Post by Texas Tim on Feb 9, 2021 19:54:37 GMT -5
No cows. This isn't the time for cows. Cows are for happy times. Cows are for celebrations. Cows are for carefree afternoons with a beer in your hand and the wind blowing through your hair. This isn't one of those times. This is serious. This is very serious. Texas Tim knows that. He's preparing. He's working hard. He's jogging around the ranch to get his heart rate up. That's where we at now.
Hoo wee! This is a big doggy, ain't it? Trauma Love Hurts! Woo! What a night! And I got a big challenge this time, I'll tell ya what! Three guys who are fightin' and a feudin' over the big daddy, the PCW World Title! And now they comin' after me! But don't you worry 'bout ol' Texas Tim. You might could just say that I've never been more prepared. I'm ready and rarin’ to go. Look how hard I'm workin'. I've been at this all day. Sweatin' and huffin' and puffin' and by the time Trauma rolls around I'll sure as heck be in the best darn shape of my life!
And I'll need to be! Ya know, there's a reason Stormm's held that big title for so long. And there's a reason why Gerard Angelo and Grimm are the top contenders. All those men got more guts than you could hang on a fence. They're some of the most successful guys in PCW history and I'm darn certain they're the most talented guys we got right now.
But they're also cocky folk. I mean, Stormm's the champ, but y'all know he broke his arm patting himself on the back. And Angelo? He ain't much better. He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow. As for Grimm, he's different. He don't say as much. But he's gotta have an ego, he's just quiet 'bout it. He knows who he is and that's meaner than a skilletful of rattlesnakes. All together, it's gonna be a tough group to battle, that's for sure. As a group, they're so mean they'd steal the nickels off a dead man’s eyes.
But that's okay. Texas Tim doesn't back down from a challenge. I got plenty of notches on my gun and I never leave a fight. Plus, I got two champions beside me.
Rick Majors ain't so spring chicken, but he's as tough as shoe leather, let me tell ya what. A lot a people say he's a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic, but sometimes you need that attitude when you're a wrassler. And Loki, the North American champ? Man, he's a legend, let me tell ya what. He's shot more buck deer than any other man in Texas.
So yeah, despite the challenge, I feel darn good. If I felt any better, I’d drop my harp plumb through the cloud. That's right. Uh huh, we're ready to go. The time for jaw jackin' is done, son. It's time to fight. And we're gonna git r done, that's for sure. Texas Forever!
Texas Tim continues jogging. That's how serious he is. He hasn't stopped jogging. You don't want to mess with a man who jogs this much. Especially if that man's from the Great State of Texas.
Hoo wee! This is a big doggy, ain't it? Trauma Love Hurts! Woo! What a night! And I got a big challenge this time, I'll tell ya what! Three guys who are fightin' and a feudin' over the big daddy, the PCW World Title! And now they comin' after me! But don't you worry 'bout ol' Texas Tim. You might could just say that I've never been more prepared. I'm ready and rarin’ to go. Look how hard I'm workin'. I've been at this all day. Sweatin' and huffin' and puffin' and by the time Trauma rolls around I'll sure as heck be in the best darn shape of my life!
And I'll need to be! Ya know, there's a reason Stormm's held that big title for so long. And there's a reason why Gerard Angelo and Grimm are the top contenders. All those men got more guts than you could hang on a fence. They're some of the most successful guys in PCW history and I'm darn certain they're the most talented guys we got right now.
But they're also cocky folk. I mean, Stormm's the champ, but y'all know he broke his arm patting himself on the back. And Angelo? He ain't much better. He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow. As for Grimm, he's different. He don't say as much. But he's gotta have an ego, he's just quiet 'bout it. He knows who he is and that's meaner than a skilletful of rattlesnakes. All together, it's gonna be a tough group to battle, that's for sure. As a group, they're so mean they'd steal the nickels off a dead man’s eyes.
But that's okay. Texas Tim doesn't back down from a challenge. I got plenty of notches on my gun and I never leave a fight. Plus, I got two champions beside me.
Rick Majors ain't so spring chicken, but he's as tough as shoe leather, let me tell ya what. A lot a people say he's a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic, but sometimes you need that attitude when you're a wrassler. And Loki, the North American champ? Man, he's a legend, let me tell ya what. He's shot more buck deer than any other man in Texas.
So yeah, despite the challenge, I feel darn good. If I felt any better, I’d drop my harp plumb through the cloud. That's right. Uh huh, we're ready to go. The time for jaw jackin' is done, son. It's time to fight. And we're gonna git r done, that's for sure. Texas Forever!
Texas Tim continues jogging. That's how serious he is. He hasn't stopped jogging. You don't want to mess with a man who jogs this much. Especially if that man's from the Great State of Texas.
