Post by Baby Jenks on Jun 20, 2016 21:59:33 GMT -5
I ain't got fuck all else to do til smoke-o-clock, and I can't say I'm too interested in anyone in the match. A'ight, so, let's lay it out here. I don't really "do" the whole online thing as a hobby, but to hell with it - pretty pretty princess wants to sling some mud, let's sling some mud.
Brenna Gordon... Queen of the Underground... First of Her Name...
Yeah. Yeah, I know the type. You like to talk some mad shit and hide behind that intellectual ego like it's a swat shield, but you know that shit's transparent, right? That stupid ass Florence and the Machine song like you're some kind of hipster bitch without the mustache. Nice wax job by the way, it's really taken the fuzz off that upper lip.
Speaking of appearances, since you're classy enough to bag on another chick for how she looks, like we don't have enough issues with that from literally everyone the fuck else...
You're gonna throw shade my way, some kinda noise about Hot Topic and shit but babygirl... YOU are the one wrestling in fishnets and pleather. PCW already has the goth bitch thing handled, ever heard of that chick, Eira? You know, the one that got knocked up by that masked idiot with long hair, looks like a reject from a metal band? Yeah, her. Shit's been done, luv.
So let's see what we have here.
We have a generic "tough but tragic" chick who likes entrance music mainstream enough to not be "too weird" but obscure enough that people will think she's cool. Top that off with wrestling gear straight out of your local Goth-N-Go, and we have Brenna Gordon. You're not special. You're not unique. Your pseudointellectual bullshit doesn't intimidate me, doesn't scare me, and doesn't hurt me - coz I know the type. Broken dolly with daddy issues so she talks tough to mask the damage.
You go ahead and keep being Queen of PCW's "Underground", sweetiecakes, coz you sure as fuck wouldn't survive in the real one.
