Post by thebyrd on Feb 3, 2006 21:38:01 GMT -5
:: With Mass Destruction coming up this weekend on this week’s edition of the Raggin Inferno S.I.N. has decided to hold it first press conference and allow members of the press and fans of PCW ask several question. ::
[The scene opens zoomed on S.I.N.’s logo. As the camera begins to zoom out you see a podium setup in the middle of the stage. The podium has about 9 or 10 microphones from different news stations attached to it. Behind the podium is a large black curtain with S.I.N.’s logo in the center. As the zooms out further you can see some of PCW’s fans seated in front of members of the press. Just as people start to get restless Rage walks out onto the stage and begins to address the audience.]
Rage – Sorry about the delay we were waiting on Tony Brass to arrive however there was a major accident on I-95 and traffic is backed up for miles preventing him from arriving here in time for this press conference. So without waiting any long I’d like to introduce to you the founder of S.I.N.
[Crack Addict by Linkin Park begins to play over the PA system.]
Rage – Steven Byrd.
[As Rage exits stage left Byrd walks on stage from right. Byrd walks on stage dressed in a $10,000 black custom tailored suit by William Fioravanti. As Byrd gets behind the podium his music cuts off.]
Byrd – I would like to thank you all for joining us. I hope that all of you have come up with some intelligent questions to ask this week. There is no such thing as a dumb question, however there is such a thing as a stupid question. So please refrain from asking me stupid questions, you will be asked to leave if you do. Who would like to ask the first question?
Byrd (pointing at the man) – Yes, you there Steve Urkel. What’s your question?
Man – Got any cheesssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee?
[The crowd laughs]
Urkel (Look alike) – Byrd this weekend you will be participating in your first PPV in PCW. How does it feel?
Byrd – I wouldn’t know. This is not my first PCW PPV. But do you know what is going to feel good?
Urkel – No what?
[Byrd makes a motion to the security guards.]
Byrd – Watching security drag your ass out of here for asking me a stupid question like that.
[Security walks up behind the man and proceeds to drag him away. The rest of the audience just watches as the man being dragged out by security is kicking and screaming. After security tosses the man out Byrd begin to speak again.]
Byrd – For those of you who might not know this is my second straight PPV. My partner, Tony Brass, and I will be competing in a Tag Team Match for the PCW Tag Team titles. Our opponents will be the Tag Team Champions Chrissy Johnson & Maddog. A team called Unbesiegbar which consist of Lantlas and Seth Sinn. Last and least Slither & Austin "The Shark" Majesky with Benjamin Banks. With that being said who wants to ask the next question.
[With the last man that asked a question being dragged out the people in the audience are little hesitant to ask a question. Finally, a blonde women wearing a tight black dress and huge breast stands up.]
Byrd – Yes you there with the huge breast. What is you question?
Women – Hello, I’m Mrs.Gunns. Now Byrd last month you had a Tag Team Title match against Chrissy and Maddog. During that match you seemed to have no interest in participating in that match. As a matter a fact if I recall correctly I remember you spiting on the Tag Title before your match. What is different between now and then? Will you really try to win this match?
[The women sits back down.]
Byrd – Now that is what I call a great question. Well to answer your question last year at Deadly Intentions I was forced to be in the match or I would have been fired. I just had to show and I would have a spot in PCW. On top of that it didn’t matter if I won or lost, either way I would have walked out empty handed. To answer your second question, yes I will be in this match to win it. I don’t plan on leaving the arena empty handed and the only way for me not to leave empty handed is to win. We have heard from two fans; let’s take a question from a member of the press.
[Several members of the press raise their hands.]
Byrd – You there with the brown hat.
Brown Hat – Last month when you spit on the PCW Tag Title what was you thinking?
Byrd – Let me start off by saying that it wasn’t the real PCW Tag Title I spit on, it was a fake. I spit on it because I was being forced to defend someone else’s title. On top of that they didn’t even let me carry the real title. Next question.
[Miguel Malone stands up and starts to speak.]
Miguel Malone – Since you arrived at PCW you have had continuous problems with our Tag Champs Chrissy and Maddog. How do you plan on dealing with them this weekend?
Byrd – Well, I plan on dealing with them the same way I have for the past few weeks. The difference between me and them is that I have a pin fall victory over Chrissy. What do they have on me… NOTHING!!! Sure they have three victories over me, but none of them were won by either one of them. In our first meeting I was pin by Benjamin Banks. At Deadly Intentions they pinned Mark Lightning. In our most recent meeting Lantlas defeat Banks science project Austin Majesky.
Miguel Malone – So are you saying that the Tag Champs will not be a factor in this match?
Byrd – That’s exactly what I am saying Chrissy, Maddog, Austin, and Slither are all there to show the fans that the two teams in this match have something to warm up on.
Miguel Malone – So you think that there will be new tag team champions crowned this weekend?
Byrd – Think… NO. I know that there will be new Tag Team Champions Crowned this weekend. I’m so certain that there will be new champs this weekend that if Chrissy and Maddog walk out still the champs I will retire from PCW.
Miguel Malone – I’ll be holding you that.
Byrd – Are there anymore questions?
Miguel Malone – You’ve told us that the Tag Champs and the team of Austin & Slither will not be a factor in this match you have yet to mention anything about Unbesiegbar. What are your thoughts about them?
Byrd – Sorry we are all out of time now. If you guys have anymore question please feel free to attend our next Press Conference over at Bowie State University.
[Byrd walks off the stage as the member of press wonder why Byrd avoided the question.]
[The scene opens zoomed on S.I.N.’s logo. As the camera begins to zoom out you see a podium setup in the middle of the stage. The podium has about 9 or 10 microphones from different news stations attached to it. Behind the podium is a large black curtain with S.I.N.’s logo in the center. As the zooms out further you can see some of PCW’s fans seated in front of members of the press. Just as people start to get restless Rage walks out onto the stage and begins to address the audience.]
Rage – Sorry about the delay we were waiting on Tony Brass to arrive however there was a major accident on I-95 and traffic is backed up for miles preventing him from arriving here in time for this press conference. So without waiting any long I’d like to introduce to you the founder of S.I.N.
[Crack Addict by Linkin Park begins to play over the PA system.]
Rage – Steven Byrd.
[As Rage exits stage left Byrd walks on stage from right. Byrd walks on stage dressed in a $10,000 black custom tailored suit by William Fioravanti. As Byrd gets behind the podium his music cuts off.]
Byrd – I would like to thank you all for joining us. I hope that all of you have come up with some intelligent questions to ask this week. There is no such thing as a dumb question, however there is such a thing as a stupid question. So please refrain from asking me stupid questions, you will be asked to leave if you do. Who would like to ask the first question?
Byrd (pointing at the man) – Yes, you there Steve Urkel. What’s your question?
Man – Got any cheesssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee?
[The crowd laughs]
Urkel (Look alike) – Byrd this weekend you will be participating in your first PPV in PCW. How does it feel?
Byrd – I wouldn’t know. This is not my first PCW PPV. But do you know what is going to feel good?
Urkel – No what?
[Byrd makes a motion to the security guards.]
Byrd – Watching security drag your ass out of here for asking me a stupid question like that.
[Security walks up behind the man and proceeds to drag him away. The rest of the audience just watches as the man being dragged out by security is kicking and screaming. After security tosses the man out Byrd begin to speak again.]
Byrd – For those of you who might not know this is my second straight PPV. My partner, Tony Brass, and I will be competing in a Tag Team Match for the PCW Tag Team titles. Our opponents will be the Tag Team Champions Chrissy Johnson & Maddog. A team called Unbesiegbar which consist of Lantlas and Seth Sinn. Last and least Slither & Austin "The Shark" Majesky with Benjamin Banks. With that being said who wants to ask the next question.
[With the last man that asked a question being dragged out the people in the audience are little hesitant to ask a question. Finally, a blonde women wearing a tight black dress and huge breast stands up.]
Byrd – Yes you there with the huge breast. What is you question?
Women – Hello, I’m Mrs.Gunns. Now Byrd last month you had a Tag Team Title match against Chrissy and Maddog. During that match you seemed to have no interest in participating in that match. As a matter a fact if I recall correctly I remember you spiting on the Tag Title before your match. What is different between now and then? Will you really try to win this match?
[The women sits back down.]
Byrd – Now that is what I call a great question. Well to answer your question last year at Deadly Intentions I was forced to be in the match or I would have been fired. I just had to show and I would have a spot in PCW. On top of that it didn’t matter if I won or lost, either way I would have walked out empty handed. To answer your second question, yes I will be in this match to win it. I don’t plan on leaving the arena empty handed and the only way for me not to leave empty handed is to win. We have heard from two fans; let’s take a question from a member of the press.
[Several members of the press raise their hands.]
Byrd – You there with the brown hat.
Brown Hat – Last month when you spit on the PCW Tag Title what was you thinking?
Byrd – Let me start off by saying that it wasn’t the real PCW Tag Title I spit on, it was a fake. I spit on it because I was being forced to defend someone else’s title. On top of that they didn’t even let me carry the real title. Next question.
[Miguel Malone stands up and starts to speak.]
Miguel Malone – Since you arrived at PCW you have had continuous problems with our Tag Champs Chrissy and Maddog. How do you plan on dealing with them this weekend?
Byrd – Well, I plan on dealing with them the same way I have for the past few weeks. The difference between me and them is that I have a pin fall victory over Chrissy. What do they have on me… NOTHING!!! Sure they have three victories over me, but none of them were won by either one of them. In our first meeting I was pin by Benjamin Banks. At Deadly Intentions they pinned Mark Lightning. In our most recent meeting Lantlas defeat Banks science project Austin Majesky.
Miguel Malone – So are you saying that the Tag Champs will not be a factor in this match?
Byrd – That’s exactly what I am saying Chrissy, Maddog, Austin, and Slither are all there to show the fans that the two teams in this match have something to warm up on.
Miguel Malone – So you think that there will be new tag team champions crowned this weekend?
Byrd – Think… NO. I know that there will be new Tag Team Champions Crowned this weekend. I’m so certain that there will be new champs this weekend that if Chrissy and Maddog walk out still the champs I will retire from PCW.
Miguel Malone – I’ll be holding you that.
Byrd – Are there anymore questions?
Miguel Malone – You’ve told us that the Tag Champs and the team of Austin & Slither will not be a factor in this match you have yet to mention anything about Unbesiegbar. What are your thoughts about them?
Byrd – Sorry we are all out of time now. If you guys have anymore question please feel free to attend our next Press Conference over at Bowie State University.
[Byrd walks off the stage as the member of press wonder why Byrd avoided the question.]