Post by Mr. Showtime on Mar 12, 2006 19:28:37 GMT -5
(The scene opens up in what appears to be a doctors office. The walls are that pale medical blue on the lower half with the top cutting into a more of a cream color. There is a examination table with the thin white liner on top of it. The only thing left that also stands out is a counter with some medical supplies, such as tongue depressors and what not. In the background there is the sound of a squeaking door opening and the sound of wheels rolling. Into the picture, the first thing seen is a model skeleton handing on a silver hook with four wheel underneath. Pushing the interior framework is a long arm that is covered up by a white doctors coat. The arm disappears out of the picture, but it does return shortly. Carrying an very large easel with large pieces of paper attached to it. The doctor turns his back to the camera so the face was still not seen.)
(The doctor sets everything up and finally graces the camera with a look of his face. Indeed wearing a long white doctors coat stands “Mr. Showtime” Mikey Wryght. I’m sorry “Dr. Showtime” Mikey Wryght. Standing with a smug look upon his face...he must be very proud of himself for some reason. With his pockets buried deep with in the white coat he completely addresses the camera.)
Showtime: Hello children and welcome to a Lesson With Dr. Showtime. Please excuse me.
(Showtime takes the pair of silver eye glasses which made him look almost professional and places in into his lab coat and pulls out his pair of brown and gold aviators to replace them. Throwing the professional look right out the window, but you do notice that Dr. Showtime is even sewn into the coat in red thread.)
Showtime: That’s much better. Okay Children I will be taking you through a few lessons today and I would like everyone to pay carful attention.
(Showtime pulls out a small something out of his pocket but then extends it to about an arms length. It seems to be some sort of silver pointer as if he was getting ready to teach everyone a good lesson. Showtime peels away the first page off the easel, which is about the size of you average adult, and the paper just glides to the floor. This reveals the next sheet of paper, in which the words “Today’s Lesson.”)
Showtime: Now listen carefully folks. The first specimen that we will be reviewing to day is the a creature that many have seen.
(Showtime removes the top page again revealing an almost life size picture of Pegasus.)
Showtime: Here my friends is the rather tame, south eastern Flying Whooping Mare. Please take note that you see his fair features here around the facial region. This should not be like this much longer. For this specimen has been entered into a situation that could very well end his existence. See right around here the sandy vaginal cavity, making said creature rather testy and or scared of superior creatures.
(This sheet of paper also falls to the ground revealing anther picture of Pegasus but this one is of his posterior. The only thing that has been changed is that down the center of his back the is a yellow stripe that runs from the base of his neck down the spine until the there was no longer any room.)
Showtime: This folks is a patented sign of the weaker of this species. Notice the canary yellow stripe that runs down this creatures posterior. Some believe this is an attempt to either make said specimen faster or...which is my theory this is one of this creatures poor attempt to hide from danger. Please follow me with this one. If you notice it does have that racing stripe look to it, but this creature uses it as a distraction. It will fool you when you first approach one of these creature huffing it hot air, even though it is completely out classed by most others. But when it comes down to it this yellow stripe acts as a detraction pulling you attention away from the predators original intentions, then when the attacker is slightly dazed this Flying Whooping Mare will turn tail and run. The true disgrace of the animal kingdom. It is truly sad that even nature has a sense of humor and this specimen is the blunt of most of the jokes.
(Showtime pulls away anther sheet of paper revealing a page with just read “Specimen II.”)
Showtime: Now I digress a bit, for I could teach you all the flaws of this specimen all day long but there is no need for further embarrassment on this one’s part.
(Showtime pulls away the next sheet showing another life size picture of one of his opponents at the upcoming pay-per-view. This time it is a picture of Melissa Malone.)
Showtime: This here folks is a very rare specimen indeed. This one is one that Dr. Showtime could truly care less about, but my personal beliefs should not interfere with the lesson plan. This here is the Nocturnal Cave Dwelling Hood Rat. Yes folks there is vermin out there this size. Please I ask you to notice the very pale skin, due to the lack of contact with sunlight. Also take note at the dark dingy fur that this one has. The drab look to this creature brings it to believe that this creature is owed something, for the raw deal it was handed on the looks department. But all that this specimen brings along with it is pestilence and sorry for all that must look upon it. It’s even hard for me to look at this creature, but for some reason .it is able to stick it’s snout into business that it not theirs. Though this creature resides mainly in one of the best areas in the world...New Jersey of course...Others and I all believe that it should crawl up into some corner and just die. So I highly recommend the hunting and desolation of this entire species.
(Showtime takes a another long looks at the picture of Melissa Malone and give a quick shutter, and tears down the picture revealing the words “Specimen III.”)
Showtime: I am sorry folks that I had to keep that one up as long as I did. But please follow me for this is all for the benefit of education, which Dr. Showtime is a large supporter of. Due to the lack of intelligence that I have been seeing in the recent history. The stupidity of some of these creatures is growing exponentially, and I believe that it is my duty to inform the children so they do not grow up as slow as their parents. But once again I digress. And I’ll give you our final specimen of the day. Please parents stay present for this creature that I will be displaying may be shocking to small children.
(Showtime rips down this page and of course the picture underneath is one of his final opponent Phinehas Grimm. Showtime takes a quick pause and gives a quick half smile towards the camera and then carries on.)
Showtime: Shocking isn’t it folks. This is one of nature biggest atrocities. This poor creature has to go through his life looking in this manner. What a shame. This creature is indigenous to the coastlines of the eastern United States and can been seen out in the wild. This creatures name is the Spotted Magenta Sea Slug. Though this creature does not resemble the slugs that you are used to seeing in the wild...this creature shares many of the characteristics of it’s distant cousin. But please heed my warning this is an animal that you should not ever try and come in contact with. It’s temper is very short and it carries diseases that top notch doctors cannot even identify. So please use extreme caution are this creature, and don not attempt contact unless you have a train professional accompanying you. Now this creature has shades of red hair upon it’s face which is usually disheveled and resembles that of a clowns. Plus personal hygiene is not one of this creatures fortes. Usually reeking of something unholy, but this creature never seems to mind. Now with this creature I will be going a bit more in depth with it’s anatomy.
(The paper drops showing a silhouette of one Phinehas Grimm, but over the darkness there are words that seem to be floating, written in white. There are words such as; lies, deceit, horrid and so one.)
Showtime: Now as you can see looking into almost the soul of this creature you can tell that it is full of lies and wrong doings. It is terrible the misery that this specimen causes almost giving a bit of folk lore of this beast being cursed. I personally don’t believe in curses but the pain and suffering that this beast drags behind it is disgusting. This beast has no emotions...isn’t sad. It’s savage upbringing and dulled most of it’s sense. Plus not allowing it to know what is good and what is wrong. The emptiness of this beast makes it truly makes me sad and it ever so more vicious to unexpected persons who stumble any where near it’s territory. The good news is that the low wits of this Abomination of Nature makes it easy to out smart. It is very slow in the thinking categories and someone that reads at al least a four grade reading level should be able to out fox this beast. Now to carry...
(There is a rapping at the examination room’s door which cuts Showtime’s last statement short.)
Showtime: What is this?!?! I was pretty sure that wasn’t any guest speakers tonight.
(Showtime makes his way to the door and allows two men to enter the room. Both of them were Brick police officers and one of the pair was holding a large manila envelope.)
Showtime: Sam. Bernard. What is it that I could help you with my friends?
Bernard: I’m sorry to have to be the one that does this to you Mr. Showtime, but understand I had no choice.
Showtime: What are you talking about? Am I under arrest?
Bernard: Of course not but Miss Perfection has filed a restraining order and we have to be the ones that give you the paper work. You are not allowed to come with in five hundred feet of her...I’m sorry Mr. Showtime...
Showtime: This is outrageous!!! How dare she? This is....Hold on a moment let me get this.
(Showtime abruptly walks right at the camera and rips the camera that was filming right out of the wall. As he fiercely rips the camera out of the wall, the wires snap cutting the feed leaving you with snow then it fades to black.)
(The doctor sets everything up and finally graces the camera with a look of his face. Indeed wearing a long white doctors coat stands “Mr. Showtime” Mikey Wryght. I’m sorry “Dr. Showtime” Mikey Wryght. Standing with a smug look upon his face...he must be very proud of himself for some reason. With his pockets buried deep with in the white coat he completely addresses the camera.)
Showtime: Hello children and welcome to a Lesson With Dr. Showtime. Please excuse me.
(Showtime takes the pair of silver eye glasses which made him look almost professional and places in into his lab coat and pulls out his pair of brown and gold aviators to replace them. Throwing the professional look right out the window, but you do notice that Dr. Showtime is even sewn into the coat in red thread.)
Showtime: That’s much better. Okay Children I will be taking you through a few lessons today and I would like everyone to pay carful attention.
(Showtime pulls out a small something out of his pocket but then extends it to about an arms length. It seems to be some sort of silver pointer as if he was getting ready to teach everyone a good lesson. Showtime peels away the first page off the easel, which is about the size of you average adult, and the paper just glides to the floor. This reveals the next sheet of paper, in which the words “Today’s Lesson.”)
Showtime: Now listen carefully folks. The first specimen that we will be reviewing to day is the a creature that many have seen.
(Showtime removes the top page again revealing an almost life size picture of Pegasus.)
Showtime: Here my friends is the rather tame, south eastern Flying Whooping Mare. Please take note that you see his fair features here around the facial region. This should not be like this much longer. For this specimen has been entered into a situation that could very well end his existence. See right around here the sandy vaginal cavity, making said creature rather testy and or scared of superior creatures.
(This sheet of paper also falls to the ground revealing anther picture of Pegasus but this one is of his posterior. The only thing that has been changed is that down the center of his back the is a yellow stripe that runs from the base of his neck down the spine until the there was no longer any room.)
Showtime: This folks is a patented sign of the weaker of this species. Notice the canary yellow stripe that runs down this creatures posterior. Some believe this is an attempt to either make said specimen faster or...which is my theory this is one of this creatures poor attempt to hide from danger. Please follow me with this one. If you notice it does have that racing stripe look to it, but this creature uses it as a distraction. It will fool you when you first approach one of these creature huffing it hot air, even though it is completely out classed by most others. But when it comes down to it this yellow stripe acts as a detraction pulling you attention away from the predators original intentions, then when the attacker is slightly dazed this Flying Whooping Mare will turn tail and run. The true disgrace of the animal kingdom. It is truly sad that even nature has a sense of humor and this specimen is the blunt of most of the jokes.
(Showtime pulls away anther sheet of paper revealing a page with just read “Specimen II.”)
Showtime: Now I digress a bit, for I could teach you all the flaws of this specimen all day long but there is no need for further embarrassment on this one’s part.
(Showtime pulls away the next sheet showing another life size picture of one of his opponents at the upcoming pay-per-view. This time it is a picture of Melissa Malone.)
Showtime: This here folks is a very rare specimen indeed. This one is one that Dr. Showtime could truly care less about, but my personal beliefs should not interfere with the lesson plan. This here is the Nocturnal Cave Dwelling Hood Rat. Yes folks there is vermin out there this size. Please I ask you to notice the very pale skin, due to the lack of contact with sunlight. Also take note at the dark dingy fur that this one has. The drab look to this creature brings it to believe that this creature is owed something, for the raw deal it was handed on the looks department. But all that this specimen brings along with it is pestilence and sorry for all that must look upon it. It’s even hard for me to look at this creature, but for some reason .it is able to stick it’s snout into business that it not theirs. Though this creature resides mainly in one of the best areas in the world...New Jersey of course...Others and I all believe that it should crawl up into some corner and just die. So I highly recommend the hunting and desolation of this entire species.
(Showtime takes a another long looks at the picture of Melissa Malone and give a quick shutter, and tears down the picture revealing the words “Specimen III.”)
Showtime: I am sorry folks that I had to keep that one up as long as I did. But please follow me for this is all for the benefit of education, which Dr. Showtime is a large supporter of. Due to the lack of intelligence that I have been seeing in the recent history. The stupidity of some of these creatures is growing exponentially, and I believe that it is my duty to inform the children so they do not grow up as slow as their parents. But once again I digress. And I’ll give you our final specimen of the day. Please parents stay present for this creature that I will be displaying may be shocking to small children.
(Showtime rips down this page and of course the picture underneath is one of his final opponent Phinehas Grimm. Showtime takes a quick pause and gives a quick half smile towards the camera and then carries on.)
Showtime: Shocking isn’t it folks. This is one of nature biggest atrocities. This poor creature has to go through his life looking in this manner. What a shame. This creature is indigenous to the coastlines of the eastern United States and can been seen out in the wild. This creatures name is the Spotted Magenta Sea Slug. Though this creature does not resemble the slugs that you are used to seeing in the wild...this creature shares many of the characteristics of it’s distant cousin. But please heed my warning this is an animal that you should not ever try and come in contact with. It’s temper is very short and it carries diseases that top notch doctors cannot even identify. So please use extreme caution are this creature, and don not attempt contact unless you have a train professional accompanying you. Now this creature has shades of red hair upon it’s face which is usually disheveled and resembles that of a clowns. Plus personal hygiene is not one of this creatures fortes. Usually reeking of something unholy, but this creature never seems to mind. Now with this creature I will be going a bit more in depth with it’s anatomy.
(The paper drops showing a silhouette of one Phinehas Grimm, but over the darkness there are words that seem to be floating, written in white. There are words such as; lies, deceit, horrid and so one.)
Showtime: Now as you can see looking into almost the soul of this creature you can tell that it is full of lies and wrong doings. It is terrible the misery that this specimen causes almost giving a bit of folk lore of this beast being cursed. I personally don’t believe in curses but the pain and suffering that this beast drags behind it is disgusting. This beast has no emotions...isn’t sad. It’s savage upbringing and dulled most of it’s sense. Plus not allowing it to know what is good and what is wrong. The emptiness of this beast makes it truly makes me sad and it ever so more vicious to unexpected persons who stumble any where near it’s territory. The good news is that the low wits of this Abomination of Nature makes it easy to out smart. It is very slow in the thinking categories and someone that reads at al least a four grade reading level should be able to out fox this beast. Now to carry...
(There is a rapping at the examination room’s door which cuts Showtime’s last statement short.)
Showtime: What is this?!?! I was pretty sure that wasn’t any guest speakers tonight.
(Showtime makes his way to the door and allows two men to enter the room. Both of them were Brick police officers and one of the pair was holding a large manila envelope.)
Showtime: Sam. Bernard. What is it that I could help you with my friends?
Bernard: I’m sorry to have to be the one that does this to you Mr. Showtime, but understand I had no choice.
Showtime: What are you talking about? Am I under arrest?
Bernard: Of course not but Miss Perfection has filed a restraining order and we have to be the ones that give you the paper work. You are not allowed to come with in five hundred feet of her...I’m sorry Mr. Showtime...
Showtime: This is outrageous!!! How dare she? This is....Hold on a moment let me get this.
(Showtime abruptly walks right at the camera and rips the camera that was filming right out of the wall. As he fiercely rips the camera out of the wall, the wires snap cutting the feed leaving you with snow then it fades to black.)
