Post by Andy D on Nov 6, 2006 15:39:40 GMT -5
<* Looks like it’s time for another 2Guys Promotional Video. You know, someday I’m going to realise exactly what I did to deserve this torture and I’ll regret it. Ok, so I regret whatever it is now, but at least on that day I’ll know what I’m regretting. It’s the standard fair, 2Guys stand in front of a Generic Promotional Background ready to begin another bout of insanity. *>
Jackle: Hello, Good Evening and Welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we should be meeting Clive the chameleon, but he unfortunately escaped from his cage, ran across the room, fell asleep on a tartan rug and died of exhaustion
Jackle: But we will be meeting the man who still enjoys sex at 72. Well he lives at 74 so there’s no distance.
Menace: But first, our Joke Corner
<* Wait, do my ears decive me? No, not really. See the 2Guys are there, and they are talking… only there is no sound. See this week the 2Guys are facing a man called silence, so this week their entire promo is done with the mute button on. And boy am I happy. *>
Jackle: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a gay man?
Menace: A Mega-Soar-Ass
Jackle: What do you feed a vegetarian cannibal?
Menace: Greengrocers
Jackle: What do you get when you have two green balls in your hand?
Menace: Kermit the frog's undivided attention!
<* Man I’m liking this mute thing, now if we can only keep them like this over all of their Promos. And better yet, get rid of them completely *>
Jackle: Now for some alternate word definitions
Menace: Software Upgrade - A replacement of old bugs with new bugs.
Jackle: Megahertz - What you feel when a computer drops on your foot.
Menace: Avoidable – Action taken by a cow with a headache
Jackle: Freudian Slip - A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you've ruined my life".
Menace: Water - A liquid that freezes slippery side up.
Jackle: Keychain - A device that permits us to lose several keys at one time.
Menace: Traffic Light - Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
Jackle: Television - Movies where people don't step on your feet.
Menace: Movies - Television where people don't interrupt with unexpected visits.
Jackle: Recipe - A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.
<* You know, as much as I enjoy the 2Guys on mute, this is kind of boring so lets fade out and leave the 2Guys to prattle on silently *>
Jackle: Hello, Good Evening and Welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we should be meeting Clive the chameleon, but he unfortunately escaped from his cage, ran across the room, fell asleep on a tartan rug and died of exhaustion
Jackle: But we will be meeting the man who still enjoys sex at 72. Well he lives at 74 so there’s no distance.
Menace: But first, our Joke Corner
<* Wait, do my ears decive me? No, not really. See the 2Guys are there, and they are talking… only there is no sound. See this week the 2Guys are facing a man called silence, so this week their entire promo is done with the mute button on. And boy am I happy. *>
Jackle: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a gay man?
Menace: A Mega-Soar-Ass
Jackle: What do you feed a vegetarian cannibal?
Menace: Greengrocers
Jackle: What do you get when you have two green balls in your hand?
Menace: Kermit the frog's undivided attention!
<* Man I’m liking this mute thing, now if we can only keep them like this over all of their Promos. And better yet, get rid of them completely *>
Jackle: Now for some alternate word definitions
Menace: Software Upgrade - A replacement of old bugs with new bugs.
Jackle: Megahertz - What you feel when a computer drops on your foot.
Menace: Avoidable – Action taken by a cow with a headache
Jackle: Freudian Slip - A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you've ruined my life".
Menace: Water - A liquid that freezes slippery side up.
Jackle: Keychain - A device that permits us to lose several keys at one time.
Menace: Traffic Light - Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
Jackle: Television - Movies where people don't step on your feet.
Menace: Movies - Television where people don't interrupt with unexpected visits.
Jackle: Recipe - A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.
<* You know, as much as I enjoy the 2Guys on mute, this is kind of boring so lets fade out and leave the 2Guys to prattle on silently *>
