Post by Texas Tim on Jan 11, 2021 9:26:00 GMT -5
Cows. Cows as far as the eye can see. You may think you have seen a lot of cows before, but you haven't seen this many cows. You're not a cowboy, you couldn't handle this many cows. In fact, few cowboys could. But, obviously, Texas Tim could. He's the best at it. Just ask the cows. Sure, they'd just say some variation of "Mooooo," but you'd be able to tell what they mean by the way they say it. And what they mean is "Texas Tim is the best when it comes to handling cows as well as in many other areas."
Speaking of Texas Tim, there he is, out with the cows. He's wearing his usual cowboy git up and he has a big smile on his face as he begins to speak.
"Howdy, yall! Woo wee! This is exciting! Ten years of Trauma! If you didn't know what this here show was, the phrase 'ten years of trauma' sounds bad, but believe you me, it's good! This is darn sure an exciting time! Yessir, there's gonna be more excitement than you can shake a stick at. And you know that ol' Texas Tim is ready and rarin’ to go for this!"
"But that doesn't mean it's gonna be easy. I mean, look at the other guys in this match! This one's gonna be hotter than a burnin' stump, I'll tell ya what! First you got my boy Razor, we've been through some battles before that's for sure! Then we've got the team of Holden Ross and Gerard Angelo. Those are some big tough guys who like to hurt people. They don't stop at nothin' when it comes to causin' pain and causin' trouble. Yessir, it seems like they're always in a horn-tossin' mood, I'll tell ya what. And then good ol' Grimm, the nastiest hombre you're ever gonna meet."
"This is gonna be one of the toughest times I've ever been through in PCW. But I ain't no timid pony. I'm not afraid at all. I'm lookin' forward to it. Whoever wins this here match is certainly gonna rocket themselves right up the charts. You survive this match and come out the winner, you show the world that you can ride the rough string. Not even the suits up in that big PCW office will be able to deny that you're a three-jump cowboy with plenty of notches on your gun! And I'm gonna win!"
"Well, I gotta get back to the cows, but I'll see all you boys at Trauma, alright? Texas Forever."
Texas Tim is certainly a man of his word, so he goes right back to the cows. And the cows are happy to see him. You can tell by the way they moo.
Speaking of Texas Tim, there he is, out with the cows. He's wearing his usual cowboy git up and he has a big smile on his face as he begins to speak.
"Howdy, yall! Woo wee! This is exciting! Ten years of Trauma! If you didn't know what this here show was, the phrase 'ten years of trauma' sounds bad, but believe you me, it's good! This is darn sure an exciting time! Yessir, there's gonna be more excitement than you can shake a stick at. And you know that ol' Texas Tim is ready and rarin’ to go for this!"
"But that doesn't mean it's gonna be easy. I mean, look at the other guys in this match! This one's gonna be hotter than a burnin' stump, I'll tell ya what! First you got my boy Razor, we've been through some battles before that's for sure! Then we've got the team of Holden Ross and Gerard Angelo. Those are some big tough guys who like to hurt people. They don't stop at nothin' when it comes to causin' pain and causin' trouble. Yessir, it seems like they're always in a horn-tossin' mood, I'll tell ya what. And then good ol' Grimm, the nastiest hombre you're ever gonna meet."
"This is gonna be one of the toughest times I've ever been through in PCW. But I ain't no timid pony. I'm not afraid at all. I'm lookin' forward to it. Whoever wins this here match is certainly gonna rocket themselves right up the charts. You survive this match and come out the winner, you show the world that you can ride the rough string. Not even the suits up in that big PCW office will be able to deny that you're a three-jump cowboy with plenty of notches on your gun! And I'm gonna win!"
"Well, I gotta get back to the cows, but I'll see all you boys at Trauma, alright? Texas Forever."
Texas Tim is certainly a man of his word, so he goes right back to the cows. And the cows are happy to see him. You can tell by the way they moo.
