Y U No Wurds 4 Me? (Interlude Because Reasons)

[Nathan Saniti]

Y U No Wurds 4 Me? (Interlude Because Reasons)

(Author's note: I probably let a few people down this show, but it's just not coming to me this time. Hopefully, I can pick up the adventures with my next rolepl...)

"Excuse me," Nathan tapped on the laptop screen from the inside with his cane. "I don't wish to interrupt, but is there something I may assist with?" He smiled at me with his unsettling grin and a childlike, innocent, expectation gleaming in his eyes.

"No. I don't think there is. I'm just not connecting with the story this time, my friend." I sighed deeply, knowing his opponents were Seromine and his newly attributed pawn; Rick Majors.

I knew of things coming down the pipeline for my creation, things I dared not make him privy to, else it spoil the fun for him. Inwardly, I despised pausing the story for my own lack on creativity. (Irony: I'm listening to Muse right now. Not. Helping.)

The truth is, as Creators go, I have a horrible problem with procrastination, and Nathan knew it, yet his magical world ran aloof of my desires to write it. It wasn't the first time. It's likely not going to be the last. I had hopes of wow-ing (gawd, that sounds arrogant) my friends with another fantastical episode. It was just not happening. The page was, essentially, blank and misdirected.

Nathan strolled about on my monitor like a screen saver straight out of my muse, and still, nothing came to me. The Creators of Rick Majors and Seromine had put up some phenomenal chapters. Kelli's was never a disappointment, either, regardless of her own feelings of inadequacy or inferiority. I knew what she was capable of. This time it was I who...

"Are you finished with your inner monologue?" He looked impatiently at his watch. It was half past 300 words, and he had yet to have direction. "I simply must be on my way. Demons to catch and all."

My brow furrowed at his interruptions. I've watched enough cartoons to make his life a hell for as long as I wanted to, and get sadistic enjoyment from it. Sometimes power is a bad thing to have. Mayhap it's a thing best left for the next opportunity.