Post by Andy D on Jun 26, 2006 11:23:51 GMT -5
<* Amazing, brilliant, wonderful. These are the things that the 2Guys are not. And it’s these moronic morons (so stupid they called it them twice) that our focus is on right now… of course if we actually had a choice in the matter we’d focus on somebody more important like Lantlas, or Grimm, or even the janitor who mops up the arena. Moving swiftly on, the 2Guys are back in front of the Generic Promotional Background this week, so expect the usual brand of stupidity (not that last week’s promo was any less stupid than others but that’s beside the point). *>
Menace: Hello, Good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Jackle: Later on in the program we’ll be bringing you World Cup news as the battle between Iraq and Iran was halted for ninety minutes as twenty two men came onto the pitch to play football
Menace: Soccer.
Jackle: Huh?
Menace: We’re addressing a predominantly American audience. Americans know it as soccer not football.
Jackle: Let’s just frag semantics and get on with the show.
Menace: Very well. But first, wrestling news.
Jackle: Last week in Tag Team Turmoil’s random tag team match ups, we managed to beat the odds and get teamed together
Menace: It’s the only thing we’ve beat since coming here.
Jackle: This week we’re back to losing against one opponent as we take on ‘Dynamite’ David Essex.
Menace: Sounds like a blast.
<* There’s a moment’s silence before Menace bursts into laughter *>
Menace: That’s a good one. You said Dynamite and I said ‘sounds like a blast’… do you get it? Dynamite, blast…
<* There’s some more laughter until Menace looks at the angry face of Jackle, where the laughter stops instantly. *>
Menace: Moving on…
Jackle: So, what’s the plan this week?
Menace: Plan, what plan? There is no plan
Jackle: Not for the match, for the promo
Menace: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Plan, what plan? There is no plan
Jackle: Well then, what are we going to do in this promo then?
Menace: I don’t know, maybe sing a few verses of that Ground Control to Major Tom song.
<* Wise audience members will have noted (assuming we have audience members) that the ‘Ground Control to Major Tom’ song was called Space Oddity, and was actually done by David Bowie, not David Essex, as the 2Guys think their opponent is. Un-wise audience members will… wait, compared to the 2Guys there are no un-wise audience members *>
Jackle: I don’t really feel like singing
Menace: Well then we have nothing to do.
Jackle: Well we need to think of something, we do have a promo to do.
Menace: Well I do my best thinking when drunk, so let’s go get a pint or ten
Jackle: Ok then.
<* And with that, the 2Guys meander of screen having wasted all of our time. We’ll let this promo fade to black and be thankful that we don’t have to worry about another one for a week. *>
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Menace: Hello, Good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Jackle: Later on in the program we’ll be bringing you World Cup news as the battle between Iraq and Iran was halted for ninety minutes as twenty two men came onto the pitch to play football
Menace: Soccer.
Jackle: Huh?
Menace: We’re addressing a predominantly American audience. Americans know it as soccer not football.
Jackle: Let’s just frag semantics and get on with the show.
Menace: Very well. But first, wrestling news.
Jackle: Last week in Tag Team Turmoil’s random tag team match ups, we managed to beat the odds and get teamed together
Menace: It’s the only thing we’ve beat since coming here.
Jackle: This week we’re back to losing against one opponent as we take on ‘Dynamite’ David Essex.
Menace: Sounds like a blast.
<* There’s a moment’s silence before Menace bursts into laughter *>
Menace: That’s a good one. You said Dynamite and I said ‘sounds like a blast’… do you get it? Dynamite, blast…
<* There’s some more laughter until Menace looks at the angry face of Jackle, where the laughter stops instantly. *>
Menace: Moving on…
Jackle: So, what’s the plan this week?
Menace: Plan, what plan? There is no plan
Jackle: Not for the match, for the promo
Menace: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Plan, what plan? There is no plan
Jackle: Well then, what are we going to do in this promo then?
Menace: I don’t know, maybe sing a few verses of that Ground Control to Major Tom song.
<* Wise audience members will have noted (assuming we have audience members) that the ‘Ground Control to Major Tom’ song was called Space Oddity, and was actually done by David Bowie, not David Essex, as the 2Guys think their opponent is. Un-wise audience members will… wait, compared to the 2Guys there are no un-wise audience members *>
Jackle: I don’t really feel like singing
Menace: Well then we have nothing to do.
Jackle: Well we need to think of something, we do have a promo to do.
Menace: Well I do my best thinking when drunk, so let’s go get a pint or ten
Jackle: Ok then.
<* And with that, the 2Guys meander of screen having wasted all of our time. We’ll let this promo fade to black and be thankful that we don’t have to worry about another one for a week. *>
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