A Very Cosmic Promo
Aug 7, 2015 15:16:06 GMT -5
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Post by Derek Cosmos on Aug 7, 2015 15:16:06 GMT -5
I do have to apologize to my partner and opponents. I planned on a much more deeper piece but I just ran out of posting time. I hope this is good enough to advance us in the title scene.
<If I end this roleplay right now, I'll receive a 50 point score for sure. And yes, I AM breaking the fourth wall. I'm Derek Cosmos and I don't have to play by the stupid rules of reality. I am reality, baby!>
Monday, August 3, 2015
I don't have a worry in the world right now. After a long, successful hiatus...
<why was my hiatus a success, you might ask, well, when you can figure out how to go back to the future that you left to save the past and fix the present, and then return back from said future to said past which is now the present, you'd consider it successful too>
...I am back in Pure Class Wrestling. But why? I did everything that I needed to do to end the future evil tyranny that is Old Man Andy, as my mere presence indirectly caused him to retire. Andy D not wrestling means he can no longer be PCW World Champion. If he isn't World Champion he won't become power hungry and set on world domination. If he doesn't dominate the Earth, then there's no future where he's enslaving all on mankind. And because of all of that, there's no future for Derek Cosmos.
To ensure Derek Cosmos has a future, I must kick ass in the past. <Which, as I already said, the past is now the present. Keep up.> So the first thing I must do is start winning matches. Because a 2-12 record doesn't equate to a bad ass bounty hunter from the future intent on saving the world. It makes me soft...like, like, like...a Cosmic Cupcake or something. <Mmm...cupcakes.>
And I can be more than a Cosmic Cupcake. I know I can. I just know it.
<But cupcakes are sooooo delicious. I love me some cupcakes. And cosmic cupcakes are amazing. But only if you get it with extra stardust. Without extra stardust they taste as good as a Nathan Saniti art piece.>
And I knew just the man to call to help me get on the winning track...a man who was going into the Hall of Fame and one of the toughest men on the planet...<Quick!...Put up the signal...
...Ah, there it is...>...that's right, I got me the late night eatin', finger greasin', high-flyin, no lyin', mask wearin', but oh so carin' NACHO GRANDE! <BOOYAH!. As Cosmic Nachos, the defenders of truth and extra condiments, all we have to do is show Crazy Power, Pretty Insane, Barry Kemp and Questionable Mark <Oh hi, Mark>, and Kincaid and Hiroshi Yukio <Now and forever known to me as Yoshi's Island> how this battle royal at Return to Glory 6 is really going to be our own little return to glory.. We're Cosmic Nachos and we aren't nothing to play with!
Here's a little song I wrote,
You might want to sing it note for note.
Don't worry...
...Be Happy.
You might want to sing it note for note.
Don't worry...
...Be Happy.
<If I end this roleplay right now, I'll receive a 50 point score for sure. And yes, I AM breaking the fourth wall. I'm Derek Cosmos and I don't have to play by the stupid rules of reality. I am reality, baby!>
Monday, August 3, 2015
I don't have a worry in the world right now. After a long, successful hiatus...
<why was my hiatus a success, you might ask, well, when you can figure out how to go back to the future that you left to save the past and fix the present, and then return back from said future to said past which is now the present, you'd consider it successful too>
...I am back in Pure Class Wrestling. But why? I did everything that I needed to do to end the future evil tyranny that is Old Man Andy, as my mere presence indirectly caused him to retire. Andy D not wrestling means he can no longer be PCW World Champion. If he isn't World Champion he won't become power hungry and set on world domination. If he doesn't dominate the Earth, then there's no future where he's enslaving all on mankind. And because of all of that, there's no future for Derek Cosmos.
To ensure Derek Cosmos has a future, I must kick ass in the past. <Which, as I already said, the past is now the present. Keep up.> So the first thing I must do is start winning matches. Because a 2-12 record doesn't equate to a bad ass bounty hunter from the future intent on saving the world. It makes me soft...like, like, like...a Cosmic Cupcake or something. <Mmm...cupcakes.>
And I can be more than a Cosmic Cupcake. I know I can. I just know it.
<But cupcakes are sooooo delicious. I love me some cupcakes. And cosmic cupcakes are amazing. But only if you get it with extra stardust. Without extra stardust they taste as good as a Nathan Saniti art piece.>
And I knew just the man to call to help me get on the winning track...a man who was going into the Hall of Fame and one of the toughest men on the planet...<Quick!...Put up the signal...
...Ah, there it is...>...that's right, I got me the late night eatin', finger greasin', high-flyin, no lyin', mask wearin', but oh so carin' NACHO GRANDE! <BOOYAH!. As Cosmic Nachos, the defenders of truth and extra condiments, all we have to do is show Crazy Power, Pretty Insane, Barry Kemp and Questionable Mark <Oh hi, Mark>, and Kincaid and Hiroshi Yukio <Now and forever known to me as Yoshi's Island> how this battle royal at Return to Glory 6 is really going to be our own little return to glory.. We're Cosmic Nachos and we aren't nothing to play with!