Post by Dollface on Feb 13, 2017 22:58:50 GMT -5
This is crazy.
I know, everything in PCW is crazy - up to and including the people.
But this is INSANE.
Rick Majors, and me, against Seromine and this Destiny chick? Really?
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?
I don't understand. I mean, I could see Rick Majors doing his best not to let me get totally killed, but has literally no one else considered how bad Seromine is trying to be to my state-of-aliveness?
No, as a matter of fact I DO breathe in the middle of all that, what do you think the commas are for?
Rick Majors is so confused they're about to send him to a Pray the Gay Away Camp*, and I don't know this Destiny chick or what she can do. I mean, I imagine Seromine is boning her, but outside of that I couldn't hope to tell you. I can't tell you what the fuck Seromine is doing with this holy rolling, country preacher shtick - it's like Fred Phelps meets Colonel Sanders. I never got too into the Jesus thing, but it doesn't bother me either - even so, I'm pretty fuckin' sure this ain't what they were talking about.
Though he sure seemed to figure out the "go forth, multiply, and be fucking creepy as fucking fuck" part.
Why am I writing this down? Well for one, blog content, duh.
For two, I don't know who else to talk to. Not that you're a person. Well, I mean, if you're reading this you're OBVIOUSLY a person but you know what I mean. I hope.
So, the candy business is going well. We're done with the focus groups, and we'll be releasing new products soon! We even have one called Naughty and Nice, inspired by Nathan and his brother Neville!
Yeah, I'm trying to change the subject. This is just freaking me out. We have Seromine who has already tried to kill me, but now he's all crazy and YAY GOD about it so he'll be boring the fuck out of me while he attempts homicide. I can only guess his bitch is gonna do her best to help Stand By Her Man and shit.
I don't have time for this.
I know this hasn't made much sense, but I don't know how to process this, not when Rick Majors scares me almost as much as Seromine does.
xoxoxoxo Kelli
I know, everything in PCW is crazy - up to and including the people.
But this is INSANE.
Rick Majors, and me, against Seromine and this Destiny chick? Really?
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?
I don't understand. I mean, I could see Rick Majors doing his best not to let me get totally killed, but has literally no one else considered how bad Seromine is trying to be to my state-of-aliveness?
No, as a matter of fact I DO breathe in the middle of all that, what do you think the commas are for?
Rick Majors is so confused they're about to send him to a Pray the Gay Away Camp*, and I don't know this Destiny chick or what she can do. I mean, I imagine Seromine is boning her, but outside of that I couldn't hope to tell you. I can't tell you what the fuck Seromine is doing with this holy rolling, country preacher shtick - it's like Fred Phelps meets Colonel Sanders. I never got too into the Jesus thing, but it doesn't bother me either - even so, I'm pretty fuckin' sure this ain't what they were talking about.
Though he sure seemed to figure out the "go forth, multiply, and be fucking creepy as fucking fuck" part.
Why am I writing this down? Well for one, blog content, duh.
For two, I don't know who else to talk to. Not that you're a person. Well, I mean, if you're reading this you're OBVIOUSLY a person but you know what I mean. I hope.
So, the candy business is going well. We're done with the focus groups, and we'll be releasing new products soon! We even have one called Naughty and Nice, inspired by Nathan and his brother Neville!
Yeah, I'm trying to change the subject. This is just freaking me out. We have Seromine who has already tried to kill me, but now he's all crazy and YAY GOD about it so he'll be boring the fuck out of me while he attempts homicide. I can only guess his bitch is gonna do her best to help Stand By Her Man and shit.
I don't have time for this.
I know this hasn't made much sense, but I don't know how to process this, not when Rick Majors scares me almost as much as Seromine does.
xoxoxoxo Kelli
*Reference from the TV show "South Park"