Post by Andy D on Nov 13, 2006 15:39:07 GMT -5
We Couldn't Think Of A Title... We Couldn't Think A Promo Either But That Didn't Really Stop Us.
<* Oh look, more nonsense. Really, do I need to introduce these things? You know that it’s going to feature Jackle and Menace standing in front of a Generic Promotional Background doing random and stupid things. So why do I need to say it? *>
Jackle: Hello, Good Evening and Welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we should be meeting Clive the chameleon, but he unfortunately escaped from his cage, ran across the room, fell asleep on a tartan rug and died of exhaustion
Jackle: But we will be meeting the man who still enjoys sex at 72. Well he lives at 74 so there’s no distance.
Menace: But first, our Joke Corner
<* Jackle turns his head to look at his tag partner strangely before giving him a quick clip around the earhole (which is a British way of saying smack around the head). *>
Jackle: Dude, we’re not muted this week, we can’t do the same material
Menace: Relax, only those who used subtitles would have known the difference.
Jackle: So can we start of this week’s show properly?
Menace: But first, wrestling news
Jackle: This week we find ourselves against Ryan Patrick and Jade in a tag team match.
Menace: Now with Jade in the match you’d expect us to do some kind of Mortal Kombat joke, reference or parody
Jackle: And usually you’d be right. However we’ve done a few of these in the past, so we’re not going to do that this week
Menace: This week we’re going to try something a little different
Jackle: And Menace will now tell you what that is
Menace: Today, we’ll first be showing you how we arrived at our choice, and then we’ll be doing it
Jackle: Usually our strange promo conceptions might not be so obvious as to how they relate to our opponents
Menace: Our ideas are derived from a combination of tenuous links, some have more of these links than others.
Jackle: And now Menace will present for you right now, all our links and how we end up with this weeks idea
Menace: One of our opponents this week is Jade. Jade is commonly associated with the colour green, as it’s the colour of the gem it’s named after. Gem is one letter away from Game. Board games are popular on a rainy day and include Chess, Monopoly and Cluedo. Cluedo involves you solving a murder by being a detective. Detectives can be found on a police force and in the UK they also have Police Constables, or PC’s for short. A PC is something you can use to write documents or surf the internet with. Surfing is something you do with waves. Waving is a form of saying both hello and goodbye. Goodbye my lover is a song by James Blunt. Blunt is the opposite of sharp. Sharp is how somebody who is smartly dressed could be described. Describe rhymes with prescribe, which is something a Doctor would do. Doctors work in a hospital and cure pain, something that we have a fair bit of experience about. Wii is the name of Nintendo’s new console launched this Sunday. Sunday Bloody Sunday is a song by the band U2. U2 come from Ireland which is also where Guinness comes from, which is an alcoholic drink. Other Alcoholic drinks include beer, whisky and vodka, all of which we’re going out to try out in the bar around the corner.
<* There’s a pause here before Jackle realises his tag partner has finished his idea machine. *>
Jackle: So that’s it? That’s this weeks idea against Patrick and Jade?
Menace: Go out and get drunk? Pretty much
Jackle: Works for me, lets go.
<* And with that the 2Guys walk of screen and this complete waste of everyone’s time is finally over. Hope it doesn’t happen next week, but it probably will. *>
<* Oh look, more nonsense. Really, do I need to introduce these things? You know that it’s going to feature Jackle and Menace standing in front of a Generic Promotional Background doing random and stupid things. So why do I need to say it? *>
Jackle: Hello, Good Evening and Welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we should be meeting Clive the chameleon, but he unfortunately escaped from his cage, ran across the room, fell asleep on a tartan rug and died of exhaustion
Jackle: But we will be meeting the man who still enjoys sex at 72. Well he lives at 74 so there’s no distance.
Menace: But first, our Joke Corner
<* Jackle turns his head to look at his tag partner strangely before giving him a quick clip around the earhole (which is a British way of saying smack around the head). *>
Jackle: Dude, we’re not muted this week, we can’t do the same material
Menace: Relax, only those who used subtitles would have known the difference.
Jackle: So can we start of this week’s show properly?
Menace: But first, wrestling news
Jackle: This week we find ourselves against Ryan Patrick and Jade in a tag team match.
Menace: Now with Jade in the match you’d expect us to do some kind of Mortal Kombat joke, reference or parody
Jackle: And usually you’d be right. However we’ve done a few of these in the past, so we’re not going to do that this week
Menace: This week we’re going to try something a little different
Jackle: And Menace will now tell you what that is
Menace: Today, we’ll first be showing you how we arrived at our choice, and then we’ll be doing it
Jackle: Usually our strange promo conceptions might not be so obvious as to how they relate to our opponents
Menace: Our ideas are derived from a combination of tenuous links, some have more of these links than others.
Jackle: And now Menace will present for you right now, all our links and how we end up with this weeks idea
Menace: One of our opponents this week is Jade. Jade is commonly associated with the colour green, as it’s the colour of the gem it’s named after. Gem is one letter away from Game. Board games are popular on a rainy day and include Chess, Monopoly and Cluedo. Cluedo involves you solving a murder by being a detective. Detectives can be found on a police force and in the UK they also have Police Constables, or PC’s for short. A PC is something you can use to write documents or surf the internet with. Surfing is something you do with waves. Waving is a form of saying both hello and goodbye. Goodbye my lover is a song by James Blunt. Blunt is the opposite of sharp. Sharp is how somebody who is smartly dressed could be described. Describe rhymes with prescribe, which is something a Doctor would do. Doctors work in a hospital and cure pain, something that we have a fair bit of experience about. Wii is the name of Nintendo’s new console launched this Sunday. Sunday Bloody Sunday is a song by the band U2. U2 come from Ireland which is also where Guinness comes from, which is an alcoholic drink. Other Alcoholic drinks include beer, whisky and vodka, all of which we’re going out to try out in the bar around the corner.
<* There’s a pause here before Jackle realises his tag partner has finished his idea machine. *>
Jackle: So that’s it? That’s this weeks idea against Patrick and Jade?
Menace: Go out and get drunk? Pretty much
Jackle: Works for me, lets go.
<* And with that the 2Guys walk of screen and this complete waste of everyone’s time is finally over. Hope it doesn’t happen next week, but it probably will. *>