Post by A Ghost in the Wind on May 23, 2006 8:41:51 GMT -5
PCW Collision Course
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Live on Pay-Per-View from the sold-out Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
Dark Match Introductions
Details: As with all Pay-Per-Views hosted by the PCW, Mark Long got into the ring and warned everyone that laser pointers and videotaping and recording the show was prohibited and that people can be removed from the arena, without refund, for not abiding by those rules. He also warned them of the dangers of trying any of the moves down by the professionals at home. Following that, he announced that there was to be a special bonus match up next, which was a Battle Royal. Referee Tim Jones entered the ring and Mark announced the participants of the Battle Royal.
Dark Match: Battle Royal
Participants: Jade, Menace, Chris "X" Crime, Brian "Atlas" McNight, Jackle
Referee: Tim Jones
Match Details: Since this was a Battle Royal, all the participants will enter the ring and then the match would start; Pinfall, Submission, and over-the-top were all suitable for elimination. Jackle and Menace entered first, followed by Jade, who was followed by Chris Crime, who then was followed by Atlas, who posed his way down to ringside. Once in, Timmy singled for the bell, and the match began. All started brawling immediately. Surprising was Jade, the only female of the bunch, going right in aswell, taking it to Jackle.
Jackle and Menace used their tag team smarts, and as Jade was taking it to Jackle, Menace snuck up from behind her and threw her over the top rope, making her the first to be eliminated at the 2 minute and 11 second mark. The fans jeered a bit, for Jade had been a favorite going into the match and it was surprising to see her be the first gone. That left the ring to just four.
Menace got ambushed from behind by Atlas and then Chris began battling with Jackle. Jackle, already hurt, wasn't able to do much, and was then eliminated by Crime at the 4 minute and 24 second mark. Brian, who had been exchanging blows with Menace, got grabbed from behind by Crime, and he tossed him over the ropes at the 4 minute and 34 second mark. This left the field with two.
Chris formed a sickening smirk on his face and he began beating the hell out of Meance. The fans booed Crime's ruthlessness, but Chris barely was phased. Chris raised Menace and was about to hit his Crimeanation finisher move on him, but Menace somehow managed to get off of the shoulders' of Crime, and pushed him towards the ropes, with Crime falling over the top rope. Menace raised his arm in triumph, but failed to realize Crime had held on and skimmed the cat. But instead of coming back in, Crime got onto the ropes, and when Menace turned, Crime leaped off, and ended up hitting his X Factor finishing move. He stayed for a three count, and won his match at the 7 minute and 31 second mark.
Winner
Introductions
Details: "Shallow" by Porcupine Tree blared throughout the arena as a video package highlighting the matches scheduled to happen plays on the PCW-Tron. Following the video package, the PCW-Tron cuts off, and the camera gives us a live-action shot as it pans throughout the arena. "Shallow" continues to play, while the camera begins highlighting fan signs. Some of the signs that are noticed are: "Showtime's a Sucka!", "Lantlas: The Elven Champion", "TUHA Can Go To Hell!", "Genesis of a Champion: Justin Michaels", and "Rodney Phoenix is scared of Competition!" The cameras also spots Minnesota Timberwolf All-Star, and South Carolina native, Kevin Garnett in the crowd with teammates Ricky Davis and Trenton Hassell Carolina, in the crowd. After a bit of banter from Jerry Andrews and Michael Williams, we're surprised when Anthony Douglas's own mix of, "Devil's Dance" by Metallica begins to play throughout the arena, cutting off "Shallow" by Porcupine Tree.
Seeking Ian...Found Melissa
Details: What would have been unexpected had his music not had played, Anthony Douglas makes his way down to ringside, and once in the ring, his music cuts off and he speaks.
Anthony Douglas: I know there's alot of people out there who hate my God damn guts. I know that there are alot of people who want to see me get my ass kicked...hell, I wouldn't mind seeing my ass getting kicked either. But certain things have come to my attention and I feel I need to address them. First and foremost, I realize alot of you out there thing it's a good thing that Seth took a shit on my family's memory and my guilt. Time was, I would sit in a corner and feel sorry for myself, say something pathetic and depressed and deal with it by trying to shoot myself. Well, Anthony Douglas has had an epiphany. Seth, you want to talk out your ass, that's fine son. Later tonight, I'll drag your ass across sandpaper until only bone shows, stomp a hole square in your chest and sign your death certificate with your own blood. You are never going to step on my family again.
~There's a mixed crowd reaction as Anthony continues~
Anthony Douglas: But I came out here to address another piece of crap here in the PCW. See, Seth can run his mouth off and say I can beat his ass, but Ian Brody writes from the safety of his own desk. You want to see my ass get kicked, son? Why don't you drag your little carcass down here and explain to me why I shouldn't take your pen and give you an ink enema? You sit there and write your little bullshit and you say I suck and I'm not supposed to do anything about? Eh-eh! That isn't about to happen! You can carry the water for Luis...you can polish "The Captain's" axe handles, but fact of the matter is you got a yellow stripe longer than the Pacific Coast Highway! So, you bring your ass out here and defend what you wrote about me, son. I'll shut this entire damn PPV down, and if Luis and the Captain have a problem...you come down here and I'll beat your asses too! You can hide behind your bodyguards, but the fact of the matter is, you people are done jerking me around! Anthony Douglas' time has come when I get the shot, you're looking at the new PCW Champion! So, Ian Brody, you've got thirty seconds! You've got 30 seconds to get out here!
~Thirty seconds come and go, and Anthony is peeved about what he takes as the lack of balls from Ian. However, instead of Ian coming out from the back, someone he knows very well gets helped over the guardrail from her front-row seat and enters the ring.~
Anthony Douglas: Melissa...
~She cuts him off~
Melissa: ...Anthony. You know this is now what you need to do in order to get what you want. Ian made you angry, but you know you don't have to try and hurt him to prove how much of a man you are. I know what you're capable of, but this really isn't what you need to do. You have a match later on tonight, and that's what you should be focused on. Anthony, I know you can be a good person...the person I know. Beating up on Ian Brody isn't going to help anything. If anything, you'll lose your job for this. You don't want that to happen. Come on Anthony, just go back to the back, and focus on your match.
~Anthony hesitates for a moment, before realizing she's right, and exits the ring with her. He helps her over the guardrail and back into her seat and gives him a small peck on his cheek. Anthony heads back up the entrance ramp, with no music playing, and then the PCW-Tron comes on with a clip featuring the debut of the Genesis Championship.~
Match One: Fatal-Four Way Match for the vacant Genesis Championship
Rodney Phoenix vs. The Byrd vs. Justin "Stormm" Michaels vs. Mark Brown
Referee: Tyrone Little
Details: The first match of the evening would become historic for many reasons. It's the first match where The Byrd and Rodney Phoenix will wrestle for a PCW Championship on Pay-Per-View. It's the first match back for Justin Michaels since Mass Destruction, where Justin suffered a defeat at the hands of Ace Anderson. It's the first Pay-Per match for Mark Brown since his loss at Deadly Intentions to the team of Chrissy Johnson and Maddog. And it's also the first time the PCW Genesis Championship will ever be on the line.
Mark Brown entered the ring first, followed by Rodney Phoenix, who was followed by The Byrd, who was then followed by Justin "Stormm" Michaels. Veteran referee Tyrone Little, raised the PCW Genesis Championship in the air and then signaled for the bell. Once the bell was heard, Mark went immediately after The Byrd. The two began trading blows, until Byrd got the upperhand and knocked Mark over the top rope, following him to the outside.
At the same very time that was going on, Rodney and Justin started the match by doing a test of strength. Justin got the upperhand by bringing Rodney down to his knees, but Rodney out-powered Justin, and got back up to a vertical position. It was then his turn to bring Justin to his knees. Justin tried to get back onto his feet, but it was Rodney who used smarts to kick Justin dead-square into his chest, keeping him down and knocking the wind out of him all at the same time.
Rodney began putting the boots to Justin, while on the outside, Mark had gotten the upperhand and began whipping Byrd into the guardrail and then into the ring steps. He grabs Byrd and whips him into the guardrail again. He tries to whip him into the ring post, but as he grabs him up to his feet, a fan begins yelling and taunting Mark. Mark becomes angered and outraged and begins shouting back at the fan. By the time he focuses back on the match and tries to whip Byrd into the post, Byrd reverses it, and sends Mark shoulder first into it. Mark holds his arm in pain, as the camera switches back to the ring where Justin Michaels had gotten the upperhand on Rodney, for he has him in a sleeper hold.
Not realizing the match could end if Justin or Rodney defeats eachother in the ring, Byrd and Mark continue to brawl on the outside. Referee Tyrone Little begins checking to see if the fading Rodney Phoenix is out of it, but as he raises his arm twice, Rodney holds it up for the third and begins delivering elbows to the abdomen of Justin. After he breaks the hold, he runs to and bounces off the ropes, ducks under an attempted clothesline by Stormm, and hits the other ropes. But before he could come bouncing back, The Byrd trips up Rodney and pulls him on the outside with him and Mark.
Byrd, Mark, and Rodney begin to battle, while Justin is in the ring, getting his breath. However, Justin doesn't take too long to get right back in on the action, for he gets to the top rope, and jumps out delivering a sweet looking Missile Dropkick from the ropes to the outside, knocking down all three of his opponents. Here is where the referee would begin the mandatory ten count if there had been one, however, since this is under Genesis Rules, that ten count is no longer.
However, what is in affect is the standard 15 minute time limit, and the match is beginning to get close to that limit. It's already over 12 minutes into the match, and no one really seems to be taking the upperhand. All the men are on the outside, trying to compose themselves into fighting stance after that Missile Dropkick by Stormm, and it's Mark Brown who is first to get to a ready state.
Mark grabs Rodney Phoenix and tosses him into the ring. It looks as if Mark is about to try and nail Rodney with The Devil Driver, and he begins to wait until Rodney is back onto his feet. It's at this time that The Byrd gets back into the ring, entering from behind Mark. As Byrd gets ready to strike Mark, Mark instinctively turns around and catches him with a Superkick that he called the Sudden Impact. He goes to pin Byrd, but the attempt is broken up by both Rodney Phoenix and a now-in-ring Justin Michaels.
Rodney grabs Mark and places him in the Phoenix Deathlock, and cinches it in. At the very same time, however, Justin has just placed his arm over the fallen body of The Byrd. Referee Tyrone Little has to make a decision what to do- whether to count the pinfall for Justin or to catch if Mark will tap out.
Making a gut-call, Tyrone dives onto the mat and begins the three count. One, two, thr...at this moment, the bell is sounded, and less than a half of second later, we can see Mark Brown tapping out and Tyrone's hand hitting the mat for the third time.
Rodney releases the hold and reaches for, and grabs, the Genesis Championship from Mark Long. He raises it in the air, as the fans boo. But then Tyrone grabs the Championship from Rodney, and the fans pop big time. Stormm, sensing he won, grabs the belt from Tyrone and raises in the air aswell. The fans pop even louder, but that's short-lived because the referee grabs the title from Justin aswell. Justin and Rodney both turn to Tyrone, seeking an answer, when Mark Long voice begins to radiate out of the arena.
The ruling of the match gets announced as a time limit draw! The fans let out a large gasp of disbelief, as Justin has an exhausted and confused look on his face, and Rodney, with his blue-hair wet with sweat matted onto his face, screams out in disbelief, "You got to be shitting me." Tyrone rolls out of the ring, with the Genesis Championship leaving both Rodney and Justin, aswell as the now standing Byrd and Mark Brown, confused with what had just happened. The feed then cuts to a video package.
Winner
Xplicytly Speaking
Details: The PPV is brought to a sudden "glitch" of the arena lights all going off. Fans begin to make murmurs about what's going on, and begin to have doubts about the continuity of the show. Technical difficulties happen for a reason, but you get the feeling this isn't one of those. Suddenly you hear static on the PCW-Tron. As the static fizzles out, rapidly rotating images of Jason and Destiny Willard along with Evelyn Wilson flash by. Silver lighting effects begin to flicker to give the fans some sort of light. This is when smoke begins filling the ENTIRE stage, concealing the actual entrance way itself.
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dreamed before." EDGAR ALLAN POE
And with that famous quote, the beginning chords of "Unstable" by Adema start playing to a LOUD chorus of boos. Through the smoke, three figures appear, slowly walking to the ramp. As the silver lighting reveals, it's the trio that has been self named Xplicyt. Jason is on the left side of the stage, with Evelyn in the middle and then Destiny on the ring. All of them look....interestingly dressed for this evening.
[Jason: Has on a black top hat, with his braids hanging down from it. He also has on a black tuxedo coat, over a matching colored T-Shirt with a picture of former INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence on it. His ring attire is black in color with a conjoined UnHoly Alliance logo done in Violet Purple with Silver trim around it. Painted around the left eye, is something similar to Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Strangely enough, he is without "The Horseman"]
[Evelyn: Wearing a dress similar to that of the Corpse Bride. On the right leg is a fishnet stocking. On the left leg are pantyhose. Ev has her make up done in the color of black. That's for eyeliner and lipstick. Her hair as well is done in multiple braids like Jason's is.]
[Destiny: Wearing a torn and tattered black wedding dress without a veil. Looks to be wearing ruby red slippers, but cannot tell in the lighting given. Has lace sleeves with some shows of wear and tear on them. Her hair like the other two partners is done in braids, is wearing no make up apparently, as she elects for the natural beauty that she brings.]
The trio head down the ring with Jason leading the way for his ladies, ignoring what the fans have to say to him and what not. He's not with his tag title currently, probably choosing to leave it in the back till it's time to put it on. Once halfway to the ring, Willard sprints in and slides inside of the ring under the bottom rope. The women do the same thing moments later with the trio all getting up and sharing some.....explicit poses. The lights return to normal as booing can be heard. Willard takes a mic while commanding Destiny and Evelyn to go pick a corner and have a seat. They do, with Evelyn relaxing Raven style against the far left corner. Destiny sits on her lap, and Jason comes to sit between their legs in a split legged position.
-Willard-
Well isn't this a strange development of a breakout happening. Not only am I here tonight, but as you can see, I brought my ladies with me. Funny thing is, unlike all of you out there, they aren't of the gay nature. Well not fully, I mean after all, we're all married to one another..
Jason smiles and laughs. Removing his top hat, he tosses it out of the ring and looks back to share kisses with Evelyn and Destiny, as they too do the same thing seconds afterwards. Willard throws his braids back and crawls out of the corner. Pulling himself to the middle of the ring, he looks around at the fans with a dark, disturbing look. Almost like he's going into a trance. Slowly shaking his head as the chant of 'FUCKING FREAKS" breaks out, Willard slides the mic up to his lips and begins to talk once more.
-Willard-
Typical of you Americans. Unacceptive to the unknown. You see, just because we are involved in a love triangle and have our own way of style, you guys look down upon us so called freaks. But what is a freak? What, are we classified that for being different? For if so....The Bitter Tears That Fall From Your Closing Eyes, Shall Be Captured Within Our Souls, and Released Into A Darkened Abyss. For Fate Has Commanded This Path.
That remark quiets the crowd down as they don't quite know what to make of that. Willard spins around to face Destiny and Evelyn, as they look on with devious smiles. Destiny squirms off of Ev's lap and scoots her body down about an inch and half away from her vagina (top of head points to it.) Willard crawls seductively over in that direction. He crawls on top of Destiny, makes out with her for a minute and then slides down to Ev's private region, eating her out through the opening in her dress, so that his head disappears. The look on Evelyn's face shows pure pleasure, while Destiny manhandles her man's penis from inside his tights. Jason slides out with Ev biting her lip and playing with a braid. The two of them share a good passionate kiss, before Jason pulls himself completely up onto his feet. Stepping over Destiny, who slides back so that her head rests in Evelyn's lap (she plays with her sis' braids), Willard licks his lips and pulls the mic back up.
-Willard-
IT'S JUST THAT FUCKING EASY PEOPLE!...put the emphasis on the word fucking, because that's what the three of us will be doing once we get back out to California. Hell, we may do that tonight, right here, in the middle of this god damn ring. But let's get something straight right now. PEGASUS...PROPHET....you good for nothing, bible thumping, and honk if you love Jesus bastards are going to find out that you cannot defeat an UnHoly Alliance. Better yet, Tha UnHoly Alliance. Many teams have tried of various combinations. So go ahead Prophey. Downgrade to a Peggy. But the end result will be the same....
Willard motions for Destiny and Evelyn to join him at the sides. Destiny comes to his left, Evelyn to the right. You can sense something is about to happen as Willard turns so that his back faces the ladies in the line up. Which it does. In one quick instant, Destiny flashes her breasts. Willard moons the crowd. Evelyn reveals her vagina. The whole bit lasts for approximately five seconds, giving the fans something to cheer or boo about. Then as they laugh and cover back up, Willard switches back around so that he faces the camera. But what Willard doesn't know is that once the camera sensed something was going to happen, the PCW Production truck through up a censored box covering all three of them. Only people who seen what happened, was the fans in attendance.
-Willard-
Anarchy is dead. But Xplicyt is forever!
And with that the mic gets dropped. Adema kicks back up as the bizarre trio exit the ring. They soon head to the back, linked by holding each other's hands, as this bit has finally ended.
Match Two: Singles Match
Seth Sinn vs. "Wolverine" Anthony Douglas
Referee: Roberto Garcia
Details: Seth Sinn enters the ring first, looking ready to fight, and then Anthony Douglas enters the ring. Anthony we already seen earlier tonight, and we know he's ready to fight. Before the bell is even sounded, the two rivals begin striking one another with rights and lefts. Mark Long, who doubles as the timekeeper, rings the bell. Roberto tries to get into the middle to separate the men, but they both instinctively shove him down. He gets back up to his feet, but refrains from disqualifying both men. Roberto gets close enough, but doesn't get in between them this time, and cautions them that they will be disqualified.
The two stop with the right and lefts when Seth grabs Anthony in a side-headlock, but Anthony reverses it by powering Seth into an Atomic Drop. Anthony pushes Seth out of the ring and immediately follows. Referee Roberto Garcia begins the mandatory ten count. While on the outside, the two exchanged the attack a few times, with both of them ending up hitting a suplex onto the outside mat at one point. Melissa, who we had met earlier in the night, flinched as the two fought on the outside, not really appreciating the carnage.
Referee Roberto Garcia gets to the 9 count, but stops counting after that, trying to get the two men back inside the ring. Neither listen, and Roberto climbs out of the ring and steps towards Douglas, who had been on the offensive, as Seth had been taken down when his face was smashed into the ring post. Roberto tells Douglas to get it back in the ring or he and Seth will both be counted out.
At the 6 minute mark, Anthony, not trying to lose the match, listens to the referee and gets inside the ring. Roberto follows him, and as the two are getting back in the ring, they don't see Seth reaching underneath it and pulling out a lead pipe. Roberto looks out from in between the ropes to tell Seth to comeback in before he gets counted out aswell, but Seth, not paying attention to who is coming out of those ropes, swings the pipe and connects with it right to the skull of Roberto.
Roberto goes down hard, and Seth enters the ring, but is immediately knocked down by a vicious European Uppercut. Anthony looks at the pipe, and goes to grab it, but he happens to glance out at Melissa at ringside, and she stands from her seat shaking her head no in disapproval. Anthony doesn't take the pipe and instead tries to grab Seth, but Seth low-blows him.
With Anthony hunched over, Seth grabs the pipe and smashes it over the back of Douglas. Referee Tim Jones runs from the backstage area and immediately calls for the bell, having Mark Long announce Anthony Douglas as the winner due to disqualification.
Winner