Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2006 15:20:43 GMT -5
IN LAIMAN'S TERMS - SEVENTH EDITION
October 4th, 2006
The title of this one is going to piss off most of this place as it is, but hopefully you're not the simple-minded sheep I think you are, and you actually take the time out of your day so you can understand why I am better than you and HHW is better than PCW. Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed my time here... Sure, your champion was our champion first, our announcing team spikes the entertainment ratings from the basement, and PCW's still got five years of successive shows to go before they even touch us... But I can spout all that all day, and I doubt any of you would even bother to listen... But did you happen to listen when one of your own said it? When the one supposedly leading the crusade against HHW and everything for which it stands uttered the words himself? Don't know what I mean? Let's take a look back at this week's Trauma, and a certain fellow we all know as Non Compos Mentis.
"But one thing that takes away the sting is that he has given me a chance to rid PCW of the presence of HHW. He has allowed me to face Seth Sinn for the HHW World Title as well as my North American Title. And when I win I can prove that I am better than everybody HHW had to offer, including the current PCW champion, Lantlas."
Let's break that down, shall we? Somehow, by defeating Seth Sinn in a match, that rids PCW of the presence of HHW, even though I'm still writing for the place, Bob and Pierre are still announcing, and Lantlas is still (at that point, since the championship match wouldn't have taken place yet) the world champion, but a win over Seth Sinn and winning the HHW championship would rid PCW of HHW forever? Logic, NCM! Logic!
And yes, NCM... By defeating a former partner who's longed for the success he once had, that makes you better than the world champion you've defeated once by countout. How's your singles record against him, pal? Do you even listen to yourself talk, or does actually knowing what you're talking about not compute with the other voices in your head? You would think before they create a thought, they might dilleneate with each other about certain things... you know, like facts, accuracy, and logic... But who am I to judge?
Speaking of logic, Non Compos Mentis is actually saying that by winning the HHW title, he would be better than anything PCW has to offer, including the PCW world champion. That would imply that the HHW championship is a step above the PCW championship. Hey, don't get mad at me... In NCM's very own words, he said it himself... But I have to ask you, NCM... If HHW pisses you off so much, and if you're trying to rid PCW of HHW's presence, why are you trying to win the title? You already boast about being the victor of the Hardcore Hell match, which is an HHW creation. Knowing you, you'll parade around with that belt if you happen to win it by some miracle... Wouldn't that be increasing the presence of HHW around here? And, in order to completely rid HHW's presence, wouldn't you actually have to defeat the former HHW world champion, oh what's his name... Oh yeah, the guy holding the top belt in PCW, Lantlas? Think about these things, NCM... Hell, you've already admitted it... Simple math...
HHW > PCW.
So why all this talk of Non Compos Mentis, you may ask? Why would I be speaking directly to and about one person instead of verifying my worth over all of you? Well, I'm happy to report that Non Compos Mentis will actually be a guest on my program today! Seems after a few months, none of you PCWers actually have the balls to write in and prove that what I say about you is true, so I'm bringing one of you on to do so.
OOC NOTE: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS IS GIMMICKED! IT'S COPIED AND PASTED, DON'T INDICT ME LIKE HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST!
LAIMAN: Anyway, welcome to the show NCM, it's very nice to have you with us, finally. How are you feeling today?
NCM (IN A VERY OBVIOUSLY RIGGED CAMERA RESPONSE DESIGNED TO HAVE RECORDED BITS FROM PREVIOUS PROMOS PLAY WHEN ASKED SAID QUESTIONS): Call me Susan and make me feel like a bitch.
LAIMAN: All right Susan, glad to know that vicoden is still wearing off... Now, you have yourself dubbed as Non Compos Mentis... Did you have any other previous monikers before you arrived here in PCW as the proverbial jackass you turned out to be?
NCM: Jingo the maniac serial stabber.
LAIMAN: Gee, can't imagine why that didn't work out, but would you care to enlighten us anyway?
NCM: I needed somebody to keep me from trying to hurt myself.
LAIMAN: Perfect, I've always known there was a little more emo around here than necessary, thanks for clarifying that for me. Now, you've been running this one-man crusade against my former federation, the place from which such superstars like myself, Lantlas, and Seth Sinn have come... Do you think it's jealousy that has inspired these attacks, knowing that you'd never be anything more than a second-rate sideshow in a fed that wouldn't give you free rides like this place has?
NCM: It sounds quite similar to something happening now really.
LAIMAN: It does? You mean you've finally realized that you are substandard compared to those from the place I created? Those who I trained into the superstars that are on a level of talent you'll never be able to touch, the world champion for instance?
NCM: I can prove to the world that no wrestler from HHW is better than me because I am their World Champion.
LAIMAN: Yes, by winning a title that became irrelevant a year ago, you're better than any wrestler from HHW. Yes, that countout tag victory over Lantlas, not to mention the singles match where he crushed you in three minutes... Yes, that definitely puts you above the PCW world champion, I see your point there.
NCM: I have the opportunity to do what I have been striving for since I first met Geno in the ring months ago. To kill HHW once and for all.
LAIMAN: Yes, I'm sure you'd want to kill Geno after losing to the most inexperienced wrestler on the HHW roster, Kri Delastano...
NCM: That guy was my nightmare.
LAIMAN: He must've been... He had all of three wins in his entire career, and one of them was against you. Ain't that a bitch?
NCM: There’s only one thing that’s going to happen, Seth Sinn and Hardcore Hell Wrestling will be destroyed for good.
LAIMAN: You keep on with your little bong-induced pipe dreams there, kid, but as far as I can see, you've got to end the career of the 30-4 world champion before you even have a chance of the fantasy of completely eliminating HHW from PCW. I've had about enough of the same crap you've been feeding me since you faced me, so let's just leave it at this... As long as you're going to talk shit on my promotion, make sure you include the times you lost against my guys as well as the times you won, cause well, you really don't... In your mind, Kri never existed, and Lantlas never beat you. Welcome to reality, NCM. Enjoy your stay.
October 4th, 2006
The title of this one is going to piss off most of this place as it is, but hopefully you're not the simple-minded sheep I think you are, and you actually take the time out of your day so you can understand why I am better than you and HHW is better than PCW. Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed my time here... Sure, your champion was our champion first, our announcing team spikes the entertainment ratings from the basement, and PCW's still got five years of successive shows to go before they even touch us... But I can spout all that all day, and I doubt any of you would even bother to listen... But did you happen to listen when one of your own said it? When the one supposedly leading the crusade against HHW and everything for which it stands uttered the words himself? Don't know what I mean? Let's take a look back at this week's Trauma, and a certain fellow we all know as Non Compos Mentis.
"But one thing that takes away the sting is that he has given me a chance to rid PCW of the presence of HHW. He has allowed me to face Seth Sinn for the HHW World Title as well as my North American Title. And when I win I can prove that I am better than everybody HHW had to offer, including the current PCW champion, Lantlas."
Let's break that down, shall we? Somehow, by defeating Seth Sinn in a match, that rids PCW of the presence of HHW, even though I'm still writing for the place, Bob and Pierre are still announcing, and Lantlas is still (at that point, since the championship match wouldn't have taken place yet) the world champion, but a win over Seth Sinn and winning the HHW championship would rid PCW of HHW forever? Logic, NCM! Logic!
And yes, NCM... By defeating a former partner who's longed for the success he once had, that makes you better than the world champion you've defeated once by countout. How's your singles record against him, pal? Do you even listen to yourself talk, or does actually knowing what you're talking about not compute with the other voices in your head? You would think before they create a thought, they might dilleneate with each other about certain things... you know, like facts, accuracy, and logic... But who am I to judge?
Speaking of logic, Non Compos Mentis is actually saying that by winning the HHW title, he would be better than anything PCW has to offer, including the PCW world champion. That would imply that the HHW championship is a step above the PCW championship. Hey, don't get mad at me... In NCM's very own words, he said it himself... But I have to ask you, NCM... If HHW pisses you off so much, and if you're trying to rid PCW of HHW's presence, why are you trying to win the title? You already boast about being the victor of the Hardcore Hell match, which is an HHW creation. Knowing you, you'll parade around with that belt if you happen to win it by some miracle... Wouldn't that be increasing the presence of HHW around here? And, in order to completely rid HHW's presence, wouldn't you actually have to defeat the former HHW world champion, oh what's his name... Oh yeah, the guy holding the top belt in PCW, Lantlas? Think about these things, NCM... Hell, you've already admitted it... Simple math...
HHW > PCW.
So why all this talk of Non Compos Mentis, you may ask? Why would I be speaking directly to and about one person instead of verifying my worth over all of you? Well, I'm happy to report that Non Compos Mentis will actually be a guest on my program today! Seems after a few months, none of you PCWers actually have the balls to write in and prove that what I say about you is true, so I'm bringing one of you on to do so.
OOC NOTE: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS IS GIMMICKED! IT'S COPIED AND PASTED, DON'T INDICT ME LIKE HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST!
LAIMAN: Anyway, welcome to the show NCM, it's very nice to have you with us, finally. How are you feeling today?
NCM (IN A VERY OBVIOUSLY RIGGED CAMERA RESPONSE DESIGNED TO HAVE RECORDED BITS FROM PREVIOUS PROMOS PLAY WHEN ASKED SAID QUESTIONS): Call me Susan and make me feel like a bitch.
LAIMAN: All right Susan, glad to know that vicoden is still wearing off... Now, you have yourself dubbed as Non Compos Mentis... Did you have any other previous monikers before you arrived here in PCW as the proverbial jackass you turned out to be?
NCM: Jingo the maniac serial stabber.
LAIMAN: Gee, can't imagine why that didn't work out, but would you care to enlighten us anyway?
NCM: I needed somebody to keep me from trying to hurt myself.
LAIMAN: Perfect, I've always known there was a little more emo around here than necessary, thanks for clarifying that for me. Now, you've been running this one-man crusade against my former federation, the place from which such superstars like myself, Lantlas, and Seth Sinn have come... Do you think it's jealousy that has inspired these attacks, knowing that you'd never be anything more than a second-rate sideshow in a fed that wouldn't give you free rides like this place has?
NCM: It sounds quite similar to something happening now really.
LAIMAN: It does? You mean you've finally realized that you are substandard compared to those from the place I created? Those who I trained into the superstars that are on a level of talent you'll never be able to touch, the world champion for instance?
NCM: I can prove to the world that no wrestler from HHW is better than me because I am their World Champion.
LAIMAN: Yes, by winning a title that became irrelevant a year ago, you're better than any wrestler from HHW. Yes, that countout tag victory over Lantlas, not to mention the singles match where he crushed you in three minutes... Yes, that definitely puts you above the PCW world champion, I see your point there.
NCM: I have the opportunity to do what I have been striving for since I first met Geno in the ring months ago. To kill HHW once and for all.
LAIMAN: Yes, I'm sure you'd want to kill Geno after losing to the most inexperienced wrestler on the HHW roster, Kri Delastano...
NCM: That guy was my nightmare.
LAIMAN: He must've been... He had all of three wins in his entire career, and one of them was against you. Ain't that a bitch?
NCM: There’s only one thing that’s going to happen, Seth Sinn and Hardcore Hell Wrestling will be destroyed for good.
LAIMAN: You keep on with your little bong-induced pipe dreams there, kid, but as far as I can see, you've got to end the career of the 30-4 world champion before you even have a chance of the fantasy of completely eliminating HHW from PCW. I've had about enough of the same crap you've been feeding me since you faced me, so let's just leave it at this... As long as you're going to talk shit on my promotion, make sure you include the times you lost against my guys as well as the times you won, cause well, you really don't... In your mind, Kri never existed, and Lantlas never beat you. Welcome to reality, NCM. Enjoy your stay.