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Jan 14, 2020 19:53:07 GMT -5
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Post by Holden Ross on Jan 14, 2020 19:53:07 GMT -5
“..and with the code “CanvasCrawler” you can save thirty percent on your first order at Audible dot com. I love to read and just don’t have the time anymore and I personally use this service to listen to my favorite authors while editing my podcast.” The show returns from the ad break and its host, Chris Seger, introduces his guest. “Welcome back to the show! Our returning guest needs no introduction, but I’ll give him one anyways; he is the two time, and current, Pure Class Wrestling Underground King! He is apart of the most hated duo in the company and won their “Breakout Star” award just last month. Ladies and germs, I am proud, and honored, to bring you our most featured guest to the show. Coming live from San Louis Obispo via Skype; he is the “Human Wrecking Ball,” Holden Ross!”
“Spiders” by Billy Corgan, Holden’s entrance music, is played briefly to introduce him.
“Thanks, Chris, I’m glad to be back on the show.”
“So much has happened since I last had you on; namely, the formation on Pandæmonium with yourself, David Hunter, and the “Hollywood Hero” Gerard Angelo as well as the recent announcement that David has been injured. Have you talked to David recently?”
“I have.” Holden replies. “He is in good spirits and will hopefully be back sooner rather than later.”
“And Gerry? Are you two still going to work together?”
“Of course. Pandæmonium is still going strong; even if it is just me and Gerry. It is just a matter of time before my boy is World Champ.”
“Speaking of Championships, this week you defend your crown against your biggest rival in P.C.W., Rick Majors. Will Majors make an Impact and walk out of Trauma with the Underground crown?” Chris asks.
“Hmph” is Holden’s initial reply. “Ya know what, Chris? I have a ton of respect for Rick. A grip. I mean, the fucking guy won’t die! And I swear to Christ Loki must hate him…”
“Loki is the companies president, correct?”
“Yeah, he musta pissed off Loki cause this match is a “Last Man Standing” match. The Man that Death forgot is in a falls count anywhere match with the “Human Wrecking Ball,” in a match that is tailor made for me. He has experience, as in cumulative years in the ring, versus my size, power, and my love for violence. I am going to go above and beyond in my efforts to cripple Rick Majors, the man formally known as “Gabriel.”
“He is the one who got you into the business, is he not?” Chris asks.
“My Father, Frank, got in touch with Rick and the ball got rolling. Rick was known as “Gabriel” then and was the failing lackey for Seromine. He had to sit back and watch as Seromine's favor and love was bestowed upon me while he was left out in the cold. I get it, that had to hurt his pride, being cast aside like yesterdays newspaper. He hand Tyler. Both had to watch as I rose to prominence. And he has had to continue to watch as I moved on and linked up with David.
He watched as we ended careers. He watched as I reclaimed my Throne. And was his envy overwhelmed him, he decided to make his move, and entered into war with me. So far, Chris, it hasn’t worked out so well for him. I’ve beaten the piss out of him repeatedly; he’s either too stupid or too brain damaged to realize he needs to stay down and, if he did, the beatings would stop. But his pride will bring him down to the ring this week. It’s that Pride that’s going to end up leaving him a cripple, unable to play with his kids, or recognize their faces…”
“It is guaranteed to be a brutal contest, for sure, on the first show of twenty-twenty; the ninth anniversary show! The other match on the card is Cory Steel facing off against High Tide for the opportunity to be the number one contender to Dominator's North American Championship. Who do you think will come out the victor?”
Holden lets out a sigh.
“Neither of them have been around, active, in awhile. Now they are returning and get hot shotted to a number one contendership?! If you ask me, neither of these guys are qualified to carry my bags, let alone deserve an opportunity at that belt. That’s what happens though, Chris, when you’re an asshole.”
“What’s that, Holden?” Chris ponders.
“You get overlooked. I am the Underground King. I was voted both “Most Hated” as well as “Breakout Star.” These two didn’t even get a pinfall on twenty-nineteen! it's ludicrous….”
“Well Holden, it looks like our time is up. Congratulations on the accolades as well as your reign as Underground King and good luck this week against Rick “the Impact” Majors!”
“Thanks Chris.”
“P.C.W. Trauma's ninth anniversary extravaganza is this Friday, only on TBS. Which, by the way, is a new partnership for the company so congrats to them as well. And when we come back from the break we will feature a former stablemate of Holden's Father, Frank Merritt. In our “Where are they Now?” segment we take a look at Ash Fierro, the leader of the “Four-Twenty Flock.” Stay tuned…..”
“Spiders” by Billy Corgan, Holden’s entrance music, is played briefly to introduce him.
“Thanks, Chris, I’m glad to be back on the show.”
“So much has happened since I last had you on; namely, the formation on Pandæmonium with yourself, David Hunter, and the “Hollywood Hero” Gerard Angelo as well as the recent announcement that David has been injured. Have you talked to David recently?”
“I have.” Holden replies. “He is in good spirits and will hopefully be back sooner rather than later.”
“And Gerry? Are you two still going to work together?”
“Of course. Pandæmonium is still going strong; even if it is just me and Gerry. It is just a matter of time before my boy is World Champ.”
“Speaking of Championships, this week you defend your crown against your biggest rival in P.C.W., Rick Majors. Will Majors make an Impact and walk out of Trauma with the Underground crown?” Chris asks.
“Hmph” is Holden’s initial reply. “Ya know what, Chris? I have a ton of respect for Rick. A grip. I mean, the fucking guy won’t die! And I swear to Christ Loki must hate him…”
“Loki is the companies president, correct?”
“Yeah, he musta pissed off Loki cause this match is a “Last Man Standing” match. The Man that Death forgot is in a falls count anywhere match with the “Human Wrecking Ball,” in a match that is tailor made for me. He has experience, as in cumulative years in the ring, versus my size, power, and my love for violence. I am going to go above and beyond in my efforts to cripple Rick Majors, the man formally known as “Gabriel.”
“He is the one who got you into the business, is he not?” Chris asks.
“My Father, Frank, got in touch with Rick and the ball got rolling. Rick was known as “Gabriel” then and was the failing lackey for Seromine. He had to sit back and watch as Seromine's favor and love was bestowed upon me while he was left out in the cold. I get it, that had to hurt his pride, being cast aside like yesterdays newspaper. He hand Tyler. Both had to watch as I rose to prominence. And he has had to continue to watch as I moved on and linked up with David.
He watched as we ended careers. He watched as I reclaimed my Throne. And was his envy overwhelmed him, he decided to make his move, and entered into war with me. So far, Chris, it hasn’t worked out so well for him. I’ve beaten the piss out of him repeatedly; he’s either too stupid or too brain damaged to realize he needs to stay down and, if he did, the beatings would stop. But his pride will bring him down to the ring this week. It’s that Pride that’s going to end up leaving him a cripple, unable to play with his kids, or recognize their faces…”
“It is guaranteed to be a brutal contest, for sure, on the first show of twenty-twenty; the ninth anniversary show! The other match on the card is Cory Steel facing off against High Tide for the opportunity to be the number one contender to Dominator's North American Championship. Who do you think will come out the victor?”
Holden lets out a sigh.
“Neither of them have been around, active, in awhile. Now they are returning and get hot shotted to a number one contendership?! If you ask me, neither of these guys are qualified to carry my bags, let alone deserve an opportunity at that belt. That’s what happens though, Chris, when you’re an asshole.”
“What’s that, Holden?” Chris ponders.
“You get overlooked. I am the Underground King. I was voted both “Most Hated” as well as “Breakout Star.” These two didn’t even get a pinfall on twenty-nineteen! it's ludicrous….”
“Well Holden, it looks like our time is up. Congratulations on the accolades as well as your reign as Underground King and good luck this week against Rick “the Impact” Majors!”
“Thanks Chris.”
“P.C.W. Trauma's ninth anniversary extravaganza is this Friday, only on TBS. Which, by the way, is a new partnership for the company so congrats to them as well. And when we come back from the break we will feature a former stablemate of Holden's Father, Frank Merritt. In our “Where are they Now?” segment we take a look at Ash Fierro, the leader of the “Four-Twenty Flock.” Stay tuned…..”