Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Mar 28, 2006 8:45:50 GMT -5
PCW Tuesday Trauma
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
In the Beginning
Details: The camera pans around the Pure Class Arena as "Chop Suey" by System of a Down blares through the P.A. System. As usual, we see the many fan signs sprinkled throughout the ruckus crowd. Mark Long is in the ring, preparing to announce the first match of the evening, but as, "Chop Suey" begins to fade out, Mark's mic immediately stops working. The arena suddenly, and unexpectedly, goes pitch-black.
TV-Anarchy
Details: Fans begin to murmur amongst themselves as red lights flicker in the darkened arena. Not knowing what to make of things, it grows into silence.
That is until a "censor" sign appears on the PCW-Tron. It remains there for a split second before being sliced in half. That image fades into that of the TV-Anarchy logo. This draws INSTANT hatred from the crowd, as the boos begin. White smoke begins to fill the entrance way, as soon enough, the lead of a silver steel horse head emerges from the clouds. That is attached to a long black cane that is yielded in the right hand of "The Anarchist" Jason Willard. Disturbed's, "Pain Redefined" is busy blasting over the p.a. and Willard, well he has some choice words for the camera as it zooms slowly on him.
Willard has on a sleeveless black t-shirt that bears a rather amusing message on the front. In bold white lettering it reads "Censor This" and then above it, is a skeletal hand giving the middle finger gesture. Below, Willard has on his wrestling tights for the evening, which is long black tights with red on the inside of the inner thighs. On the outer portion of the legs is a red (embroidered in silver) Jagged J. Willard's hair is untied tonight as it hangs to just above his shoulders. Willard makes his way towards the ring, aiming his cane to be swung at the camera lens.
He then looks sincerely into the camera and says, "I'm sorry...FOR ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING NOTHING!!" and then the cameraman is pushed down as Willard charges the final few feet to the ring. Once there, he slides inside and pulls himself up. Willard looks around, laughing to himself and quickly grabs a mic, while asking for his song to be cut off immediately. The mic is hesitantly given over and the loud, yet clear chant of "FUCK YOU WILLARD, FUCK YOU!" breaks out.
"Well. Well. Well. Here's a sight I never thought I'd have to be blinded again by. The mere look at all you low life, pieces of shit that call yourselves...*Jason makes extra emphasis with his fingers*...'Wrestling Fans,' here to chant on who you enjoy. Boo who you hate. Then loathe people like me. You see, I don't really give a rat's ass what you chant at me. Throw at me. Or think about me. Because at the end of the day, NONE of you matter and whose to say that I wouldn't rather you see you guys face down in a ditch somewhere or back first on a cold slab, toe tagged and getting ready for the dirt nap?"
With those distasteful words, Willard brings himself to laughter. The hostility flowing through him can be cut like a knife and you just know, that he has more to say. That's the scary thing with this man and an open mic. You NEVER know what'll get said.
"I look around at all you fucking pieces of shit...and all I see are nothing more than a portrait of human urinals. I have the right mind to whip out my johnson, and publicly piss in all your mouths!...*laughs*...Because I AM JASON FUCKING WILLARD and The Network can't do a God-damn thing about what I do or say, because of a binding contract here for TV-Anarchy!"
You can get the feeling Willard is intentionally doing this for attention. But what no one knows is rather he is telling the truth with his threat or doing it for the fun of getting under the fans skin. Either way, it's not going over well and Willard dares a sound tech to try and even go for the notion of cutting off his mic. The guy backs away and Willard mouths the words, "best decision you ever made." He then turns his focus back into the camera.
"A hostile takeover is coming and I'm going to recruit right at the top with someone. Fuck my two opponents tonight, let them beat each other senseless while I get the glory. I'll let you assholes think about it....for now, I got a flight back home to California to catch."
Willard drops the mic, laughs and heads out of the ring. Eventually, he's led to the back by security as he argues things with fans over random dares.
Match One: Non-Title Singles Match
Seth Sinn {Tag Team Champion} vs. Blade Lionheart
Referee: Richard Stevens
Match Details: The night was certainly looking to be a great one as Seth Sinn prepared to face off against Blade Lionheart. The bell rang and both men slowly walked towards the center of the ring. Seth Sinn scored the first offensive move, catching Blade with a forearm as he reached in to lock up. He quickly took advantage of the stunned Blade by wrapping his arms around him and then flipping him overhead in a belly-to-belly suplex. Seth waited for Blade to get to his feet, and again they both moved to the center of the ring. This time they did lock up, and Seth used his height and weight advantage to put Blade into a headlock. Blade would slowly back Seth into the ropes and then whip him towards the other side of the ring. Seth bounced off the ropes and as he neared Blade, he extended his arm for a clothesline. While he was thinking high, Blade was thinking low, and he stepped forward a few steps and lowered his shoulder taking Seth out with a spear. As he stood up he grabbed onto Seth's feet and started to lock in the Blade Cut, but Seth managed to kick him off. Upon reaching their feet, Seth again went for a clothesline but Blade ducked it and took Seth down with a german suplex. Seth was slow getting up, and Blade quickly snuck in behind him again for another german suplex, but Seth managed to break his grip and get behind him to deliver a german suplex of his own. The pin attempt only got a two, and again both men found themselves a few feet away in the middle of the ring. Seth attempted another clothesline and Blade again managed to avoid it. This time he grabbed Seth's arm and dragged him to the ground and locked in the Crippler Crossface in the middle of the ring. Blade wrenched back as hard as he could, but Seth just refused to tap. Seth somehow managed to drag himself to the ropes, and the hold was broken. Blade, frustrated that Seth hadn't tapped, picked him up and set him up for the Blade Out, but Seth wrapped his arms around him and delivered a northern lights suplex that left both men laid out. Seth was the first to stand using the ropes to pull himself up, but remained hunched over catching his breath. Blade took a few seconds to steady on his feet, but then stalked towards the recovering Seth Sinn. It was a trick though, as once Blade was close enough Sinn hopped forward and hit Blade with Heaven's Grace. Sinn quickly went for the pin and scored the three count.
Winner
A Beatdown for Blade
Details: Following the match, as Seth made his way to the back, Blade begins to stir and gets to his feet. But as he is, Metallica's, "Devil's Dance" begins to play. A semi-exhausted Blade looks out onto the entraceway, but from coming from out of the crowd, and behind him, is "Wolverine" Anthony Douglas. Anthony lays into Blade for seemingly no reason. He whips Blade into the ropes, and when he comes back, Anthony surprises him with a High Noon out of nowhere. Anthony laughs as he kicks Blade out of the ring and stays in the ring, waiting for his opponent.
Match Two: Singles Match
Kri Delastano vs. "Wolverine" Anthony Douglas
Referee: Travis Wilson
Match Details: With Jason Willard pulling himself out of the match and seemingly on his way home, the Triple Threat now turned into a Singles Match. With Anthony already in the ring from his assault on Blade Lionheart, he awaits his opponent for the night, Kri Delastano, a man he knows well from his HHW days. Once Kri comes out, the bell is sounded and the match begins. Kri takes an early advantage, given a few tomahawk chops to the head of Blade. But as Kri runs to the ropes, he is met with a similar fate as Blade, and he's caught with an instant, and surprising, High Noon at around the 1 minute and a half mark. Instead of going for the pin, Blade begins mercilessly laying into Kri, and by the time another minute surpasses, Kri is bloodied. Anthony has a sick look on his face, as he reaches out, with his hand full of Kri's blood, and licks it. The crowd boos him sickerly, but he just laughs at them. He's about to continue his assault, when Trav decides to stop the match.
Winner
Not Done Yet
Details: Anthony, annoyed that the match was called to an end so quick, tries to attack the referee, but Travis Wilson slides out the ring and hightails it up the entrance ramp. Anthony pauses for a moment, and then slides out of the ring, grabbing a steel chair from around the announce table. He slides it, along with himself, into the ring. He waits for a moment, until Kri starts stirring, and once Kri gets up to one leg, Anthony drops the chair across his skull- leaving an indent! Kri falls face-first onto the mat, when Anthony delivers another shot with the chair, this time in the square of Kri's back. He raises it again...
And Blade for the Save
Details: ...but, running from the back is Blade Lionheart! Blade slides into the ring, but Anthony smartly slides out, steel chair still in hand, smirking. Blade checks on Kri, all-the-while keeping his eyes on Anthony. Anthony waves the chair, taunting the two men in the ring. As he makes it to the top of the entrance ramp, officials and medics pour from the back towards the ring, as we cut to a commercial break.
Match Three: Singles Match
"Unbreakable" Benjamin Banks vs. The Prophet
Referee: Tyrone Little
Match Details: With the sound of the bell starting off the match, Banks quickly got right into things, knowing he had to keep The Prophet slowed down if he wanted to pick up the win tonight. Running forward, he leaped into the air and connected with a flying lariat and taking Prophet down. He wasn't down for long though, and as Banks moved in to keep him down, Prophet planted a left fist into his gut. Another one followed, and as Banks hunched over, Prophet took him down with a DDT. Both men were back to their feet, but it was obvious that Banks wasn't back up to one hundred percent after his lengthy absence from the ring as Prophet delivered a quick kick to the stomach followed by a suplex. A quick pin attempt by Prophet, but Banks kicked out after two. Prophet began to pick Banks up by his hair, but Banks wrapped around Prophet and landed a T-bone suplex. Both men reached their feet at almost the same moment, but it was The Prophet that was to go on the offensive. As Banks approached him, he connected with The Rapture and sent Banks tumbling backwards into the ropes. The Prophet quickly hooked his arms in the ropes, and slowly raised his palms up into the air as the crowd booed him. A smile crossed his face as he smashed his palms into the side of Banks head. Once... twice... three... and on the fourth time Banks fell free of the ropes. Banks slowly made it to one knee, but had problems making it to his full standing position. Meanwhile, The Prophet had worked his way behind the struggling Banks, and the crowd fell silent as they knew what was to happen next. Banks also knew it was coming though, and as Prophet reached forward for Hatred's Finale, Banks snapped out of his daze and spun towards Prophet. He grabbed one of the Prophet's legs and with his other arm hooked his head and pulled him forward to the mat in a cradle pin. The unexpected move was enough to get the three count, and Banks slid out of the ring with the win.
Winner
Who is the North American Champion?
Details: As Banks is celebrating his win, PCW President Alejandro Walker comes walking down the aisle with the PCW North American Championship in his hand. The fans would normally cheer for the ubber-charismatic "Captain", but the sight of him walking down the aisle with the PCW North American Championship while Benjamin Banks is in the ring, the fans are going nuts! Once "The Captain" made it to the ring, he gets handed a mic, and focuses on Banks.
Captain: Well, you'se 'er Banks...many people are kinda confused on how you gone be wrasslin' in the PCDubyah when you had losted to dat no good coward Mista Showtime at Deadly Intentions back in Decemba. But after some convincin by your pal Non Compos Mentis, and da outcome of his darn match against that son of gun Johnny Vivacious at Game Over, I was able to get ya back on da roster. *fans cheer* And what make it even more satisfyin is dat I'm gonna award you dis here PCW North American Cham...
Voice: Whoa, whoa whoa!
The voice is recognizable, it belonging to former PCW North American Champion Non Compos Mentis. NCM steps from behind the entrance curtain and begins walking down the entrance ramp, microphone in hand. He waste no time in getting down the aisle and into the ring, and gets right in between "The Captain" and Benjamin Banks.
Captain: Wat you'se doin, Mentis? I was bout to 'ward Banks dis herre Championsh...
NCM: Walker...why would you award Banks the North American Championship? What exactly has he done in the last 3 or so months besides lose to Mikey Wryght, bring in some no talent goof named Austin Majesky, who disappeared just as fast as he showed up, and then cost me my North American Championship?
Captain: Mentis, it was you whose asked me to bring Banks back.
NCM: I asked you to bring him back for one reason, Cap'n...and it sure as hell wasn't for you to award him my title! I bet you if Luis heard this, he'd have your ass! It's one thing awarding a title to someone like a Landon Divine, it's another awarding it to someone who has brought this company no money, has lost more matches than he has won, and who comes and goes faster than Johnny Vivacious in-between Chrissy Johnson's legs! I asked you to resign him, for one reason. It's HIS fault that I am not North American Champion right now, and it's HIS ass I wanna beat to win my title back. All you gotta do is say yes.
Captain: Well since da title is vacant, and you did make some valid points, I tell you what, son, at Hostile Takeover, we gonna have Benjamin Banks goin up against Non Compos Mentis for the North American Championship.
NCM: Good. That's all I wanted to hear.
NCM immediately gets into Banks's face, as the feed cuts to a commercial.
Match Four: Singles Match
Non Compos Mentis vs. Pegasus
Referee: Steve Shaw
Match Details: During the break, officials poured down the aisle to make sure nothing happened between Non Compos Mentis and Benjamin Banks. Then Pegasus made his arrival onto the scene. Pegasus tried to reason and talk to NCM, for the two have become somewhat of friends behind the scenes as of late, but Non Compos Mentis paid little attention, and once he heard the bell ring, he went off. With Pegasus and Banks having similar morals, Non Compos Mentis was laying into Pegasus as if he was Banks, even screaming at Peggy and calling him Banks. Peggy wasn't able to mount much of an offensive, his strategy was to just stay alive against the madman. Within 8 minutes, after bouncing Peggy off the ropes, NCM landed his 3D, and secured the win, appropriately enough at the 7 minutes and 6 seconds mark.
Winner
Match Five: Non-Title Singles Match
Lantlas {Tag Team Champion} vs. Mikey Wryght
Referee: Roberto Garcia
Match Details: This match never seen the fruits of existence, for, as Lantlas was standing in the ring, awaiting his opponent Mikey Wryght, Jason Willard jumped from out of the crowd, horse-headed cane in hand, and slid into the ring, knocking Lantlas out from behind. The fans booed big time, for they thought Willard had went home for the night. Not only that, but there's really no reason why he targeted Lantlas. He strikes Lantlas again with his cane, and the referee immediately calls for the bell, throwing out the next match before it can get underway.
Winner
Follow the Leader
Details: Jason gets on-top of Lantlas now and begins grinding his cane across Lantlas's face. He's about to strike him again with the cane, but as he lifts it up, Seth Sinn comes pouring from the back to make the save. Jason stands up to meet him, and the two begin exchanging blows. Seth gets the upperhand and rocks Willard, and then clotheslines him over the top rope and outside the ring. Seth picks up Jason's cane and throws it at him. Jason smirks as he picks up his cane and Seth begins to check on Lantlas. He helps him up to his feet, when Jason looks like he's about to slide back into the ring. Seth sees this and slides out before Jason slides in, and Jason starts to head up the ramp. As Seth begins chasing after him, Lantlas is not too far behind in his pursuit of the two. Jason exits through the entrance curtain, with Seth following a second later. The cameras followed, and as soon as Seth makes it through the curtain, he gets immediately welted by a steel chair. The man swinging that chair? Anthony Douglas, and it appears to be the same chair Anthony attacked Blade with earlier, for blood still lays on it aswell as the indent. A second later, Lantlas appears through the curtain and he too gets blasted by Douglas's chair. Now Willard and Douglas begin to lay the boots into Dominion until Blade Lionheart appears with a silver bat in his hand and both Willard and Douglas take off as the feed cuts to a commercial.
Match Six: Non-Title Singles Match
Ace Anderson {World Champion} vs. Grimm {International Champion}
Referee: Eddie Lane
Match Details: World Champion Ace Anderson against International Champion Grimm. These two men are arguably the best two singles wrestlers on the PCW roster and are it's two premiere champions. However, Ace Anderson holds the only victory against Grimm since his return to the PCW, but under questionable means, and means Grimm has not yet forgotten. Once both men entered the ring, it was on. The atmosphere was definitely there before the bell was heard, but the intensity of the crowd and the competitors amplified once the bell sounded. The two immediately started laying in with rights and lefts against one another, neither wanting to budge or give an inch. And it stayed that way throughout the match. Each time someone mounted an offense, the other was there to change the tides. Whether it was Ace delivering a T-Bone Suplex from the inside of the ring to the out or Grimm landing a Samoan Drop through the commentators' table, the match was that close and that back and forth. The fans witnessed a true classic in the making, as both these competitors put their all, and unleashed just about all their trademark maneuvers, and we had several near finishes. But it was at the 27 minute and 42 second mark that changed the course of this match. Referee Eddie Lane ended up getting poked in the eye, apparently from a mysterious, invisible, spider fly or something, because as Grimm laid down to pin Anderson following a Lament Configuration, Eddie Lane started rubbing his eyes and backpedalling. Grimm angrily got up and approached the referee. But what he didn't see was Mikey Wryght slide from underneath the ring and pull a lead pipe from his pants and level the back of the head of Phinehas. This immediately drops Grimm onto the canvas and Mikey rolls out of the ring. Referee Eddie Lane, somehow, magically recovers and runs over to Anderson and begins helping him onto his feet. Anderson, seeing Grimm in the state he is in, quickly covers him, and, even with Eddie counting "just right" Grimm kicks out. Anderson is shocked, as is Mikey Wryght on the outside, and Anderson raises Grimm to his feet. Ace attempts The Exemplifier, but Grimm slides off of Ace's back and nails a The Harvest once Ace turns around. Grimm makes the pin, and Eddie slowly gets into position and slowly begins a count, until Mikey Wryght pulls him out of the ring. This is the straw that broke the camel's back, and Grimm gets out of the ring and makes chase of Mr. Showtime. Showtime ducks into the back before Grimm can catch him so Grimm turns to make it back down the aisle, however, Eddie Lane makes the quickest ten-count in history, because he goes from 1, to 4, to 6, to calling for the bell at the 34 minute and 16 second mark. Grimm is totally pissed off at the screw-job, and angrily heads to the back.
Winner
There will be blood
Details: As Ace is getting up to his feet, the arena lights immediately turn black and once they turn back on, Ace is drenched in blood. On the top of the entrance-ramp is The Prophet, smirking evilly, as Trauma fades out.
*CLICK*[/i]
Overview
Seth Sinn d. Blade Lionheart via pinfall
Anthony Douglas d. Kri Delastano via referee stoppage
Benjamin Banks d. The Prophet via pinfall
Non Compos Mentis d. Pegasus via pinfall
Lantlas & Mikey Wryght is Thrown Out
Ace Anderson d. Grimm via count-out
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