Post by hostile on May 18, 2006 10:50:42 GMT -5
Bizarre: Strikingly unconventional and far-fetched in style or appearance; odd
Remember that word, for it will come into play before I finish my story.....
[5/17/06]
Wednesday Morning started off like any other. Me, Destiny and Evelyn all sleeping with one another in some sort of contorted positioning where we all touched. On my dresser sat my tag team title, and then a picture of my children to remind me what meant the most in life. Of course joining that to some degree had to be a shroud of bad, as the bottle of Prozac also was sitting there. But that's not important. At around 9:00 am, we all woke up, slowly but surely. Destiny went first, woke me up. I stirred and opened my eyes to her lips coming down to press on mine. Allowing a quick kiss, Destiny pulled away and the two of us awoke Evelyn. She too got a kiss from Destiny before she took off to go cook breakfast, leaving myself and Evelyn in the bedroom.
We took advantage of that by fooling around for a grand total of fifteen seconds, before breaking apart so we could go do our own things. I headed in for a shower; Evelyn went to go play with her sister some. Well, they weren't related by blood as I found out. Just adoption. So I turned on the water, stripped out of my clothes and got in underneath the warm mixed with cool current of streaming flow. Very relaxing. Once I got done with that, I got changed into attire filled with black. Then I met the gals out in the living room, where they were already eating. Going to the kitchen, I looked for some of what they had, only to find NONE! So turning around and looking at the cook for this morning....
-Willard-
Destiny...I KNOW you didn't cook enough for just you two. Tell me that what I saw in there was just a hallucination and that there really is food for me waiting.
Destiny finished chewing her food and nodded slowly, raising a smile on my face, but a giggle from Evelyn as she turned her head away. I would be sure to deal with her later. So my eyes rotated back to the focus of Destiny as she got up and approached me. She tried to be cunning by putting her arms around me, but I backed away before she could get them wrapped.
-Willard-
NO! I want food and I want it...right now.
And with that, my fist got slammed into the palm of my left hand. Destiny shrugged, cleared off the kitchen counter and lay across it, with her night gown taken off, to reveal her red bra and matching lace panties. She tossed her blonde hair back and called me on. Evelyn looked turned on by this, as I could see exactly where her hand was headed for. Destiny caught me by the wrist and pulled me on top of her, so she could have a make out session with me. I didn't want to give in, but hey, I AM a male after all. Not like Destiny was ugly in the slightest bit. So as I fucked her on the counter, the other sound of moaning came from Evelyn who was having a fun time I guess fingering herself. So to say this love triangle was bizarre, would be a gross understatement.
Once I finished with Destiny some twenty minutes later, I pulled out and made my way to Evelyn, whom just had an orgasm herself. Yanking her head back with a handful of hair, I clenched my right hand so that only the index finger was up. She slowly shook her head with pleading eyes, as I gave her one of those Al Bundy looks that he gets when a hot chick walks in front of him. Then I lowered the boom into her still...recuperating lower region. That made her groan LOUD, before she doubled over. After all, she was still sensitive. But hey, that's what she gets for not asking daddy for permission to play with herself.
Destiny was removed from the situation, retreating to the bathroom so she could take a shower of her own. I would have joined her (and I did for a couple mins to clean off). So once I did that, I went back out and watched some tapes of Prophet and Pegasus tag team matches to further study my opponents for Sunday. Evelyn went and joined Destiny in the shower, leaving me all to myself. But I had a surprise for both of them when they showed up together. Nothing sexual for once. Though I wouldn't put it past them once I lowered the boom. Soon enough they came out, dressed like twins from a Disney cartoon that we all know and love....Alice in Wonderland. Destiny fit better because she was a blonde. But Evelyn with her brown hair wasn't a bad match for the blue dress. Just as I had lied to myself, having just watched the match me and Loco won the tag titles at and then when Locz beat Prophet this past Trauma, I flipped off the TV. Facing my ladies of the night, I looked at both of them, and they looked at me. Made me tense for a second.
-Willard-
Ladies, I have a surprise for you.....
-Destiny & Evelyn-
SO DO WE!
Ut oh I thought to myself. What could this be? So all at one big simultaneous time, we dropped to one knee glancing at each other, all three of us holding out engagement rings. Me proposing to Destiny and Evelyn. Destiny proposing to me and Evelyn. Then Evelyn proposing to Destiny and Myself. So basically a triple engagement, in which the wedding would have to take place somewhere where same sex marriages were legal. Since the two of them would need it.
-Willard-
So we see that we are in agreement here to profess our undying explicit love for each other, through the way of marriage. Except, I change the letters around and call this tandem XPLICYT! But yes, I will take you Destiny and you Evelyn to be my wives.
-Destiny-
And I take you Jason to be my husband again and you Evelyn as my wife. Should be like playing grown up house, only BETTER (she winks).
-Evelyn-
And I take you Destiny to be my wife and you Jason to be my husband. Think of it like playing doctor, except we'll have more "exploring" to do with one another.
So the rings all got exchanged, and oddly enough the main stone surrounded by diamonds was our birthstones. I don't believe it was common for a male to have an engagement ring himself, but uhhhh, I never claimed to be normal, now did I? So all six of our ring fingers accompanied rings on them. A triple hug was met, followed by me slamming their heads into one another for a double noggin knocker.
-Willard-
Tag bitches, you're it.
And then I got up to run for my tag title. I was going to grab it up, kabong those two and get the fuck out of the house so I really could go study for my match Sunday. Too bad I never even made it out of the bedroom, because that's where a triple threat battle royale took place. Ohhhhhh god, the story of my life. Marrying two women (even if for some reason it can't happen legally, we'll still pretend) and then getting the chance to defend tag team gold. As I normally would say to something so jubilant...FUCK YEAH!
END
Remember that word, for it will come into play before I finish my story.....
[5/17/06]
Wednesday Morning started off like any other. Me, Destiny and Evelyn all sleeping with one another in some sort of contorted positioning where we all touched. On my dresser sat my tag team title, and then a picture of my children to remind me what meant the most in life. Of course joining that to some degree had to be a shroud of bad, as the bottle of Prozac also was sitting there. But that's not important. At around 9:00 am, we all woke up, slowly but surely. Destiny went first, woke me up. I stirred and opened my eyes to her lips coming down to press on mine. Allowing a quick kiss, Destiny pulled away and the two of us awoke Evelyn. She too got a kiss from Destiny before she took off to go cook breakfast, leaving myself and Evelyn in the bedroom.
We took advantage of that by fooling around for a grand total of fifteen seconds, before breaking apart so we could go do our own things. I headed in for a shower; Evelyn went to go play with her sister some. Well, they weren't related by blood as I found out. Just adoption. So I turned on the water, stripped out of my clothes and got in underneath the warm mixed with cool current of streaming flow. Very relaxing. Once I got done with that, I got changed into attire filled with black. Then I met the gals out in the living room, where they were already eating. Going to the kitchen, I looked for some of what they had, only to find NONE! So turning around and looking at the cook for this morning....
-Willard-
Destiny...I KNOW you didn't cook enough for just you two. Tell me that what I saw in there was just a hallucination and that there really is food for me waiting.
Destiny finished chewing her food and nodded slowly, raising a smile on my face, but a giggle from Evelyn as she turned her head away. I would be sure to deal with her later. So my eyes rotated back to the focus of Destiny as she got up and approached me. She tried to be cunning by putting her arms around me, but I backed away before she could get them wrapped.
-Willard-
NO! I want food and I want it...right now.
And with that, my fist got slammed into the palm of my left hand. Destiny shrugged, cleared off the kitchen counter and lay across it, with her night gown taken off, to reveal her red bra and matching lace panties. She tossed her blonde hair back and called me on. Evelyn looked turned on by this, as I could see exactly where her hand was headed for. Destiny caught me by the wrist and pulled me on top of her, so she could have a make out session with me. I didn't want to give in, but hey, I AM a male after all. Not like Destiny was ugly in the slightest bit. So as I fucked her on the counter, the other sound of moaning came from Evelyn who was having a fun time I guess fingering herself. So to say this love triangle was bizarre, would be a gross understatement.
Once I finished with Destiny some twenty minutes later, I pulled out and made my way to Evelyn, whom just had an orgasm herself. Yanking her head back with a handful of hair, I clenched my right hand so that only the index finger was up. She slowly shook her head with pleading eyes, as I gave her one of those Al Bundy looks that he gets when a hot chick walks in front of him. Then I lowered the boom into her still...recuperating lower region. That made her groan LOUD, before she doubled over. After all, she was still sensitive. But hey, that's what she gets for not asking daddy for permission to play with herself.
Destiny was removed from the situation, retreating to the bathroom so she could take a shower of her own. I would have joined her (and I did for a couple mins to clean off). So once I did that, I went back out and watched some tapes of Prophet and Pegasus tag team matches to further study my opponents for Sunday. Evelyn went and joined Destiny in the shower, leaving me all to myself. But I had a surprise for both of them when they showed up together. Nothing sexual for once. Though I wouldn't put it past them once I lowered the boom. Soon enough they came out, dressed like twins from a Disney cartoon that we all know and love....Alice in Wonderland. Destiny fit better because she was a blonde. But Evelyn with her brown hair wasn't a bad match for the blue dress. Just as I had lied to myself, having just watched the match me and Loco won the tag titles at and then when Locz beat Prophet this past Trauma, I flipped off the TV. Facing my ladies of the night, I looked at both of them, and they looked at me. Made me tense for a second.
-Willard-
Ladies, I have a surprise for you.....
-Destiny & Evelyn-
SO DO WE!
Ut oh I thought to myself. What could this be? So all at one big simultaneous time, we dropped to one knee glancing at each other, all three of us holding out engagement rings. Me proposing to Destiny and Evelyn. Destiny proposing to me and Evelyn. Then Evelyn proposing to Destiny and Myself. So basically a triple engagement, in which the wedding would have to take place somewhere where same sex marriages were legal. Since the two of them would need it.
-Willard-
So we see that we are in agreement here to profess our undying explicit love for each other, through the way of marriage. Except, I change the letters around and call this tandem XPLICYT! But yes, I will take you Destiny and you Evelyn to be my wives.
-Destiny-
And I take you Jason to be my husband again and you Evelyn as my wife. Should be like playing grown up house, only BETTER (she winks).
-Evelyn-
And I take you Destiny to be my wife and you Jason to be my husband. Think of it like playing doctor, except we'll have more "exploring" to do with one another.
So the rings all got exchanged, and oddly enough the main stone surrounded by diamonds was our birthstones. I don't believe it was common for a male to have an engagement ring himself, but uhhhh, I never claimed to be normal, now did I? So all six of our ring fingers accompanied rings on them. A triple hug was met, followed by me slamming their heads into one another for a double noggin knocker.
-Willard-
Tag bitches, you're it.
And then I got up to run for my tag title. I was going to grab it up, kabong those two and get the fuck out of the house so I really could go study for my match Sunday. Too bad I never even made it out of the bedroom, because that's where a triple threat battle royale took place. Ohhhhhh god, the story of my life. Marrying two women (even if for some reason it can't happen legally, we'll still pretend) and then getting the chance to defend tag team gold. As I normally would say to something so jubilant...FUCK YEAH!
END