Post by pandora on May 26, 2005 14:37:07 GMT -5
As the crowd begins to settle down we find Pandora already in the PCW arena ring with mic in hand and dressed in her ring attire. She walks back and forth till finally she puts the mic to her luscious lips and speaks.
Pandora: Tonight is the night that I am in an over the top battle royal at the PPV ..Revival. I'm going to say each name and then tell you what I think about them so bear with me folks. My first victim..oopps..opponent...is named Slither! Who the hell is Slither? Is that suppose to be a snake who crawls on his stomach and thinks he going to scare me that way? No wait...I know...its that movie with Sharon Stone...no wait a minute..that was sliverrr! My bad!! The next one is...TPA! TPA from what I have gathered is a nut job waiting for the mental hospital to take him in and lock him up for good. Hehehe! Got to remember to bring my pepper spray for the idiot. Next we have...Rayne..OH BOY...! Sound like something to do with the weather maybe? He hasn't debuted and yet hasn't even signed the contract. So why in the world is he even here facing me. Stick his ass back on the street corner so he can finish being the Ho he is. We come to the finally opponent...Havik! Now Havik...hun....I don't know if anyone told you...but wearing a mask is so outdated..I mean come on...Kane from the WWE wore it till they forced it off him when he faced HHH for his world title and lost and had to remove it from his face. The guard was right...you are such a freak of nature. You are the most horrible looking male/beast I have ever laid eyes on. Not to mention...I think you need better clothes. The Thrift store is not the best place to buy clothes. I am sure your breath is reeking with funk. If it is then you need a serious breath mint. Plz do is all a favor and change your look. I bet if you did...You might have a slight chance of getting a date with someone decent. Now thats all cleared...I want to send a good luck to someone who is going to need it tonight. Angelica....out of all the roster here your the most talented. And If I am hitting it close you should be able to beat who ever you face. So dear good luck. A warning to my opponents tonight as I enter this very ring....Don't take me lightly for if you do....I will not hesitate to end you in this match. I have no remorse when it comes to fighting. I will not quit until I say I'll quit..and that aint happening. So now with that said..LET'SSSS Party!!!!
Tbc by no one!!