Post by SAM on Apr 10, 2017 21:46:17 GMT -5
Location: Inside the Lavish Residence of SAM; Living Room
DIXON: Bawws, I have the tapes ya was a-wantin'.
SAM: Just leave it there, Dixon. I'm busy.
DIXON: But Bawws...
SAM: Dixon, I'm busy. Can't you see I'm watching Wheel of Fortune? These people, these people Dixon, they keep yelling out the wrong letters. None of the letters are right. It's hilarious. I'm just sitting here saying WRONG! Unbelievable how WRONG they are. Incredible!
DIXON: ...But the...
SAM: WRONG! Ahaha! The phrase is, “Money Makes The World Go Round” Dixon. And she guessed a, “F,” what a moron. A “F” Dixon, can you believe it?
Dixon: ...The match against Whitey Fawd is next week an' ya ain't even start trainin', preppin', aw nothin' yet.
SAM: Oh, that's right. That wrestling thing. I haven't forgotten Dixon. Believe me- I plan on Making PCW Great Again. Even if those other fake wrestling companies are illegally stealing my material and passing it off as their own.
<SAM is sitting in a chair. But not just a chair. A large chair. An incredibly large chair. An incredibly large chair that is blue in color and expensive in price. And while SAM is sitting in that chair- that large, blue, expensive chair - his face, mostly covered by his rarely-removed super patriotic mask, unglues from the television - a 69 inch NAMEBRAND – and looks at Dixon.>
SAM: Can you believe it Dixon, really? These TALENTLESS hacks are stealing my ideas and are getting away with it because of Obama and his completely, completely illegal and criminal sanctions. But it's alright, Dixon, it's alright. We do what we will always do and that's move forward and inspire real change.
And the change that is needed to Make PCW Great Again is not to go back to...WRONG!
<SAM must have gotten distracted by the TV and his head spins back towards his NAMEBRAND.>
SAM: A “B?” Why would he guess a, “B?” What an idiot. Dixon, leave me be. Get it? Of course you do; It was funny.
Dixon: Ay'll just put the videos down by the doaw on my way out. See ya next week, Bawws.
SAM: Yeah, yeah. Solve the puzzle already!
Location: Inside the Lavish Residence of SAM; Bathroom
<The bathroom is grandiose- gold (or at least gold-plate) adorns the sinks, toilets, a separate standalone shower, faucets- everything. The bathtub is as large as a small pool and is filled with bubbling bubbles. The most bubbly bubbling bubbles that may have ever existed.
The large SAM sits in this bath of bubbly bubbling bubbles still wearing his mask; SAM never takes his mask off.- not even at home. Not even at home while he's watching Wheel of Fortune five days earlier when his "Mascot for the Masses" Dixon came by to drop off some tapes of Whitey Ford that he still hasn't watched yet.
Not even when he's splashing away in a gold bathtub full of bubbly bubbling bubbles.
Not even when he's splashing away in a gold bathtub full of bubbly bubbling bubbles and playing with his officially licensed PCW poseable action figures of High Tide and Grimm.>
Location: Outside the Lavish Residence of SAM; Front Gate
<A Hummer. A red, white, and blue painted Hummer pulls up to the front entrance of SAM's lavish residence, stopping at a large golden gate. A security guard steps into viewpoint and approaches the Hummer and in doing so Dixon can be seen as the driver of the Hummer. A second later and the Hummer pulls forward, the gate closing behind him.>
Location: Outside the Lavish Residence of SAM; Front of Home
<Seconds ago, a Hummer pulled up to the front curb of SAM's house. The building is actually more mansion-looking than house, but more House of Congress than the house on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
From out of the house steps SAM. SAM is looking rather spiffy in a finely tailored suit that really highlights his muscles. SAM is still wearing his mask. SAM looks good in a suit...and a mask. SAM also looks good wearing a suit while wearing a mask. It's all really positive stuff. His appearance that is.
SAM is now having Dixon get out of the Hummer and grab his suitcases. As Dixon loads, he speaks.>
Dixon: Arr ya ready foh tanight's match, Bawws?
SAM: Of course I am. But do me a favor, will you Dixon? Of course you will, you're a good guy.
Dixon: Sure thing, Bawws. What can I do foh ya?
SAM: Don't forget to bring those tapes I asked you for.
Dixon: Ay brung them ta ya last week, 'memba?
SAM: When?
Dixon: When ya was watchin' the Wheels of Fortune.
SAM: Oh that's right. Well, who needs them then? I've seen him fight enough. I know what I can do. I know what I will do. This contest isn't even going to be fair. It's really unfair, you know? Whitey, a former great, great competitor that has fallen so poorly.
He is long removed from World Title contention, I know. I have really important people telling me all kinds of things. And Whitey, he's washed up. He might not even make the Last Chance Battle Royal after I beat him tonight. That's how much of a loser he has become.
If PCW went another two years of Whitey Ford headlining matches, that place will implode and die. And I like that company, PCW, Dixon. Pure Class Wrestling was a great promotion well before the days of Whitey Ford. I will be the one who makes them great again. Let's go.
DIXON: Bawws, I have the tapes ya was a-wantin'.
SAM: Just leave it there, Dixon. I'm busy.
DIXON: But Bawws...
SAM: Dixon, I'm busy. Can't you see I'm watching Wheel of Fortune? These people, these people Dixon, they keep yelling out the wrong letters. None of the letters are right. It's hilarious. I'm just sitting here saying WRONG! Unbelievable how WRONG they are. Incredible!
DIXON: ...But the...
SAM: WRONG! Ahaha! The phrase is, “Money Makes The World Go Round” Dixon. And she guessed a, “F,” what a moron. A “F” Dixon, can you believe it?
Dixon: ...The match against Whitey Fawd is next week an' ya ain't even start trainin', preppin', aw nothin' yet.
SAM: Oh, that's right. That wrestling thing. I haven't forgotten Dixon. Believe me- I plan on Making PCW Great Again. Even if those other fake wrestling companies are illegally stealing my material and passing it off as their own.
<SAM is sitting in a chair. But not just a chair. A large chair. An incredibly large chair. An incredibly large chair that is blue in color and expensive in price. And while SAM is sitting in that chair- that large, blue, expensive chair - his face, mostly covered by his rarely-removed super patriotic mask, unglues from the television - a 69 inch NAMEBRAND – and looks at Dixon.>
SAM: Can you believe it Dixon, really? These TALENTLESS hacks are stealing my ideas and are getting away with it because of Obama and his completely, completely illegal and criminal sanctions. But it's alright, Dixon, it's alright. We do what we will always do and that's move forward and inspire real change.
And the change that is needed to Make PCW Great Again is not to go back to...WRONG!
<SAM must have gotten distracted by the TV and his head spins back towards his NAMEBRAND.>
SAM: A “B?” Why would he guess a, “B?” What an idiot. Dixon, leave me be. Get it? Of course you do; It was funny.
Dixon: Ay'll just put the videos down by the doaw on my way out. See ya next week, Bawws.
SAM: Yeah, yeah. Solve the puzzle already!
Location: Inside the Lavish Residence of SAM; Bathroom
<The bathroom is grandiose- gold (or at least gold-plate) adorns the sinks, toilets, a separate standalone shower, faucets- everything. The bathtub is as large as a small pool and is filled with bubbling bubbles. The most bubbly bubbling bubbles that may have ever existed.
The large SAM sits in this bath of bubbly bubbling bubbles still wearing his mask; SAM never takes his mask off.- not even at home. Not even at home while he's watching Wheel of Fortune five days earlier when his "Mascot for the Masses" Dixon came by to drop off some tapes of Whitey Ford that he still hasn't watched yet.
Not even when he's splashing away in a gold bathtub full of bubbly bubbling bubbles.
Not even when he's splashing away in a gold bathtub full of bubbly bubbling bubbles and playing with his officially licensed PCW poseable action figures of High Tide and Grimm.>
Location: Outside the Lavish Residence of SAM; Front Gate
<A Hummer. A red, white, and blue painted Hummer pulls up to the front entrance of SAM's lavish residence, stopping at a large golden gate. A security guard steps into viewpoint and approaches the Hummer and in doing so Dixon can be seen as the driver of the Hummer. A second later and the Hummer pulls forward, the gate closing behind him.>
Location: Outside the Lavish Residence of SAM; Front of Home
<Seconds ago, a Hummer pulled up to the front curb of SAM's house. The building is actually more mansion-looking than house, but more House of Congress than the house on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
From out of the house steps SAM. SAM is looking rather spiffy in a finely tailored suit that really highlights his muscles. SAM is still wearing his mask. SAM looks good in a suit...and a mask. SAM also looks good wearing a suit while wearing a mask. It's all really positive stuff. His appearance that is.
SAM is now having Dixon get out of the Hummer and grab his suitcases. As Dixon loads, he speaks.>
Dixon: Arr ya ready foh tanight's match, Bawws?
SAM: Of course I am. But do me a favor, will you Dixon? Of course you will, you're a good guy.
Dixon: Sure thing, Bawws. What can I do foh ya?
SAM: Don't forget to bring those tapes I asked you for.
Dixon: Ay brung them ta ya last week, 'memba?
SAM: When?
Dixon: When ya was watchin' the Wheels of Fortune.
SAM: Oh that's right. Well, who needs them then? I've seen him fight enough. I know what I can do. I know what I will do. This contest isn't even going to be fair. It's really unfair, you know? Whitey, a former great, great competitor that has fallen so poorly.
He is long removed from World Title contention, I know. I have really important people telling me all kinds of things. And Whitey, he's washed up. He might not even make the Last Chance Battle Royal after I beat him tonight. That's how much of a loser he has become.
If PCW went another two years of Whitey Ford headlining matches, that place will implode and die. And I like that company, PCW, Dixon. Pure Class Wrestling was a great promotion well before the days of Whitey Ford. I will be the one who makes them great again. Let's go.
