Post by Loco on May 8, 2006 18:37:31 GMT -5
{Scene opens in a parking lot of a mall, a small crowd of about one thousand people have shown up and there is a makeshift PCW ring that is standing in the middle of the crowd. Suddenly the crowd pars away like the Red Sea and the crowd begins to boo as Loco makes his way out to the ring. The day has been long and very much fun for all who took place in it. Fans were able to call their favorite matches and see past photos from matches and wrestlers that helpt pave the way for the wrestlers now. Loco is finally in the ring while the hot sun beam's down on him, he has a mic in his hand.}
Loco- Thank you for that warm reception everyone, as you know, I am Loco, one half of the greatest PCW Tags Teams that has ever graced this squared circle. But enough of that, I can go on and on about that and you all will not see my ways. But I have had fun here today, I walked among you, do to a prior police arrest, this is part of my free time, plus, we have donations for sick children, which is very close to my heart, as a father, I would like to konw that there is a cure out there for whatever it is that they have. That is about the only thing that I am sure that all of you agree with me on and that also ticks you all off, knowing that you will have to agree with me. AHAHA. Now kids, did you have fun at Unccie Loccies expense???? After all I have to pay Pure Perfection Inc. for the use of their name and everything that you got to do here. I am sure that you have your finger paintings, and your face painted up like me, you played "pin the peg leg" on a picture of Pegasus, or my personal favorite, "break thee Ice", by having to take one giant ice cube and crack it open like an egg before your opponent does. It's all fun and games yes????
{Loco holds out the mic to the crowd and the kids all scream "YES", he pulls the mic back towards himself.}
Loco- I thought so, then we have a close personal friend of mine that is making balloon images of your favorite PCW Wrestlers. I am glad that you little maggots have taken my money, that I could have bought food to put in my children's mouths. Only because your mommies and daddies are too cheap to even go to the ninety-nine cent store and buy food there, they have to come here and spend MY hard earned money, for some snot nosed little brats that are so damn spoiled that they can't even help their parents out and not cry so damn much, it makes me sick. Who the hell do you panhandling bastards think you are???? I have the midset to come out there and beat all your asses down, in front of your children just to show them that you are not as great as you make yourself seem to them. *points down to the front row of fans* that includes you fat boy, rewind your statement, before I fast forward your ass kicking. Yeah, that's what I thought, you have no balls.
{Loco pulls down his locz just a little bit and tips his head forward and looks over them at the woman next to the guy that he just ran down.}
Loco- Hey honey, why don't you ditch the loser and come over to daddy.
{Loco flicks his tounge at the woman, as she shows a slight interest and then Loco mouths off "In your dreams sweetheart" and then moves his locz back over his eyes and continue's on his way.}
Loco- The real sad thing is that I am the only PCW Wrestler on the roster that has shown up. All your supposed *makes mid air quotations with his free hand* "greats", where suppose to come here, but they all showed me what they really are....smart. I mean after all, you cheer them on endlessly and yet I am here to benifit the sick children and they don't even show their lousy faces around here, some heroes you guys pick out.
{Loco pulls out a piece of paper from his pant pocket and unfolds it twice.}
Loco- What I have right here is a piece of paper, on this paper, there are the names of who is suppose to be here, allow me to read them off to you all. "The Icemann" Luis Malave, that is a joke, the only charity work that he's done is all for himself, Pegasus, yeah, like he's going to get off of his high horse....ohh wait, he is one. The Prophet, just another febal minded person that tries to grab his followers and lead them to nothingness. Anthony Douglas, thats a laugh, he's a charity case himself, crying about who and what myself and Jase are upto, what a spaz. Blade Loinheart was suppose to be here of all people, but found his pink slip waiting for him in the mail box. AHAHAHA. Willard was suppose to be here, but his snapping, just made it worse, so I told him to skip it. Then there is Willow himself, the Eleven Warrior, Lanturn, or is it Lance, or Atlas, no wait thats the singers nickname. Anyways you all were shown up by your beloved Wrestlers and you have to settle with me, not by my choice, I would have left the second I found out that I was written down for it. Speaking of the Ewok, Lantlas, I hear that you are troubled with me, you dispite me, funny, I am the least of your worries, you should be more conserned about losing that title my friend, you can not win, your in an up hill battle, you wouldn't even show up for this, the kids would have loved it, you could finally be around the age group that your iq is. I can tell you m....
{Loco gets interrupted as the sounds of "Elven Path" by Nightwish is now being played on the very sound system that Loco's mic is connected to. The crowd goes into a cheer as two men with two boxes are being brought out on two seperate pallet jacks. They stop and the boxes open, Loco starts to laugh, as a miget that looks like Lantlas, but is dressed like Link from Legend Of Zelda, makes his way out and a old man with a long white beard and long white straight hair, dressed like The Prophet comes out of the other box. They make their way to the ring as the crowd begins to boo, knowing that Loco gave their hopes up as he hired two imposters.
Loco- Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Lantlas and The Prophet, current PCW World Tag Team Champions, give them a hand everybody *Loco starts to clap*
{The two fakes enter the ring, the miget trips over the bottom rope which gets Loco laughing. Loco walks up to them and crouches down to eye level with miget.}
Loco- So, your the mighty Lantlas....I guess it's safe to say that your name is stuff of big stature, but much like all fairytails, they hero, just doesn't messure up to his legend. AHAHA.
{Mini-Lantlas pulls the mic to him.}
ML- *says in a high pitched voice* You Sr. Loco, will go down to the mighty Lantlas. I have fought and beat many of men, even dispite my size, I could beat you, I did your partner.
Loco- Yes, yes, you have held a good deal of success against my tag team partner, but you see, ever since your lost to Ace Anderson....who by the way was also suppose to be here and didn't show, you just have been, well, can I say half the man you use to be???? AHAHA, or is it elf????
ML- *speaks in a high pitched voice* Loco, you shouldn't doubt my power, I can wisk you away with my magic, I can bite your ankles and with one wave of my magic wand, turn you into the toad that you are.
{Mini-Lantlas pulls out a little wand from his inside shirt and swings it at Loco, hitting him in the tigh.
Loco- Cute, I'll have to remember to pick one of those up for my daughter sometime.
{Loco nudges away the miget with his right foot as he looks up to the mighty prophet.
Loco- *in a deep toned god voice* What say ye, man of little to no faith????
Old Man- Loco, you have bathed in the sins of many of years, you have sold your soul to the Devil himself, you must repent and change your ways, so when it is your judgement time, you will be welcomed in the kingdom of heaven.
Loco- Save it for the church there padre, I am not a man of sin, I am a man of righteousness, OHH YES BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PRISES DA LOC ONE, ASK FOR HIS FORGIVENESS AND HE MIGHT SPEAR YOU THE ASS KICKING.
{Loco gives the old man a kick in the stomach and then just laces fist after fist into him and then turns to Mini-Lantlas and big boots him, he toples through the middle and bottom ropes and hits the floor. Loco continues his attack on the old man and then tosses him out through the top and middle ropes and picks up the microphone.}
Loco- Remember this and let the Fallen Warrior and The False Prophet know, I don't give a good god damn what they have done, who they have beaten and where they stand. I am Loco, Legend, live and in color, I have beaten better people than these two flakes, your run is done and Tha UnHoly Alliance will end it come Trauma. Even if it means my career, YOU WILL SEE NEW PCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
A TODA MADRE, O UN DIS MADRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Loco slams the mic down as he exits the ring as the crowd boos him and throws trash onto him for what he did. Loco slaps the trash away and points out to his bodyguards that what their throwing at him is what they are themselves....Fades....To....Black}[/b]
Loco- Thank you for that warm reception everyone, as you know, I am Loco, one half of the greatest PCW Tags Teams that has ever graced this squared circle. But enough of that, I can go on and on about that and you all will not see my ways. But I have had fun here today, I walked among you, do to a prior police arrest, this is part of my free time, plus, we have donations for sick children, which is very close to my heart, as a father, I would like to konw that there is a cure out there for whatever it is that they have. That is about the only thing that I am sure that all of you agree with me on and that also ticks you all off, knowing that you will have to agree with me. AHAHA. Now kids, did you have fun at Unccie Loccies expense???? After all I have to pay Pure Perfection Inc. for the use of their name and everything that you got to do here. I am sure that you have your finger paintings, and your face painted up like me, you played "pin the peg leg" on a picture of Pegasus, or my personal favorite, "break thee Ice", by having to take one giant ice cube and crack it open like an egg before your opponent does. It's all fun and games yes????
{Loco holds out the mic to the crowd and the kids all scream "YES", he pulls the mic back towards himself.}
Loco- I thought so, then we have a close personal friend of mine that is making balloon images of your favorite PCW Wrestlers. I am glad that you little maggots have taken my money, that I could have bought food to put in my children's mouths. Only because your mommies and daddies are too cheap to even go to the ninety-nine cent store and buy food there, they have to come here and spend MY hard earned money, for some snot nosed little brats that are so damn spoiled that they can't even help their parents out and not cry so damn much, it makes me sick. Who the hell do you panhandling bastards think you are???? I have the midset to come out there and beat all your asses down, in front of your children just to show them that you are not as great as you make yourself seem to them. *points down to the front row of fans* that includes you fat boy, rewind your statement, before I fast forward your ass kicking. Yeah, that's what I thought, you have no balls.
{Loco pulls down his locz just a little bit and tips his head forward and looks over them at the woman next to the guy that he just ran down.}
Loco- Hey honey, why don't you ditch the loser and come over to daddy.
{Loco flicks his tounge at the woman, as she shows a slight interest and then Loco mouths off "In your dreams sweetheart" and then moves his locz back over his eyes and continue's on his way.}
Loco- The real sad thing is that I am the only PCW Wrestler on the roster that has shown up. All your supposed *makes mid air quotations with his free hand* "greats", where suppose to come here, but they all showed me what they really are....smart. I mean after all, you cheer them on endlessly and yet I am here to benifit the sick children and they don't even show their lousy faces around here, some heroes you guys pick out.
{Loco pulls out a piece of paper from his pant pocket and unfolds it twice.}
Loco- What I have right here is a piece of paper, on this paper, there are the names of who is suppose to be here, allow me to read them off to you all. "The Icemann" Luis Malave, that is a joke, the only charity work that he's done is all for himself, Pegasus, yeah, like he's going to get off of his high horse....ohh wait, he is one. The Prophet, just another febal minded person that tries to grab his followers and lead them to nothingness. Anthony Douglas, thats a laugh, he's a charity case himself, crying about who and what myself and Jase are upto, what a spaz. Blade Loinheart was suppose to be here of all people, but found his pink slip waiting for him in the mail box. AHAHAHA. Willard was suppose to be here, but his snapping, just made it worse, so I told him to skip it. Then there is Willow himself, the Eleven Warrior, Lanturn, or is it Lance, or Atlas, no wait thats the singers nickname. Anyways you all were shown up by your beloved Wrestlers and you have to settle with me, not by my choice, I would have left the second I found out that I was written down for it. Speaking of the Ewok, Lantlas, I hear that you are troubled with me, you dispite me, funny, I am the least of your worries, you should be more conserned about losing that title my friend, you can not win, your in an up hill battle, you wouldn't even show up for this, the kids would have loved it, you could finally be around the age group that your iq is. I can tell you m....
{Loco gets interrupted as the sounds of "Elven Path" by Nightwish is now being played on the very sound system that Loco's mic is connected to. The crowd goes into a cheer as two men with two boxes are being brought out on two seperate pallet jacks. They stop and the boxes open, Loco starts to laugh, as a miget that looks like Lantlas, but is dressed like Link from Legend Of Zelda, makes his way out and a old man with a long white beard and long white straight hair, dressed like The Prophet comes out of the other box. They make their way to the ring as the crowd begins to boo, knowing that Loco gave their hopes up as he hired two imposters.
Loco- Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Lantlas and The Prophet, current PCW World Tag Team Champions, give them a hand everybody *Loco starts to clap*
{The two fakes enter the ring, the miget trips over the bottom rope which gets Loco laughing. Loco walks up to them and crouches down to eye level with miget.}
Loco- So, your the mighty Lantlas....I guess it's safe to say that your name is stuff of big stature, but much like all fairytails, they hero, just doesn't messure up to his legend. AHAHA.
{Mini-Lantlas pulls the mic to him.}
ML- *says in a high pitched voice* You Sr. Loco, will go down to the mighty Lantlas. I have fought and beat many of men, even dispite my size, I could beat you, I did your partner.
Loco- Yes, yes, you have held a good deal of success against my tag team partner, but you see, ever since your lost to Ace Anderson....who by the way was also suppose to be here and didn't show, you just have been, well, can I say half the man you use to be???? AHAHA, or is it elf????
ML- *speaks in a high pitched voice* Loco, you shouldn't doubt my power, I can wisk you away with my magic, I can bite your ankles and with one wave of my magic wand, turn you into the toad that you are.
{Mini-Lantlas pulls out a little wand from his inside shirt and swings it at Loco, hitting him in the tigh.
Loco- Cute, I'll have to remember to pick one of those up for my daughter sometime.
{Loco nudges away the miget with his right foot as he looks up to the mighty prophet.
Loco- *in a deep toned god voice* What say ye, man of little to no faith????
Old Man- Loco, you have bathed in the sins of many of years, you have sold your soul to the Devil himself, you must repent and change your ways, so when it is your judgement time, you will be welcomed in the kingdom of heaven.
Loco- Save it for the church there padre, I am not a man of sin, I am a man of righteousness, OHH YES BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PRISES DA LOC ONE, ASK FOR HIS FORGIVENESS AND HE MIGHT SPEAR YOU THE ASS KICKING.
{Loco gives the old man a kick in the stomach and then just laces fist after fist into him and then turns to Mini-Lantlas and big boots him, he toples through the middle and bottom ropes and hits the floor. Loco continues his attack on the old man and then tosses him out through the top and middle ropes and picks up the microphone.}
Loco- Remember this and let the Fallen Warrior and The False Prophet know, I don't give a good god damn what they have done, who they have beaten and where they stand. I am Loco, Legend, live and in color, I have beaten better people than these two flakes, your run is done and Tha UnHoly Alliance will end it come Trauma. Even if it means my career, YOU WILL SEE NEW PCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
A TODA MADRE, O UN DIS MADRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Loco slams the mic down as he exits the ring as the crowd boos him and throws trash onto him for what he did. Loco slaps the trash away and points out to his bodyguards that what their throwing at him is what they are themselves....Fades....To....Black}[/b]