Post by Texas Tim on Aug 24, 2020 23:05:31 GMT -5
The scene opens in a bar. There are cattle literally everywhere. One of them moos. Then another one. Soon every cow is mooing. The sound of spurs crunching on the pavement is heard and the cows shut up. It's time to be quiet and get in line. Texas Tim is here. He speaks.
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
He settles down on a hay bale and continues.
"I've been played a fool for a while now in PCW. I've been beaten up and made fun of and laughed at. But it's all gonna end now, ya hear that?"
He glances over at a cow. It moos. He gives it a sturn look. It stops mooing.
"Ya see, Texas is known for a few things. Cows..."
He gestures to the cows.
"... oil, really thick toast, big hats, football, toughness, and that's just some of it. But cowboys are some of the toughest ol' guys you'll ever meet, let me tell ya."
He nods.
"And I'm cowboy tough. You can count on that. Plus now I'm madder than a wet hen and ready and rarin' to go. So watch out. I'm gonna win this here upcomin' match and I'm gonna enter the Deadly Rumble last. And when I win that, I hope ol' Jason Willard is holdin' that big shiny belt, cuz I wanna beat him for it."
Texas Tim stands up and walks through the cattle. Not one dares to moo. He tips his hat before walking away.
"Texas Forever."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
He settles down on a hay bale and continues.
"I've been played a fool for a while now in PCW. I've been beaten up and made fun of and laughed at. But it's all gonna end now, ya hear that?"
He glances over at a cow. It moos. He gives it a sturn look. It stops mooing.
"Ya see, Texas is known for a few things. Cows..."
He gestures to the cows.
"... oil, really thick toast, big hats, football, toughness, and that's just some of it. But cowboys are some of the toughest ol' guys you'll ever meet, let me tell ya."
He nods.
"And I'm cowboy tough. You can count on that. Plus now I'm madder than a wet hen and ready and rarin' to go. So watch out. I'm gonna win this here upcomin' match and I'm gonna enter the Deadly Rumble last. And when I win that, I hope ol' Jason Willard is holdin' that big shiny belt, cuz I wanna beat him for it."
Texas Tim stands up and walks through the cattle. Not one dares to moo. He tips his hat before walking away.
"Texas Forever."
