Post by Rick Majors on Oct 5, 2017 20:48:25 GMT -5
It was dark. Just dark. Darker than anyone could imagine. Even if I had lit candles it would not matter. There was no brightening up this scene. The Underground Title was gone, snatched from my hands before I could safely present it to the Lord himself. Loki is a bitter, vindictive man who only wants to hurt the Lord and, by extension, hurt all of us. He does not want humankind to be blessed with His presence. His life is sad and small and painful and he wants the same thing for everyone else.
Now the Underground Title, what was meant to be a gift of appreciation to the Lord Almighty, is being whored off as a prize in a tournament that no one deserves to win. I was never defeated for that title. I remain the rightful champion. I deserve to hold that belt again. And I will.
But there are more pressing matters to attend to at the moment. Another crime has taken place. Another symbol of the Lord’s power has been stolen. Kyle Shane walks around with the North American Title. Like a victory in a video game aided by a cheat code, he flaunts his ill-gotten gains in front of the world. But he is not a champion. He is a sinner. He used a Game Genie or a GameShark or whatever it is kids use these days when they don’t want to work for something. He’s a hacker who took the easy way out. And yet, because we live in a society that honours sin and does not respect the value of hard work, he gets to call himself champion.
Kids these days.
And yet it gets worse. Despite having both of my championships stolen on national television, I soldiered on, determined not to allow the hatred and evil that plagues the world to seep into my heart. And then the crooked Loki took things a step further. In his infinite “wisdom” he decided that I – a man of God, a man who respects the word of the Lord and who lives his life based on His principles – should be forced against my will to team up with a drunk who has very likely never read a book before.
What did he expect to happen? Is he an idiot or just truly mad with power? Of course, everything degenerated into violence and chaos! Maybe he wanted that. Maybe Loki is so bored with his own life that he needed to see something like that just to help him feel something. Or maybe I was right when I speculated that he’s an idiot.
But it didn’t matter. It didn’t matter because finally, FINALLY, He was there! The Lord returned! The Lord returned to set things right. He opened up the heavens and let the light shine down upon us all. And it was glorious. It was everything that I had dreamed it would be and more. He was there. We stood side-by-side. We wasted no time in vanquishing the cheater, the pretender to my championship. He was thrown aside like the garbage that he is and I followed him to ensure that his depravity did not taint this beautiful moment. The Lord has Risen!
A war had broken out that at first appeared overwhelming, but it was not the end. Such things happened, but we should not have been alarmed. We should have trusted the Lord. Never lose hope. When He was ready, He returned. He came and got me, just as He had always promised.
He arrived at an hour when He was not expected, teaching us that we must always be ready for Him, that we must always be open to accepting His teachings. And now that He has returned, we will always be with Him in mind, body, and in spirit.
The time has come for Grimm and Whitey Ford to suffer. The end will come for them. For too long they have been engaged in a petty dispute, locked in an unwinnable war against one another. They have focused on mutual destruction for their own personal gain. The Lord will put a stop to their nonsense. And He will put a stop to them. How wonderful it will be to watch him decimate both of those wretched sinners at the same time.
Oh, this is a truly blessed moment that we are about to witness.
At Deadly Intentions, I will regain the North American Title that should have never been taken from me. I have been the rightful champion this entire time and soon the physical belt will be back in my hands. Then, Lord Seromine will strike down both Grimm and Whitey Ford, finally officially claiming the Pure Class Wrestling World Championship. We will stand side-by-side at the mountaintop, holding our titles in the air, and the world will then have no choice but to believe the word of the Lord.
That is how sick our society is. They have not listened to the Lord’s words. They have not watched as He preached love and acceptance. They have not believed as they saw Him perform miracles and save tortured souls. All they care about is fame and money and gold. Well, when I stand alongside the Lord and we hold the two most treasured symbols in this industry aloft, they will have no choice any longer. The glory of the Lord will be laid out in front of them for all to see. He will show them, in their own terms, that everything He has said since the beginning has been right.
And that is not all.
Then comes the Deadly Rumble. That event will be the final piece of our glorious victory. The winner will be named the number one contender for the World Title. The runner-up will be number one contender for the North American Title. And that is where our plan will finally be complete. I will, at the time, of course, be the reigning North American Champion. Seromine will, of course, be the reigning World Champion. He will, of course, win the Deadly Rumble and, if the Lord allows it, I will be the runner up. We will be the top contenders for our own championships.
Loki, you thought you were so smart when you started passing out title shots like they were STDs, but we have already outsmarted you. We will laugh as we watch your plan crumble at your feet. This company is not yours. It is the Lord’s. It has always been the Lord’s.
Now is our time to prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Praise Seromine.
Praise the Lord.
Now the Underground Title, what was meant to be a gift of appreciation to the Lord Almighty, is being whored off as a prize in a tournament that no one deserves to win. I was never defeated for that title. I remain the rightful champion. I deserve to hold that belt again. And I will.
But there are more pressing matters to attend to at the moment. Another crime has taken place. Another symbol of the Lord’s power has been stolen. Kyle Shane walks around with the North American Title. Like a victory in a video game aided by a cheat code, he flaunts his ill-gotten gains in front of the world. But he is not a champion. He is a sinner. He used a Game Genie or a GameShark or whatever it is kids use these days when they don’t want to work for something. He’s a hacker who took the easy way out. And yet, because we live in a society that honours sin and does not respect the value of hard work, he gets to call himself champion.
Kids these days.
And yet it gets worse. Despite having both of my championships stolen on national television, I soldiered on, determined not to allow the hatred and evil that plagues the world to seep into my heart. And then the crooked Loki took things a step further. In his infinite “wisdom” he decided that I – a man of God, a man who respects the word of the Lord and who lives his life based on His principles – should be forced against my will to team up with a drunk who has very likely never read a book before.
What did he expect to happen? Is he an idiot or just truly mad with power? Of course, everything degenerated into violence and chaos! Maybe he wanted that. Maybe Loki is so bored with his own life that he needed to see something like that just to help him feel something. Or maybe I was right when I speculated that he’s an idiot.
But it didn’t matter. It didn’t matter because finally, FINALLY, He was there! The Lord returned! The Lord returned to set things right. He opened up the heavens and let the light shine down upon us all. And it was glorious. It was everything that I had dreamed it would be and more. He was there. We stood side-by-side. We wasted no time in vanquishing the cheater, the pretender to my championship. He was thrown aside like the garbage that he is and I followed him to ensure that his depravity did not taint this beautiful moment. The Lord has Risen!
A war had broken out that at first appeared overwhelming, but it was not the end. Such things happened, but we should not have been alarmed. We should have trusted the Lord. Never lose hope. When He was ready, He returned. He came and got me, just as He had always promised.
He arrived at an hour when He was not expected, teaching us that we must always be ready for Him, that we must always be open to accepting His teachings. And now that He has returned, we will always be with Him in mind, body, and in spirit.
The time has come for Grimm and Whitey Ford to suffer. The end will come for them. For too long they have been engaged in a petty dispute, locked in an unwinnable war against one another. They have focused on mutual destruction for their own personal gain. The Lord will put a stop to their nonsense. And He will put a stop to them. How wonderful it will be to watch him decimate both of those wretched sinners at the same time.
Oh, this is a truly blessed moment that we are about to witness.
At Deadly Intentions, I will regain the North American Title that should have never been taken from me. I have been the rightful champion this entire time and soon the physical belt will be back in my hands. Then, Lord Seromine will strike down both Grimm and Whitey Ford, finally officially claiming the Pure Class Wrestling World Championship. We will stand side-by-side at the mountaintop, holding our titles in the air, and the world will then have no choice but to believe the word of the Lord.
That is how sick our society is. They have not listened to the Lord’s words. They have not watched as He preached love and acceptance. They have not believed as they saw Him perform miracles and save tortured souls. All they care about is fame and money and gold. Well, when I stand alongside the Lord and we hold the two most treasured symbols in this industry aloft, they will have no choice any longer. The glory of the Lord will be laid out in front of them for all to see. He will show them, in their own terms, that everything He has said since the beginning has been right.
And that is not all.
Then comes the Deadly Rumble. That event will be the final piece of our glorious victory. The winner will be named the number one contender for the World Title. The runner-up will be number one contender for the North American Title. And that is where our plan will finally be complete. I will, at the time, of course, be the reigning North American Champion. Seromine will, of course, be the reigning World Champion. He will, of course, win the Deadly Rumble and, if the Lord allows it, I will be the runner up. We will be the top contenders for our own championships.
Loki, you thought you were so smart when you started passing out title shots like they were STDs, but we have already outsmarted you. We will laugh as we watch your plan crumble at your feet. This company is not yours. It is the Lord’s. It has always been the Lord’s.
Now is our time to prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Praise Seromine.
Praise the Lord.
