Post by thebyrd on May 8, 2006 21:43:42 GMT -5
:: The Byrd is shown standing in front of a brick-front townhouse next to a trashcan somewhere in Louisville, Kentucky. ::
The Byrd – Today I want to take you all on a field trip. A field to the home PCW’s North American Champion, Non Compos Mentis. This trashcan next to me is in fact NCM’s home. I bet a lot of you are saying that that can’t really be his home. Well it is!
:: The Byrd opens up the trashcan and pulls what appears to be NCM’s wrestling attire. ::
The Byrd – I bet a lot of you said he must’ve planted that there. Maybe I did maybe I didn’t I guess you’ll never know. Enough with the small talk. Last week Mentis you questioned my name. You had the audacity to ask me what type of Byrd I considered myself to be. NCM you really showed me that you are truly a fool. Next time you want to try to insult someone’s name maybe you should know there real name Sean Philonious Rhodes. Just for a point of information Sean my real name is Steven Byrd. I’m not trying to be a bird I was born with that name.
:: The Byrd turns and looks back at the townhouse then looks back at the camera. ::
The Byrd – A PCW informant recently informed me that this townhouse behind me is where Non Compos Mentis or should I say Sean Philonious Rhodes lives. I came here today to find out how Sean Philonious Rhodes came up with the Non Compos Mentis. Unfortunately, This house doesn’t tell me much maybe I need to define what Non Compos Mentis.
:: The Byrd pulls out a pocket Dictionary out of his back pocket. Flip to the N section then proceeds to find Non Compos Mentis. After he finds it he looks back up. ::
The Byrd – Here it is Non Compos Mentis, Not of sound mind and hence not legally responsible. So basically Sean is mentally incompetent. This definition of Non Compos Mentis befuddles me. Ever since I arrived in PCW back in November I’ve followed NCM career. I was a big fan of his work. However, during my time here I have not seen anything that would make me believe that he was mentally incompetent. He has been fully aware of what he was doing and what the results of his actions would be. So NCM could you please tell me and the rest of the fans why you call yourself Non Compos Mentis. Maybe you need to contact my psychiatrist Dr. Adamo Evelyn.
:: The Byrd walks up to the door and sticks a piece of paper in the mail slot. ::
The Byrd – With that out of the way let’s move to what is going to happen tomorrow night. Tomorrow night Mentis, me and you will set into the ring with each other for the third time. This will be out second one-on-one match. This will also be our second match for the North American Championship. Unlike our first match against each other this match will not end with a countout. I won’t be distracted by outside interference. My focus will be completely on you. However, you have a distraction. You have to watch out for “Dynamite” Dan Ellis. The man that you will be facing at Collision Course. Interestingly PCW management has looked over me just like you have and signed for your match to be for the North American Championship. So what will happen to this match after I beat you in the middle of the ring and become the new PCW North American Champion? What will happen? Only time will tell.
:: The Byrd pulls a stopwatch out of his pocket. The time has already started to run. ::
The Byrd – you see that Mentis your time has already started to run out soon you time as the North American Champion will be over. I truly hope that you won’t be to devastated after I beat you. Make sure you shine that belt up for me. I’ll leave this here for you.
:: The Byrd sits the stopwatch on the steps and walks off. ::
The Byrd – Today I want to take you all on a field trip. A field to the home PCW’s North American Champion, Non Compos Mentis. This trashcan next to me is in fact NCM’s home. I bet a lot of you are saying that that can’t really be his home. Well it is!
:: The Byrd opens up the trashcan and pulls what appears to be NCM’s wrestling attire. ::
The Byrd – I bet a lot of you said he must’ve planted that there. Maybe I did maybe I didn’t I guess you’ll never know. Enough with the small talk. Last week Mentis you questioned my name. You had the audacity to ask me what type of Byrd I considered myself to be. NCM you really showed me that you are truly a fool. Next time you want to try to insult someone’s name maybe you should know there real name Sean Philonious Rhodes. Just for a point of information Sean my real name is Steven Byrd. I’m not trying to be a bird I was born with that name.
:: The Byrd turns and looks back at the townhouse then looks back at the camera. ::
The Byrd – A PCW informant recently informed me that this townhouse behind me is where Non Compos Mentis or should I say Sean Philonious Rhodes lives. I came here today to find out how Sean Philonious Rhodes came up with the Non Compos Mentis. Unfortunately, This house doesn’t tell me much maybe I need to define what Non Compos Mentis.
:: The Byrd pulls out a pocket Dictionary out of his back pocket. Flip to the N section then proceeds to find Non Compos Mentis. After he finds it he looks back up. ::
The Byrd – Here it is Non Compos Mentis, Not of sound mind and hence not legally responsible. So basically Sean is mentally incompetent. This definition of Non Compos Mentis befuddles me. Ever since I arrived in PCW back in November I’ve followed NCM career. I was a big fan of his work. However, during my time here I have not seen anything that would make me believe that he was mentally incompetent. He has been fully aware of what he was doing and what the results of his actions would be. So NCM could you please tell me and the rest of the fans why you call yourself Non Compos Mentis. Maybe you need to contact my psychiatrist Dr. Adamo Evelyn.
:: The Byrd walks up to the door and sticks a piece of paper in the mail slot. ::
The Byrd – With that out of the way let’s move to what is going to happen tomorrow night. Tomorrow night Mentis, me and you will set into the ring with each other for the third time. This will be out second one-on-one match. This will also be our second match for the North American Championship. Unlike our first match against each other this match will not end with a countout. I won’t be distracted by outside interference. My focus will be completely on you. However, you have a distraction. You have to watch out for “Dynamite” Dan Ellis. The man that you will be facing at Collision Course. Interestingly PCW management has looked over me just like you have and signed for your match to be for the North American Championship. So what will happen to this match after I beat you in the middle of the ring and become the new PCW North American Champion? What will happen? Only time will tell.
:: The Byrd pulls a stopwatch out of his pocket. The time has already started to run. ::
The Byrd – you see that Mentis your time has already started to run out soon you time as the North American Champion will be over. I truly hope that you won’t be to devastated after I beat you. Make sure you shine that belt up for me. I’ll leave this here for you.
:: The Byrd sits the stopwatch on the steps and walks off. ::