Post by maddog on Oct 16, 2005 5:06:52 GMT -5
* The scene opens and Maddog is shown in a lazy boy chair he looks deeply into the camera and begins takes a sip of a beer then wets his lips and begins to speak.
Maddog: Hello everyone welcome to PCW’s version of cribs. No just joking but in all seriousness welcome to my home. I have had the camera men come here tonight because after Trauma I have had a lot on my mind. I lost I am going to say that but I am not sitting here today in my home with my tail in between my legs. I am sitting here tonight preparing for next week and making sure that what happened last week will not happen again. I made a simple mistake last week I went into the match last week over confident and never did what I normally do and that is study my opponents.
* Maddog grabs a tv remote and pushes a play button on his vcr.
Maddog: You see I have a buddy who actually helped me out this week see he is a big fan of PCW and is normally working the time Trauma is on so he records the show and watches it after work. So I borrowed his old tapes I have been studying my opponents this week. I have found weaknesses. I also know that I was not too far off on underestimating Non Compose Mentis. Non Compose Mentis paybacks are going to be a bitch. I have taken the time to watch my match last week. I blew it I lost the match I am not going to make excuses. I had ring rust is seriously one reason I feel is why I lost but I am not going to use that as an excuse. Non Compose Mentis this time you are not going to be so lucky when you get into that ring with me. I am going to be prepared rested and fit for this match. You and Jorge are going to get mauled and be the first to feel the Final Bite. I have never in my whole career gotten taken to the dog pound two weeks in a row and that is something I am going to make sure doesn’t change. Non Compose Mentis you talk about having values well let me tell you what values I live by.
* Maddog gets up and walks into a room and turns on a light you see titles incased in glass and two lists on the wall.
Maddog: I live by the best values there is to live by and those values are none other then the seven values that the united states army lives by. Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, and Personal courage. You see these two lists on the wall the one is a list of titles I won which I am not going to go over. But remember last week when I talked about my list of superstars I have beaten well I really do have that list it is long and I plan on only making it longer here in PCW. I beat all of those opponents by living by those values.
* Maddog shuts the light back off and goes into another room. Maddog turns on the light and you see that it is a weight room. Maddog lays down and starts to bench press a big stack of weights.
Maddog: This week there are a lot of things that I am going to have to prove to everyone one that last week was nothing more then a fluke, two that I am a superstar to be dealt with, and three that I am most defiantly PPV material. I am upset that I am not even a show opener on the PPV this month but instead in a match that isn’t even going to be televised. I guess PCW staff don’t think I am worthy enough for a PPV and that I still have to prove myself well that is exactly what I am going to do this week. Because if they really knew my past they would know that I could take the PCW ratings to the top. But I guess even Slither had this happen to him when he first started and the next PPV he was in a World Title match. I am not saying I am going to move up the rankings here in PCW that quickly because I know the competition here has gotten a lot better since then. But I am saying that I will be on PCW’s next PPV.
* Maddog puts the weights up and sits down on the bench looking into the camera.
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Maddog: Jorge Garcia you call your self the truth. Well let me tell you a little something about the truth. I have seen you in the ring on the videos already and well I don’t know why PCW hired you because well you suck ass. That’s the truth if you hate to be told the truth Jorge I am sorry but the fact of the matter is the truth sometimes hurts. But you can’t go wrong with telling the truth Jorge because I am telling you that you suck ass for your own damn good. You see I don’t want you being like I was and going into every match over confident. I am letting you know that you need to train more. But even with training I don’t think it will help you in this business. Because from what I have seen Jorge you have a low tolerance for pain you are weak. You see to me pain is nothing more then a four letter word. Non Compose Mentis he can handle the pain but as a match goes on in length he tends to ware out which causes his defeat.
* Maddog gets up off of the bench and walks back to the living room in which he was watching the tapes of Jorge and Non Compose Mentis and sits back in the lazy boy chair.
Maddog: Jorge I hear you came out of retirement to come here to PCW. I also hear that you have been heard to have said that you are in the best shape of your life. Well I am not going to say that I am in the best shape of my life because well I know that is far from the truth but I am going to say this much you are going to wish that after our match that you was at home in your lazy boy still retired. Matter of fact I might even put you back into retirement. I need something like that to jump start me into stardom here in PCW maybe it will be putting an end to you or maybe even Non Compose Mentis for that matter. Speaking of Non Compose Mentis this guy day dreams way too much. He dreams of being PCW World Heavyweight Champion one of these days. That’s something that is only going to happen in his dreams. Non Compose Mentis news flash dreams don’t always come true. And for god sakes nobody cares about your life before you was a freaking wrestler. Just like I could say and tell you all about me before I came here to PCW and nobody will give a damn. So do us all a favor and save us the boredom of listening to what has happened to you in your past. You see in this business when you move from one place to another people tend to make there own judgements on you and some know the truth about this new person in the federation but other people misjudge that person and those are usually the ones that get burned. I am going to be misjudged by my opponents this week and they are both going to get burned I can just feel it. I can sit here in this lazy boy talking shit about my opponents and how great I am and all that junk but I am not because I am not like most other superstars who think they are hot shit. I know I am hot shit. In due time I will make my presence be felt I am just sitting back right now waiting for the right opportunity and when it happens I will leave you all in a state of shock. Now just because I am going to wait a while to make my presence be known doesn’t mean I am going to except a loss. Because well that ring isn’t Non Compose Mentis’s wilderness but yet my yard and well when someone comes into a yard of a dog and they don’t belong they get bit. And well when you get bit by this dog you are scared for life. I’ve got to get back to studying my opponents thanks for all coming to see me today at my glorious home here in Chicago. Jorge, Non Compose Mentis you better be ready because I am bringing all bite and no bark come this match.
* Maddog takes a doggie treat out of a box on a coffee table beside the lazy boy and presses the play button once again on the vcr remote and starts to watch his opponents matches as the scene fades.
Maddog: Hello everyone welcome to PCW’s version of cribs. No just joking but in all seriousness welcome to my home. I have had the camera men come here tonight because after Trauma I have had a lot on my mind. I lost I am going to say that but I am not sitting here today in my home with my tail in between my legs. I am sitting here tonight preparing for next week and making sure that what happened last week will not happen again. I made a simple mistake last week I went into the match last week over confident and never did what I normally do and that is study my opponents.
* Maddog grabs a tv remote and pushes a play button on his vcr.
Maddog: You see I have a buddy who actually helped me out this week see he is a big fan of PCW and is normally working the time Trauma is on so he records the show and watches it after work. So I borrowed his old tapes I have been studying my opponents this week. I have found weaknesses. I also know that I was not too far off on underestimating Non Compose Mentis. Non Compose Mentis paybacks are going to be a bitch. I have taken the time to watch my match last week. I blew it I lost the match I am not going to make excuses. I had ring rust is seriously one reason I feel is why I lost but I am not going to use that as an excuse. Non Compose Mentis this time you are not going to be so lucky when you get into that ring with me. I am going to be prepared rested and fit for this match. You and Jorge are going to get mauled and be the first to feel the Final Bite. I have never in my whole career gotten taken to the dog pound two weeks in a row and that is something I am going to make sure doesn’t change. Non Compose Mentis you talk about having values well let me tell you what values I live by.
* Maddog gets up and walks into a room and turns on a light you see titles incased in glass and two lists on the wall.
Maddog: I live by the best values there is to live by and those values are none other then the seven values that the united states army lives by. Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, and Personal courage. You see these two lists on the wall the one is a list of titles I won which I am not going to go over. But remember last week when I talked about my list of superstars I have beaten well I really do have that list it is long and I plan on only making it longer here in PCW. I beat all of those opponents by living by those values.
* Maddog shuts the light back off and goes into another room. Maddog turns on the light and you see that it is a weight room. Maddog lays down and starts to bench press a big stack of weights.
Maddog: This week there are a lot of things that I am going to have to prove to everyone one that last week was nothing more then a fluke, two that I am a superstar to be dealt with, and three that I am most defiantly PPV material. I am upset that I am not even a show opener on the PPV this month but instead in a match that isn’t even going to be televised. I guess PCW staff don’t think I am worthy enough for a PPV and that I still have to prove myself well that is exactly what I am going to do this week. Because if they really knew my past they would know that I could take the PCW ratings to the top. But I guess even Slither had this happen to him when he first started and the next PPV he was in a World Title match. I am not saying I am going to move up the rankings here in PCW that quickly because I know the competition here has gotten a lot better since then. But I am saying that I will be on PCW’s next PPV.
* Maddog puts the weights up and sits down on the bench looking into the camera.
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Maddog: Jorge Garcia you call your self the truth. Well let me tell you a little something about the truth. I have seen you in the ring on the videos already and well I don’t know why PCW hired you because well you suck ass. That’s the truth if you hate to be told the truth Jorge I am sorry but the fact of the matter is the truth sometimes hurts. But you can’t go wrong with telling the truth Jorge because I am telling you that you suck ass for your own damn good. You see I don’t want you being like I was and going into every match over confident. I am letting you know that you need to train more. But even with training I don’t think it will help you in this business. Because from what I have seen Jorge you have a low tolerance for pain you are weak. You see to me pain is nothing more then a four letter word. Non Compose Mentis he can handle the pain but as a match goes on in length he tends to ware out which causes his defeat.
* Maddog gets up off of the bench and walks back to the living room in which he was watching the tapes of Jorge and Non Compose Mentis and sits back in the lazy boy chair.
Maddog: Jorge I hear you came out of retirement to come here to PCW. I also hear that you have been heard to have said that you are in the best shape of your life. Well I am not going to say that I am in the best shape of my life because well I know that is far from the truth but I am going to say this much you are going to wish that after our match that you was at home in your lazy boy still retired. Matter of fact I might even put you back into retirement. I need something like that to jump start me into stardom here in PCW maybe it will be putting an end to you or maybe even Non Compose Mentis for that matter. Speaking of Non Compose Mentis this guy day dreams way too much. He dreams of being PCW World Heavyweight Champion one of these days. That’s something that is only going to happen in his dreams. Non Compose Mentis news flash dreams don’t always come true. And for god sakes nobody cares about your life before you was a freaking wrestler. Just like I could say and tell you all about me before I came here to PCW and nobody will give a damn. So do us all a favor and save us the boredom of listening to what has happened to you in your past. You see in this business when you move from one place to another people tend to make there own judgements on you and some know the truth about this new person in the federation but other people misjudge that person and those are usually the ones that get burned. I am going to be misjudged by my opponents this week and they are both going to get burned I can just feel it. I can sit here in this lazy boy talking shit about my opponents and how great I am and all that junk but I am not because I am not like most other superstars who think they are hot shit. I know I am hot shit. In due time I will make my presence be felt I am just sitting back right now waiting for the right opportunity and when it happens I will leave you all in a state of shock. Now just because I am going to wait a while to make my presence be known doesn’t mean I am going to except a loss. Because well that ring isn’t Non Compose Mentis’s wilderness but yet my yard and well when someone comes into a yard of a dog and they don’t belong they get bit. And well when you get bit by this dog you are scared for life. I’ve got to get back to studying my opponents thanks for all coming to see me today at my glorious home here in Chicago. Jorge, Non Compose Mentis you better be ready because I am bringing all bite and no bark come this match.
* Maddog takes a doggie treat out of a box on a coffee table beside the lazy boy and presses the play button once again on the vcr remote and starts to watch his opponents matches as the scene fades.