Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Nov 22, 2005 4:11:46 GMT -5
PCW Tuesday Trauma
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
In the Beginning
Details: The camera pans around the Pure Class Arena as "Chop Suey" by System of a Down blares through the P.A. System. As usual, we see the many fan signs sprinkled throughout the ruckus crowd. As "Chop Suey" fades out, the camera moves to focus on a very large crate sitting on the stage.
Mike Hunt: Jerry, what in the world is in that crate?
Jerry Andrews: I know just as much about it as you do, Mike. Not very much at all.
Mike Hunt: Hopefully we'll find out soon enough.
Literally two seconds after Mike Hunt says this, "Suffocate" by Sevendust begins to play throughout the arena. Ace Anderson comes from behind the curtain carrying a crowbar, and a microphone. He stops on the stage, and looks out at the crowd, then he makes his way over to stand next to the crate.
Ace's Gift To Non Compos Mentis
Details: Ace Anderson lifts the crowbar up to his mouth, and then he shakes his head. He lifts the microphone up to his mouth, and begins to speak.
Ace Anderson: Greatness is sure that all of you here are wondering what this crate is for. Well, for those of you that read "The Art of Greatness", you would remember Ace Anderson saying that he had a surprise for Non Compos Mentis come Trauma. Since Ace Anderson has so much money, he decided to buy Non Compos Mentis a gift. Since his date of birth is unknown, Ace Anderson has decided to make today his birthday. So, Mr. Anderson is going to reveal what this great present is.
Ace pockets the microphone and walks closer to the crate. He places the crowbar on the corner of the crate, where the pieces of wood connect to each other. He begins to pry at the wood, until finally one side of the crate falls off. He does this on the other side, and a big black thing comes into view from inside of what was once the crate. All of the sides are off now, and it is clear that a dumpster was inside of the crate. Ace pulls the microphone out of his pocket, and drops the crowbar.
Ace: Alright, on the count of three. One, two, three. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear super dirty guy, happy birthday to you! Bravo everyone. Now, in case some of you are wondering what this is for, Ace Anderson has decided that, after seeing Non Compos Mentis' house on Ace Anderson's version of Cribz, he has decided to buy the garbage man a more suitable home. This dumpster. So, after the show, Non Compos Mentis is free to take this dumpster with him wherever he wants, and look, Ace Anderson even made sure that it had wheels so Non Compos Mentis could transport it easier. Greatness is so thoughtful, yet now he must go prepare for his match. This match takes a bit more preparation than others, for reasons you will see later on.
Ace drops the microphone and the crowbar, and holds up his "greatness" symbol, as he backs behind the curtain.
Match One: Non-Title Singles Match
Mark Lightning {Tag Team Champion} vs. Chrissy Johnson
Referee: Travis Wilson
Match Details: Chrissy Johnson has a few victory over one half of the Tag Champs, but with a loss in tag team action last week to Mark, she is looking to pick up yet another victory over him. The match started off pretty generic at first, you know the routine, collar-elbow tie-up, Mark, being the stronger of the two, getting the advantage, and then Chrissy surprising him with her quickness and agility. Within four minutes into the contest however, Mark started throwing up all over the ring. Chrissy immediately slid out of the ring, trying not to get hit with the vomit. The referee called for medical assistance to the ring, and declared the match officially over at the 4 minutes and 37 second mark. The reason for Mark's vomiting is unknown at the moment, but it is suggested to be some sort of stomach virus.
Winner
Lapdog No More?
Details: As the camera turns on, we find ourselves behind LoKi. He is walking through the halls of the arena, a bag hanging loosely over his shoulder to help loosen him up, and is presumably, on his way to the locker rooms. It was a path that LoKi had taken many times before, and as such LoKi began to pay less and less attention to the things around him on the way there. It was also the reason that he failed to notice the person sitting on the box a few feet away as he passed by.
Pegasus: Loki... I've been waiting for you.
At the sound of the voice, LoKi quickly turned and throwing his bag to the floor, got ready to fight. It wasn't that LoKi was a man who enjoyed fighting... well, atleast not that much. Ever since his fued with The Prophet started though, he's found himself a lot more cautious. Seeing as the person that had called his name was Pegasus, and an ally of The Prophet, LoKi remained in his tense state. Pegasus, on the other hand, was in no way ready to, nor did he want to fight. He remained sitting with his back against the wall, and one leg hanging off the box. His other leg was bent and his hands rested atop it, and his head rested atop them. The box you ask? Why, it was one of those generic black boxes used to carry equipment, yet remain in every hall even if there is no reason for it to be there, you know the kind... anyway, the two men just stared at each other for a few seconds, LoKi not sure if this was a trap or not, and Pegasus not sure if LoKi would listen. With a sigh, Pegasus pushed himself off the box and stood toe to toe with LoKi.
Pegasus: Listen, I just wanted to congratulate you. Ya know, on your family and all. One of God's gifts to have a child, and I have faith in your ability to raise the child on the right path.
LoKi: ~Letting out a soft chuckle~ Good one Pegasus, but I'm not falling for your stupid mind games. Prophet set you up for this? Is he going to jump me while my back is turned now? Or are you going to be his little lap dog like usual and try to soften me up for the PPV? I don't have time for this, so you can go (bleep) off for all I care.
He picks up his bag and starts his walk towards the locker rooms again. A hand grasping his arm stops him just a few steps into it, and he eyes Pegasus with disgust. It was obvious he was not in the mood to talk, but Pegasus didn't let go, and he didn't back down.
Pegasus: No, seriously. I have no ill-will towards you or your family. I only have respect for you, you've proven yourself to me in the ring on quite a few different occasions. To be honest, I haven't had any knowledge about what The Prophet was doing, nor do I have any idea what he has planned for you in the future either. I just wanted to congratulate you.
LoKi: I suggest you let go of my arm if you want to be able to compete in your match later tonight.~Pegasus doesn't let go~ I'm serious Pegasus, I will not hesitate to drop you if you don't let go. In fact, you're lucky I haven't dropped you already, but you're obviously not all there in the head. Let me say it slower so you can understand me. Let... go.... of... my... arm.
He yanks his arm trying to loosen Pegasus' grip, but he refuses to let go. He waits until LoKi begins to stop struggling, and then he loosens his grip on his arm. It wasn't that Pegasus was looking for a fight with LoKi, nor was he stupid... scratch that. He was stupid at times, I mean, who isn't... but this was different... he had some more things to say was all.
Pegs: I can't control The Prophet, I can't make him do or not do things. He does what he pleases. I might not always agree with the tactics he uses, but he gets the job done, and I can't complain about that. I just wanted you to know that I'm not always his lap dog, and I do have a mind of my own.LoKi, with his arm still in Pegasus' grip, had gotten tired of talking. With another powerful shrug of his arm, Pegasus lost his hold on LoKi, and LoKi started walking away. That wasn't the end of the encounter though, as Pegasus (does he ever shut up?) had a few more things to say.
Pegasus: Just because I don't agree with him all the time doesn't mean I won't back him up though. He is still my mentor, and as such I will protect him. I'm not saying I'm going to help him win, he can win his own battles. If things get out of hand though, I will take you out if need be. Just letting you know LoKi, so you don't get any wild ideas. Just part of the business...
LoKi hadn't stopped walking, and after hearing the last of Pegasus' little speech, he flipped a hand over his shoulder in a "See ya" gesture, and turned the corner leading towards the locker rooms. Pegasus watched him disappear around the corner, and then departed in the opposite direction.
Match Two: Triple Threat Match
Maddog vs. LoKi vs. "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks
Referee: Roberto Garcia
Match Details: In the beginning of the match, both Banks and Maddog, go directly after LoKi. The two were working together rather well and LoKi was unable to stop them. They went at him for a bit longer, but when Maddog accidently hit Banks with an elbow, the teamwork ended. Benjamin grabbed Maddog from behind and begins to work on him. He landed a few good punches then working him into two snap suplexes. As Banks went for the cover LoKi had been able to get up, and stop the pin. LoKi is then able to get the advantage on Benjamin. He lays in a few kicks and is able to get Banks up for a T-Bone suplex. Continuing on him, he grabs Banks and execute a double arm DDT. He looks at the entrance way, seemingly awaiting for someone to step from the back, and while doing so, he is tackled to the ground by Maddog. Maddog has now mounted LoKi and is throwing random punches. Maddog goes for a quick pin but only gets a one count. LoKi is able to get himself back up and goes back at Maddog. He pulls him off the ground and applies a buffalo sleeper to Maddog. Right around where Maddog looked to be fading Ben came back in and hits LoKi in the back, but while going for a second hit LoKi is able to gain composure and connect with the Ragnarok. He goes for the pin 1..2..Maddog is able to break the pin. He pulls LoKi to his feet and whips him into the ropes while on his way back Maddog hits LoKi with a drop toe hold and applies his ankle lock submission which he calls the Ankle Bitter. LoKi is close to tapping as he winces in pain. But suddenly Banks hits Maddog from behind breaking the lock. Banks spins him around and hits his double under hook PileDriver called BX2. Banks covers Maddog and scores the three count at the 9 minute and 13 second mark.
Winner
Mr. Showtime Apologizes?
Details: The scene cuts from a commercial break to the back stage area, with a shot of "Mr. Showtime" Mikey Wryght and his lovely manager/valet Perfection walking towards their dressing room. The two of them still dressed up from arrival, Showtime still in suit. Perfection steps into the room but from off camera a hand grabs Showtime on the shoulder. He suddenly stops and the camera pans out to a shot of "The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks. Banks seems to still be in his ring gear and he seems not to be happy. Showtime throws the hand off his shoulder and turns to Mr. Banks.
"Mr. Showtime" Mikey Wryght: Keep your hands off me.
Banks just looks Showtime dead in the eyes and stands there.
"The Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks: I just came here to confront you about last week. Not that I really liked Kenny, but when you attacked Kenny, not only wasn't it cool, you took away from my match. I just wanted to come to you, man to man, and ask for an apology.
Mr. Showtime: Hey, I publicly apologized to every at a press conference the other day. So...
(Showtime goes to walk away from Benjamin, but before he could Banks grabs him on the shoulder again. Showtime just shots a look at Banks, without taking his hand off Showtime Banks continues.)
Benjamin Banks: Personally, I thought that apology was alittle insincere. Similar to the one T.O. gave a few weeks ago. But that's not the point. I think you owe me alittle something.
(Showtime gives him a confused look and swats his hand off his shoulder, and spins towards Banks.)
Mr. Showtime: Are you asking for a handout?
Benjamin Banks: What? No! You got in the way of me proving to everyone how I'm back and am able to backup my words, now I think you owe me a little something more than a, "I already publicly apologized." You know what? Nevermind. Seeing as neither one of us has a match for Deadly Intentions, and it's apparent you're not going to be man enough to give me the apology I am seeking, how about it? You vs. Me.
Mr. Showtime: If that is what you want, just get the paperwork in, and we can do this. And you're lucky I am even doing this, because, once I defeat The Prophet here tonight, I should be facing for the International Championship at Deadly Intentions. But I'll humor myself and go toe-to-toe with you. And if you think you're unbreakable now, you'll have to think otherwise when I break you at Deadly Intentions.
(Showtime turns his back on Benjamin to walk into his dressing room, and once again Banks grabs Showtime. Showtime reaches down and picks something up and violently turns and hits Benjamin Banks in the face with a lead pipe. The camera then cuts back to the ring as Banks is laying on the ground and Mr. Showtime finally makes it into his dressing room.)
Match Three: Singles Match
Grimm vs. Pegasus
Referee: Tyrone Little
Match Details: This match-up pitted Grimm against former PCW World Champion Pegasus, and was actually a very even contest. Pegasus, who has had two opponents that critics cited that they were not in his league, to ease himself back into top shape after suffering an injury at Living a Legacy, had the task of derailing Phinehas Grimm, a man who is currently on a 2-0 winning streak since his return to the PCW after a lengthy absence. His overall record is 3-1. The two started their match battling back and forth in a somewhat quickpaced fashion. But what was surprising about it is that the fans started to cheer Pegasus, something that hasn't been done in quite a long amount of time. Pegasus seemingly tried to tap into the fan's energy, but Grimm's ability to not get distracted by it, was enough for him to stay focused enough to eventual winning the match at the 14 minute and 16 second mark. He finished off the former World Champion in a match some would say is an instant classic, after nailing The Harvest from the turnbuckle.
Winner
A Plea Heard, An Agreement Made
Details: The cameras move from the ring to the office of "The Captain" Alejandro Walker. Walker is seen talking to one of the backstage-hands and once finishes the conversation, he sends him on his way. The backstage-hand turns and walks to the door but before he can get out, the door smashes open and hits him dead square in the face. The man collapses onto the floor and Non Compos Mentis walks into the room looking frustrated and immensely angry.
"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: What is you doin' in here, Mantis?! Why is you all barging into my office like you ain't got no knowledge, boy?!
Non Compos Mentis: I want to know if its true!
"The Captain": I's don't have the slightest idea what you is talkin' bout, but I's tell you what is true! I believe you just broke Bert's nose!
Non Compos Mentis: Yeah, yeah. Who cares?! What I want to know is how you can still book Ace Anderson into the World Title Match at Deadly Intentions, when I am the man that defeated the World Champion last week! 1-2-3! I defeated him right in the middle of the ring, and yet, Ace Anderson is still the man walking into Deadly Intentions with a shot at Slither for the Title. WHY?!
"The Captain": It's simple why! He earn that chance when he done went and won The Icemann Invitational Tournament. And if I ain't darn mistaken, he beat LoKi in the Finals, and LoKi defeated you to get that far. So in a ways, he sorta beat you, Mentos. Now, why did you go and damn-near pull my door off them there hinges? Do you ain't got no sense?!
Non Compos Mentis: God damnIT!! But why?!?! Why the hell did you give it him?!? I'm on a roll! I have proved myself! Hell, like I said, I beat Slither last week! You can't sit here and tell me I didn't earn a title shot with that feat! I BEAT THE CHAMPION!! WHAT HAS THAT ARROGANT LITTLE PRICK DONE?! What has Ace done to deserve a title shot?! He's beaten a few mediocre midcarders to get that North American title. Hell he lost last week. So tell me "Captain"...why am I not in that Title Match at Deadly Intentions?!
"The Captain": I thought I had done did answer that question already, Mildew!
Non Compos Mentis: The name is Mentis, God damnit! Not Mentos. Not Mantis. Not Mildew! It's Mentis. And I deserve some respect!
"The Captain": Whatever. But you did bring something up that's caught's my attention. You mentioned Ace Anderson and the North American Championship. Besides defending against Marky Mark Lightning, he ain't done too much in defending it. But I can't gone give him a match at Deadly Intentions for it, because it won't be fair. He don't deserve to have to wrassle twice in one night. And you DID get a victory over Slither last week. So here's the deal. You done been campaigning awfully hard to get a shot at the World Title. So at Deadly Intentions, it'll be Non Compos Mentis squaring off against Slither for the PCW World Championship! But, where does this leave Ace Anderson? Well, that is simple too. It'll be a Triple Threat Match. But I got one even better. The match will also have Ace Anderson defending his Championship in the match. It'll be a Two Falls Match. Whoever scores the first fall will be North American Champion. Whoever scores the second fall will be World Champion. That way, all three of ya'lls have equal opportunity. MenTIS, you ask for opportunity, and this is nothing but it. Don't screw up this chance, cuz I reckon it could be yous only one.
A smirk appears on NCM's face as he walks by Bert, who is still on the floor, cringing in pain and holding his nose. NCM leaves out of "The Captain's" office and slams the door, the door falling off the hinges and falls directly onto Bert.
"The Captain": Gosh darn-it! Mentis...I'm taking both Bert's medical bills and my door repair cost out of yous salary!
"The Captain" looks down at Bert and speaks.
"The Captain": Bert, are you alright?
(The camera slowly pans into a wide-screen shot as we see Bert giving a thumb's up from under the door, as the feed fades to commercial.)
Match Four: Non-Title Singles Match
The Prophet {International Champion} vs. "Mr. Showtime" Mikey Wryght {Tag Team Champion}
Referee: Richard Stevens
Match Details: Mr. Showtime had everything to prove in this match, as he wanted to show the entire world that he is capable to win matches and, more importantly, battle with the upper-echelon of the PCW Roster. But unfortunately, that was never to come to fruition. Seemingly as soon as the bell sounded, and the two were about to lock horns, as it has become a custom in a Mikey Wryght match, interference happened, as LoKi came storming to the ring and attacking The Prophet, chasing him from the ring, through the crowd, and all over the place. Referee Richard Stevens immediately called for the bell.
Winner
After the Match...
Details: Mikey Wryght, so furious in the decision that was made, ended up attacking the official. He had every reason to be upset, but attacking an official is not something that is tolerated in the PCW, and he is certainly going to have fines to pay.
Match Five: Non-Title Singles Match
Ace Anderson {North American Champion} vs. Non Compos Mentis
Special Referee: Slither
Match Details: We learned earlier in the evening that "The Captain" Alejandro Walker had decided to give Non Compos Mentis the biggest opportunity of his career when he modified the Main Event for Deadly Intentions; from what was originally a Singles Match between Ace and Slither for the World Championship, to a Two Falls to a Finish, Triple Threat Match between Ace Anderson, Slither, and Non Compos Mentis. What is special about that match is that the winner of the first fall will be receiving the North American Championship and the winner of the second fall would receive the ultimate prize in all of sports and entertainment- the PCW World Championship! But this week...this match...we have Ace Anderson battling Non Compos Mentis with Slither as special referee. Ace surprised alot of people when he showed up for the match in a big, yellow, radiation suit, full with big boots and helmet/face guard. During the course of the match, he was stripped of the suit by Non Compos Mentis, which probably was the best and worst thing that had happened to Anderson. It was best because it was alot easier to move around in his wrestling gear than a big yellow rubber suit. But it was bad for the simple fact that he had to have his skin touch NCM's...and we know Ace Anderson hates that more than anything else. But the match was very entertaining, but to the dismay of the fans, didn't last a remarkable amount of time...or atleast it didn't seem it, for the fans were seriously into the match, as it lasted over 20 minutes. And the main reason it lasted so long was that Slither refused to count a three count for neither man, infuriating both NCM and Ace Anderson. So much so that after Ace Anderson nailed Non Compos Mentis with A Touch of Greatness, and Slither refused to count, he and Slither began going blow for blow, Ace ending up on the upper-hand of things, and then nailing Slither with the Exemplifier. He then kicked NCM for good measure, and, with one hand placed a finger on NCM, and with the other hand lifted Slither's arm three times, giving himself the pinfall. After the match, Ace raised both the World and North American Championships high in the air, as the feed for Trauma [27] came to an end.
Winner
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Overview
Chrissy Johnson d. Mark Lightning via TKO
Benjamin Banks d. Maddog & LoKi via pinfall
Grimm d. Pegasus via pinfall
The Prophet d. Mikey Wryght via disqualification
Ace Anderson d. Non Compos Mentis via pinfall
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A thank-you goes out to Mike for his help this week with the results, and I will also like to thank everyone who sent in segments, whether they had to be edited or not.