a broken one. I would become the same one day, for when my daughters go through the same moment.
”So are we good here now? You want to use one of Destiny’s tampons, or cry and eat a bowl of ice cream?"
I wasn’t going to let that jackass comment pass by and he knew it, as he just shook his head, while I laughed.
WILLARD: We have a chance to take back what we never lost at Return to Glory. Ice cream would just go to my thighs and slow me down. You think I want to become you, Grandpa?
I laughed because of his fool forgetting one thing, which I called him out on.
”You’re older than me bitch cakes, I guess your Alzheimer’s is getting to you old man”
Destiny decided to excuse herself from this conversation, but threw me under the bus at the same time.
DESTINY: Well boys, I am going to call LeeAnn and tell her the good news. Hey I have an idea, why not make it a triple date? The kids and the parents?
”Now wait a minute here, why are you trying to drag me into this? Destiny….Dest….Des”
Like I wasn’t even there, she just ran off to call LeeAnn and tell her about what happened here today. I looked a Jase and said
”You know what just happened? They’re going to start planning the floral arrangements. So Trauma came and went, and we saw the elimination of four tag teams from the revival of the Pure Class Wrestling Tag Team Championship. As predicted, The Nobodies stood in there, but were no match for us in the long run. And also Crazy Power, who I knew could hold their own, fell as well. I was fairly impressed with Alexa. Very powerful, I was surprised that she caught me in mid air like that. As for my fellow Crazy Man, now he is zero and two against me. One singles match and one tag team match. But he has nothing to worry about. He has a good tag team partner and I have a feeling that our paths will cross once again."
WILLARD: Listen here bitch tits, I may be older, but you look older. Hence why you cover your face with Mary Kay cosmetics! Or as you call it, face paint.
He quickly changed the subject.
WILLARD: Knowing them, I wouldn’t doubt it. We went from one triple threat at Trauma, to the wives booking us another at home. Women. But I digress. The Nobodies and Crazy Power were worthy opponents. I didn’t realize how big Frank Merritt and Alexa Black actually were, until I started off with them both. PCW has a bright future within the tag team ranks.
It was like music to my ears. Me and Jase, talking about past matches we’ve had, and the opponents that we faced. I was so glad that we could get back together for another run.
”I don’t have the shit locks that you and miss no eyebrow having Whoopi have, to cover my ugly face like you. So next up is Return To Glory and our chance to finally shut the critics up and regain titles that we never lost on two occasions. A tough road, but it’s not like it will be a road that can’t be seen. What with miss Skittles over there with her bright ass colors. Then there is Nathan, a poor love sick puppy that Kelli is leading around by his Saniti. It’s just not right I tell ya. I mean, I know that love is blind but two things are happening because of this. One, Kelli is being used by The Black Hand. You know it, I know it, hell I think Nathan even knows it. But Kelli doesn’t for some reason, and that that will be her downfall. And Nathan, he’s thinking with the wrong head on this one. I would be very careful if I was him. It is one thing to be in love with someone, but you can not trust Kelli in my book. Even if The Black Hand is using her to do their bidding and she is using Nathan, things are going to get ugly, faster. I should know, I’ve done this to people before. It is the best way to get what you want, without having to deal with people. I just don’t understand the generation these days.”
Damn, I must be getting old. Going off with the “generation” speech like that. I noticed Jase was ready to speak his mind.
Willard nodded in agreement as he looked back into his house briefly. Destiny was still gabbing away with LeeAnn, Kristen and Jimmy were talking the upcoming date, and the youngest were filling the living room with laughter. He then returned his attention to the matter at hand.
WILLARD: It's all manipulation. The Black Hand wanting to take over the company, much like the War Occult did in our early days. (un)Stable putting differences aside to take on the growing threat. How many teams tried and failed against us throughout the years? Psychedelica will be no different in that regard. If Nathan wants to play the White Knight and save Kelli from the Black Dragons, then be my guest.
The holy grail known as the tag team championship beckon us. The division starts and ends with Tha UnHoly Alliance. We have teamed up from the start and bring HOW MANY years of experience? That can't be said of them. They are content to play house. If I were Saniti, I would be mighty careful of her true intentions. She masks herself in bright colors, to conceal that fragility in her heart. Nathan may be a master magician, but winning the tag titles, isn't a trick he will pull off. I refuse to let that happen.
”We’ve both learned some tricks, training in the Orient. Your trick is green, mine is red. I do not know what tricks that the supposed Trick Master can do. Maybe pull a rabbit out of his hat. But one thing is for certain, we will end any and all tricks that he has. You are right about the experience factor for us, not just the chemistry and all the years of traveling, but we have seen our fair amount of tricks and dished some out of our own. There is no way we will bend to the will of a trickster. Let Psychedelica play their mind games with each other, and have The Black Hand play mind games with them as well. Because if Crimson and Clover think for one second that they are going to just waltz in there and take what we have built and bring it down, they have another thing coming my friend. Tha UnHoly Alliance only has one thing on their minds, and that is another World Tag Team Championship to add to our already legendary legacy”.
I watched Jase stand up as I put my arm around his neck, while leading him towards his home.
”Come my brother and let us start planning a wedding.”
Willard looks at Loco like he was crazy and then shakes his head. A loud “FUCK YOU” was said once Loco asked “Since you’re the father of the bride, you’re paying for this wedding right?” followed by Loco’s laugh.