Post by blade on Apr 24, 2006 11:03:30 GMT -5
Blade sits in an empty courtroom dressed in judge's robes as he smiles banging on the podium as he speaks.
Blade: Today we will hear the trial of one Anthony Douglas who is charged with being a crybaby and a little chickenshit who loves to play with dogs. Douglas, the evidence points to the fact that you blamed two people that didn't cost you the match at Hostile Takeover. I am the honorable Judge Lionheart and I will hear the trial. First piece of testimony is from myself which speaks of the cowardly behavior of Mr. Douglas when he staged attacks from behind of myself, Seth Sinn, and Lantlas before our matches and before the PPV. Second piece of testimony goes all the way back to the HHW when Douglas was so afraid to step to into a Boiler Room with Lantlas and Blade at the same time. And the last piece of testimony is that fact that Douglas can't seem to let things go because he has been beaten several times by Lantlas and Seth Sinn and has never been able to let things go. Now with all these pieces of testimony I the judge find Mr. Douglas guilty as charged and I sentence him to one interference from Blade at Trauma in his match against Jade. Now, Jade, piece of advice from Judge Lionheart don't take this chickenshit likely. He is nothing more then dog shit and a lot of things can happen to dog shit it can be scrapped up off the ground with a shovel, it dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squish. So just think of him in those terms and don't show any mercy because he doesn't deserve any. This is the same man who tried to put out Blade Lionheart, Seth Sinn, and Lantlas before Hostile Takeover. He will have no qualms about trying to put you out.
This ends this edition of Judge Lionheart's court and we will see you next time.
Blade: Today we will hear the trial of one Anthony Douglas who is charged with being a crybaby and a little chickenshit who loves to play with dogs. Douglas, the evidence points to the fact that you blamed two people that didn't cost you the match at Hostile Takeover. I am the honorable Judge Lionheart and I will hear the trial. First piece of testimony is from myself which speaks of the cowardly behavior of Mr. Douglas when he staged attacks from behind of myself, Seth Sinn, and Lantlas before our matches and before the PPV. Second piece of testimony goes all the way back to the HHW when Douglas was so afraid to step to into a Boiler Room with Lantlas and Blade at the same time. And the last piece of testimony is that fact that Douglas can't seem to let things go because he has been beaten several times by Lantlas and Seth Sinn and has never been able to let things go. Now with all these pieces of testimony I the judge find Mr. Douglas guilty as charged and I sentence him to one interference from Blade at Trauma in his match against Jade. Now, Jade, piece of advice from Judge Lionheart don't take this chickenshit likely. He is nothing more then dog shit and a lot of things can happen to dog shit it can be scrapped up off the ground with a shovel, it dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squish. So just think of him in those terms and don't show any mercy because he doesn't deserve any. This is the same man who tried to put out Blade Lionheart, Seth Sinn, and Lantlas before Hostile Takeover. He will have no qualms about trying to put you out.
This ends this edition of Judge Lionheart's court and we will see you next time.