Post by Andy D on Jun 10, 2006 11:32:57 GMT -5
<* Another week, another match, another loss. Then of course there’s another stupid 2Guys Promotional Video. Hopefully after this week that will all change. After seeing this week’s match up listings, I can not only predict, but really hope that for once, the 2Guys will be finally destroyed. Then again, they have taken serious beatings from some people out to destroy them intentionally and they’re still standing, so maybe I won’t be that lucky. On with the narration, 2Guys in front of the Generic Promotional Background. Got it? *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video.
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be looking into mnemonics, and why there isn’t a mnemonic to actually spell mnemonic
Jackle: And we’ll be looking into women’s clothes
Menace: And hoping that the people in them don’t slap us.
Jackle: But first, wrestling news.
Menace: This week we’re going to lose.
Jackle: Nothing new there
Menace: Well yeah, but this week we’re facing a former PCW champion and the current PCW champion. At the same time.
Jackle: This match up shows that the booking committee is even more crazy that we are.
Menace: I know, what are they trying to do, kill us?
Jackle: Why do you say that?
Menace: Try the fact that we don’t have a chance in hell of winning this match. At least normally there’s a small chance we can win the match.
Jackle: Menace, this is us you’re talking about.
Menace: Oh yeah, we never have a chance of winning do we?
Jackle: No we don’t. Thanks for coming back to reality.
Menace: Wish I didn’t, it was nice there. The sky was yellow, pigs could fly and I had a brain cell I could call my own.
Jackle: Can we get back to this promo?
Menace: We could, but what is there to say?
Jackle: This week we’re going to lose
Menace: Said that
Jackle: That we don’t stand a chance against both a former and current PCW champ
Menace: Said that
Jackle: Well we could beg our opponents not to hurt us.
Menace: Umm… Yeah, Ok.
<* The 2Guys quickly drop to their knees. *>
2Guys: PLEASE DON’T HURT US!
<* The 2Guys rise back to their feet *>
Jackle: And with that we’re done
Menace: Time to get a drink?
Jackle: I think so
<* And with that, the 2Guys meander of the screen and we can fade to black on this random nonsense. *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video.
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be looking into mnemonics, and why there isn’t a mnemonic to actually spell mnemonic
Jackle: And we’ll be looking into women’s clothes
Menace: And hoping that the people in them don’t slap us.
Jackle: But first, wrestling news.
Menace: This week we’re going to lose.
Jackle: Nothing new there
Menace: Well yeah, but this week we’re facing a former PCW champion and the current PCW champion. At the same time.
Jackle: This match up shows that the booking committee is even more crazy that we are.
Menace: I know, what are they trying to do, kill us?
Jackle: Why do you say that?
Menace: Try the fact that we don’t have a chance in hell of winning this match. At least normally there’s a small chance we can win the match.
Jackle: Menace, this is us you’re talking about.
Menace: Oh yeah, we never have a chance of winning do we?
Jackle: No we don’t. Thanks for coming back to reality.
Menace: Wish I didn’t, it was nice there. The sky was yellow, pigs could fly and I had a brain cell I could call my own.
Jackle: Can we get back to this promo?
Menace: We could, but what is there to say?
Jackle: This week we’re going to lose
Menace: Said that
Jackle: That we don’t stand a chance against both a former and current PCW champ
Menace: Said that
Jackle: Well we could beg our opponents not to hurt us.
Menace: Umm… Yeah, Ok.
<* The 2Guys quickly drop to their knees. *>
2Guys: PLEASE DON’T HURT US!
<* The 2Guys rise back to their feet *>
Jackle: And with that we’re done
Menace: Time to get a drink?
Jackle: I think so
<* And with that, the 2Guys meander of the screen and we can fade to black on this random nonsense. *>
