Post by maddog on Oct 22, 2005 10:33:43 GMT -5
* The scene opens and Maddog is shown outside of Comiskey Park home of the Chicago White Sox. He walks in and the players are on the field practicing for their chance to become the World Series Champions. Jermaine Dye is in a batters box hitting some long balls and Maddog gets a tap on the shoulder he turns around and it’s none other then the manager of the White Sox. Maddog shakes his hand. And whispers something in Maddog’s ear and then motions for Maddog to follow him. Maddog gets taken on to the field and meets all of the players they give him an autographed bat. Jermaine Dye walks up to Maddog and puts his arm around Maddog.
Jermaine Dye: Now Maddog we just brought the American League pennant to Chicago where it belongs and here shortly we are going to have the World Series Championship in Chicago where it belongs as well now I want you to bring some PCW gold to Chicago where it belongs and well hopefully Sean Hunter will bring the World Championship to Chicago as well.
Maddog: I plan on doing that in due time Jermaine in due time. Right now I am working on making my way up the ladder here in PCW its only my second match and well the first week I needless to say let up my guard.
Jermaine Dye: You will get back on the right track Maddog I have faith in you. I mean you know what it takes to be a champion just as much as we do probably even more. You know all the guys signed that bat for you because well to tell you the truth in PCW now that your there is like the baseball fans here in Chicago. I mean in baseball half of the people in Chicago root for us and the others root for the cubs. And well with the team half of us are big fans of you and others big fans of Sean Hunter. But we root for both of you beings you both are natives from Chicago. But this Non Compose Mentis guy and Jorge guy are going to be a breeze for you.
Maddog: I know man. I just need to get back into the swing of things. I mean its like you guys when the season begins and you have the spring training your timing on hitting isn’t always right on. Well I have been out of the business for a year because of being in Iraq and I just kind of jumped right back into the business and didn’t do any training until recently before coming back. I am just so frustrated about that loss last week.
Jermaine Dye: You know what I’ve got something that will take out some frustrations.
*Jermaine Dye takes off his helmet and puts it on Maddog’s head and gives him a bat. Dye walks over to Tony Contreras and hands him a bucket then walks back over to Maddog.
Jermaine Dye: Tony over there is going to pitch some to you man.
Maddog: Know way the possible starter to the World Series is going to pitch a few balls to me no way.
Jermaine Dye: Way! He is over there waiting get in there and step into the batters box.
* Maddog goes over and steps into the batters box and takes a couple of practice swings. Maddog then gives a thumbs up to the pitcher letting him know he is ready. The pitcher throws a fast ball right down the middle of the plate and Maddog watches it go right by him.
Maddog: Damn that had some heat behind it. I am going to finish off my opponents this week in the time it took for that ball to go from your hands across the plate. Oh and you better not beam me with one of those because well I would have to make you feel the final bite like my opponents are going to feel this week if you do.
* The pitcher throws another pitch this time Maddog swings and misses.
Maddog: Damn it lets just hope I don’t let the opportunity for a win slip right by me like that ball did.
* The pitcher throws another pitch and this time Maddog connects but it goes foul.
Maddog: You’re not striking me out Tony it’s just not going to happen.
*Tony Contreras just shakes his head and smiles. Then throws another pitch but it’s a ball and Maddog doesn’t swing. Maddog then steps out of the batters box. Then pulls out a doggie treat and starts to munch on it.
Maddog: Thought I was going to chase after that one didn’t you. I am too smart for that see that is one thing I have that my opponents don’t have and that is brains. I mean I have ring smarts as well as smart smarts Tony. I know Non Compose Mentis thinks that he is smart and all of that junk but you know what I don’t care he shows me differently. And well I think this Jorge guy is just plain out scared. I mean nobody has seen or heard from him probably going to be a no show. I don’t blame him though if I knew I had to face me in the ring I wouldn’t want to show either. Anyways Tony throw me another one the count is two and one you’re ahead of me but are you going to be able to finish me off.
* Maddog wipes of the doggie treat crumbs from off of his shirt and hands then steps back into the batters box and chokes up on the bat. Tony Contreras stares Maddog down and Maddog snarls at him. The pitch is thrown and Maddog connects and it goes right out of the field for a home run. Maddog smiles and starts to run the bases. After words Tony comes up and shakes Maddog’s hand and Maddog thanks him for pitching to him. Jermaine Dye walks up to Tony and taps him on the shoulder.
Jermaine Dye: Thanks man because you let the dog here hit one out of the park coach says we are going to have to do some bleacher runs.
Maddog: Damn that sucks but hey you know what I am still trying to get into shape myself I will do them with you guys.
* The team looks at Maddog like he is crazy or something then they start to do their bleacher runs. You see Maddog running along with them right passed Paul Konerko, and Jermaine Dye. Maddog waves at Dye as he passes by him. Frank Thomas who is on the teams sixty day injured list is at the bottom of the bleachers yelling at the team motivating them telling them to not let a wrestler out do them. They run the bleachers for like twenty minutes straight when they finish you see their shirts just drenched in sweat. Maddog looks at all of them and smiles.
Maddog: You want to know why you are going to beat Houston in the series because you guys want it more and well you have the stamina over them I mean Houston is nothing but a bunch of washed up senior citizens on the team I mean they have the “Rocket” Roger Clemens, Greg Biggio, and a bunch of other wash ups.
Frank Thomas: Well I am old are you trying to say I am a wash up?
Maddog: No Frank I am not I was just saying don’t take it personally.
Tony Contreras: Yeah Frank just chill. Yeah you need to take your own advice Maddog and stop worrying about this match this week you obviously want it more then your opponents do.
Maddog: Your probably right Tony.
Jermaine Dye: Besides your Maddog your one of the best superstars in PCW I don’t care what anyone says just give it time soon everyone will know that just like I do.
Maddog: You know what you guys are right I am going to go and do what I do best and that is maul my opponents. I am going to do it I am going to start taking PCW by storm and well there is no better place to do it then at a PPV even though it’s going to be non televised. I mean I am going to be in the arena anyways you never know I just might make myself apart of the PPV in some shape way or form. I mean what is the owner going to do fine me? If so oh well I have been fined before.
Tony Contreras: That’s the spirit. But I mean you don’t have to be considered a main contender in order to win championships. I mean look at us Maddog we wasn’t one of the favorites to be considered to make it to the World Series people where all thinking it was going to be those damn Yankees or the former World Series Champions who we beat might I add the Red Sox.
Maddog: You’ve got a good point there Tony a really good point. But speaking of other teams you won’t believe where my opponent Non Compose Mentis is from.
Jermaine Dye: Where?
Maddog: The dude is from Kansas meaning he is probably most likely a fan of the biggest losers in baseball the Kansas City Royals. I mean didn’t they have the worse season in baseball history this year or something like that. I am sure if he is a fan of the Royals he is just as big of a loser as they are and last week was just one of the few times he has gotten lucky and came up with a win. Being the underdog I guess isn’t that bad in that sense. I just aint use to being the underdog I guess that’s all. But one thing that pisses me off is I am the most under paid superstar in PCW. Seriously for what I am capable of doing in that ring I am defiantly under paid.
Jermaine Dye: Now you are talking like some of these assholes in this league Maddog. You should know it’s not about the money but it’s about the love for the sport. But your right the Royals did have a suck ass team I mean we really kicked their asses this year.
Maddog: I love the sport don’t get me wrong but wrestling isn’t like baseball in the sense that baseball isn’t what you say a physical sport like wrestling I mean basically what I am saying is in wrestling the objective is to hurt your opponent to win the match. I mean if you look at the amount of pay that some of the other superstars who aren’t as well known as me and look at my pay you would be amazed at how under paid I am.
Jermaine Dye: I guess you have a good point there about it being more physical then baseball and there being more likely chances of injury. But just give the pay time I am sure once you prove in PCW you are worth more pay you will get a pay increase.
Maddog: I sure hope so Jermaine I sure hope so. I think I am going to make this match on of my opponents last matches maybe that will make the boss want to pay me more. Then again I doubt it I mean none of the superstars I am facing this week are big named. I mean it isn’t like I am facing Loki or Slither names like that which are household names.
Frank Thomas: Yeah but at least it would show you are capable of winning which in some doesn’t matter like our case we had the best win loss record in the whole league and well we wasn’t one of the favorites to make it to the series.
Maddog: you’re not making me feel any better here Frank. But I am just looking for the my first win here in PCW I know that making myself a household name in PCW will take some time. But if I do put one of my opponents out of the business it sure will get people talking weather or not they are well known or not. And well once I get on winning streak the popularity will eventually come. I think I already got the fans appreciation now all I have to do is get the owners to see that I am worthy of a shot at a title here in PCW.
Carl Everett: Kind of like a guy in the minors they have to prove themselves worthy of being in the majors so they can get promoted.
Maddog: Exactly. But anyways its been nice talking with you guys and once again like you guys wish me good luck this week I wish you good luck in getting those rings and bringing the World Series Championship to Chicago where it belongs.
* Maddog starts to walk up the bleachers and makes his way out of the arena when Tony Contreras runs him down.
Tony Contreras: Maddog Maddog you forgot your bat that we signed and well I grabbed the bat that you hit that homer off of me for you to keep thought you would like it as well.
* Contreras hands Maddog the bats.
Maddog: Thanks man
* Maddog continues to walk out of the arena and unlocks his Hummer H2 gets in and throws the bats in the passenger seat. Then hops into the Hummer and looks deeply into the camera.
Maddog: I came here to PCW for one reason and one reason only and that is to win gold last week was nearly a small road block this week I am going to get myself on the right track no matter what the cost. From now on any body that thinks they are going to be a road block is straight up going to get their asses ran over. I am going I into this match with nothing to lose and everything to gain. Non Compose Mentis you say you are going to take me to hell and back well hate to tell you this I have already been to hell in back when I went to Iraq and came back to the states and trust me boy because that’s all you are is a boy you don’t know what hell is. You know what I hear you like to brag about your win last week Non Compose Mentis well let me tell you something enjoy bragging about beating me why you can because well my plan I have is working because well you are already annoyed with me telling you the truth about you being crazy is just nothing more then an act or stupidity one of the two I will let you decide. I am going to tell you the same thing that I told our opponent this week Jorge who calls himself the Truth sometimes Non Compose Mentis the truth hurts. You probably after our match last week think that you are better then me it was one match in this business I have came to the realization that anyone can beat anyone on any given day it just takes one second one unexpected move to knock the wind out of your opponent long enough to get the three count. Yeah there are superstars in this business that hardly ever get beat and well they are the ones like myself who know not to get themselves in those kind of situations. Last week was an error on my behalf an error that wont happen again. This week coming up with a win is going to be easier then taking candy from a baby. You say you have been in an asylum well you know what for some reason I just don’t believe you. I mean one thing I have learned is you cant believe everything a person says. I mean I live and die on the philosophy DTA don’t trust anybody. So their for I do not trust your words of you being crazy because like I said I just don’t see your problem you being crazy. But I do see you being one of those people Non Compose Mentis who was probably not given much attention growing up and probably wasn’t too popular. Like the last guy picked to be on a gym class team because he was a loser and he sucked ass and isn’t very athletic type of guy. Have I pissed you off a bit more Non Compose Mentis I sure hope so. I will see you in the ring. Oh and Jorge no one has heard from you sure hope you show as well.
* Maddog hops into his Hummer H2 and drives away as the scene fades.
Jermaine Dye: Now Maddog we just brought the American League pennant to Chicago where it belongs and here shortly we are going to have the World Series Championship in Chicago where it belongs as well now I want you to bring some PCW gold to Chicago where it belongs and well hopefully Sean Hunter will bring the World Championship to Chicago as well.
Maddog: I plan on doing that in due time Jermaine in due time. Right now I am working on making my way up the ladder here in PCW its only my second match and well the first week I needless to say let up my guard.
Jermaine Dye: You will get back on the right track Maddog I have faith in you. I mean you know what it takes to be a champion just as much as we do probably even more. You know all the guys signed that bat for you because well to tell you the truth in PCW now that your there is like the baseball fans here in Chicago. I mean in baseball half of the people in Chicago root for us and the others root for the cubs. And well with the team half of us are big fans of you and others big fans of Sean Hunter. But we root for both of you beings you both are natives from Chicago. But this Non Compose Mentis guy and Jorge guy are going to be a breeze for you.
Maddog: I know man. I just need to get back into the swing of things. I mean its like you guys when the season begins and you have the spring training your timing on hitting isn’t always right on. Well I have been out of the business for a year because of being in Iraq and I just kind of jumped right back into the business and didn’t do any training until recently before coming back. I am just so frustrated about that loss last week.
Jermaine Dye: You know what I’ve got something that will take out some frustrations.
*Jermaine Dye takes off his helmet and puts it on Maddog’s head and gives him a bat. Dye walks over to Tony Contreras and hands him a bucket then walks back over to Maddog.
Jermaine Dye: Tony over there is going to pitch some to you man.
Maddog: Know way the possible starter to the World Series is going to pitch a few balls to me no way.
Jermaine Dye: Way! He is over there waiting get in there and step into the batters box.
* Maddog goes over and steps into the batters box and takes a couple of practice swings. Maddog then gives a thumbs up to the pitcher letting him know he is ready. The pitcher throws a fast ball right down the middle of the plate and Maddog watches it go right by him.
Maddog: Damn that had some heat behind it. I am going to finish off my opponents this week in the time it took for that ball to go from your hands across the plate. Oh and you better not beam me with one of those because well I would have to make you feel the final bite like my opponents are going to feel this week if you do.
* The pitcher throws another pitch this time Maddog swings and misses.
Maddog: Damn it lets just hope I don’t let the opportunity for a win slip right by me like that ball did.
* The pitcher throws another pitch and this time Maddog connects but it goes foul.
Maddog: You’re not striking me out Tony it’s just not going to happen.
*Tony Contreras just shakes his head and smiles. Then throws another pitch but it’s a ball and Maddog doesn’t swing. Maddog then steps out of the batters box. Then pulls out a doggie treat and starts to munch on it.
Maddog: Thought I was going to chase after that one didn’t you. I am too smart for that see that is one thing I have that my opponents don’t have and that is brains. I mean I have ring smarts as well as smart smarts Tony. I know Non Compose Mentis thinks that he is smart and all of that junk but you know what I don’t care he shows me differently. And well I think this Jorge guy is just plain out scared. I mean nobody has seen or heard from him probably going to be a no show. I don’t blame him though if I knew I had to face me in the ring I wouldn’t want to show either. Anyways Tony throw me another one the count is two and one you’re ahead of me but are you going to be able to finish me off.
* Maddog wipes of the doggie treat crumbs from off of his shirt and hands then steps back into the batters box and chokes up on the bat. Tony Contreras stares Maddog down and Maddog snarls at him. The pitch is thrown and Maddog connects and it goes right out of the field for a home run. Maddog smiles and starts to run the bases. After words Tony comes up and shakes Maddog’s hand and Maddog thanks him for pitching to him. Jermaine Dye walks up to Tony and taps him on the shoulder.
Jermaine Dye: Thanks man because you let the dog here hit one out of the park coach says we are going to have to do some bleacher runs.
Maddog: Damn that sucks but hey you know what I am still trying to get into shape myself I will do them with you guys.
* The team looks at Maddog like he is crazy or something then they start to do their bleacher runs. You see Maddog running along with them right passed Paul Konerko, and Jermaine Dye. Maddog waves at Dye as he passes by him. Frank Thomas who is on the teams sixty day injured list is at the bottom of the bleachers yelling at the team motivating them telling them to not let a wrestler out do them. They run the bleachers for like twenty minutes straight when they finish you see their shirts just drenched in sweat. Maddog looks at all of them and smiles.
Maddog: You want to know why you are going to beat Houston in the series because you guys want it more and well you have the stamina over them I mean Houston is nothing but a bunch of washed up senior citizens on the team I mean they have the “Rocket” Roger Clemens, Greg Biggio, and a bunch of other wash ups.
Frank Thomas: Well I am old are you trying to say I am a wash up?
Maddog: No Frank I am not I was just saying don’t take it personally.
Tony Contreras: Yeah Frank just chill. Yeah you need to take your own advice Maddog and stop worrying about this match this week you obviously want it more then your opponents do.
Maddog: Your probably right Tony.
Jermaine Dye: Besides your Maddog your one of the best superstars in PCW I don’t care what anyone says just give it time soon everyone will know that just like I do.
Maddog: You know what you guys are right I am going to go and do what I do best and that is maul my opponents. I am going to do it I am going to start taking PCW by storm and well there is no better place to do it then at a PPV even though it’s going to be non televised. I mean I am going to be in the arena anyways you never know I just might make myself apart of the PPV in some shape way or form. I mean what is the owner going to do fine me? If so oh well I have been fined before.
Tony Contreras: That’s the spirit. But I mean you don’t have to be considered a main contender in order to win championships. I mean look at us Maddog we wasn’t one of the favorites to be considered to make it to the World Series people where all thinking it was going to be those damn Yankees or the former World Series Champions who we beat might I add the Red Sox.
Maddog: You’ve got a good point there Tony a really good point. But speaking of other teams you won’t believe where my opponent Non Compose Mentis is from.
Jermaine Dye: Where?
Maddog: The dude is from Kansas meaning he is probably most likely a fan of the biggest losers in baseball the Kansas City Royals. I mean didn’t they have the worse season in baseball history this year or something like that. I am sure if he is a fan of the Royals he is just as big of a loser as they are and last week was just one of the few times he has gotten lucky and came up with a win. Being the underdog I guess isn’t that bad in that sense. I just aint use to being the underdog I guess that’s all. But one thing that pisses me off is I am the most under paid superstar in PCW. Seriously for what I am capable of doing in that ring I am defiantly under paid.
Jermaine Dye: Now you are talking like some of these assholes in this league Maddog. You should know it’s not about the money but it’s about the love for the sport. But your right the Royals did have a suck ass team I mean we really kicked their asses this year.
Maddog: I love the sport don’t get me wrong but wrestling isn’t like baseball in the sense that baseball isn’t what you say a physical sport like wrestling I mean basically what I am saying is in wrestling the objective is to hurt your opponent to win the match. I mean if you look at the amount of pay that some of the other superstars who aren’t as well known as me and look at my pay you would be amazed at how under paid I am.
Jermaine Dye: I guess you have a good point there about it being more physical then baseball and there being more likely chances of injury. But just give the pay time I am sure once you prove in PCW you are worth more pay you will get a pay increase.
Maddog: I sure hope so Jermaine I sure hope so. I think I am going to make this match on of my opponents last matches maybe that will make the boss want to pay me more. Then again I doubt it I mean none of the superstars I am facing this week are big named. I mean it isn’t like I am facing Loki or Slither names like that which are household names.
Frank Thomas: Yeah but at least it would show you are capable of winning which in some doesn’t matter like our case we had the best win loss record in the whole league and well we wasn’t one of the favorites to make it to the series.
Maddog: you’re not making me feel any better here Frank. But I am just looking for the my first win here in PCW I know that making myself a household name in PCW will take some time. But if I do put one of my opponents out of the business it sure will get people talking weather or not they are well known or not. And well once I get on winning streak the popularity will eventually come. I think I already got the fans appreciation now all I have to do is get the owners to see that I am worthy of a shot at a title here in PCW.
Carl Everett: Kind of like a guy in the minors they have to prove themselves worthy of being in the majors so they can get promoted.
Maddog: Exactly. But anyways its been nice talking with you guys and once again like you guys wish me good luck this week I wish you good luck in getting those rings and bringing the World Series Championship to Chicago where it belongs.
* Maddog starts to walk up the bleachers and makes his way out of the arena when Tony Contreras runs him down.
Tony Contreras: Maddog Maddog you forgot your bat that we signed and well I grabbed the bat that you hit that homer off of me for you to keep thought you would like it as well.
* Contreras hands Maddog the bats.
Maddog: Thanks man
* Maddog continues to walk out of the arena and unlocks his Hummer H2 gets in and throws the bats in the passenger seat. Then hops into the Hummer and looks deeply into the camera.
Maddog: I came here to PCW for one reason and one reason only and that is to win gold last week was nearly a small road block this week I am going to get myself on the right track no matter what the cost. From now on any body that thinks they are going to be a road block is straight up going to get their asses ran over. I am going I into this match with nothing to lose and everything to gain. Non Compose Mentis you say you are going to take me to hell and back well hate to tell you this I have already been to hell in back when I went to Iraq and came back to the states and trust me boy because that’s all you are is a boy you don’t know what hell is. You know what I hear you like to brag about your win last week Non Compose Mentis well let me tell you something enjoy bragging about beating me why you can because well my plan I have is working because well you are already annoyed with me telling you the truth about you being crazy is just nothing more then an act or stupidity one of the two I will let you decide. I am going to tell you the same thing that I told our opponent this week Jorge who calls himself the Truth sometimes Non Compose Mentis the truth hurts. You probably after our match last week think that you are better then me it was one match in this business I have came to the realization that anyone can beat anyone on any given day it just takes one second one unexpected move to knock the wind out of your opponent long enough to get the three count. Yeah there are superstars in this business that hardly ever get beat and well they are the ones like myself who know not to get themselves in those kind of situations. Last week was an error on my behalf an error that wont happen again. This week coming up with a win is going to be easier then taking candy from a baby. You say you have been in an asylum well you know what for some reason I just don’t believe you. I mean one thing I have learned is you cant believe everything a person says. I mean I live and die on the philosophy DTA don’t trust anybody. So their for I do not trust your words of you being crazy because like I said I just don’t see your problem you being crazy. But I do see you being one of those people Non Compose Mentis who was probably not given much attention growing up and probably wasn’t too popular. Like the last guy picked to be on a gym class team because he was a loser and he sucked ass and isn’t very athletic type of guy. Have I pissed you off a bit more Non Compose Mentis I sure hope so. I will see you in the ring. Oh and Jorge no one has heard from you sure hope you show as well.
* Maddog hops into his Hummer H2 and drives away as the scene fades.