Post by Ace Anderson on Oct 11, 2005 17:43:51 GMT -5
- The scene opens as the camera pans around the outside of a large hardware/home appliance store in the middle of Boston. The rain is coming down relatively hard, and the sky is overcast in a disgusting shade of grey. People are running between the store and their vehicles, trying to avoid the rain as much as possible. A 2005 Mustang pulls up, and Ace Anderson climbs out. He is wearing a red Adidas track suit and his Air Zoom Vick III's. He walks to the door of the hardware store, the rain rolling off his shoulders and back. He walks in the door, and the camera follows. He shakes his head and a bit of water comes out of his tight afro. He looks to the camera, and makes a gesture for it to follow him. The inside of the hardware store can now be seen as the camera follows Ace. There is rows upon rows of things that would be useful around the house, and multiple sections devoted to certain aspects of home improvement and hardware. Ace turns and begins to walk backwards so he is in full view of the camera. -
Ace: So here we are at this little quick stop for hardware, and Greatness would like to take this opportunity to help the fans of PCW in picking out some things they should keep around the home in case of emergency.
- Ace stops in the tools section, and he puts his hand to his chin. He scratches it for a second, thinking about what he is going to do. He knows why he is here, but isn't sure of how to go about it. All of a sudden, it hits him, and then he picks up a roberston screwdriver. -
Ace: You see here, Mister Anderson has found the perfect item to keep around, just in case you need to make a couple of puncture wounds in your neck and or throat. When you're feeling down because Mister Anderson is beating the fan favourite into a bloody pulp, keep this next to your television, and he'll tell you when to use it. It will follow right after he hits them with A Touch of Greatness. That's when you grab the friggin thing and start stabbing away. Leave a note that says, Ace Anderson made me do it, he's just too damn Great.
- Ace chuckles a bit and then places the screwdriver back onto the shelf. He checks the surrounding objects, sees something he likes, but decides against it. He reaches for something else, but pauses. -
Ace: Speaking of Greatness, Ace Anderson has to wrestle LoKi at Living a Legacy. Mister Anderson has just been informed that this match will not only be the finals of the Icemann Invitational, but also, it will be for LoKi's North American title. It's about time Ace Anderson got a shot at a singles title, he's deserved it since his third week in this company. Not only does he get a shot at the North American title, but he also is going to win a shot at the World Champ, whichever pathetic excuse for talent happens to walk out with it after Living a Legacy. But now, he'll get back to helping you, the fans, because, the fans truly love Mister Anderson, even though he hates them all with passion so great.
- Ace continues on down the aisle, surveying the items on the shelves, until he lets out a small laugh. He picks up another appliance, a battery powered drill. He presses the button a few times and the drill spins. He starts up the drill and places it to the shelf. The drill goes through, and Ace Anderon looks to the camera, seemingly impressed. He drills another hole, then he looks up to the camera, holding the drill and turning it on and off. -
Ace: Well you see here fans, this drill could be used to drill a hole in your head, or any other body part that you may see fit, for the moment that Greatness himself, Ace Anderson walks out of Living a Legacy with the North American title, and a shot at the World Championship. You're going to want to drill a hole right in your skull once you come to the realization that Greatness is eventually going to own every major title in this business. He'd even defend three titles in one event, and hold both of the tag team titles on his own. That's how great he is. Ace Anderson equals ratings, contrary to popular belief that Landon Divine is the formula for ratings, so as soon as the ownership finds that out, they'll give him a shot at the International title as well. He already beat Gaz and Javi by himself, so why not do it again?
- Ace sets the drill back where he got it from, and moves on down the line. He comes to a spot on the wall with a variety of levels and such, some the fancy kind with the lasers and some the old school ones with the bubble in them. He picks one of the expensive ones with the lasers that go both ways, and he takes one down. -
Ace: You know, Ace just might need this, so he can get his shelf straight on the wall to hold his Icemann Invitational trophy. Maybe some of the fans out there could use one to, although you could never afford this one you poor sons-of-bitches, so you can put your Pathetic Piece of Trash of the Year trophy up on a shelf. Then again, you might not want it, you'd probably feel better about yourself if the only thing you've ever earned, by being a total douchebag in your every day life, fell on the floor and broke to pieces. Then it would belong in the trash, just like you do. Just like LoKi's CWF Title does. It's not like it's a real belt anyway. The fans of PCW almost make Ace Anderson as sick as LoKi does. It appears that LoKi is having a relationship with Whisper. She probably hurts you more than all of your recent competition combined, but not more than Ace Anderson will. How is she doing anyway? It seems as though Prophet's little bag has something in there that may be bad for her. That's unfortunate, let's hope it doesn't take your mind off of Ace Anderson, LoKi, cause you're going to need to be more focused than you've ever been in your life. Like he has said many times before, Ace Anderson is bringing it all into that ring, and leaving it all in that ring along with your battered and bruised body.
- Ace decides he's going to test the level out before he puts it away. He shines the laser right into the camera, hopefully blinding all of the fans who are watching. Ace puts the level back on the shelf, and continues on his tour of the tools section. He picks up a hammer off of the shelf, tosses it up in the air and catches it by the head, and then does it again and catches it by the other end. He bangs it against the floor a couple times, and then just kind of stares blankly at the camera. -
Ace: The fans know what Ace Anderson wants you to do with one of these. He wants you to simply take it, and ram the pointy end right into your stomach, until you can feel your guts fall right out from inside of you, and then pull it out of your abdomen and lick it or somethin, cause that's what dirty people like you do. Gruesome you say? Ace Anderson knows this, but he really feels that you should know his emotions toward the fans. He wants all of you to die very horribly, painfully, and most importantly, self inflicted. That's the most rewarding. If Ace Anderson can get any one of you to commit suicide, his life would be that much more complete.
- Ace throws the hammer back onto the shelf very uncaringly. He continues to walk around the store, stopping and looking at the things on the shelves, pointing things out to the camera, picking things up and making gestures of sticking them inside himself toward the camera, gestures made toward the fans. He comes to a section that contains a multitude of hand saws, and he picks a couple up and bashes them together. He then puts one of them away, and begins flailing the one that is still in his hand. It makes a strange noise, and Ace chuckles. He then holds it still, and points it at the camera. -
Ace: Look what Ace Anderson found, it's a hand saw. Once Greatness comes onto your television set, you can use this to saw off both of your arms so you can never change the channel out of your own stupidity, because if you happened to change it, you might just miss the single greatest performance you would ever see in your life. Only thing is, Mister Anderson breaks that out every night. Every night he comes to the ring prepared to run through whoever is in the ring with him. You saw at Trauma, he took out the tag team champions single handedly, and then delivered it to LoKi after the match. LoKi may have sent him over the ropes, yet it hardly matters, Mister Anderson just brushed it off and left, for he wanted to save the beatings for Living a Legacy, when destroying LoKi's very being will actually make a difference to anybody besides LoKi and maybe Whisper, if she actually cares about you. It seems you and Whisper are the same, only really worried about yourselves, and just using one another as sex outlets. I'm sure that's how it goes. Oh wait, is Greatness mistaken, or are you two in love? Ace Anderson is starting to see a trend in PCW, something must be in the water in the locker room. That's why he never drinks the stuff. All of the superstars are falling in love with divas in like, a week. Ace Anderson doesn't know what love is like, nobody is worthy of his love, yet he doesn't think that you can experience true love within a week of knowing each other. It just doesn't seem probable. Yet Sean Hunter, and now LoKi, have fell in love with two women of wrestling, both the biggest bitches ever to step in the ring, only difference between them is Whisper actually knows she is a bitch. That must be rough, knowing that your girlfriend openly admits to being a bitch to everyone she sees. She'd probably beat you in a match, you better stay on her good side LoKi. Wouldn't wanna be humiliated by your girlfriend, and then even more by Ace Anderson at Living a Legacy. That's if your bitch is ever allowed to step back into the squared circle again, otherwise you're going to be stuck with domestic disputes. That sucks man, Ace Anderson feels sorry for that. At least she can get arrested for pounding the shit out of you if she does it at home.
You know LoKi, Ace Anderson just remembered something. He really wonders if you remember August 2nd, 2005. If you don't, let Mister Anderson refresh your memory. He happens to remember delivering a bone crushing Aces Wild to you, LoKi. He remembers beating you to within an inch of your life, and now he wonders if you're ready to experience that again. You must remember how you felt the next day, LoKi. I'm sure it was agonizing. That is what Ace Anderson plans on doing, only this time, you will feel A Touch of Greatness, because since then, Ace Anderson has become that much better. Something has also come to the attention of Ace Anderson recently LoKi. for he has done something that you have not. Ace Anderson defeated Sean Hunter, while Sean was at the top of his game. LoKi hasn't done that, not many have, but Greatness has, and he will again, if the time comes.
- Ace begins to saw the air, and then hangs the saw back up where he took it from. He runs his hand along the saws hanging on the wall, and then he turns back to the camera. -
Ace: I recently checked the Win-Loss records LoKi, and it seems like you've been having some problems. 10 losses? That's hardly the record of a champion. You have just as many wins as Mister Anderson does, only he hasn't lost 10 matches, he's only lost 3. How does that feel? Going against the second best record in PCW? Next to Mrs. Night-Hunter, the most talent in that marriage, Ace Anderson has the second best record in PCW to date. Not even the World Champions, not even Sean Hunter can boast a 12-3 record. It will soon be 13-3, and then 14-3, and then 15-3...and so on, for Mister Anderson has no intentions of losing, not to LoKi, not to Sean Hunter, not to Slither, not to Pegasus, not even to the Lord Jesus Christ himself. If he came down from Heaven above, Ace Anderson would simply nail him with the Exemplifier and that would be the end of walking for him. How can he walk on water if he can't use his legs? The same way that you won't be able to move after you're touched by Greatness, Ace Anderson will make your dreams come true, that is your dreams of spending the night in the hospital next to an old man with gonorrhea.
- Ace stops talking, and the look on his face becomes very serious. The look in his eyes becomes more intense than ever before, his voice suddenly becomes harsh, and it's like he has made a transformation, like this isn't the Ace Anderson of two seconds ago, who was making shots at the fans and at LoKi, speaking of STD's and the like. -
Ace: Ragnarok can come, you can bring on the Apocalypse. You may be the Angel of Death, but Ace Anderson is like Satan himself. Ace Anderon only looks out for himself, and he punishes anybody who stands in his way. That is what he has done to all of his opponents for the past few weeks, and that's what he plans on doing for the rest of his career.
Look LoKi, Ace Anderson wants to tell you this right now. When Living a Legacy comes, you better be ready. Ace Anderson wants to beat LoKi when he is at his very best, nothing less. So this is what he wants you to do, he wants you to get Whisper off your mind, he wants you to get the World Championship off your mind, he wants you to clear your thoughts of everything but this face. He wants you to know that when you look across that ring, and into the cold eyes of Greatness, that on the other side, they see nothing at all, except LoKi, falling at the hands of Ace Anderson. Those, pathetic fans of Pure Class Wrestling, so-called Angel of Death, those are the words...of GREATNESS...in the Flesh!
- Ace Anderson then walks by the camera, and the camera turns around to follow him. As he is making his way through the aisles, he makes a point to knock over as many things as possible. An employee says something to him, and Ace just scoffs and spits in his face. The employee is wiping the spit off his face as Ace turns and speaks to him. -
Ace: Don't think Greatness is sorry for that, Ace Anderson just assumes that you're a wrestling fan.
- He turns his back to the employee and never looks back. He walks out of the store and into the rain, goes to his car, and climbs in. He fires up the engine, revs it a few times, and then speeds away from the parking lot as the scene fades to black. -
Ace: So here we are at this little quick stop for hardware, and Greatness would like to take this opportunity to help the fans of PCW in picking out some things they should keep around the home in case of emergency.
- Ace stops in the tools section, and he puts his hand to his chin. He scratches it for a second, thinking about what he is going to do. He knows why he is here, but isn't sure of how to go about it. All of a sudden, it hits him, and then he picks up a roberston screwdriver. -
Ace: You see here, Mister Anderson has found the perfect item to keep around, just in case you need to make a couple of puncture wounds in your neck and or throat. When you're feeling down because Mister Anderson is beating the fan favourite into a bloody pulp, keep this next to your television, and he'll tell you when to use it. It will follow right after he hits them with A Touch of Greatness. That's when you grab the friggin thing and start stabbing away. Leave a note that says, Ace Anderson made me do it, he's just too damn Great.
- Ace chuckles a bit and then places the screwdriver back onto the shelf. He checks the surrounding objects, sees something he likes, but decides against it. He reaches for something else, but pauses. -
Ace: Speaking of Greatness, Ace Anderson has to wrestle LoKi at Living a Legacy. Mister Anderson has just been informed that this match will not only be the finals of the Icemann Invitational, but also, it will be for LoKi's North American title. It's about time Ace Anderson got a shot at a singles title, he's deserved it since his third week in this company. Not only does he get a shot at the North American title, but he also is going to win a shot at the World Champ, whichever pathetic excuse for talent happens to walk out with it after Living a Legacy. But now, he'll get back to helping you, the fans, because, the fans truly love Mister Anderson, even though he hates them all with passion so great.
- Ace continues on down the aisle, surveying the items on the shelves, until he lets out a small laugh. He picks up another appliance, a battery powered drill. He presses the button a few times and the drill spins. He starts up the drill and places it to the shelf. The drill goes through, and Ace Anderon looks to the camera, seemingly impressed. He drills another hole, then he looks up to the camera, holding the drill and turning it on and off. -
Ace: Well you see here fans, this drill could be used to drill a hole in your head, or any other body part that you may see fit, for the moment that Greatness himself, Ace Anderson walks out of Living a Legacy with the North American title, and a shot at the World Championship. You're going to want to drill a hole right in your skull once you come to the realization that Greatness is eventually going to own every major title in this business. He'd even defend three titles in one event, and hold both of the tag team titles on his own. That's how great he is. Ace Anderson equals ratings, contrary to popular belief that Landon Divine is the formula for ratings, so as soon as the ownership finds that out, they'll give him a shot at the International title as well. He already beat Gaz and Javi by himself, so why not do it again?
- Ace sets the drill back where he got it from, and moves on down the line. He comes to a spot on the wall with a variety of levels and such, some the fancy kind with the lasers and some the old school ones with the bubble in them. He picks one of the expensive ones with the lasers that go both ways, and he takes one down. -
Ace: You know, Ace just might need this, so he can get his shelf straight on the wall to hold his Icemann Invitational trophy. Maybe some of the fans out there could use one to, although you could never afford this one you poor sons-of-bitches, so you can put your Pathetic Piece of Trash of the Year trophy up on a shelf. Then again, you might not want it, you'd probably feel better about yourself if the only thing you've ever earned, by being a total douchebag in your every day life, fell on the floor and broke to pieces. Then it would belong in the trash, just like you do. Just like LoKi's CWF Title does. It's not like it's a real belt anyway. The fans of PCW almost make Ace Anderson as sick as LoKi does. It appears that LoKi is having a relationship with Whisper. She probably hurts you more than all of your recent competition combined, but not more than Ace Anderson will. How is she doing anyway? It seems as though Prophet's little bag has something in there that may be bad for her. That's unfortunate, let's hope it doesn't take your mind off of Ace Anderson, LoKi, cause you're going to need to be more focused than you've ever been in your life. Like he has said many times before, Ace Anderson is bringing it all into that ring, and leaving it all in that ring along with your battered and bruised body.
- Ace decides he's going to test the level out before he puts it away. He shines the laser right into the camera, hopefully blinding all of the fans who are watching. Ace puts the level back on the shelf, and continues on his tour of the tools section. He picks up a hammer off of the shelf, tosses it up in the air and catches it by the head, and then does it again and catches it by the other end. He bangs it against the floor a couple times, and then just kind of stares blankly at the camera. -
Ace: The fans know what Ace Anderson wants you to do with one of these. He wants you to simply take it, and ram the pointy end right into your stomach, until you can feel your guts fall right out from inside of you, and then pull it out of your abdomen and lick it or somethin, cause that's what dirty people like you do. Gruesome you say? Ace Anderson knows this, but he really feels that you should know his emotions toward the fans. He wants all of you to die very horribly, painfully, and most importantly, self inflicted. That's the most rewarding. If Ace Anderson can get any one of you to commit suicide, his life would be that much more complete.
- Ace throws the hammer back onto the shelf very uncaringly. He continues to walk around the store, stopping and looking at the things on the shelves, pointing things out to the camera, picking things up and making gestures of sticking them inside himself toward the camera, gestures made toward the fans. He comes to a section that contains a multitude of hand saws, and he picks a couple up and bashes them together. He then puts one of them away, and begins flailing the one that is still in his hand. It makes a strange noise, and Ace chuckles. He then holds it still, and points it at the camera. -
Ace: Look what Ace Anderson found, it's a hand saw. Once Greatness comes onto your television set, you can use this to saw off both of your arms so you can never change the channel out of your own stupidity, because if you happened to change it, you might just miss the single greatest performance you would ever see in your life. Only thing is, Mister Anderson breaks that out every night. Every night he comes to the ring prepared to run through whoever is in the ring with him. You saw at Trauma, he took out the tag team champions single handedly, and then delivered it to LoKi after the match. LoKi may have sent him over the ropes, yet it hardly matters, Mister Anderson just brushed it off and left, for he wanted to save the beatings for Living a Legacy, when destroying LoKi's very being will actually make a difference to anybody besides LoKi and maybe Whisper, if she actually cares about you. It seems you and Whisper are the same, only really worried about yourselves, and just using one another as sex outlets. I'm sure that's how it goes. Oh wait, is Greatness mistaken, or are you two in love? Ace Anderson is starting to see a trend in PCW, something must be in the water in the locker room. That's why he never drinks the stuff. All of the superstars are falling in love with divas in like, a week. Ace Anderson doesn't know what love is like, nobody is worthy of his love, yet he doesn't think that you can experience true love within a week of knowing each other. It just doesn't seem probable. Yet Sean Hunter, and now LoKi, have fell in love with two women of wrestling, both the biggest bitches ever to step in the ring, only difference between them is Whisper actually knows she is a bitch. That must be rough, knowing that your girlfriend openly admits to being a bitch to everyone she sees. She'd probably beat you in a match, you better stay on her good side LoKi. Wouldn't wanna be humiliated by your girlfriend, and then even more by Ace Anderson at Living a Legacy. That's if your bitch is ever allowed to step back into the squared circle again, otherwise you're going to be stuck with domestic disputes. That sucks man, Ace Anderson feels sorry for that. At least she can get arrested for pounding the shit out of you if she does it at home.
You know LoKi, Ace Anderson just remembered something. He really wonders if you remember August 2nd, 2005. If you don't, let Mister Anderson refresh your memory. He happens to remember delivering a bone crushing Aces Wild to you, LoKi. He remembers beating you to within an inch of your life, and now he wonders if you're ready to experience that again. You must remember how you felt the next day, LoKi. I'm sure it was agonizing. That is what Ace Anderson plans on doing, only this time, you will feel A Touch of Greatness, because since then, Ace Anderson has become that much better. Something has also come to the attention of Ace Anderson recently LoKi. for he has done something that you have not. Ace Anderson defeated Sean Hunter, while Sean was at the top of his game. LoKi hasn't done that, not many have, but Greatness has, and he will again, if the time comes.
- Ace begins to saw the air, and then hangs the saw back up where he took it from. He runs his hand along the saws hanging on the wall, and then he turns back to the camera. -
Ace: I recently checked the Win-Loss records LoKi, and it seems like you've been having some problems. 10 losses? That's hardly the record of a champion. You have just as many wins as Mister Anderson does, only he hasn't lost 10 matches, he's only lost 3. How does that feel? Going against the second best record in PCW? Next to Mrs. Night-Hunter, the most talent in that marriage, Ace Anderson has the second best record in PCW to date. Not even the World Champions, not even Sean Hunter can boast a 12-3 record. It will soon be 13-3, and then 14-3, and then 15-3...and so on, for Mister Anderson has no intentions of losing, not to LoKi, not to Sean Hunter, not to Slither, not to Pegasus, not even to the Lord Jesus Christ himself. If he came down from Heaven above, Ace Anderson would simply nail him with the Exemplifier and that would be the end of walking for him. How can he walk on water if he can't use his legs? The same way that you won't be able to move after you're touched by Greatness, Ace Anderson will make your dreams come true, that is your dreams of spending the night in the hospital next to an old man with gonorrhea.
- Ace stops talking, and the look on his face becomes very serious. The look in his eyes becomes more intense than ever before, his voice suddenly becomes harsh, and it's like he has made a transformation, like this isn't the Ace Anderson of two seconds ago, who was making shots at the fans and at LoKi, speaking of STD's and the like. -
Ace: Ragnarok can come, you can bring on the Apocalypse. You may be the Angel of Death, but Ace Anderson is like Satan himself. Ace Anderon only looks out for himself, and he punishes anybody who stands in his way. That is what he has done to all of his opponents for the past few weeks, and that's what he plans on doing for the rest of his career.
Look LoKi, Ace Anderson wants to tell you this right now. When Living a Legacy comes, you better be ready. Ace Anderson wants to beat LoKi when he is at his very best, nothing less. So this is what he wants you to do, he wants you to get Whisper off your mind, he wants you to get the World Championship off your mind, he wants you to clear your thoughts of everything but this face. He wants you to know that when you look across that ring, and into the cold eyes of Greatness, that on the other side, they see nothing at all, except LoKi, falling at the hands of Ace Anderson. Those, pathetic fans of Pure Class Wrestling, so-called Angel of Death, those are the words...of GREATNESS...in the Flesh!
- Ace Anderson then walks by the camera, and the camera turns around to follow him. As he is making his way through the aisles, he makes a point to knock over as many things as possible. An employee says something to him, and Ace just scoffs and spits in his face. The employee is wiping the spit off his face as Ace turns and speaks to him. -
Ace: Don't think Greatness is sorry for that, Ace Anderson just assumes that you're a wrestling fan.
- He turns his back to the employee and never looks back. He walks out of the store and into the rain, goes to his car, and climbs in. He fires up the engine, revs it a few times, and then speeds away from the parking lot as the scene fades to black. -
