Post by Andy D on Apr 30, 2006 15:14:13 GMT -5
<* Look’s like it’s time for another 2Guys Promotional Video… unfortunately. I swear that it hasn’t been long enough time to recover from the last one. Then again, if you ask me, eternity isn’t long enough time to recover from a 2Guys Promotional Video. So where do we find jackass and moron… I mean Jackle and Menace this week. Do we find them in the gym, doing a hard days training? Nope. How about inside their hotel rooms, resting after a hard days training? Nope. Are they standing in front of a Generic Promotional Background having not done any training what so ever… Congratulations we have a winner. Let’s tell them what they’ve won. The last chance anybody has of not having to watch the 2Guys being idiots in front of the Generic Promotional Background. Well I suppose we can’t put off this promo any longer… no matter how much we want to. *>
Jackle: Hello, Good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video.
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be looking at the accident on highway 97 when a cloud of locusts collided with a plague of frogs going in the other direction. Police have appealed for Jehovah’s witnesses.
Jackle: And we’ll be examining the wonders of hindsight with a man who swallowed his glass eye.
Menace: But first… wrestling news.
Jackle: Last week we made our debut. And what a debut it was
Menace: We lost… big time
Jackle: We got slammed, smashed, stretched…
Menace: Punched, Pounded and pummelled
Jackle: So it all worked out pretty much how we expected
Menace: Pretty much.
Jackle: Then of course latter on in the night we went down to the ring to get even more beaten up
Menace: Yeah… why did we go down to the ring then?
Jackle: I don’t know, you’d have had to been stupid, brainless, moronic, crazy idiots to have gone down to the ring at that point.
<* There’s a brief pause here for comedic effect… at least I hope it’s for comedic effect *>
Menace: Oh, so that’s why we went down to the ring.
Jackle: Exactly.
Menace: Well now that we’ve done a review of last week, let’s take a look at this week.
Jackle: Let’s see… we’re fighting some kind of unholy alligator.
Menace: Unholy huh? Interesting…
<* There’s more of a slightly awkward silence that a pause here… but since there’s a small gap with no speaking, I guess there’s no real difference. *>
Jackle: What are you thinking?
Menace: Nothing… we never think… Ever.
Jackle: Ok, but besides that fact, why are you so interested in the word unholy?
Menace: Well what’s the opposite of unholy?
Jackle: Umm… holy
Menace: Right, and what do we know that’s holy?
Jackle: Holy angels
Menace: No
Jackle: Holy caped crusader batman
Menace: No
Jackle: Holy sh…
Menace: NO!
Jackle: Then what?
Menace: Holy.
Jackle: Holy what?
Menace: Holy… just holy.
Jackle: So the thing that we know that is holy is holy?
Menace: Yes
Jackle: That helps us how?
Menace: Holy is from…?
<* While Menace looks at Jackle trying to prompt him with the answer, Jackle stares back with a confused look. It takes one of the 2Guys not quite patented elongated pauses, which is like a normal pause only elongated, before Jackle finally realises where Menace is trying to go with this *>
Jackle: No. No, absolutely no.
Menace: Oh come on
Jackle: Menace, we haven’t been here five minutes, the inks not dry on our contracts and you already want to go and do one of our video game parodies
Menace: Well it would be relevant, what with that Final Fantasy movie recently out.
Jackle: So what, one of us dresses up like Cloud Strife and the other dresses up as…?
<* Menace opens his mouth for a moment as if he’s going to say something but then closes it, trying to think of an answer. *>
Menace: Good question, most of the best characters are all women. Tifa, Aerith
Jackle: Sephiroth?
Menace: He’s still more girly than most… I guess Vincent would be a good contender for the second.
Jackle: So you want us to dress up as Cloud and Vincent and do some Final Fantasy related jokes
Menace: Pretty much. Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t do it?
Jackle: How about the fact that I don’t think our prop department, and thus where we get all our stupid costumes, has been transferred from our old federation to this one.
<* There’s another pause as Menace looks at Jackle for a moment. *>
Menace: Damn, that is a good reason.
Jackle: Well there’s nothing we can do about it
Menace: Except going to find where our prop department is and dragging it to PCW so that in future we can do all our parodies with no problem at all.
Jackle: Yeah, I suppose that is something we can do about it.
Menace: Let the hunt begin
<* And with that, Menace storms of screen determined to find his hidden costumes. Jackle just sighs and shrugs his shoulders before meandering off after his tag partner. With nobody on screen we can finally end this pile of excrement and fade to black. *>
Jackle: Hello, Good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video.
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be looking at the accident on highway 97 when a cloud of locusts collided with a plague of frogs going in the other direction. Police have appealed for Jehovah’s witnesses.
Jackle: And we’ll be examining the wonders of hindsight with a man who swallowed his glass eye.
Menace: But first… wrestling news.
Jackle: Last week we made our debut. And what a debut it was
Menace: We lost… big time
Jackle: We got slammed, smashed, stretched…
Menace: Punched, Pounded and pummelled
Jackle: So it all worked out pretty much how we expected
Menace: Pretty much.
Jackle: Then of course latter on in the night we went down to the ring to get even more beaten up
Menace: Yeah… why did we go down to the ring then?
Jackle: I don’t know, you’d have had to been stupid, brainless, moronic, crazy idiots to have gone down to the ring at that point.
<* There’s a brief pause here for comedic effect… at least I hope it’s for comedic effect *>
Menace: Oh, so that’s why we went down to the ring.
Jackle: Exactly.
Menace: Well now that we’ve done a review of last week, let’s take a look at this week.
Jackle: Let’s see… we’re fighting some kind of unholy alligator.
Menace: Unholy huh? Interesting…
<* There’s more of a slightly awkward silence that a pause here… but since there’s a small gap with no speaking, I guess there’s no real difference. *>
Jackle: What are you thinking?
Menace: Nothing… we never think… Ever.
Jackle: Ok, but besides that fact, why are you so interested in the word unholy?
Menace: Well what’s the opposite of unholy?
Jackle: Umm… holy
Menace: Right, and what do we know that’s holy?
Jackle: Holy angels
Menace: No
Jackle: Holy caped crusader batman
Menace: No
Jackle: Holy sh…
Menace: NO!
Jackle: Then what?
Menace: Holy.
Jackle: Holy what?
Menace: Holy… just holy.
Jackle: So the thing that we know that is holy is holy?
Menace: Yes
Jackle: That helps us how?
Menace: Holy is from…?
<* While Menace looks at Jackle trying to prompt him with the answer, Jackle stares back with a confused look. It takes one of the 2Guys not quite patented elongated pauses, which is like a normal pause only elongated, before Jackle finally realises where Menace is trying to go with this *>
Jackle: No. No, absolutely no.
Menace: Oh come on
Jackle: Menace, we haven’t been here five minutes, the inks not dry on our contracts and you already want to go and do one of our video game parodies
Menace: Well it would be relevant, what with that Final Fantasy movie recently out.
Jackle: So what, one of us dresses up like Cloud Strife and the other dresses up as…?
<* Menace opens his mouth for a moment as if he’s going to say something but then closes it, trying to think of an answer. *>
Menace: Good question, most of the best characters are all women. Tifa, Aerith
Jackle: Sephiroth?
Menace: He’s still more girly than most… I guess Vincent would be a good contender for the second.
Jackle: So you want us to dress up as Cloud and Vincent and do some Final Fantasy related jokes
Menace: Pretty much. Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t do it?
Jackle: How about the fact that I don’t think our prop department, and thus where we get all our stupid costumes, has been transferred from our old federation to this one.
<* There’s another pause as Menace looks at Jackle for a moment. *>
Menace: Damn, that is a good reason.
Jackle: Well there’s nothing we can do about it
Menace: Except going to find where our prop department is and dragging it to PCW so that in future we can do all our parodies with no problem at all.
Jackle: Yeah, I suppose that is something we can do about it.
Menace: Let the hunt begin
<* And with that, Menace storms of screen determined to find his hidden costumes. Jackle just sighs and shrugs his shoulders before meandering off after his tag partner. With nobody on screen we can finally end this pile of excrement and fade to black. *>
