Post by maddog on Dec 8, 2005 21:40:03 GMT -5
* The scene opens and you see Maddog with a Santa cap on and outside. Snow is falling from the sky and Christmas trees are all around him.
Maddog: I am here today about ready to pick out my Christmas tree for this year. Last years Christmas sucked for me, being in Iraq and all. Matter of fact you could even say I didn’t even have a Christmas last year. There were no Christmas trees or lights, no snow and no real family just my comrades in arms to spend it with. I didn’t get any Christmas presents just merely a few cards, and to make matters worse I not only had to work a fourteen hour day on Christmas Eve but on Christmas day as well. Needless to say last Christmas season I was quite the Grinch. This year I plan on making up for last years Christmas, and even though around this time of year you are suppose to give rather then receive. I still can’t help but to think about receiving my early Christmas present to myself. That present being none other then one half of the tag team titles. Don’t think though for one minute that I am not going to give this Christmas season, because that just isn’t the case. Hell I’ve done already got my Christmas shopping done for my family and come Deadly Intentions I am going to give both mine and Chrissy Johnson’s opponents there presents. For those who are ignorant let me tell you what I’ve got for them come Deadly Intentions.
* Maddog picks up a Christmas tree and takes a branch and snaps it.
Maddog: Did you here that branch snap? My present to my opponents this week is nothing more then a mauling from PCW’s residential K-9, and when the time comes at Deadly Intentions one if not both of them will feel the wrath of the Ankle Biter and well their ankles will snap just like that twig did. I am going to make sure that Deadly Intentions will not only be the last show in 2005 but the best one as well.
* Maddog starts looking at a few different Christmas trees he picks up a few then throws them down.
Maddog: Damn it there has to be that perfect tree somewhere around here.
* Maddog takes a doggie treat out of his pocket and starts to munch on it.
Maddog: You know what why don’t I tell you a little wrestling Christmas story as I look for this perfect tree. I call this story Twas the before Deadly Intentions. It’s my version of Twas the Night before Christmas.
* Maddog then clears his throat and begins to tell the story.
Maddog: Twas before Deadly Intentions and all Maddog could see was the vision of winning tag titles with Chrissy.
No one was quite everyone was stirring even the Captain and Lou. When Byrd came out everyone was like who.
Maddog and Chrissy’s team work was an even flow. They gained the respect from management and below. The vision was so bright and dancing in his head, that he had troubles even getting to bed.
When Maddog hit the dog attack there arouse such a clatter, and the fan’s beers all started to splatter.
Maddog that night was so deadly and quick, that it made his opponents very sick. It was then they knew the reason he came, it was to take the gold and hear the fans chant his name.
Maddog then yelled out for all to hear, Now Loki, Now Mentis, Now Ace and Slither after tonight it will be me you fear.
He then heard Byrd chirping out some words that sounded like tweet tweet. As the vision went on he munched on some dog treats.
Maddog then spoke no more words but went straight to work, he put on the Ankle Biter to Byrd who then turned and jerked. Then Byrd laying with his hands over his face and nose, tapped out and new champs arose.
Chrissy and Maddog held their titles up high, the noise in the arena seemed to make the roof fly. But before they left and walked out of sight, they yelled merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
The End
* After Maddog finishes his story he sees a nice tall well rounded green as can be Christmas tree and picks it up.
Maddog: This one’s perfect. Finally I found the perfect tree.
*Maddog picks up the tree and throws it over his shoulder like Santa’s Christmas sack. He then pays for it and walks to his Hummer and loads it in his Humvee. He looks into the camera with a look of determination on his face.
Maddog: For all you people who get to see this and who have present you might want to tell them to leave the room for a second or cover their ears.
* Maddog takes a second and pauses before speaking again.
Maddog: Lightning, Byrd Santa Clause may not be real but Chrissy and I are, and we are going to make your Christmas this year a living hell.
* Maddog pauses for another moment then begins to speak again.
Maddog: Ok it’s safe now for the kids to listen again I just didn’t want to be the bad guy who told them the truth about the big man with the white beard Santa Clause being nothing more then a fraud. Lightning you and your wannabe tag champ last week just got a small taste of what Chrissy and I have in store for you this week. I have said ever since I came here to PCW that I came here to win gold and this week I am going to do just that. I am going to bring no bark and all bite come Deadly Intentions. As for you Showtime I hear you bitching about how you could lose the tag titles and not even be in the match well first off if you was a real champion you would be able to wrestle in both matches and second off from my understanding the only person to blame is you for not being in this match. So if anyone is to blame for you losing the tag team titles this week it’s not going to be your partner or even Byrd it’s going to be you. But it wouldn’t matter anyway if you was in this match or not, because no matter what the Penguin K-9 connection are walking away with those tag team titles.
* Maddog starts to get into his Humvee then he gets back out and slams his door he looks into the camera with a look of frustration on his face.
Maddog: Ok I am tired of acting like everything is fine between Chrissy and I. Chrissy you best better not show up late like you did at Trauma. You need to pull your head out of your ass and you better do it quick. I don’t know if you had been drinking or just wasn’t feeling well last week but the way you acted it seemed as if you came to our match last week drunk. And well you did say you had a rough night that was another thing that indicated to me that you where drinking before our match or got so drunk the night before that the alcohol was still in effect. Let me tell you something Chrissy if you show up like you did last week this week at Deadly Intentions I guarantee you that you will have an even worse night then you did the other night. You want to drink the night of our match this week that’s fine, just wait until after we win those tag titles. Hell after we win the titles I will take you out if you want. I could be your designated driver if you wish and keep your ass out of trouble. We have tagged twice Chrissy and you have failed me both times. There is no I in team Chrissy. If we are going to win the titles we are going to have to win them as a team. I know we didn’t choose to be a team. But it is something that we are going to have to deal with, in hopes we can work things out. As single wrestlers we are both great now it’s time for us to show we are great as tag wrestlers as well. You say you want the tag titles just as much as I do I sure hope you prove it come Deadly Intentions.
* Maddog then points to the cameraman.
Maddog: Mr. Cameraman I want you to do me a favor. Take and make a copy of this recording and well since you guys seem to be able to get a hold of Chrissy better then I can give her a copy of this. She won’t answer her phone or return any of my messages I leave on her machine so this is the only other way I can think of to send her the message on how I am feeling right now.
* The Cameraman nods his head.
Cameraman: Yes, Mr. Maddog will do.
Maddog: You better do or it will be your ass.
Cameraman: You can count on me Maddog I won’t let you down.
Maddog: Good answer now let’s just hope that you are a man of your word for your sake.
* Maddog then hops back into his Humvee.
Maddog: Well I think I spoke my mind here today I am off to put up this damn tree. Byrd, Lightning my words of advice to the both of you is just hand over those titles this week so that you save yourselves the damn pain of an ass whooping by yours truly. I will see you both at Deadly Intentions better be there at your best if you want to come out alive. They don’t call this PPV Deadly Intentions for nothing.
* Maddog starts to bark as he shuts his door of his Humvee and drives off as the scene fades.
Maddog: I am here today about ready to pick out my Christmas tree for this year. Last years Christmas sucked for me, being in Iraq and all. Matter of fact you could even say I didn’t even have a Christmas last year. There were no Christmas trees or lights, no snow and no real family just my comrades in arms to spend it with. I didn’t get any Christmas presents just merely a few cards, and to make matters worse I not only had to work a fourteen hour day on Christmas Eve but on Christmas day as well. Needless to say last Christmas season I was quite the Grinch. This year I plan on making up for last years Christmas, and even though around this time of year you are suppose to give rather then receive. I still can’t help but to think about receiving my early Christmas present to myself. That present being none other then one half of the tag team titles. Don’t think though for one minute that I am not going to give this Christmas season, because that just isn’t the case. Hell I’ve done already got my Christmas shopping done for my family and come Deadly Intentions I am going to give both mine and Chrissy Johnson’s opponents there presents. For those who are ignorant let me tell you what I’ve got for them come Deadly Intentions.
* Maddog picks up a Christmas tree and takes a branch and snaps it.
Maddog: Did you here that branch snap? My present to my opponents this week is nothing more then a mauling from PCW’s residential K-9, and when the time comes at Deadly Intentions one if not both of them will feel the wrath of the Ankle Biter and well their ankles will snap just like that twig did. I am going to make sure that Deadly Intentions will not only be the last show in 2005 but the best one as well.
* Maddog starts looking at a few different Christmas trees he picks up a few then throws them down.
Maddog: Damn it there has to be that perfect tree somewhere around here.
* Maddog takes a doggie treat out of his pocket and starts to munch on it.
Maddog: You know what why don’t I tell you a little wrestling Christmas story as I look for this perfect tree. I call this story Twas the before Deadly Intentions. It’s my version of Twas the Night before Christmas.
* Maddog then clears his throat and begins to tell the story.
Maddog: Twas before Deadly Intentions and all Maddog could see was the vision of winning tag titles with Chrissy.
No one was quite everyone was stirring even the Captain and Lou. When Byrd came out everyone was like who.
Maddog and Chrissy’s team work was an even flow. They gained the respect from management and below. The vision was so bright and dancing in his head, that he had troubles even getting to bed.
When Maddog hit the dog attack there arouse such a clatter, and the fan’s beers all started to splatter.
Maddog that night was so deadly and quick, that it made his opponents very sick. It was then they knew the reason he came, it was to take the gold and hear the fans chant his name.
Maddog then yelled out for all to hear, Now Loki, Now Mentis, Now Ace and Slither after tonight it will be me you fear.
He then heard Byrd chirping out some words that sounded like tweet tweet. As the vision went on he munched on some dog treats.
Maddog then spoke no more words but went straight to work, he put on the Ankle Biter to Byrd who then turned and jerked. Then Byrd laying with his hands over his face and nose, tapped out and new champs arose.
Chrissy and Maddog held their titles up high, the noise in the arena seemed to make the roof fly. But before they left and walked out of sight, they yelled merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
The End
* After Maddog finishes his story he sees a nice tall well rounded green as can be Christmas tree and picks it up.
Maddog: This one’s perfect. Finally I found the perfect tree.
*Maddog picks up the tree and throws it over his shoulder like Santa’s Christmas sack. He then pays for it and walks to his Hummer and loads it in his Humvee. He looks into the camera with a look of determination on his face.
Maddog: For all you people who get to see this and who have present you might want to tell them to leave the room for a second or cover their ears.
* Maddog takes a second and pauses before speaking again.
Maddog: Lightning, Byrd Santa Clause may not be real but Chrissy and I are, and we are going to make your Christmas this year a living hell.
* Maddog pauses for another moment then begins to speak again.
Maddog: Ok it’s safe now for the kids to listen again I just didn’t want to be the bad guy who told them the truth about the big man with the white beard Santa Clause being nothing more then a fraud. Lightning you and your wannabe tag champ last week just got a small taste of what Chrissy and I have in store for you this week. I have said ever since I came here to PCW that I came here to win gold and this week I am going to do just that. I am going to bring no bark and all bite come Deadly Intentions. As for you Showtime I hear you bitching about how you could lose the tag titles and not even be in the match well first off if you was a real champion you would be able to wrestle in both matches and second off from my understanding the only person to blame is you for not being in this match. So if anyone is to blame for you losing the tag team titles this week it’s not going to be your partner or even Byrd it’s going to be you. But it wouldn’t matter anyway if you was in this match or not, because no matter what the Penguin K-9 connection are walking away with those tag team titles.
* Maddog starts to get into his Humvee then he gets back out and slams his door he looks into the camera with a look of frustration on his face.
Maddog: Ok I am tired of acting like everything is fine between Chrissy and I. Chrissy you best better not show up late like you did at Trauma. You need to pull your head out of your ass and you better do it quick. I don’t know if you had been drinking or just wasn’t feeling well last week but the way you acted it seemed as if you came to our match last week drunk. And well you did say you had a rough night that was another thing that indicated to me that you where drinking before our match or got so drunk the night before that the alcohol was still in effect. Let me tell you something Chrissy if you show up like you did last week this week at Deadly Intentions I guarantee you that you will have an even worse night then you did the other night. You want to drink the night of our match this week that’s fine, just wait until after we win those tag titles. Hell after we win the titles I will take you out if you want. I could be your designated driver if you wish and keep your ass out of trouble. We have tagged twice Chrissy and you have failed me both times. There is no I in team Chrissy. If we are going to win the titles we are going to have to win them as a team. I know we didn’t choose to be a team. But it is something that we are going to have to deal with, in hopes we can work things out. As single wrestlers we are both great now it’s time for us to show we are great as tag wrestlers as well. You say you want the tag titles just as much as I do I sure hope you prove it come Deadly Intentions.
* Maddog then points to the cameraman.
Maddog: Mr. Cameraman I want you to do me a favor. Take and make a copy of this recording and well since you guys seem to be able to get a hold of Chrissy better then I can give her a copy of this. She won’t answer her phone or return any of my messages I leave on her machine so this is the only other way I can think of to send her the message on how I am feeling right now.
* The Cameraman nods his head.
Cameraman: Yes, Mr. Maddog will do.
Maddog: You better do or it will be your ass.
Cameraman: You can count on me Maddog I won’t let you down.
Maddog: Good answer now let’s just hope that you are a man of your word for your sake.
* Maddog then hops back into his Humvee.
Maddog: Well I think I spoke my mind here today I am off to put up this damn tree. Byrd, Lightning my words of advice to the both of you is just hand over those titles this week so that you save yourselves the damn pain of an ass whooping by yours truly. I will see you both at Deadly Intentions better be there at your best if you want to come out alive. They don’t call this PPV Deadly Intentions for nothing.
* Maddog starts to bark as he shuts his door of his Humvee and drives off as the scene fades.