Post by thebyrd on Apr 6, 2006 0:42:00 GMT -5
[Ace is shown hitting Tony Brass with the Exemplifier then finishing him off with a T-Bone Suplex. The ref rolls Brass out the ring as Ace turn towards the ramp to look for The Byrd but see Al Laiman.]
Ace Anderson: Ace Anderson will like to know...who the (bleep) are you?
Al Laiman: Ace, don't play games. The names Al Laiman, perhaps you heard of me? For weeks, all I've heard about you and all I've read from you is how you believe you are the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Ace Anderson: Ace does not liked sliced bread. He prefers it whole.
Al Laiman: Ace...you wanted to know who I was, right? Well, now you know. You wanted to put down the HHW product, right? Well, I just gotten in touch with "The Captain" and he agreed with me that the current PCW World Champion going up against Mr. HHW himself, former HHW World Champion, "The One and Only" Geno would be a huge draw.
[While Ace’s attention is toward Al Liaman the Byrd comes from under the ring and stands behind.]
Ace Anderson: Ace Anderson draws quite nicely. He also does not like that name of Gizmo. What kind of royal fruitcake calls themselves "The One"? If he wanted to have a cool ring moniker, like most of these other indy-league wrestling rejects, then he should have modeled himself off of Ace Anderson, and called himself "Greatness in the Flesh." But then that would have been gimmick infringement and Ace Anderson would have had to file lawsuits. And Ace hates to file. But Ace doesn't care. Ace will take on Gypo. Hostile Takeover it is. Ace Anderson verses Gyno. Ace will love to kick...
[The Byrd grabs Ace and rolls him up with a schoolboy. The referee drops down and counts to three while slapping the mat. The crowd is shocked. The Byrd stands up and get’s his hand raised by Eddie Lane. Ace stands up and hits The Byrd with the Exemplifier. As The Byrd hits the mat, he finds himself bolting upright in bed with sweat rolling down his body.]
The Byrd – That was one hell of a dream… Me beating Ace Anderson… Yea right.
[The Byrd stands up from the bed and wake over to the window. He opens up the curtain to let some sunlight in. He walks back over the bed grab the remote and turns the TV on.]
TV Voice – This coming Tuesday on PCW Trauma Ace Anderson…
[Ace Anderson is shown holding the PCW World Championship in the air standing inside the ring.]
TV voice - will defend his PCW World Championship against
[The Byrd is shown sliding walking down to the ring]
TV Voice - The Byrd.
The Byrd - What the hell is going on? Why the hell am I in a World title match? Let me call over to PCW headquarters and find out what the hell is going on.
[The Byrd grabs his phone and dials the number to PCW headquarters. The phone rings 5 times before a voice automated system comes on.]
Automated System – Hello, you have reached Pure Class Wrestling. For Spanish please press or say two now. Hola, usted tiene clase pura del alcance el luchar. Para el español presione o ahora diga por favor dos.
The Byrd – What ever happened to people answering a phone?
Automated System – Sorry that is not a valid selection. For Upcoming event press or say one. For Customer Service press or say two.
The Byrd – Two.
Automated System - Para la prensa próxima o la opinión una Del acontecimiento.
The Byrd – What the hell I said two for customer service!!! Ain’t this a bitch!
[The Byrd clicks over and dials 411.]
Lady – Information.
The Byrd – Can you connect me with Alejandro Walker.
Lady – No problem.
[The phone begins to rings. After two rings a women answers the phone.]
Women – Pure Class Wrestling. This is Aquafina, how may I direct your call?
The Byrd – Can you transfer me over to Alejandro Walker?
Aquafina – May I ask whose calling?
The Byrd – The Byrd.
Aquafina – Do you have an appointment?
The Byrd – No, I’m a PCW Superstar I don’t need an appointment.
Aquafina – Well I’ve never heard of you.
The Byrd – Go check the PCW roster then transfer me to the Captain.
[Aquafina checks the PCW Roster and see The Byrd’ name.]
Aquafina – I’m sorry Byrd. I’ll transfer you over.
The Byrd – It’s about damn time.
[Classical music begins to play over the phone.]
The Byrd - I can’t believe this she didn’t even know who the hell I am… That match must be a joke or something. So guy in the front office must’ve selected my name…..
[The music stops playing.]
"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: Ahah! Alejandro Walker here...who I got da pleasure to be speakin to here?!
The Byrd – Hey Cap it’s Byrd! What the hell is up with your secretary? She was acting like she didn’t know who I was.
Captain: Who did ya done said this was?
The Byrd – It’s me! The Byrd!!!
Captain: Byrd...Byrd...I reckon I do know yas, huh?
The Byrd - I can’t believe this shit! My own boss doesn’t know who I am. Come on you gotta know who I am. The Byrd… Leader of S.I.N. Any of this ring a bell?
Captain: Sinn? Seth Sinn? Boy God, boy! Why didn't ya tell me?!
The Byrd – No, No, NO!!! This is not Seth Sinn! It’s THE BYRD!!!
Captain: Oooohhhh! Da Byrd! Ahah! Yeah Byrd. I know yas. Yeah...sorry bout dat. Just have had a busy day, dat's all. Ahah. So, Byrd...what can I do for yas?
The Byrd – Actually calling about my math next week on trauma. Why am I scheduled to face Ace Anderson for the PCW World Championship?
Captain: Da office was havin' a field day with dat question when it was announced to. But we felt, any rookie who could go in and go and get a win ova Ace Anderson, our World Champ, den by golly, they deserve a chance to beat da man for da title! You done earned da opportunity!
The Byrd – What are you talking about? When did I beat Ace Anderson?
Captain: You gone get yaself the biggest win of your career and you gone forget already?! Byrd...you on drugs, boy? Do we gone have to run a test on ya? You done had picked up the victory against Ace Anderson just da other day at Trauma!
The Byrd – No I’m not doing any drugs! And did you say I was a ROOKIE!!! I’m not a rookie. Just because I’m 22 you think I’m a rookie. I’ve been wrestling since I was 14… But let me get back to the question at hand. When did I beat Ace Anderson?
Captain: Byrdie...we gone have to do a drug test on ya, fo real. I just done told ya...at dis done past Trauma! It was only a day or so ago!
The Byrd – That really happened I thought that was a dream.
[pinches himself]
The Byrd – Ouch.
Captain: Dis is as real as it get. Boy, I gone tell you something...at Trauma...you impressed me wit the way you took charge and stayed focus on da match at hand. Whether you win or lose dis week, I want ya to just keep givin' it ya all. We might can find something to do with you yet.
The Byrd – How long did the match last?
Captain: I think maybe you should done get the people workin' at da PCW video library to get ya a tape of Trauma [41].
The Byrd – I’ll do that. So next week it’s me versus Ace Anderson for the PCW World Championship?
Captain: I done think I told you dat a few times now, Byrd. Da Byrd goes up against Ace Anderson for da title at Trauma [42].
The Byrd – Just great! I’m gonna die next week.
Captain: If dat does happen, I'll be sure to pay for the expenses.
[After the captain finishes his sentence he hang up the phone. The Byrd does not realize it and starts talking.]
The Byrd – What is that suppose to mean... Hello… Hello…HELLO. This son of bitch hung up.
[Slams the phone down.]
The Byrd – Now what am I suppose to do?
[The Scene fades out.]
OOC – The Captain written by Icey
Ace Anderson: Ace Anderson will like to know...who the (bleep) are you?
Al Laiman: Ace, don't play games. The names Al Laiman, perhaps you heard of me? For weeks, all I've heard about you and all I've read from you is how you believe you are the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Ace Anderson: Ace does not liked sliced bread. He prefers it whole.
Al Laiman: Ace...you wanted to know who I was, right? Well, now you know. You wanted to put down the HHW product, right? Well, I just gotten in touch with "The Captain" and he agreed with me that the current PCW World Champion going up against Mr. HHW himself, former HHW World Champion, "The One and Only" Geno would be a huge draw.
[While Ace’s attention is toward Al Liaman the Byrd comes from under the ring and stands behind.]
Ace Anderson: Ace Anderson draws quite nicely. He also does not like that name of Gizmo. What kind of royal fruitcake calls themselves "The One"? If he wanted to have a cool ring moniker, like most of these other indy-league wrestling rejects, then he should have modeled himself off of Ace Anderson, and called himself "Greatness in the Flesh." But then that would have been gimmick infringement and Ace Anderson would have had to file lawsuits. And Ace hates to file. But Ace doesn't care. Ace will take on Gypo. Hostile Takeover it is. Ace Anderson verses Gyno. Ace will love to kick...
[The Byrd grabs Ace and rolls him up with a schoolboy. The referee drops down and counts to three while slapping the mat. The crowd is shocked. The Byrd stands up and get’s his hand raised by Eddie Lane. Ace stands up and hits The Byrd with the Exemplifier. As The Byrd hits the mat, he finds himself bolting upright in bed with sweat rolling down his body.]
The Byrd – That was one hell of a dream… Me beating Ace Anderson… Yea right.
[The Byrd stands up from the bed and wake over to the window. He opens up the curtain to let some sunlight in. He walks back over the bed grab the remote and turns the TV on.]
TV Voice – This coming Tuesday on PCW Trauma Ace Anderson…
[Ace Anderson is shown holding the PCW World Championship in the air standing inside the ring.]
TV voice - will defend his PCW World Championship against
[The Byrd is shown sliding walking down to the ring]
TV Voice - The Byrd.
The Byrd - What the hell is going on? Why the hell am I in a World title match? Let me call over to PCW headquarters and find out what the hell is going on.
[The Byrd grabs his phone and dials the number to PCW headquarters. The phone rings 5 times before a voice automated system comes on.]
Automated System – Hello, you have reached Pure Class Wrestling. For Spanish please press or say two now. Hola, usted tiene clase pura del alcance el luchar. Para el español presione o ahora diga por favor dos.
The Byrd – What ever happened to people answering a phone?
Automated System – Sorry that is not a valid selection. For Upcoming event press or say one. For Customer Service press or say two.
The Byrd – Two.
Automated System - Para la prensa próxima o la opinión una Del acontecimiento.
The Byrd – What the hell I said two for customer service!!! Ain’t this a bitch!
[The Byrd clicks over and dials 411.]
Lady – Information.
The Byrd – Can you connect me with Alejandro Walker.
Lady – No problem.
[The phone begins to rings. After two rings a women answers the phone.]
Women – Pure Class Wrestling. This is Aquafina, how may I direct your call?
The Byrd – Can you transfer me over to Alejandro Walker?
Aquafina – May I ask whose calling?
The Byrd – The Byrd.
Aquafina – Do you have an appointment?
The Byrd – No, I’m a PCW Superstar I don’t need an appointment.
Aquafina – Well I’ve never heard of you.
The Byrd – Go check the PCW roster then transfer me to the Captain.
[Aquafina checks the PCW Roster and see The Byrd’ name.]
Aquafina – I’m sorry Byrd. I’ll transfer you over.
The Byrd – It’s about damn time.
[Classical music begins to play over the phone.]
The Byrd - I can’t believe this she didn’t even know who the hell I am… That match must be a joke or something. So guy in the front office must’ve selected my name…..
[The music stops playing.]
"The Captain" Alejandro Walker: Ahah! Alejandro Walker here...who I got da pleasure to be speakin to here?!
The Byrd – Hey Cap it’s Byrd! What the hell is up with your secretary? She was acting like she didn’t know who I was.
Captain: Who did ya done said this was?
The Byrd – It’s me! The Byrd!!!
Captain: Byrd...Byrd...I reckon I do know yas, huh?
The Byrd - I can’t believe this shit! My own boss doesn’t know who I am. Come on you gotta know who I am. The Byrd… Leader of S.I.N. Any of this ring a bell?
Captain: Sinn? Seth Sinn? Boy God, boy! Why didn't ya tell me?!
The Byrd – No, No, NO!!! This is not Seth Sinn! It’s THE BYRD!!!
Captain: Oooohhhh! Da Byrd! Ahah! Yeah Byrd. I know yas. Yeah...sorry bout dat. Just have had a busy day, dat's all. Ahah. So, Byrd...what can I do for yas?
The Byrd – Actually calling about my math next week on trauma. Why am I scheduled to face Ace Anderson for the PCW World Championship?
Captain: Da office was havin' a field day with dat question when it was announced to. But we felt, any rookie who could go in and go and get a win ova Ace Anderson, our World Champ, den by golly, they deserve a chance to beat da man for da title! You done earned da opportunity!
The Byrd – What are you talking about? When did I beat Ace Anderson?
Captain: You gone get yaself the biggest win of your career and you gone forget already?! Byrd...you on drugs, boy? Do we gone have to run a test on ya? You done had picked up the victory against Ace Anderson just da other day at Trauma!
The Byrd – No I’m not doing any drugs! And did you say I was a ROOKIE!!! I’m not a rookie. Just because I’m 22 you think I’m a rookie. I’ve been wrestling since I was 14… But let me get back to the question at hand. When did I beat Ace Anderson?
Captain: Byrdie...we gone have to do a drug test on ya, fo real. I just done told ya...at dis done past Trauma! It was only a day or so ago!
The Byrd – That really happened I thought that was a dream.
[pinches himself]
The Byrd – Ouch.
Captain: Dis is as real as it get. Boy, I gone tell you something...at Trauma...you impressed me wit the way you took charge and stayed focus on da match at hand. Whether you win or lose dis week, I want ya to just keep givin' it ya all. We might can find something to do with you yet.
The Byrd – How long did the match last?
Captain: I think maybe you should done get the people workin' at da PCW video library to get ya a tape of Trauma [41].
The Byrd – I’ll do that. So next week it’s me versus Ace Anderson for the PCW World Championship?
Captain: I done think I told you dat a few times now, Byrd. Da Byrd goes up against Ace Anderson for da title at Trauma [42].
The Byrd – Just great! I’m gonna die next week.
Captain: If dat does happen, I'll be sure to pay for the expenses.
[After the captain finishes his sentence he hang up the phone. The Byrd does not realize it and starts talking.]
The Byrd – What is that suppose to mean... Hello… Hello…HELLO. This son of bitch hung up.
[Slams the phone down.]
The Byrd – Now what am I suppose to do?
[The Scene fades out.]
OOC – The Captain written by Icey