Post by Dollface on Feb 1, 2016 22:51:24 GMT -5
So I'm sitting here at my computer, listening to music, eating a peanut butter ice cream hot fudge sundae, and doing the Facebook text equivalent of nod-and-smile while my crazy cousin whines at me.
No really. Chick's crazy. Maybe not Alexa Black crazy, but CRAZY. See, she started banging this total loser when she was a teenager, got knocked up, and had two of his kids. That oily little мудак wore a sleeveless basketball jersey (one of those merchandise ones, not his own) to my grandmother's FUNERAL. Can you IMAGINE?! Hundreds of attendees, some of whom are descendants of Russian aristocracy, in a massive cathedral. Pipe organ, baptismal font (shoutout to Sadistic )... and there's this fuckin' d-bag sleazing his way in. So anyway she has two of his kids, they have tons of drama and did I mention she's crazy? Kept saying she had a vampire soul and he had a werewolf soul - I have an instant distrust of any crazy hobitch who calls her man "wolf" or "wolfie/wolfy" or anything similar. UGH.
Anyway!
So she's getting a divorce and she's having ALL THE SADS OF EVAR, and now I'm reminiscing with her about our grandparents and their house. The huge garden from WW II's victory garden days. How they had an in ground swimming pool my dad and her mom and their brother had dug out one hot summer - and we got to swim there every day! The way Grandma would cheat at playing cards (I hate card games now, bt-fuckin'-w), and the way Grandpa would always bring us home treats from work. The good old days, right?
...speaking of the good old days.
Okay, they're FUNNY, I'll give them that. I mean, men wearin' tights ain't exactly anything new around here, right? Besides, the clubs I've gone to? Just guys in tights isn't enough for the lulz. But they're just so... I ARE KING OF WRESTLERMANS! They're all trying to be old fashioned and genteel and stuff!
I just don't understand WHY. Okay okay okay so this is pro wrestling and people have gimmicks but do you need to gimmick THAT hard? What the fuck kind of name is that, anyway? East Sutcliffe Gentleman's Club? Christ. Why not call it the Ode to Fragile Masculinity?
Okay I admit it I'm not actually sure what that means but I see it a lot on tumblr so it means something that's funny when I use it like that, right?
RIGHT?
So! East Sutcliffe Gentlem - I AM SO TIRED OF TYPING THAT ALREADY AND THAT IS ONLY THE SECOND TIME!
Btw this is Markiplier. He's pretty much amazing.
No really. Chick's crazy. Maybe not Alexa Black crazy, but CRAZY. See, she started banging this total loser when she was a teenager, got knocked up, and had two of his kids. That oily little мудак wore a sleeveless basketball jersey (one of those merchandise ones, not his own) to my grandmother's FUNERAL. Can you IMAGINE?! Hundreds of attendees, some of whom are descendants of Russian aristocracy, in a massive cathedral. Pipe organ, baptismal font (shoutout to Sadistic )... and there's this fuckin' d-bag sleazing his way in. So anyway she has two of his kids, they have tons of drama and did I mention she's crazy? Kept saying she had a vampire soul and he had a werewolf soul - I have an instant distrust of any crazy hobitch who calls her man "wolf" or "wolfie/wolfy" or anything similar. UGH.
Anyway!
So she's getting a divorce and she's having ALL THE SADS OF EVAR, and now I'm reminiscing with her about our grandparents and their house. The huge garden from WW II's victory garden days. How they had an in ground swimming pool my dad and her mom and their brother had dug out one hot summer - and we got to swim there every day! The way Grandma would cheat at playing cards (I hate card games now, bt-fuckin'-w), and the way Grandpa would always bring us home treats from work. The good old days, right?
...speaking of the good old days.
Okay, they're FUNNY, I'll give them that. I mean, men wearin' tights ain't exactly anything new around here, right? Besides, the clubs I've gone to? Just guys in tights isn't enough for the lulz. But they're just so... I ARE KING OF WRESTLERMANS! They're all trying to be old fashioned and genteel and stuff!
I just don't understand WHY. Okay okay okay so this is pro wrestling and people have gimmicks but do you need to gimmick THAT hard? What the fuck kind of name is that, anyway? East Sutcliffe Gentleman's Club? Christ. Why not call it the Ode to Fragile Masculinity?
Okay I admit it I'm not actually sure what that means but I see it a lot on tumblr so it means something that's funny when I use it like that, right?
RIGHT?
So! East Sutcliffe Gentlem - I AM SO TIRED OF TYPING THAT ALREADY AND THAT IS ONLY THE SECOND TIME!
Btw this is Markiplier. He's pretty much amazing.
This blogging thing is totally working for me! So anyway, I've got the Manly Tights Brigade but... I've got Nathan. Gonna work with him again and hopefully keep him from killing everyone anyone again. So worried about him, but if I type it here no one's gonna believe me sooooo yeah. I just wish there was something I could do to help. His sister insists there is but won't tell me what, and my great great uncle won't tell me either.
Then again he may not know. He's kinda vague like that sometimes.
I guess that's all I have to say right now... Sadistic is who the fuck knows where and has been a total non issue for me for weeks. Speaking of Sadistic, which is speaking of the Black Hand, which is speaking of Stormm and how he FLAKED THE FUCK OUT ON OUR MATCH YOU DICK. Then of course there's Mr. Showtime and Grimm for their part in just... watching. For whatever reason.
Grimm does not seem to realize that him watching someone is actually kind of threatening. I mean, Stormmybritches is never gonna admit to being intimidated, but it is what it is.
Ugh.
I haven't smoked anywhere NEAR enough weed to STILL be getting messages from my cousin. I'mma go fix that and fantasize about doing things to Nathan that'd make those waxed mustache freaks in ESGC blush pretty pretty primrose pink.
Btw, Alexa Black? I know this isn't my or your twitter, but...
Then again he may not know. He's kinda vague like that sometimes.
I guess that's all I have to say right now... Sadistic is who the fuck knows where and has been a total non issue for me for weeks. Speaking of Sadistic, which is speaking of the Black Hand, which is speaking of Stormm and how he FLAKED THE FUCK OUT ON OUR MATCH YOU DICK. Then of course there's Mr. Showtime and Grimm for their part in just... watching. For whatever reason.
Grimm does not seem to realize that him watching someone is actually kind of threatening. I mean, Stormmybritches is never gonna admit to being intimidated, but it is what it is.
Ugh.
I haven't smoked anywhere NEAR enough weed to STILL be getting messages from my cousin. I'mma go fix that and fantasize about doing things to Nathan that'd make those waxed mustache freaks in ESGC blush pretty pretty primrose pink.
Btw, Alexa Black? I know this isn't my or your twitter, but...
...You're still a dumbass!
<3 Kelli
