Real Eyes Realize Real Lies...Take THAT Grimm!!!
Nov 13, 2015 22:33:16 GMT -5
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Post by Sadistic on Nov 13, 2015 22:33:16 GMT -5
Whether you know him as William Ian Dillinger or "The Phenom" Billy Sadistic, you know that he's never been a fan of interviews. He's not a clam like Grimm, mind you, but in true Dillinger form, he prefers to let his actions do the talking for him. So it's with great disdain that he greets an eager, if timid, Shane Dodge with microphone in hand.
"What?" The irritation is clear in the World Champion's voice.
"I was just wondering if you had a couple minutes for an interview. For the fans. For your...Brothers and Sisters."
Feeling properly shamed into making the only fan-friendly decision, Sadistic begrudgingly relents and squares up with the much smaller Dodge. "Make it quick."
Surprise widens Shane's eyes, but he quickly recovers like a consummate professional. "Your title match with your brother, Grimm, looms on the horizon. Is it hard to focus on your upcoming match, or do you feel like you're constantly having to look over your shoulder?"
Sadistic just laughs. "Look over my shoulder? For what? You think Grimm's going to sneak attack me? Sucker punch me? C'mon, Shane. That's not Phin's style. If he had an issue, he'd walk up and punch me in the mouth. Plain and simple. Now...does it make it hard to focus? Sure. Grimm is arguably the greatest wrestler in PCW history, and for good reason. Whether we're fighting in a Pure Class Wrestling ring or in our very own backyard, Grimm has always been my toughest opponent. No question about it. So is it weighing on my mind? Absolutely."
"And what of your upcoming opponents? What are your thoughts on the Saints and their partner, Eira?"
"You know, I was always taught in this business that you're always supposed to say something nice about your opponent. Build them up, right? Because if I call you a piece of crap, and I beat you, then who cares? I just beat a piece of crap. And if I lose to you, then that's even worse because then I just lost to a piece of crap. So here goes: Judge, you're not as dumb as you look. Eira, even though I hate your guts, you're not bad looking for a chick with gray hair. And Jury...well, you don't sweat much for a fat guy."
Dodge is nearly at a loss for words, but recovers nicely. "That was an...interesting and unexpected response. All that history with Eira and that's it?"
"Our feud spanned over a year and the PCW Faithful...all the Black Hand Brothers and Sisters got to watch it live. What do you want me to say? You want me to say that I hate her? That I wish she were dead? I'm sorry about your knee? I'm sorry about your head? That I'd do it all again if I had the chance? Shane, we nearly killed each other inside the damned cathedral. I've never been beaten that badly in my life, and I still came out holding this," declares Sadistic while hefting the championship belt from his shoulder, his other hand involuntarily reaching for the puckered scar on his chest. "Neither of us will be the same after what we did to each other. Ever. And if you think that was the end of it...if you think that was the final chapter in the book of The Black Hand versus The Order, you're out of your mind."
"Speaking of The Order," comes Shane's slick segue, "Eira was a guest on PCW Pulse the other day and revealed that Murdoc could pop up at any time. Your thoughts?"
The mere mention of the Monster of PCW causes his back to stiffen. "Murdoc, huh? Well...let me say this: I've put my hands on his old lady. I've done things to his woman that if done outside of the Pure Class Arena would land me in a jail cell. I've beaten her physically, psychologically, and emotionally. I've crushed her knee. Damn near caved in her skull...right in front of him! And what did he do?! Absolutely nothing. Why? Because the man is nothing more than a coward! PCW's Monster?! HA! You thinking setting a ninja turtle on fire is gonna strike fear into the hearts of your opponents? Murdoc, you might look the part, buddy, but when the going got tough, you got going. So do I think Murdoc will resurface sometime soon? No. No, I don't. If he hasn't had the sack to come back yet, he never will. Period. Next question."
"Luis Malave." It's not a question. Shane studies Sadistic for a reaction, but upon getting nothing, he pushes further. "Rumors are swirling that you believe Luis Malave, the owner himself, has been targeting the Black Hand - and more specifically - you over the past couple months. Do you believe that it's been Luis Malave, and not Frank Foley, that has been trying to destroy the Black Hand?"
Sadistic can only chuckle as he ponders how to answer the question. "Do I think Luis Malave has been trying to destroy the Black Hand? No. As much as Luis hates to admit it, he needs the Black Hand. He needs Billy Sadistic. We don't need Luis Malave, Luis Malave needs us. We've been the hottest draw in professional wrestling for a year-and-a-half now, and as greedy as that son of a bitch is, he recognizes his meal ticket when he sees it. Now is he trying to make our lives difficult? You bet your ass he is, but it hasn't been working out too well for him, has it, Shane?"
Shane neither confirms or denies Billy's claim. "Well, you are the longest reigning World Champion in PCW history. Hell, you're the longest reigning champion, period. But you actually believe that our boss has it out for you? You think he's doing everything in his power to separate you from the World title?"
"You don't think so?" asks William, almost insulted. "Eira nearly killed me in the cathedral, but I walked out the champion. Two weeks later and hanging on to life by a thread, I kicked the crap out of Gem and removed yet another Superstar from PCW's glorious roster. And walked out champion. Then he gave me the madman, Nathan Saniti, and STILL I walked out champion. Now look who's conveniently waiting around the corner..."
"Your brother. Phinehas Grimm."
"My brother indeed. But I'm going to do what I do best, and that's survive. After Phinehas and I lock horns and the dust settles, either he will walk away as the only four-time World Champion in PCW history, or I will cement my legacy as the greatest World Champion of all time. But either way, Shane, the Black Hand is leaving with that belt. Now if you'll excuse me..."
And with that, Sadistic shoulders past the annoying little dweeb.
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"What?" The irritation is clear in the World Champion's voice.
"I was just wondering if you had a couple minutes for an interview. For the fans. For your...Brothers and Sisters."
Feeling properly shamed into making the only fan-friendly decision, Sadistic begrudgingly relents and squares up with the much smaller Dodge. "Make it quick."
Surprise widens Shane's eyes, but he quickly recovers like a consummate professional. "Your title match with your brother, Grimm, looms on the horizon. Is it hard to focus on your upcoming match, or do you feel like you're constantly having to look over your shoulder?"
Sadistic just laughs. "Look over my shoulder? For what? You think Grimm's going to sneak attack me? Sucker punch me? C'mon, Shane. That's not Phin's style. If he had an issue, he'd walk up and punch me in the mouth. Plain and simple. Now...does it make it hard to focus? Sure. Grimm is arguably the greatest wrestler in PCW history, and for good reason. Whether we're fighting in a Pure Class Wrestling ring or in our very own backyard, Grimm has always been my toughest opponent. No question about it. So is it weighing on my mind? Absolutely."
"And what of your upcoming opponents? What are your thoughts on the Saints and their partner, Eira?"
"You know, I was always taught in this business that you're always supposed to say something nice about your opponent. Build them up, right? Because if I call you a piece of crap, and I beat you, then who cares? I just beat a piece of crap. And if I lose to you, then that's even worse because then I just lost to a piece of crap. So here goes: Judge, you're not as dumb as you look. Eira, even though I hate your guts, you're not bad looking for a chick with gray hair. And Jury...well, you don't sweat much for a fat guy."
Dodge is nearly at a loss for words, but recovers nicely. "That was an...interesting and unexpected response. All that history with Eira and that's it?"
"Our feud spanned over a year and the PCW Faithful...all the Black Hand Brothers and Sisters got to watch it live. What do you want me to say? You want me to say that I hate her? That I wish she were dead? I'm sorry about your knee? I'm sorry about your head? That I'd do it all again if I had the chance? Shane, we nearly killed each other inside the damned cathedral. I've never been beaten that badly in my life, and I still came out holding this," declares Sadistic while hefting the championship belt from his shoulder, his other hand involuntarily reaching for the puckered scar on his chest. "Neither of us will be the same after what we did to each other. Ever. And if you think that was the end of it...if you think that was the final chapter in the book of The Black Hand versus The Order, you're out of your mind."
"Speaking of The Order," comes Shane's slick segue, "Eira was a guest on PCW Pulse the other day and revealed that Murdoc could pop up at any time. Your thoughts?"
The mere mention of the Monster of PCW causes his back to stiffen. "Murdoc, huh? Well...let me say this: I've put my hands on his old lady. I've done things to his woman that if done outside of the Pure Class Arena would land me in a jail cell. I've beaten her physically, psychologically, and emotionally. I've crushed her knee. Damn near caved in her skull...right in front of him! And what did he do?! Absolutely nothing. Why? Because the man is nothing more than a coward! PCW's Monster?! HA! You thinking setting a ninja turtle on fire is gonna strike fear into the hearts of your opponents? Murdoc, you might look the part, buddy, but when the going got tough, you got going. So do I think Murdoc will resurface sometime soon? No. No, I don't. If he hasn't had the sack to come back yet, he never will. Period. Next question."
"Luis Malave." It's not a question. Shane studies Sadistic for a reaction, but upon getting nothing, he pushes further. "Rumors are swirling that you believe Luis Malave, the owner himself, has been targeting the Black Hand - and more specifically - you over the past couple months. Do you believe that it's been Luis Malave, and not Frank Foley, that has been trying to destroy the Black Hand?"
Sadistic can only chuckle as he ponders how to answer the question. "Do I think Luis Malave has been trying to destroy the Black Hand? No. As much as Luis hates to admit it, he needs the Black Hand. He needs Billy Sadistic. We don't need Luis Malave, Luis Malave needs us. We've been the hottest draw in professional wrestling for a year-and-a-half now, and as greedy as that son of a bitch is, he recognizes his meal ticket when he sees it. Now is he trying to make our lives difficult? You bet your ass he is, but it hasn't been working out too well for him, has it, Shane?"
Shane neither confirms or denies Billy's claim. "Well, you are the longest reigning World Champion in PCW history. Hell, you're the longest reigning champion, period. But you actually believe that our boss has it out for you? You think he's doing everything in his power to separate you from the World title?"
"You don't think so?" asks William, almost insulted. "Eira nearly killed me in the cathedral, but I walked out the champion. Two weeks later and hanging on to life by a thread, I kicked the crap out of Gem and removed yet another Superstar from PCW's glorious roster. And walked out champion. Then he gave me the madman, Nathan Saniti, and STILL I walked out champion. Now look who's conveniently waiting around the corner..."
"Your brother. Phinehas Grimm."
"My brother indeed. But I'm going to do what I do best, and that's survive. After Phinehas and I lock horns and the dust settles, either he will walk away as the only four-time World Champion in PCW history, or I will cement my legacy as the greatest World Champion of all time. But either way, Shane, the Black Hand is leaving with that belt. Now if you'll excuse me..."
And with that, Sadistic shoulders past the annoying little dweeb.
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