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Post by Holden Ross on Nov 4, 2019 17:38:53 GMT -5
“This is the “Canvas Crawler” podcast and I am your host, Chris “don’t-call-me-Bob” Seger, and tonight we have a doozy for you! We will discuss breaking news from around the American Independent scene, review a classic show from Empire State Wrestling from two thousand….eight…I believe. Our live interview will have Holden Ross, Pure Class Wrestling’s Underground King! He is calling in and is going to discuss current happenings with him, his new three man faction, Pandaemoniom, as well as this growing rivalry with Rick “The Impact” Majors. And to wrap things up we will be taking a look a No Limits Championship Wrestling megastar, Violent A. From his Insane Clown Posse inspired gimmick to his reign in “Absolution,” and finally to what he is doing in retirement. Stay tuned for more after these quick words from our sponsor…”
The show’s theme music, “Hollywood Nights” by THE Bob Seger trails off into a commercial for a murder mystery subscription service. It's nearly an hour and a half into the show when he finally makes it to Holden.
“Here were are folks, on the line we have the P.C.W. Underground Champion, Holden Ross! Holden, thank you for calling in!” Chris is genuinely excited to have Holden on his show again. “You have the honor and distinction to have been on this podcast more than anyone else in wrestling!”
“Wow, it’s like winning a Dundie…” is Holden’s response. Occasionally throughout the show, the sound of percolating liquid can be heard from Holden's end of the line as well as the steady thumping of bass.
“Sure! Hey, Holden, are you at a party or something?” Chris gives a forced laugh that would be hard to miss as fake.
“I’m in my office, in the basement of my strip club….is that why you called me, Chris? To ask if I was at a party? I'm a busy guy! I got shit to do!”
“Holden, uhm, let’s talk about your most recent match at “All Hallows Eve.” You nearly killed Rick Majors! The rivalry between you two seems to be reaching a boiling point. I guess what I’m wondering is this; what do you have against the man who, by all accounts, got you into Pure Class Wre-“
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let’s put that baby to rest right now! Rick didn’t do anything but play pivot man in introducing me to Seromine. I do owe him some gratitude for that but otherwise he didn't do a damn thing. My father, Frank, is the one who contacted Loki and got me into P.C.W. Frank introduced me to Rick, who introduced me to Seromine. That’s all Rick did….”
Chris is silent for a moment and papers can be heard rustling and shuffling.
“At “All Hallows Eve” you led your team to victory; obviously you see your team being victorious in your match at Trauma but, do you see it ending the same way?”
Holden coughs a few seconds after the sound of the percolating water.
“Brenna is saddled with a partner who doesn’t realize he is past his prime and who doesn’t realize he has served his purpose. He is like the veteran quarterback who doesn’t wanna give up his spot on the roster. In Rick’s case, however, since he doesn’t wanna step aside, I’m gonna push his aside. It's time guys like him, Grimm, and Stormm learn that they are meant for pasture. If they don’t go willingly…you drag em kicking and screaming…”
More percolating water and more coughing from Holden's end.
“Holden, one last question; you have promised this reign as Underground King will be the most violent reign in company history. Will that violence spill over into this weeks match?”
“Chris, that's a quick and easy answer. Simply put, yes. This is going to hurt Rick a lot more than it’s gonna hurt me. If Brenna is smart, she backs out of this match; fakes the flu, has her period, got knocked up. I don’t give a shit what her excuse is….she had best stay away for her own welfare….”
Chris wraps things up.
“Thanks, Holden, for calling in. Maybe soon you could leave me a couple tickets at the box office? Maybe have me backstage with you and the other members of Pandaemoniom?”
“We'll see….”
Chris is audibly thrilled as he goes to commercial.
“Once again, thank you to Holden Ross! You are the greatest, man! And coming up after the break will be our “Where are they Now?” piece on the one and only, Violent A.”
The show’s theme music, “Hollywood Nights” by THE Bob Seger trails off into a commercial for a murder mystery subscription service. It's nearly an hour and a half into the show when he finally makes it to Holden.
“Here were are folks, on the line we have the P.C.W. Underground Champion, Holden Ross! Holden, thank you for calling in!” Chris is genuinely excited to have Holden on his show again. “You have the honor and distinction to have been on this podcast more than anyone else in wrestling!”
“Wow, it’s like winning a Dundie…” is Holden’s response. Occasionally throughout the show, the sound of percolating liquid can be heard from Holden's end of the line as well as the steady thumping of bass.
“Sure! Hey, Holden, are you at a party or something?” Chris gives a forced laugh that would be hard to miss as fake.
“I’m in my office, in the basement of my strip club….is that why you called me, Chris? To ask if I was at a party? I'm a busy guy! I got shit to do!”
“Holden, uhm, let’s talk about your most recent match at “All Hallows Eve.” You nearly killed Rick Majors! The rivalry between you two seems to be reaching a boiling point. I guess what I’m wondering is this; what do you have against the man who, by all accounts, got you into Pure Class Wre-“
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let’s put that baby to rest right now! Rick didn’t do anything but play pivot man in introducing me to Seromine. I do owe him some gratitude for that but otherwise he didn't do a damn thing. My father, Frank, is the one who contacted Loki and got me into P.C.W. Frank introduced me to Rick, who introduced me to Seromine. That’s all Rick did….”
Chris is silent for a moment and papers can be heard rustling and shuffling.
“At “All Hallows Eve” you led your team to victory; obviously you see your team being victorious in your match at Trauma but, do you see it ending the same way?”
Holden coughs a few seconds after the sound of the percolating water.
“Brenna is saddled with a partner who doesn’t realize he is past his prime and who doesn’t realize he has served his purpose. He is like the veteran quarterback who doesn’t wanna give up his spot on the roster. In Rick’s case, however, since he doesn’t wanna step aside, I’m gonna push his aside. It's time guys like him, Grimm, and Stormm learn that they are meant for pasture. If they don’t go willingly…you drag em kicking and screaming…”
More percolating water and more coughing from Holden's end.
“Holden, one last question; you have promised this reign as Underground King will be the most violent reign in company history. Will that violence spill over into this weeks match?”
“Chris, that's a quick and easy answer. Simply put, yes. This is going to hurt Rick a lot more than it’s gonna hurt me. If Brenna is smart, she backs out of this match; fakes the flu, has her period, got knocked up. I don’t give a shit what her excuse is….she had best stay away for her own welfare….”
Chris wraps things up.
“Thanks, Holden, for calling in. Maybe soon you could leave me a couple tickets at the box office? Maybe have me backstage with you and the other members of Pandaemoniom?”
“We'll see….”
Chris is audibly thrilled as he goes to commercial.
“Once again, thank you to Holden Ross! You are the greatest, man! And coming up after the break will be our “Where are they Now?” piece on the one and only, Violent A.”