Marching To The Beat Of A Different Drum

[Loco]

{Scene opens on a dark, starless night, the black sky doesn't even give up the moon on this night. The wind is blowing at a steady pace, but even the most of the warm blooded things, are feeling its chill. A wind only worthy of it's Bay Area Winds name. This setting is in Oakland, California, on a small hill top that is just out by the bay. A bouey's bell is heard chimming out in the distance, due to the wind, pushing the water and causing it to wave out. A fire is seen on this hill top, with a figure near it, standing over it, as if the fire was talking to him. The crackling of the wood, as the fire burns it is like to his ears as he smiles. This figure standing over it is none other than Loco, who stands there with kendo stick in hand.}

Loco- The crackling of the wood, reminds me of the crackling of the bones from 2Guys at last Trauma. It was the greatest breakdown of a tag team that I have ever been apart of, I laughed at their supposed vallant efforts, but as it was stated before, they were no match for the experiance that me and Jase bring to the table. There are not many tag teams out there that can, or will do so, but I knew from the time that this match was signed, we would not come out of there without our hands raised in victory. Many, many people and teams have came along their way and have fallen to the wrath of Tha UnHoly Alliance. There is no way to get past it, unless you decide to join our side and even then that isn't always a safe out either. You never know what we have planned, or what we will do at any given time and or place. Trauma just reminded the entire world of what we can do, a young team, looking to cut their teeth on the old dogs, so to speak. But they were not ready to take on the force known throughout the world as TUHA, nor were they even ready to step into the ring with a team that has even a years experiance, but what can you do huh, it's not like they wanted to face us, after all, I'm sure that their small pea brains worked well enough to find out just who the hell we are. I never went into a fight that I didn't know my opponent, I knew how to get under their skins and draw them out into the open to where we could expose them and then deal with them and take them out like all the others before them.

{Loco takes his kendo stick and brings it up to eye level.}

Loco- It was a damn shame that I did not get the chance to use you my pretty, yes, slapping you across their skulls would have been a better result after seeing their lousy skin give way and part like the Red Sea and allow that beautiful crimson flow come on out and down the faces of our lambs and then we laugh at them, knowing that they will have a hard time seeing just what the fuck they are trying to do. For those who do not have any knowledge about that, blood getting into your eyes is much like when sweat gets in there, it burns. Plus, some people can not handle the blood and it freaks them out and then they lose all train of thought that then start to panic. In 2Guys case, they were too stupid for their own goods, they allowed me to take them both on. *laughs* Ohh yes, I have been in fights against more than one opponent before, surprisingly, I actually look forward to it. Gives me a thrill that I don't see that often, so I welcomed it, of course they got the best of me eventually, but that's why I had a fresh tag team partner standing on the apron, just chomping at the bit to get in there and finished off what I had started. Menice and Jackle, known collectively as 2Guys, what a joke that is, jackle's is what we are, we feed off the the jeers of the crowds and we dismatle each and every foe that comes to us. Menice, you have to look no further than Loco and Willard, for we are the true and higherarchy of meniceness that you will find, past, present and or future. No one but us can say that they have cause more hell for any one than us, it's just not possible. And now, we continue that hell and will continue that hell till we feel that there is no other way to bring that hell and then like other great Legends, we will fade off in the flames of others failures and take our place in history.

{Loco brings the bottom of his kendo stick down to the earth and begins to draw into the loose dirt that his feet stand apon.}

Loco- But like all things, they must come to an end, which brings me to the importance of the match against 2Guys, that being that the winner walked out as the number one contenders for the PCW World Tag Team Championship. Which, if anybody has forgot, the winners were Tha UnHoly Alliance and now we get to....well, I am not to thrilled about this, but challenge for a championship that WE did not lose in the first place. But that is fine, it doesn't matter how we will get those championships belts back, the only important thing is that we are going to get them back at this next show. It has been set in stone, Tha UnHoly Alliance will be facing the team of Lantlas and The Prophet. Two men that have a history with each other from what I have heard and read about in the past. It seems that the two, on occassion, have had spats with each other on small matters, if you will. Lantlas had to choose a replacement when his tag team partner left him high and dry, some partner, he can't even finish what he started and now he left Lantlas holding the pickle jar all by himself, so he had to go outside of his element and choose someone that isn't too fond of him to begin with. I find that amusing, myself, after all, me and Jase have had our spats, when your friends for along time like we have, your bound to have them. But just like all great friendships, they always find away to deal with the problem and make those problems, other peoples problems. There are the two clotheslines that he has taken from me, for trying to tell me that I should join something that if I had not, that I would suffer his wrath. But that only made our team stronger, for after that happened, we became tag team champions for the first time as a collective tag team.

{Loco looks on at the fire, he sticks his kendo stick into it quickly, to move around the logs that he has placed in there to burn the fire more. Loco pulls out his kendo stick and returns it to his side as he turns and looks out onto the Bay, as he hears the bouey's bell chime.}

Loco- Look at it, beautiful looking and sounding, but much like me, very untrust worthy, for those waters could be your friend one minute and then the next it will take you out into the middle of no where and then you will slowly die, as your body temp slowly cools down as the cold water gets colder and colder, then you start to sink and your lungs breathe smaller and smaller till you are gone. Can you see it???? Can you see the slow, painfull death that awaits you, it's just like what TUHA does, we will slowly take you apart. It may not be the first fight, it might not even be the second one, but in each of them, we take a small part away from you and much like a giant Sequoia tree, chop by chop, we will chip away until the mighty have fallen and as we watch them fall down, we will only spot the next one and begin to work on that one as well. Make no mistake about it, we do not get paid by the clock, we enjoy the pain and suffering that is delivered to any and all who appose us. PCW has bright stars in it, but they will only continue to shine bright, until we decide to shade them and end their lives once and for all. Either by teams or one by one, they all will fall victim to us, enjoy your life now boys and girls, because the collectors are coming and there will be no survivors left and no souls not taken, we will wipe all away and bring onto the earth the great armies that should be here now. It's only time, it's only a matter of time, till we get what we want and what we want is what you have Lantlas and Prophet.[/b]

[Loco]

{Loco crouches down, becoming eye level with the fire, staring into it as if the flames themselves have a pair of eyes and a soul to bring out of them.}

Loco- Prophet I begin with you, I remember reading in my bible when I actually believe in all that shit, but I read that there are many Prophet's that will come into the world, but they are all false Prophet's, which will bring the true Prophet which will be the falses of all Prophet's named The Anti-Christ. What I am trying to say, your bible thumping days are over my friend, you are a lamb in this lost battle and your blood will be shed like the ones before you, there isn't nothing you can do about it, but there is someone that you can thank and that person is Lantlas. You see, it is him that brought you into HIS fight and now you much like the ones before you will have to face the wrath and destruction that follows Tha UnHoly Alliance. Link, your partner, is too busy making flase fairy weddings and people are asking him for his blessing for their lives, its so pathetic it makes me sick to my stomach, but, it then makes me laugh that he is going around and people are treating him like if he's a god and yet your standing by his side. Is that not a threat to your god, are you not suppose leave a pretender to your god, left to be judge by he???? You come into this fight as an disadvantage, your partner is pretending to be a god, a god that your god isn't suppose to let you be with, but yet you are with him. By the words of your scripture, you are to ask Lantlas to repent his sins and be saved and then and only then he will be forgiven. But you don't ask him to, you do not tell him what your previous Prophet's have taught throughout their journies, it is sad that you have failed in your attempt to be what your name claims you to be and even then, the so called mightest Prophet of them all Christ, was ridiculed by his own people and sold out by his own follower. You must not worry about what me and Jase have in mind for you, I would be watching my back, at Lantlas, for you see that you two may not be as close as you may think you are and he just might pull what his partner has done to him.

{Loco looks down at the ground below his feet, he sees the pattern that he had drawn out earlier with his kendo stick. He looks at it and grins and gives off a slight chuckle on the inside.}

Loco- Lantlas, do you remember me Lantlas???? Do you remember what happened the last time that you and I were in the same ring, because I sure do and I remember the two people that paid for that as well. Lantlas, you talk a big game, but your game was put on hold, or should I say pause....Ace Anderson did something no other had done before, he defeated you and now all that you have left is your tag team championship. Link....I mean Lantlas, Ace took away something that I was looking forward to doing myself, since Jase failed in his attempt at it, that was beating you. But it's fine, Ace maybe the first person to beat you, but we will be the first to take a title away from you here in PCW. I have watched you week in and week out, looking for your weakness and I have found it, for where it is, I shall not say, I don't need you working on it and correcting it before I can show the world and exploit it for all to see. I do not read into your fantasy, you claim your an Elven Warrior, do you also dress in green and have a green hat???? Do you hail from Hyrule and find that Princess Zelda is in love with you, but you rather be around other men with swords???? You are nothing to me, you may hold fluke victories over Jase, in singles and a tag, but the tag match didn't have me in it. Me and Jase have never lost a tag match that we have been in since Tha UnHoly Alliance was born and after our title match, the message will be the same, another big mouthed team came in, decided to jump in the way of TUHA and then found themselves questioning their own minds about how the hell could I have put myself through what I just did. You see, there is something happening right now, Jase is going a little off his rocker so to speak. His complete hatred of you has over taken his mind so much, that the only other time that his has happened has been over five years ago.

{Loco nods his head as he remembers how Jase use to be and now what he has become.}

Loco- You see, Jase is not himself right now, he's been through alot here in the past few weeks and they are not for the better either my friend. You see Lantlas, because of you Jase has had a relaps and a relap, isn't something that you want to be apart of. I on the other hand am safe, I know how to control the situation and make sure he knows his reality from his sickness. But make no mistake about it, when it comes to your welbeing, I am afraid that I can not help you out, for he is looking for your blood and anyone that is standing with you will suffer the same fate as you. Then you will have to double that up, for when I step in the ring against you, you will need the prayers of all your elf's there billy goats gruff, you will need their money from the toll that you charge people to cross your bridge. But Tinkerbell you are in luck, it will be quick not painless but very quick. *laughs* Your time is coming Lantlas, your title is slipping through your fingers as we speak, you can not even get a grip on your own reality, which is not a safe thing to play with when your about to enter the into the only biggest fight for your life that you will have. There is a saying Lantlas, which I shall share with you and Prophet. Our lives are not determind by what happens to us, but how we react to what happens. Not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life, attitude causes a chain reaction of thoughts, events and outcomes. It is catalyst....a spark that creates extraordinary results. Fate boys, fate is the one that brought us to our match and it will be fate that determind's if you are worthy to hold OUR titles for at least one more match.

{Loco brings his left hand to the ground and picks up some of the loose dirt that he had moved around and let's it slip through his fingers as he looks on at it.}

Loco- Like the sands of time, our destiny will be at Trauma, when your world comes to an end and only then you will have found out that against Tha UnHoly Alliance....the righteous ones will parish in the flames of the wicked, as they raise and stake claim of the world.

A TODA MADRE, O UN DIS MADRE!!!!!!!!!!

{Scene closes as Loco stands back up as the last of the loose dirt falls through his fingers and he claps his hands together to remove the dust and then begins to walk off....Fades....To....Black}