Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Jan 10, 2006 9:17:41 GMT -5
PCW Tuesday Trauma
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
In the Beginning
Details: The camera pans around the Pure Class Arena as "Chop Suey" by System of a Down blares through the P.A. System. As usual, we see the many fan signs sprinkled throughout the ruckus crowd. But just then...
Target Acquired
Details: (The lights in the arena dim as a field of stars consumes the PCW-Tron. The red hot crowd come to their feet as a familiar tune rocks out of the speakers.)
"It's the Vivacious edition...rap and roll!"
(A rocking remix of, "Get Back" pounds the arena at it's foundations as Ludacris is joined by Sum 41 to theme the entrance of PCW's newest face. The multicolored lighting above the ramp and ring puts on quite an awe-inspiring spectacle as smoke billows from under the stage. A giant red beveled, "V" superimposes the star field, now moving at warp speed across the screen.)
Jerry Andrews: This can only be one man!
Mike Hunt: Oh yeah, who?
(Through the curtain a silhouette steps into the cloud of smoke. Average build, nothing all that impressive, defined by erratic spikes atop the head. Sure enough, as he steps through, it is revealed to be none other than Mr. One Night Only, the self-proclaimed Resident Rule-breaker of Wrestling, Johnny Vivacious. Atop the ramp he stands, clad in black biker boots, leather pants and a T-shirt that states, "There's an asshole looking at me." He's pursed a burning cigarette between his lips and the lighting above beams back into the camera off of his silver shades.)
Mike Hunt: Never seen him before in my life.
(He turns back to the entrance and extends his right arm. The invitation is answered by the stunningly curvaceous blonde bombshell, the Golden Fox, Stace Matthews. Wearing her Neiman Marcus CH Delmar ensemble with grace and elegance, she embraces her husband at the top of the ramp in pose before locking arms and strutting down the ramp. Ashes fly everywhere as Johnny bad-mouths the fans along the ramp and passes the camera.)
Jerry Andrews: I don't get it.
(Mike is in hysterics as the back of Johnny's T-shirt is revealed: "Still looking." At ringside he bounds up onto the apron while she takes to ascending the steps. With a foot on the middle rope, he pulls the top rope up allowing her to duck through. The lights come back to full illumination. He remains on the apron to berate a fan at ringside before quickly ducking between the ropes and entering the ring. He passes behind her with a smack on her bottom then leaps up on the turnbuckle. His jawing, in a nonstop verbal lashing, continues to run down the fans at ringside and fling ashes all over the arena.)
Jerry Andrews: What's he saying?
Mike Hunt: He's probably saying shut the hell up!
(Johnny drops down off of the turnbuckle and joins Stace in the center of the ring. She hands him a microphone, which he dusts off and brings to his lips.)
Johnny Vivacious: So...
(The crowd doesn't allow him to speak as their jeers drown out the audio. Johnny smirks and takes a final drag off of his cigarette before dropping it to the mat and grinding it into the canvas. Again he brings the microphone to his lips to speak.)
Johnny Vivacious: ...This is where wrestling has...class?
(The crowd explodes in a PCW chant.)
Johnny Vivacious: You people are the same no matter where I go. You are all uneducated, uncultured, unrefined and uncivilized, so who are you to judge what has class when none of you do?
Jerry Andrews: He has no right to...
Johnny Vivacious: Sure, you can claim that as of this very moment PCW is chock full of class, but that is only because my lovely wife has graced you with her presence.
(Johnny receives a peck on the cheek for the compliment before he continues, both eyebrows raised above the silver frame of the shades.)
Johnny Vivacious: Take a look at your champions for instance, if you can class any of them as championship material. The World Champion...
(Stace tugs on Johnny's arm and the two exchange a cross look.)
Johnny Vivacious: ...okay. I have to admit, I like this Ace Anderson's way at looking at things, but as a World Champion I have to say PCW has lost some respect if Ace Anderson is someone you want representing your interests on a global level.
Jerry Andrews: Brave words from someone that just stepped through the curtain.
Johnny Vivacious: The International Champion, the Prophet, let's just say that he fills in for the position of Sandman very well. His ring work and microphone skills are a one way ticket to Dream Land. Look, we get the message loud and clear that you bring and it's spelled, "B-O-R-I-N-G!"
Mike Hunt: I like a guy that can come out and tell it like it is!
Jerry Andrews: I see him chewing on some of his words in the VERY near future.
Johnny Vivacious: I refuse to even mention the Tag Team Champions, when you have to depend on a girl to win your matches for you...that's just sad.
(Another tug and very upset look from the wife.)
Johnny Vivacious: Come on Baby, I would never want you to get in the ring and...a man should do the physical labor and support his lady, that's all.
(Saved with words and earning kisses galore, Johnny continues.)
Johnny Vivacious: To point out all of PCW's flaws would take all night and why should I do that when you rednecks can sit in your seats and watch them play out in this very ring? I will tell you this however, there is one man who has bitten off a little more than he can chew around here.
Mike Hunt: I wonder who that could be?
Johnny Vivacious: When the time is right, tonight in this very ring, I'll let him know just exactly what I plan to do about it.
(Johnny tosses the microphone over the top rope to the announcer, ending the interview, as he and Stace exit the ring. The crowd jeer the couple as they make their way up the ramp and disappear behind the curtain.)
Match One: Triple Threat Debut Match
Jamie Pereira vs. Katalina Jade Draco vs. Layla Marie
Referee: Eddie Lane
Match Details: Following Johnny Vivacious's appearance and a commercial break, we learned that due to management conflicts, Katalina Jade Draco was released from her PCW Contract, making this contest between two of PCW's newest female competitors, a one-on-one match. After the introduction of both combatants, the match begin. The two females impressed many with their in-ring work, and after the opening of silence, the fans actually started to get into the match at the 4 minute mark. The match went on for a couple more minutes, with both Jamie and Layla nailing their trademark maneuvers and getting a a close fall a piece. But, it was at the 7 minute and 46 second mark that Layla surprised Jamie with the Sweet Revenge, which is a running three fourths neckbreaker, before securing her the win in her first match.
Winner
Not Impressed
Details: Directly following Layla's departure from ringside, Chrissy Johnson, who is scheduled to face off against The Byrd in the next match, walks down the aisle. But inside the ring stands Jamie, who is just getting back to her feet. Chrissy, who has her Tag Team Title draped over her shoulder, enters the ring via the ringsteps and bottom and middle ropes before she confronts Jamie. Jamie, along with everyone in attendance and watching at home, has no idea why Chrissy is there and in her face. But Chrissy starts shaking her head slowly back and forth before motioning for Jamie to leave the ring. The fans boo as Jamie, respectfully leaves out the ring, and Chrissy laughs. Jamie gets a sudden urge and darts in the ring and starts slugging away at Chrissy. The two exchange blows until Jamie gets the upperhand and tackles Chrissy, pounding away at her. Referees Eddie Lane, who was the referee for the prior match, and Tim Jones, the referee for the next match, have to pull Jamie off of Chrissy. The fans boo as Eddie Lane has to escort Jamie to the back. As Jamie and Eddie are making their way to the back, The Byrd rushes out of the entrance curtain and darts into the ring.
Match Two: Non-Title Singles Match
Chrissy Johnson {Tag Team Champion} vs. The Byrd
Referee: Tim Jones
Match Details: The Byrd enters the ring and laughs at Chrissy is on her hands and knees, trying to recuperate from the beating Jamie had put on her just moments ago. The Byrd laughs and slaps Chrissy on the head a few times and once she gets to her feet, he nails her with the Byrd Dropping. He lays a foot over her and as quickly as that, Tim Jones counts the three count. The match lasted no more than 72 seconds.
Winner
A Stormm's A Brewing
Details: (The lights in the arena go out, and the sound of rolling thunder echoes through the crowd. The slight sound of rain is heard as well, and the crashes of thunder continue every so often. Orange lights flash from time to time, as if to be lightning. The beginning of a not so familiar song to the PCW fan base plays over the PA system as the sounds of thunder and rain continue, and the flashes of orange lights keep coming as well.
After another flash of lightning, and a loud crash of thunder, the PCW-tron lights up with wrestling footage. Some fans in the audience recognize the man wrestling, and a slight pop comes from those who know. For others, they continue to watch to see who this man is. The wrestling footage being shown is not of any PCW shows either. The crowd anticipates seeing who this man is. The song finally gets into some lyrics.)
Cast away,
All the enemies of yesterday.
To alleviate,
All the memories that come our way.
(After the first verse, the background music goes on repeat, and the footage on the PCW-Tron changes from wrestling footage, to a headshot of one of PCW's newer recruits, and somewhat veteran to the sport of professional wrestling, Justin Michaels, better known as Stormm. He has a cocky smile plastered on his face, and after a few moments of silence, the song continues on.)
There's a better life,
Now you know that I am on your side.
Your beady eyes,
Burn a hole right through the back of mine.
I am out of time!
(Like before, the guitar riffs in the song go on repeat as the PCW-tron, still with the face shot of Justin Michaels, stays on this shot. The cocky smile on Michaels' face is wiped away as he seems to be getting serious.)
Justin Michaels: There's a Stormm brewing!
(With that simple phrase, the fans of Stormm from old get louder, and those who will now recognize him after hearing one of his old catchphrases join in as well. This footage is getting a decent sized pop out of the crowd thus far. The song continues.)
I'm an ordinary man,
Like everybody else.
Just a common counterfeit,
I'm an ordinary man.
(As before, the song pauses for some more action.)
Justin Michaels: It's been three years since I've stepped foot into a ring, but I don't think I've ever been in better shape, than I am now.
(The shot of Stormm fades back into more wrestling shots. The crowd has gotten into it now, and has gotten a bit louder.)
Hesitate,
While the world is just a step away.
To recreate,
All the innocence that time can take.
(With no pause in the music, Michaels' voice is heard, but his face does not reappear on the PCW-Tron.)
Justin Michaels: I'm ready for whatever PCW throws my way.
The song continues.
I am wide awake!
I'm an ordinary man,
Like everybody else.
Just a common counterfeit,
I'm an ordinary man.
(There is a long pause in the lyrics of the song at this point, not edited, however, but in the actual song. Justin's face reappears on the PCW-Tron this time.)
Justin Michaels: I'm not here to make friends, I'm not here to make enemies, I'm just here to prove I've still got what it takes to make it in this business. All that friend or foe nonsense will come with time.
(The lyrics are heard once more as the PCW-tron goes black, leaving nothing but the orange flashes every so often as light for the crowd, who has now raised the decibel level a notch higher.)
I'm an ordinary man,
Like everybody else.
Just a common counterfeit,
I'm an ordinary man.
(With the finish of the song, we're taken to a commercial break, hyping up the super PCW PPV: Mass Destruction.)
Match Three: Triple Threat Debut Match
Justin "Stormm" Michaels vs. Austin "The Shark" Majesky (w/Benjamin Banks) vs. Howard Bo Osborn
Referee: Travis Wilson
Match Details: The fans were anxiously awaiting this match to witness the arrival of three new PCW Superstars. They've heard of HBO's lineage into wrestling and they've heard of Benjamin Banks' protege Austin Majesky. But the man everyone was waiting to see was Justin Michaels, better known to the World as Stormm. He was rightfully pinned as the favorite going into this match and didn't disappoint, as he convincingly defeated his two opponents, within five minutes. The two not named Justin Michaels worked together for a moment, but Justin was just too experienced and outwitted the two men, before nailing BOTH of them with the Force of Nature before pinning HBO at the 4 minute and 52 second mark.
Winner
The Usher of Destruction
Details: (The scene opens with Miguel Malone walking down a deserted corridor in the P.C. Arena.)
Miguel Malone: Mennnttiisss...Mennttiisss...where ARE you?
(A backstage hand walks around the corner at the end of the corridor and Miguel rushes over to them.)
Miguel Malone: Do you know where Non Compos Mentis is?
Backstage hand: What? Who are you?
Miguel Malone: How dare you?! I am the cousin of the PCW Owner: "The Icemann" Luis Malave! I'm Miguel Michael Malone. I'm friggin M&M&M! Now have you seen Non Compos Mentis or not?!
Backstage Hand: Um..Yeah.He's just down there in the room with the black door. I should warn you h...
Miguel Malone: Thank you.
Backstage Hand: No. You really shouldn't...
Miguel Malone: I think I said thank you. That's polite for, "Move it."
Backstage hand: ...*Walking away and muttering*...Idiot.
(Miguel Malone walks around the corner and proceeds down the corridor until he reaches the black door that hides Non Compos Mentis. He slowly pushes the door until he can just see inside. He cant see anyone in the room so he throws the door open and walks in only to screech at the sight of Non Compos Mentis sitting in darkness in the far corner of the room.)
Miguel Malone: Hmm...this is spooky. Mentis, is that you?
Non Compos Mentis: What do you want Miguel?
Miguel Malone: I need to get a few words with you.
Non Compos Mentis: Of course...
(Miguel walks over to Mentis and sits in a seat that is next to him and then holds the microphone up to Mentis' face.)
Miguel Malone: So...am I right to believe that at Deadly Intentions, not only did you capture your first PCW Title in the form of the North American Championship, but captured your first title ever?
Non Compos Mentis: Well, you are correct in your thinking Miguel.
Miguel Malone: I thought so. I am always right! So NCM...can I call you NCM?...Oh well, NCM...You face Pegasus tonight in a Non-Title match...What are your thoughts?
Non Compos Mentis: Well...Pegasus has earned himself quite a reputation whilst he has been in PCW. He is a former World Champion and defended it on multiple occasions. Of course, he did end up losing it to the man that I beat to win the North American title, and that is not something he should be ashamed about. I will tell Pegasus that. But I believe that I can beat him just like the numerous opponents I have beaten before in the past...which would include the already mentioned Slither.
Miguel Malone: Well, alot of people have beaten Slither, so who cares. And yeah, Pegasus is a good opponent, but he's a washed up bum. So let's look into the future, shall we? What is next for Non Compos Mentis?
Non Compos Mentis: What is next? I have finally made my mark in history! I have finally gained what I set out to receive. So what have I got left to prove? I have new aims, ones that spread beyond material success like this North American Title...I aim to spread chaos through PCW and take it into a new age. I aim to take PCW into its first Dark Age. And that will start tonight with Pegasus.
(Miguel gets up out of his seat and slowly begins to make his way towards the door.)
Miguel Malone: Well, that's rude, to just up and leave while we're having a conversation, but, whatever. I suppose you have to get ready for your match, but, blah...now I have to get the hell out of the dark. It's a bit spooky in here.
(As a pipe squeaks, it startles Miguel and he darts out the room, falling flat on his face as the camera fades out.)
Match Four: Non-Title Singles Match
Non Compos Mentis {North American Champion} vs. Pegasus
Referee: Roberto Garcia
Match Details: Anyone who has been tuning into PCW action over the last two months or so should know that Non Compos Mentis has been on a definite hot streak. But, in this match, he went up against the very formidable former World Champion in Pegasus. The two started off the contest even, and that's the way the match turned out for the next 12 or so minutes, with both getting the upperhand at one point or another, but neither really coming out on top. Each was able to get a few near falls on one another and the fans stayed on their feet the entire time, cheering both men and the effort they put into this match. But, it was around the 15 minute mark, while both NCM and Pegasus was getting onto their feet after a double clothesline took them both down, that Johnny Vivacious, along with his wife Stace, came strolling down to ringside. The fans were stunned and confused when Stace got onto the apron and started to distract Referee Roberto Garcia. While this was going on, Johnny grabbed a chair at ringside and slid into the ring. He smiled for a second as he wound up to swing the chair, keeping his eyes on Non Compos Mentis the entire time. But, as he swung, NCM had the presence of mind to duck, and Pegasus was nailed with the chair. Johnny, shrugged as he turned back to NCM, but he was met with a Yakuza Kick to the face, which hurled him over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Stace hopped off the apron to check on her man as NCM went and slid the chair out of the ring before pinning Pegasus. Roberto Garcia turned around and made the three count, giving Non Compos Mentis the win.
Winner
Following the match/Announcements Made
Details: Johnny V and his wife backpedalling up the entrance way, with NCM looking on, confused, and Johnny spouting off obscenities in the direction of Non Compos Mentis. Following this, the PCW-Tron sprouts on, showing the PCW President Alejandro Walker. He's in his Hawaiian-inspired office with the biggest grin on his face humanly possible.
"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: Wells, I's be wanting to wish ya'll a Happy New Year, a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanueka...Happy Kwazay...and ever other out there holiday. Now dat we done got that out da way, I just wanna say, 2006 marks a great year for us heres at the PCW. Especially since we gone have our franchise Pay-Per-View event Mass Destruction on da way. And it gonna be a special event, dat's fa sho. I'ma make sure of it. So, in the next few Traumas, I'ma be setting up some matches that work up the event. Startin with next week. Next week we gonna have some good ones to, I'll tell ya. I got two matches in particula, boff these matches got International Championship contention written all up on 'em. If you wanna find out, ya'll gone haff to check out the official PCW website following this Trauma telecast. But I'ma tell you now, ya'll definitely gone wanna watch the next few weeks of PCW Action.