Post by Andy D on Oct 2, 2006 16:16:13 GMT -5
<* It’s time for a wonderful 2Guys promotional video. And to anybody who thought I’d stopped being sarcastic, there was proof to the contrary. Well it’s the usual affair this week, my wife and the mailman. Enough about my personal life, though, as the 2Guys are standing in front of a Generic Promotional Background ready to begin this weeks nonsense *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program
Jackle: And we’ll be asking the question exactly what are we going to put here when we run out of jokes?
<* The 2Guys quickly glance at each other for a moment before shrugging their shoulders and carrying on as normal *>
Menace: But first, Wrestling News
Jackle: This week we find ourselves in a six man tag match
Menace: Are they trying to kill us by putting up against six people?
Jackle: One, a six man tag match is what they call a three on three match…
Menace: Oh
Jackle: And second, haven’t we done that joke before
Menace: Probably.
Jackle: So before we start repeating more bad jokes, we’ll be teaming up with Street Sign, taking on Now Completely Mental, Jimmy Kennel and Kevin Keene
Menace: Kevin Keene… why is that name familiar
Jackle: Maybe because he’s beaten us before?
Menace: No something else
Jackle: Why do I have a bad feeling about where this is headed?
Menace: Captain N
Jackle: Huh?
Menace: Oh come on, surely you remember Captain N
Jackle: You mean that Early 90’s cartoon about a kid sucked into a video game who uses skills of various Nintendo characters to save the land of which he was sucked into and sworn to protect?
Menace: Yeah, that’s the one
Jackle: Nope, I don’t remember it.
Menace: Oh well, Kevin Keene was Captain N
Jackle: Oh man… the power he could wield against us.
Menace: We need to match that power with something of our own… To the Prop Department
<* Menace walks off screen while Jackle shakes his head. *>
Jackle: I knew I was going to regret this
<* Jackle walks off as well. Those paying attention to the 2Guys promos… why do you torture yourself? But you’ll have also noticed that the 2Guys have walked of to their Prop Department, which you’ll recall went missing and was never recovered. So how they manage to go off to the Prop Department now is one of those mysteries that can only be explained by the simple motto… What the frag are you on about. Coming back onto the screen now after some quick editing, the 2Guys walk back on screen wearing some unusual costumes… for them at least. Actually Menace seems to be dressed like someone from the Matrix, all in black with a long black coat, and a symbol on one side of the coat that says ‘Ps’. Jackle is also dressed mainly in black, though he has more of a bomber jacket style on with a Green X across both sides. *>
Menace: I am Captain Ps. With the power to do may things, including Movies, and surfing the web, and music, and linking up to bank accounts, and accessing transmissions from Outer Space. In fact I can do everything except what I was originally designed to do
Jackle: And I am Captain X. I have the power of Halo and… err… err…
<* The 2Guys quickly look at each other dumbfounded (not hard for them) before Jackle gets a light bulb moment and snaps his fingers. *>
Jackle: And the power of Halo 2.
Menace: And as counterpoints to Captain N, we’re going to prove how out absolute Aesthetical power will beat N’s inventiveness any day.
Jackle: And that’s it… let’s go
<* And with that pointlessness (though what were you expecting) the 2Guys walk off screen and we fade back completely, ending this randomness. Until next weeks stupidity, try to regain the brain cells you lost during this. *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program
Jackle: And we’ll be asking the question exactly what are we going to put here when we run out of jokes?
<* The 2Guys quickly glance at each other for a moment before shrugging their shoulders and carrying on as normal *>
Menace: But first, Wrestling News
Jackle: This week we find ourselves in a six man tag match
Menace: Are they trying to kill us by putting up against six people?
Jackle: One, a six man tag match is what they call a three on three match…
Menace: Oh
Jackle: And second, haven’t we done that joke before
Menace: Probably.
Jackle: So before we start repeating more bad jokes, we’ll be teaming up with Street Sign, taking on Now Completely Mental, Jimmy Kennel and Kevin Keene
Menace: Kevin Keene… why is that name familiar
Jackle: Maybe because he’s beaten us before?
Menace: No something else
Jackle: Why do I have a bad feeling about where this is headed?
Menace: Captain N
Jackle: Huh?
Menace: Oh come on, surely you remember Captain N
Jackle: You mean that Early 90’s cartoon about a kid sucked into a video game who uses skills of various Nintendo characters to save the land of which he was sucked into and sworn to protect?
Menace: Yeah, that’s the one
Jackle: Nope, I don’t remember it.
Menace: Oh well, Kevin Keene was Captain N
Jackle: Oh man… the power he could wield against us.
Menace: We need to match that power with something of our own… To the Prop Department
<* Menace walks off screen while Jackle shakes his head. *>
Jackle: I knew I was going to regret this
<* Jackle walks off as well. Those paying attention to the 2Guys promos… why do you torture yourself? But you’ll have also noticed that the 2Guys have walked of to their Prop Department, which you’ll recall went missing and was never recovered. So how they manage to go off to the Prop Department now is one of those mysteries that can only be explained by the simple motto… What the frag are you on about. Coming back onto the screen now after some quick editing, the 2Guys walk back on screen wearing some unusual costumes… for them at least. Actually Menace seems to be dressed like someone from the Matrix, all in black with a long black coat, and a symbol on one side of the coat that says ‘Ps’. Jackle is also dressed mainly in black, though he has more of a bomber jacket style on with a Green X across both sides. *>
Menace: I am Captain Ps. With the power to do may things, including Movies, and surfing the web, and music, and linking up to bank accounts, and accessing transmissions from Outer Space. In fact I can do everything except what I was originally designed to do
Jackle: And I am Captain X. I have the power of Halo and… err… err…
<* The 2Guys quickly look at each other dumbfounded (not hard for them) before Jackle gets a light bulb moment and snaps his fingers. *>
Jackle: And the power of Halo 2.
Menace: And as counterpoints to Captain N, we’re going to prove how out absolute Aesthetical power will beat N’s inventiveness any day.
Jackle: And that’s it… let’s go
<* And with that pointlessness (though what were you expecting) the 2Guys walk off screen and we fade back completely, ending this randomness. Until next weeks stupidity, try to regain the brain cells you lost during this. *>
