Post by Andy D on Apr 19, 2006 16:34:03 GMT -5
<* Well this is interesting, it’s time for an entertaining Promotional Video from the newest tag team in PCW, 2Guys. Lesson number one, I am very sarcastic, except when I’m telling you I’m sarcastic, because if I was telling you sarcastically I was sarcastic… well you’d be starting to get a headache right now. Don’t worry about that headache feeling, it always happens during one of these 2Guys promos. Now, since I’m the narrator around these parts, I better start doing the job they pay me for… well actually I don’t get paid for this but that’s a whole other story in itself. Our scene today is one you’re going to have to get used to as the 2Guys shoot ninety-nine percent of all their promotional material here. It’s called a Generic Promotional Background, and like Ronseal, it does exactly what it says on the tin. For those that need this explained, A Generic Promotional Background is a generic background used for promotional material. It’s usually just a wall, in a plain colour (such as black, white, grey – or any other colour that you want. Just no polkadots or pinstripes… they’re not generic.) The wall in question may or may not have the logo o whatever you’re shooting for plastered across it. During the shooting of the promotional material stand in front of the Generic Promotional Background and do whatever it is they do. In this case, we find the 2Guys standing in front of the Generic Promotional Background doing what they usually do… stand around looking like idiots. *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, our first Pure Championship Wrestling Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be meeting with a Leister Grater, the only man to play on an all woman’s soccer team and we’ll be talking with him about the his debut match in which he scored three times. Once on the pitch and twice in the showers afterwards
Jackle: And we’ll previewing the latest operating from Microsoft, Windows 69. The makes claim that this is the only operating system on the market that users will hope it goes down on them
Menace: But first, wrestling news
Jackle: As highlighted at the start of this promo, we’re new to PCW
Menace: As such, we thought it might be a good idea to explain to all you regular PCW fans some things about us.
Jackle: So first up, lesson number one. Introduction
<* Oh, action… don’t see this often. No really, the 2Guys really don’t do much during these things, so actually getting to do action… oh wait that’s right, I’m supposed to describe the action. While still facing the camera, Menace motions his hand to Jackle *>
Menace: The tall, blue haired, stupid looking idiot to my right is Jackle
Jackle: That’s spelt j-a-c-k-l-e… not to be confused with the j-a-c-k-a-l jackal
Menace: Ones a rabid dog like creature, and the other is my moronic partner
<* Like Menace before him, Jackle motions his hand to Menace *>
Jackle: The short, blonde haired, stupid looking idiot to my left is Menace
Menace: Together we are known as the tag team 2Guys.
Jackle: Now you may be wondering why we’re called the 2Guys
Menace: Well, it might have something to do with the fact we’re guys, and there’s two of us
Jackle: While that’s technically true, the name 2Guys was actually chosen by one of our fans
<* There’s a brief pause here. The 2Guys have a wide selection of pauses that are used throughout the promos. You’ll see different kind over various promos in the coming weeks. This ones a brief pause… which is shorter in length than a regular pause. *>
Menace: Wait… you mean we have fans?
Jackle: Back in early… wait was it early or late 2003?
<* Menace takes a moment to think about it. If there was cogs in his head you could hear them turn in his head. However since Menace’s head is empty… *>
Menace: I think it was mid 2003
Jackle: Back in mid 2003 we held a competition for fans to give us a new tag team name.
Menace: The name had to describe us as perfectly as possible
Jackle: 2Guys was chosen out of the thousands of entries… as it was the only one that was broadcastable on television.
Menace: Now that we’ve given you a brief introduction to who we are, we thought we’d explain a little more about ourselves
Jackle: So now, lesson number one. About the 2Guys
Menace: If you look up the words loser, stupid, idiot, moron, dunce, brainless or dim-witted – you’d find our pictures right next to them
Jackle: At least you would, if the dictionary had pictures in it
Menace: The main point is that we’re losers. Big Losers
Jackle: If there was a biggest loser in the entire universe competition… we’d come second
Menace: Of course I’m not sure if losing a biggest loser competition is a good thing or a bad thing
Jackle: Don’t start on that… you know you just get yourself confused over it
Menace: I’m confused most of the time, I don’t really need a conundrum like that to get me confused.
Jackle: Yeah well just frag it and lets move on.
Menace: Hold up, do you think they’d understand the whole frag thing?
Jackle: Better explain it to them
Menace: Lesson number one. Frag
Jackle: Frag is a computer gaming term generally used in first person shooter games
Menace: In those games, frag is used in terms of kills or score limit
Jackle: Since in those games your score limit is usually the number of kills you can see how it can be swapped around those two terms
Menace: In the terms of 2Guys and our use of the word, frag is a substitute word for a four letter word that starts with the same letter as frag, and rhymes with duck.
Jackle: We use frag as a substitute because other substitutes such as smeg or frac are already copyrighted to Red Dwarf and Battlestar Galactica respectively.
Menace: Feck is an Irish substitute, but since we’re not Irish, we can’t use it
Jackle: This is the reason we use frag
Menace: And it’s fragging cool to be able to use frag.
Jackle: And with that done, lesson one is now over
Menace: Finally, that took forever.
Jackle: Well it’s done now, so how about we get out of here and grab a drink
Menace: Best thing I’ve heard all day
<* And with that, the 2Guys exit stage left right off the screen. And since they’re not coming back (thank god… when they do come back you just want to kill yourself. Actually you feel like that long before they go away), we’ll end this promo and fade to black. *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, our first Pure Championship Wrestling Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be meeting with a Leister Grater, the only man to play on an all woman’s soccer team and we’ll be talking with him about the his debut match in which he scored three times. Once on the pitch and twice in the showers afterwards
Jackle: And we’ll previewing the latest operating from Microsoft, Windows 69. The makes claim that this is the only operating system on the market that users will hope it goes down on them
Menace: But first, wrestling news
Jackle: As highlighted at the start of this promo, we’re new to PCW
Menace: As such, we thought it might be a good idea to explain to all you regular PCW fans some things about us.
Jackle: So first up, lesson number one. Introduction
<* Oh, action… don’t see this often. No really, the 2Guys really don’t do much during these things, so actually getting to do action… oh wait that’s right, I’m supposed to describe the action. While still facing the camera, Menace motions his hand to Jackle *>
Menace: The tall, blue haired, stupid looking idiot to my right is Jackle
Jackle: That’s spelt j-a-c-k-l-e… not to be confused with the j-a-c-k-a-l jackal
Menace: Ones a rabid dog like creature, and the other is my moronic partner
<* Like Menace before him, Jackle motions his hand to Menace *>
Jackle: The short, blonde haired, stupid looking idiot to my left is Menace
Menace: Together we are known as the tag team 2Guys.
Jackle: Now you may be wondering why we’re called the 2Guys
Menace: Well, it might have something to do with the fact we’re guys, and there’s two of us
Jackle: While that’s technically true, the name 2Guys was actually chosen by one of our fans
<* There’s a brief pause here. The 2Guys have a wide selection of pauses that are used throughout the promos. You’ll see different kind over various promos in the coming weeks. This ones a brief pause… which is shorter in length than a regular pause. *>
Menace: Wait… you mean we have fans?
Jackle: Back in early… wait was it early or late 2003?
<* Menace takes a moment to think about it. If there was cogs in his head you could hear them turn in his head. However since Menace’s head is empty… *>
Menace: I think it was mid 2003
Jackle: Back in mid 2003 we held a competition for fans to give us a new tag team name.
Menace: The name had to describe us as perfectly as possible
Jackle: 2Guys was chosen out of the thousands of entries… as it was the only one that was broadcastable on television.
Menace: Now that we’ve given you a brief introduction to who we are, we thought we’d explain a little more about ourselves
Jackle: So now, lesson number one. About the 2Guys
Menace: If you look up the words loser, stupid, idiot, moron, dunce, brainless or dim-witted – you’d find our pictures right next to them
Jackle: At least you would, if the dictionary had pictures in it
Menace: The main point is that we’re losers. Big Losers
Jackle: If there was a biggest loser in the entire universe competition… we’d come second
Menace: Of course I’m not sure if losing a biggest loser competition is a good thing or a bad thing
Jackle: Don’t start on that… you know you just get yourself confused over it
Menace: I’m confused most of the time, I don’t really need a conundrum like that to get me confused.
Jackle: Yeah well just frag it and lets move on.
Menace: Hold up, do you think they’d understand the whole frag thing?
Jackle: Better explain it to them
Menace: Lesson number one. Frag
Jackle: Frag is a computer gaming term generally used in first person shooter games
Menace: In those games, frag is used in terms of kills or score limit
Jackle: Since in those games your score limit is usually the number of kills you can see how it can be swapped around those two terms
Menace: In the terms of 2Guys and our use of the word, frag is a substitute word for a four letter word that starts with the same letter as frag, and rhymes with duck.
Jackle: We use frag as a substitute because other substitutes such as smeg or frac are already copyrighted to Red Dwarf and Battlestar Galactica respectively.
Menace: Feck is an Irish substitute, but since we’re not Irish, we can’t use it
Jackle: This is the reason we use frag
Menace: And it’s fragging cool to be able to use frag.
Jackle: And with that done, lesson one is now over
Menace: Finally, that took forever.
Jackle: Well it’s done now, so how about we get out of here and grab a drink
Menace: Best thing I’ve heard all day
<* And with that, the 2Guys exit stage left right off the screen. And since they’re not coming back (thank god… when they do come back you just want to kill yourself. Actually you feel like that long before they go away), we’ll end this promo and fade to black. *>