Post by maddog on Dec 11, 2005 13:00:53 GMT -5
* The scene opens and you see Maddog sitting in a chair a man is doing his hair and a female is doing his makeup. Maddog gets up out of the chair in frustration.
Maddog: Why the hell do I have to get my hair done and put all this damn make up on. I mean first off makeup is for girls second off I am a wrestler and wrestlers are suppose to look scruffy and beat up.
Makeup Artist: The makeup makes you glow on the screen Mr. Maddog.
Maddog: I don’t care about glowing.
Hair stylist: And well Mr. Maddog with all do respect you aren’t going into the ring tonight.
Maddog: I know this.
* A man with a headset walks in and yells at Maddog.
Man: Five more minutes Mr. Maddog and it is show time.
Maddog: Yes, sir.
* Maddog then turns and looks at the hairstylist and makeup artist.
Maddog: Now there is no way you can do all you have to do in five minutes maybe my hair, but I don’t think the makeup. I mean I never have worn makeup or anything, but I have been with several women who did. It took them at least an average of forty five minutes.
Makeup Artist: Fine then have it your way I don’t care if you look like a slob out there.
* The makeup artist walks away pissed off and the hair stylist follows shaking his head. Just as they walk out the man with the headset comes back into the dressing room.
Man: It is show time Maddog you ready?
Maddog: I was born ready.
Man: Follow me.
* Maddog follows the man and he gets to a room on one side of the room is a curtain.
Man: Now when you hear your name be called go through that curtain and well you know what to do from there.
* Maddog nods his head and the man walks off. Maddog waits in the room for a few minutes and you hear someone talking through the curtain.
Voice: My first guest currently just got back from Iraq and now is a wrestler in PCW let’s give a warm welcome for the K-9 Maddog.
*You hear an audience chanting Maddog, Maddog Maddog. Maddog walks through the curtain and you see none other then Jay Leno of the tonight show.
*Maddog walks up and shakes Jay’s hand and waves to the crowd. Maddog then takes a seat next to Jay’s desk and Jay sits down at his desk.
Jay Leno: Welcome to the show Maddog.
Maddog: It’s good to be here Jay. Oh and let me tell you right now I always get a kick out of your jokes and skits about our President George W. Bush.
Jay Leno: Thank you. So you just got back from Iraq and then you got back into wrestling in PCW is that correct. I take it from your words about the president that you don’t agree with us being over there right now.
Maddog: Yes, Jay it is. As for me agreeing or disagreeing on us being over in Iraq I feel that it needed to be done, but now should be the time to pull out.
* The fans start to clap.
Maddog: But anyways I am sure you didn’t bring me on the show tonight to talk about my services for this country. Matter of fact I know what you wanted me to be on the show tonight to talk about its about my match I have for the tag team titles at PCW’s next PPV Deadly Intentions which is this week. That’s what you really had me on the show to talk about now isn’t it.
Jay Leno: Well yeah but I am just trying to give the viewers who may not know much about you a bit of a background on you. Anyways about this match you have at the PPV do think you are going to pull it off and win those titles?
Maddog: I don’t know we will just have to wait and see. It’s not too late Jay you can still order the PPV just call your local cable company and tell them you want PCW’s Deadly Intentions and then you can watch live from the courtesy of your home and find out for yourself.
Jay Leno: Sounds like a good idea I might do that. You know I have been in a wrestling ring before.
Maddog: I know I remember seeing that match. I think that my grandmother has better wrestling skills then you do Jay.
Jay Leno: Hey, I won though I have a better record then you do I am at a perfect one for one in the ring. I mean a win is a win is it not.
Maddog: You’ve got a point there a win is a win. But I guarantee you that if you was facing me you wouldn’t have came up with a victory.
Jay Leno: You are probably right there. Let’s talk more about this tag match of yours you have. Who is your partner for this match?
Maddog: Well my partner is none other then the sexy but deadly Chrissy Johnson. Who might I add was very funny last night on SNL.
Jay Leno: You mean your partner is a girl?
* Maddog starts to smile.
Maddog: Yes Jay my partner is a girl.
Jay Leno: And she competes just as good as the rest of the males I bet she gets a lot of crap.
Maddog: Yeah the guys love to give her a hard time.
Jay Leno: So is anything happening between you and your partner relationship wise?
Maddog: No Jay there isn’t it is strictly a business partnership nothing more besides I don’t think if we was to date it would work out because well Chrissy and I are both alike both short tempered.
Jay Leno: So are either one of the tag champs females?
Maddog: No neither one of the tag champs are females. Actually I am not getting to face both of the champs this week there is some new guy by the name of Byrd
*The fans yell. Who? Maddog puts a smile on his face and goes on.
replacing one of the tag champs in this match because he was already signed in a match. But if ask me Chrissy my partner has a bigger set then the all three of these guys even the back up partner the one tag champ has for this match, especially when she is having a BF.
Jay Leno: A BF?
Maddog: Yeah a bitch fit.
* Jay starts to laugh.
Jay Leno: Either that or if it’s that time of the month. So do you and Chrissy have a tag team name for yourselves because I know sometimes tag teams have tag team names?
Maddog: That could be the case as too about it always being that time of the month. As far as a tag team name officially no we don’t have a tag team name, but unofficially I like to call us the Penguin K-9 connection.
Jay Leno: The Penguin K-9 connection huh how did that come about?
* Maddog starts to laugh.
Maddog: Well actually it was something I just thought of the last time Chrissy and I tagged with each other. Chrissy like’s penguins and well I am PCW’s K-9 so it just kind of popped into my head.
Jay Leno: So it is just something you just came up with out of no where huh? That’s cool kind of catching name too. Anyways you was saying that one of the tag team champions isn’t going to be in this match. That doesn’t seem too fair to me that both the champs aren’t getting to be in this match.
Maddog: Well I don’t think it does either, but hey it’s PCW something always out of the ordinary happens. Also the way I see it if Showtime really wanted to be in this match he would have made it happen. I still am going to watch out for Showtime who is the champion that isn’t in the match so he doesn’t come in and cost me the match and the titles this week. But I am sure his opponent will who was a partner of mine last week will do me that favor as will I in making sure Lighting the other tag team champion doesn’t interfere in his match.
Jay Leno: So you actually think this Showtime’s opponent will actually help you get rid of him if he interferes in your match?
Maddog: I can only hope so Jay.
Jay Leno: So who has been the superstar that you loved to face, the superstar who you just love to get in that ring and beat on.
Maddog: Well here recently it has been the tag champions but really I loved beating on this guy named Matteo who when I first came to PCW was talking shit about America because he was from Italy. That is just something I just hate especially when I just come back serving this great country of ours. I have a funny feeling though that we won’t be seeing Matteo ever again because from what I heard he couldn’t get accustomed to freedom of speech so he is back in Italy although I do think he is still under contract with PCW I doubt we will ever see him again. I guess he took my advice when I told him this is America like it or leave it. Well I guess he chose to leave it.
* The audience starts to chant USA, USA, USA
Jay Leno: So is it true that you eat doggie treats.
* Maddog starts to smile.
Maddog: Yes it is Jay. Matter of fact I have some with me right now want to try one.
* Maddog takes a couple of doggie treats out of his pocket and goes to hand one to Jay.
Jay Leno: No thanks I am trying to cut back.
Maddog: Ok suit yourself that just means more for me.
Jay Leno: So what do you call your finisher? I mean what is your finishing move most wrestlers have a move that they like to use that gets them a win what is yours and can you demonstrate it for me.
Maddog: Are you going to be the person I demonstrate it on?
Jay Leno: No!
* Jay points over to Kevin Eubanks of the Tonight Show band.
Jay Leno: I am sure Kevin over there of the Tonight Show band will let you demonstrate it on him.
Kevin Eubanks: OH NO! Jay why do you always volunteer me for the things you are too afraid to do.
Jay Leno: I don’t volunteer you for the stuff I don’t want to do.
Kevin Eubanks: You do too.
* Maddog interrupts Kevin’s and Jay’s conversation.
Maddog: Actually I have two finishers Jay why don’t I demonstrate one of them on each of you.
* You see Kevin get a huge smile on his face after Maddog’s comment.
Jay Leno: I take that back I do believe we have videos of you in the ring maybe we can just take a look at the videos to get the effect of how tough you are in the ring.
Maddog: What ever Jay it’s your show.
* Images of some of Maddog’s previous matches from before PCW and current PCW matches start to play on the big screen.
Jay Leno: Now I would imagine that you have a daily work out schedule how often a week do you get in the gym?
Maddog: Well normally five times a week but sometimes I get lazy and I only make it four but normally five times a week.
* The images of Maddog’s matches continues to show and Maddog starts to watch some of the flicks.
Maddog: Hell Jay you have some matches that I have even forgot about here. Where did you get these flicks?
Jay Leno: I have my sources.
Maddog: You think you could give me a copy of these clips?
Jay Leno: I think that could be arranged.
Maddog: Cool. If you don’t mind I am sure Jay my opponents are watching do you mind if I say a little something to them.
Jay Leno: No I don’t mind.
* The camera zooms in on Maddog.
Maddog: A new era has begun. Lightning yours and Showtime’s time is up as tag team champions and our time meaning Chrissy and I our time is now. Byrd I heard your comments the other day. I heard how you feel that those titles need to be just handed over to Chrissy and I but it’s done already too late for you. You see Byrd you done already got yourself into a world of shit when you signed that contract to get into the ring with PCW’s K-9 Maddog. I do not pity you because this is your first PPV or because this is only your second match. Lightning it seems to me like I am not the only one who doesn’t know where their partner stands this week after Byrd stating that he feels Chrissy and I deserve the titles since Showtime refuses to wrestle in both matches at Deadly Intentions. I think you might want to sit this young kid down and have a little talk to him maybe refresh his memory on what you have at stake that he doesn’t. Either way weather he is on your side or not you both are going to be the ones being taken to the dog pound not me. The Final Bite is going to strike come Deadly Intentions if it doesn’t then the Ankle Biter will either way after the smoke clears and everything is all said in done it’s going to be announced and NEW PCW tag team champions the Penguin and K-9 connection Chrissy Johnson and Maddog. Every dog has it’s day Lightning, Byrd and well the night of Deadly Intentions is going to be my day. I’ll see you in the ring.
Jay Leno: Ladies and gentleman Maddog.
* Maddog starts to bark as the audience claps and Kevin Eubanks plays the show goes to a commercial break and the scene fades.
Maddog: Why the hell do I have to get my hair done and put all this damn make up on. I mean first off makeup is for girls second off I am a wrestler and wrestlers are suppose to look scruffy and beat up.
Makeup Artist: The makeup makes you glow on the screen Mr. Maddog.
Maddog: I don’t care about glowing.
Hair stylist: And well Mr. Maddog with all do respect you aren’t going into the ring tonight.
Maddog: I know this.
* A man with a headset walks in and yells at Maddog.
Man: Five more minutes Mr. Maddog and it is show time.
Maddog: Yes, sir.
* Maddog then turns and looks at the hairstylist and makeup artist.
Maddog: Now there is no way you can do all you have to do in five minutes maybe my hair, but I don’t think the makeup. I mean I never have worn makeup or anything, but I have been with several women who did. It took them at least an average of forty five minutes.
Makeup Artist: Fine then have it your way I don’t care if you look like a slob out there.
* The makeup artist walks away pissed off and the hair stylist follows shaking his head. Just as they walk out the man with the headset comes back into the dressing room.
Man: It is show time Maddog you ready?
Maddog: I was born ready.
Man: Follow me.
* Maddog follows the man and he gets to a room on one side of the room is a curtain.
Man: Now when you hear your name be called go through that curtain and well you know what to do from there.
* Maddog nods his head and the man walks off. Maddog waits in the room for a few minutes and you hear someone talking through the curtain.
Voice: My first guest currently just got back from Iraq and now is a wrestler in PCW let’s give a warm welcome for the K-9 Maddog.
*You hear an audience chanting Maddog, Maddog Maddog. Maddog walks through the curtain and you see none other then Jay Leno of the tonight show.
*Maddog walks up and shakes Jay’s hand and waves to the crowd. Maddog then takes a seat next to Jay’s desk and Jay sits down at his desk.
Jay Leno: Welcome to the show Maddog.
Maddog: It’s good to be here Jay. Oh and let me tell you right now I always get a kick out of your jokes and skits about our President George W. Bush.
Jay Leno: Thank you. So you just got back from Iraq and then you got back into wrestling in PCW is that correct. I take it from your words about the president that you don’t agree with us being over there right now.
Maddog: Yes, Jay it is. As for me agreeing or disagreeing on us being over in Iraq I feel that it needed to be done, but now should be the time to pull out.
* The fans start to clap.
Maddog: But anyways I am sure you didn’t bring me on the show tonight to talk about my services for this country. Matter of fact I know what you wanted me to be on the show tonight to talk about its about my match I have for the tag team titles at PCW’s next PPV Deadly Intentions which is this week. That’s what you really had me on the show to talk about now isn’t it.
Jay Leno: Well yeah but I am just trying to give the viewers who may not know much about you a bit of a background on you. Anyways about this match you have at the PPV do think you are going to pull it off and win those titles?
Maddog: I don’t know we will just have to wait and see. It’s not too late Jay you can still order the PPV just call your local cable company and tell them you want PCW’s Deadly Intentions and then you can watch live from the courtesy of your home and find out for yourself.
Jay Leno: Sounds like a good idea I might do that. You know I have been in a wrestling ring before.
Maddog: I know I remember seeing that match. I think that my grandmother has better wrestling skills then you do Jay.
Jay Leno: Hey, I won though I have a better record then you do I am at a perfect one for one in the ring. I mean a win is a win is it not.
Maddog: You’ve got a point there a win is a win. But I guarantee you that if you was facing me you wouldn’t have came up with a victory.
Jay Leno: You are probably right there. Let’s talk more about this tag match of yours you have. Who is your partner for this match?
Maddog: Well my partner is none other then the sexy but deadly Chrissy Johnson. Who might I add was very funny last night on SNL.
Jay Leno: You mean your partner is a girl?
* Maddog starts to smile.
Maddog: Yes Jay my partner is a girl.
Jay Leno: And she competes just as good as the rest of the males I bet she gets a lot of crap.
Maddog: Yeah the guys love to give her a hard time.
Jay Leno: So is anything happening between you and your partner relationship wise?
Maddog: No Jay there isn’t it is strictly a business partnership nothing more besides I don’t think if we was to date it would work out because well Chrissy and I are both alike both short tempered.
Jay Leno: So are either one of the tag champs females?
Maddog: No neither one of the tag champs are females. Actually I am not getting to face both of the champs this week there is some new guy by the name of Byrd
*The fans yell. Who? Maddog puts a smile on his face and goes on.
replacing one of the tag champs in this match because he was already signed in a match. But if ask me Chrissy my partner has a bigger set then the all three of these guys even the back up partner the one tag champ has for this match, especially when she is having a BF.
Jay Leno: A BF?
Maddog: Yeah a bitch fit.
* Jay starts to laugh.
Jay Leno: Either that or if it’s that time of the month. So do you and Chrissy have a tag team name for yourselves because I know sometimes tag teams have tag team names?
Maddog: That could be the case as too about it always being that time of the month. As far as a tag team name officially no we don’t have a tag team name, but unofficially I like to call us the Penguin K-9 connection.
Jay Leno: The Penguin K-9 connection huh how did that come about?
* Maddog starts to laugh.
Maddog: Well actually it was something I just thought of the last time Chrissy and I tagged with each other. Chrissy like’s penguins and well I am PCW’s K-9 so it just kind of popped into my head.
Jay Leno: So it is just something you just came up with out of no where huh? That’s cool kind of catching name too. Anyways you was saying that one of the tag team champions isn’t going to be in this match. That doesn’t seem too fair to me that both the champs aren’t getting to be in this match.
Maddog: Well I don’t think it does either, but hey it’s PCW something always out of the ordinary happens. Also the way I see it if Showtime really wanted to be in this match he would have made it happen. I still am going to watch out for Showtime who is the champion that isn’t in the match so he doesn’t come in and cost me the match and the titles this week. But I am sure his opponent will who was a partner of mine last week will do me that favor as will I in making sure Lighting the other tag team champion doesn’t interfere in his match.
Jay Leno: So you actually think this Showtime’s opponent will actually help you get rid of him if he interferes in your match?
Maddog: I can only hope so Jay.
Jay Leno: So who has been the superstar that you loved to face, the superstar who you just love to get in that ring and beat on.
Maddog: Well here recently it has been the tag champions but really I loved beating on this guy named Matteo who when I first came to PCW was talking shit about America because he was from Italy. That is just something I just hate especially when I just come back serving this great country of ours. I have a funny feeling though that we won’t be seeing Matteo ever again because from what I heard he couldn’t get accustomed to freedom of speech so he is back in Italy although I do think he is still under contract with PCW I doubt we will ever see him again. I guess he took my advice when I told him this is America like it or leave it. Well I guess he chose to leave it.
* The audience starts to chant USA, USA, USA
Jay Leno: So is it true that you eat doggie treats.
* Maddog starts to smile.
Maddog: Yes it is Jay. Matter of fact I have some with me right now want to try one.
* Maddog takes a couple of doggie treats out of his pocket and goes to hand one to Jay.
Jay Leno: No thanks I am trying to cut back.
Maddog: Ok suit yourself that just means more for me.
Jay Leno: So what do you call your finisher? I mean what is your finishing move most wrestlers have a move that they like to use that gets them a win what is yours and can you demonstrate it for me.
Maddog: Are you going to be the person I demonstrate it on?
Jay Leno: No!
* Jay points over to Kevin Eubanks of the Tonight Show band.
Jay Leno: I am sure Kevin over there of the Tonight Show band will let you demonstrate it on him.
Kevin Eubanks: OH NO! Jay why do you always volunteer me for the things you are too afraid to do.
Jay Leno: I don’t volunteer you for the stuff I don’t want to do.
Kevin Eubanks: You do too.
* Maddog interrupts Kevin’s and Jay’s conversation.
Maddog: Actually I have two finishers Jay why don’t I demonstrate one of them on each of you.
* You see Kevin get a huge smile on his face after Maddog’s comment.
Jay Leno: I take that back I do believe we have videos of you in the ring maybe we can just take a look at the videos to get the effect of how tough you are in the ring.
Maddog: What ever Jay it’s your show.
* Images of some of Maddog’s previous matches from before PCW and current PCW matches start to play on the big screen.
Jay Leno: Now I would imagine that you have a daily work out schedule how often a week do you get in the gym?
Maddog: Well normally five times a week but sometimes I get lazy and I only make it four but normally five times a week.
* The images of Maddog’s matches continues to show and Maddog starts to watch some of the flicks.
Maddog: Hell Jay you have some matches that I have even forgot about here. Where did you get these flicks?
Jay Leno: I have my sources.
Maddog: You think you could give me a copy of these clips?
Jay Leno: I think that could be arranged.
Maddog: Cool. If you don’t mind I am sure Jay my opponents are watching do you mind if I say a little something to them.
Jay Leno: No I don’t mind.
* The camera zooms in on Maddog.
Maddog: A new era has begun. Lightning yours and Showtime’s time is up as tag team champions and our time meaning Chrissy and I our time is now. Byrd I heard your comments the other day. I heard how you feel that those titles need to be just handed over to Chrissy and I but it’s done already too late for you. You see Byrd you done already got yourself into a world of shit when you signed that contract to get into the ring with PCW’s K-9 Maddog. I do not pity you because this is your first PPV or because this is only your second match. Lightning it seems to me like I am not the only one who doesn’t know where their partner stands this week after Byrd stating that he feels Chrissy and I deserve the titles since Showtime refuses to wrestle in both matches at Deadly Intentions. I think you might want to sit this young kid down and have a little talk to him maybe refresh his memory on what you have at stake that he doesn’t. Either way weather he is on your side or not you both are going to be the ones being taken to the dog pound not me. The Final Bite is going to strike come Deadly Intentions if it doesn’t then the Ankle Biter will either way after the smoke clears and everything is all said in done it’s going to be announced and NEW PCW tag team champions the Penguin and K-9 connection Chrissy Johnson and Maddog. Every dog has it’s day Lightning, Byrd and well the night of Deadly Intentions is going to be my day. I’ll see you in the ring.
Jay Leno: Ladies and gentleman Maddog.
* Maddog starts to bark as the audience claps and Kevin Eubanks plays the show goes to a commercial break and the scene fades.