Pre-Planned Randomness

[Andy D]

<* It’s time for another 2Guys Promotional Video. (Oh Joy!) Don’t worry too much if you watched the last promo, this one is completely different. By completely different, I do mean apart from the stars, which remains at just the 2Guys. Oh any the set location, that’s still the Generic Promotional Video. Oh and the basic ramblings of what is said is going to be the same. But other than that… actually what else is there? Oh, nothing. So this Promo is pretty much the same as the last one. Hey just think, in three months time you’re going to be hoping the 2Guys never show – that’s how monotonous these things get. Well we know that the new boys, Jackle and Menace, are standing by in front of the Generic Promotional Video so let’s get this thing started. After all, the sooner it starts, the sooner it ends… that’s a good thing – trust me! *>

Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video

Menace: Damn it’s good to say that again.

Jackle: Indeed, it’s been what? A month since we last said that

Menace: Something like that

Jackle: Shall we get on with this?

Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be looking into mnemonics, and why there isn’t a mnemonic to actually spell mnemonic

Jackle: And in our cooking section we’ll be telling you a great way to stay fat without dieting, apposed to the standard staying fat with dieting.

Menace: But first, wrestling news. And do you know what I’ve just realised?

Jackle: That we’re in a completely different federation?

Menace: No

Jackle: That we’re still the same idiots we always were?

Menace: No

Jackle: That we’re in a handicapped match in our debut match

Menace: Man, the two of us against one opponent

Jackle: Yeah, the odds are never in our favour.

<* After a brief reflection on that point, the 2Guys snap back to reality… or whatever it is that passes for reality in their heads. *>

Menace: What I realised is that now we’re in a new federation, we can re-use all the material we used over the past two years… and nobody would know the difference

Jackle: Hey, that’s right. We could use our Super Mario parody again…

Menace: Exactly

Jackle: Which we can only use if we come up against a pair of brothers

Menace: It’s a minor problem I’ll admit…

Jackle: And our Street Fighter parody… which we can only use if we come up against someone who has the name of a character from Street Fighter

Menace: Yeah, I’ll admit the likely hood of that happening is slim

Jackle: And then there’s the…

Menace: OK. I get it. We can’t re-use all the material

Jackle: No we can’t.

<* You’ll need to insert a pause here… because I’m too lazy to do it. *>

Menace: Most of the material’s fair game though

Jackle: That’s true.

Menace: So back on topic

Jackle: Since when have we had a topic?

Menace: Point. How about we talk about our upcoming match then?

Jackle: Work’s for me. Who we got?

Menace: Some kind of Nightmare

Jackle: Nah, he can’t be that bad. Maybe he’s more of an upsetting dream

Menace: No, that’s his name.

Jackle: Oh, well I’m not scared of him. I mean he can’t be that scary, right?

Menace: Well considering that you’re scared of your shadow…

Jackle: I swear it moved

Menace: Of course it moved… you raised your arm

Jackle: Look, instead of standing here arguing over this, how about we go and train for our match.

Menace: Or better yet, let’s go watch the new Final Fantasy movie and then get drunk!

Jackle: Now that’s an idea

<* And with that complete and total randomness out of the way… the 2Guys meander of the screen and we can fade to black. You better get used to this… almost every program fades to black nowadays. *>